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(plankton, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 9:28, archived)
# Right in the oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 11:22, archived)
# Yarblockos.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Horrorshow!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool down papa don't you blow your top
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 6:06, archived)
# It's funny because it's a comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They always make the same mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 23:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 1:15, archived)
# The story of b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 7:11, archived)
# That line
was uttered in tandem by both Tiffany and Debbie Gibson in the film Mega Python vs. Gataroid. I'm surprised no-one else has pointed this out yet.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 26 Nov 2019, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 23:20, archived)
# This made me smile
on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 23:42, archived)
# Cuts you up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 23:48, archived)
# That kind of humor justs slays me
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 1:20, archived)
# You might die laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 1:25, archived)
# HAHA ARE YOU GUYS MAKING PUNS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 3:25, archived)
# We have to! We are under threat of robots taking over b3ta


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 3:44, archived)
# Worst pun ever, Pedro.
You killed the board...again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 7:13, archived)
#
(ozof, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 9:48, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/8tez4Jx.png
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 12:27, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:49, archived)
# This made me laugh so hard when I was looking at it, that I crashed my car :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:13, archived)
# {future retaliation now}
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever happened to Lionel Rich Tea?


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(Victor Victoria, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:27, archived)
# Plot twist



(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:43, archived)
# Spoilers ffs
(97800, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:54, archived)
# hopkins face looks right for alex in a clockwork orange
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Put your little hoof in mine, there ain't no barn or haystack we can't climb
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:20, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:30, archived)
# That’ll do
very nicely indeed.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 20:22, archived)
# (Ye Olde Institution Of Learning)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 20:04, archived)
# heh
(ozof, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 20:40, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 22:19, archived)
# ho
(97800, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 22:47, archived)
# hu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 3:26, archived)
# huh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I will undoubtedly regret this.
(plankton, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 18:38, archived)
# Unlikley
(97800, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:33, archived)
# Festive joke
Heather says to Paul "What are you getting me for Christmas?"

Paul - "A plane"

Heather - "A plane? Oh Paul! That's amazing!"

Paul - "Yeah, you can fucking shave the other leg"


(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SONG MOVIES

Every now and then Hollywood runs out of ideas and turns to the world of music for inspiration, resulting in terrible films like Last Christmas, Yesterday and Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lets show them how it should be done by making movie posters out of our favourite songs.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 18:06, archived)
# *bohemian rhapsody not, in fact, terrible
cf
(ozof, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 20:43, archived)
# wtfaybob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:34, archived)
# democracy is not a spectator sport, mofaha
(ozof, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 23:01, archived)
# I don't know, I don't know if it is or not, I wasn't prepared for this :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 3:28, archived)
# Imagine running out of ideas and just re-doing slight variations of the same old shit for years and years
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 23 Nov 2019, 22:58, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:07, archived)
# I suppose jokes about
member of the royal family and "Sweet chile o mine" or "my best friend's girl" are off limits?
(plankton, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Boab Hoskins?


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Mona Treesa?
(WGCtrev, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 11:46, archived)
# Clive James is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 16:43, archived)
# Fat Boab?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 8:59, archived)
#
Love this one
(JauntyArt, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 9:12, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 9:49, archived)
# I got it!
Glenn not-even-Close?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 12:51, archived)
# Glen or Glenda?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda like this I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:06, archived)
# The old '2 finger squeeze'......you dirty dog ;}
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:38, archived)
# .
(pantseatflyer, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 6:14, archived)
# This is giving me flashbacks!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 13:49, archived)
# Oval Kilmer
Sorry, couldn't hummus. -10 points.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 1:46, archived)
# Eggy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 2:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 2:02, archived)
# Laid to rest.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 2:07, archived)
# Oeuf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 8:57, archived)
# The yolk's on you, Bud!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 10:33, archived)
# *cracks up*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 12:52, archived)
# Should I make another pun?
I shell
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 14:12, archived)
# Ova to you
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:27, archived)
# You guys are cracking me up
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:02, archived)
#
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 2:48, archived)
# Don't ask question like that as this time in the morning k
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Nov 2019, 3:56, archived)
# I wish I were reading my signed copy of Horse Destroys the Universe
by Cyriak Harris
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 7:33, archived)
# Who won that? I never heard any more about it. Or was it just nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 12:10, archived)
# Horse won.
Horse destroyed the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 13:04, archived)
# Horse shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:00, archived)
# It was only just a dream
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:14, archived)
# There are no 'books'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:35, archived)
# Talking rings?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 20:01, archived)
#
Who wrote that dribble shit?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 1:44, archived)
# Mention the Lord of the Rings once more
...
(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:24, archived)
# WAT?
(OMG, I got a reply, I got a reply!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] not in a cinema near you


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(mintchocchip, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 0:22, archived)
# Separated at birth


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(uya, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 22:01, archived)
#
youtu.be/EXRo0PjzfZw
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 1:57, archived)
# I'm glad
I don't want enough to smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:20, archived)
# Danny
Gives up and wipes his hands on his jeans?
(rogerzilla, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sandra Bullcock



(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Jackie Chain
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 20:46, archived)

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