hurrahbut due to the lack of holy tits you are now on double secret probation
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 6:57,
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They have tits!I like them big, small, medium size.....yummy.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:32,
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yes! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 10:28,
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What to do when the romance done gone?...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:45,
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Sing along, if you know the words.....
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:30,
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Let me fly, far away from hereFun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun
I want to lie, Shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Gold fish shoals
Nibbling at my toes
Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun
I need to get out more.... :)
(I want to lie, Shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Gold fish shoals
Nibbling at my toes
Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun
I need to get out more.... :)
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:27,
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Not if you are singing my favourite themeYou need to stay a while
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:31,
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He'd say he doesn't like it,but he'd definitely still fly on it.
(,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 2:48,
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I also inspected its undercarriage and had a good look up its engine nozzles...
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 10:59,
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No matter how good things are he is the type to find something to bitch about:"Oh my in flight caviar is not toady enough, thanks to Brussels!"
( _le_shat,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 8:16,
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Do they also offer a Hans-Free car wash? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:31,
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Judy Judy Judy (
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 15:39,
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Did you know that in British Sign Language, he is signing the word 'cunt'.It is funny (or at least, I find it funny) that news presenters, weather presenters, in short, virtually anybody on the telly with hands does this, presumably without realising what they are doing.
(,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:50,
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Your observation makes me wonder just how large Brit cunts must be :)
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LS18,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:16,
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You know that size you were thinking of......larger!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 23:59,
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he's not going nord des lignes this time of day but his brother might
oh but that poor poor dog :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 12:40,
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Live scenes from Parliament Square the morning after their "party" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 12:55,
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Indeed - Horseman is the name of (presumably) the bus fleet company
(,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:03,
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Actually, I'm thinking '2nd greatest'....Maybe :)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 9:36,
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Cha!I had an awesome Batman and Robin dream last night! OMG!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 19:58,
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That post was
| Amazing / A Chi-Wawa / a sexy doggie / the happiness in my soul / weird / making me want to drink / giving me ideas |
Another!
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 10:19,
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You can do it too if you write a normal postBut write the bit you want to change between two | characters and seperate the options with a /
| option 1 / option 2 / etc |
(| option 1 / option 2 / etc |
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:15,
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o' rly?
| Wow that's cool / Let's see then / It's still not too late to vote for my "Dark Side Of The Meat" / Pedro killed Lemmy / mofaha is a big fat fatty |
Another!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:54,
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slim fit person mofaha here, what's all this about? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:04,
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What's up, Mr String Bean? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:14,
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You keep taking the site offline but nothing seems to change. What's going on? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:32,
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Most recent updates have been making mobile support betterThe last one now means you can drag an image or image url to /board and it jumps straight to adding that in to a post.
Also cfb is a bit better
(Also cfb is a bit better
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 15:27,
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I can't log in with my phone... -____-...and the longer the thread, the smaller the pictures get. Until finally grinded to the side to a single line of unreadable text. Pedro was crushed. Jusssayin
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:04,
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Samsung/ Verizon
I used to have an iPhone and when I switched it's like b3ta won't accept a new log in from another device (?) No idea.
(I used to have an iPhone and when I switched it's like b3ta won't accept a new log in from another device (?) No idea.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:04,
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I don't know...my girlfriend got it for me....I just push buttons.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:07,
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Happens on mine too. Google Pixel 3, running Google Chrome Browser. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:48,
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That's why I'm not around during the day......maybe that's for the best....ha ha....
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:09,
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I don't mind. I'm not a big pussy like Atomic.I just rotate my phone landscape when things hit the right edge and it looks fine.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 23:42,
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Doy..........I'm still gonna crush you!... :P
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:22,
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I've tried to recreate thisWith a Pixel 3 emulator and it's looking ok, I take it yours is not like this?
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 21:08,
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Also you get browser notifications of replies and gaz messagesAnd link previews we're updated, they use embedded code now.
And https links now auto link
Also emojis
(And https links now auto link
Also emojis
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 16:06,
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As always all new suggestions for improvements are appreciated
(
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:05,
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Fix the 'off by one' error when clicking 'view older links' on /links...it jumps back 2 pages (currently to /links/archive/9917/ rather than /links/archive/9918/)
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:48,
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<3 <3 you tease! <3 <3 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:32,
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Needless to day, I like this mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Feb 2020, 15:29,
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Am a clickin'like a thick'un
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 21:01,
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For some value of fixed.I watched this arriving line-by-line.
( Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:31,
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This is exactly what heaven looks like. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:59,
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I gave up on the whole 'thinking' thing this week. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:06,
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It's very overrated 4.5 stars on Yelp
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:09,
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Every one of those dogs looks very happy! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:00,
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Lincoln looks ESPECIALLY like his dog.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:14,
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How do we know it's not dogs taking their cathedral for a walk?
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:32,
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I love both the pictures and the words.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 8:47,
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hi Mr peters did you used to be icezebra?the font and drawing style is very familiar :)
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 6 Feb 2020, 17:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Monty Python"){kind=small}
Here he comes... "Have at you, Little England!" Little England!"
Full version here with sound twitter.com/S4RKY
(,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:33,
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Full version here with sound twitter.com/S4RKY
is that demonic cummings on the right?!
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:40,
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The FAR right, yeah, yeah? Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder,
Sat 1 Feb 2020, 13:15,
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Just in case some of you youngsters were wondering.Corona was fizzy drinks / pop in the 1970's. There was an advertising campaign called the Corona Fizzical. Seems somewhat apt to bring it up today for some reason.
(,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:55,
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I thought the '70s was a storytold by old people to scare children
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 15:07,
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Actually I was born in the second month of the '70sand when I tell kids about it they ignore me
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:33,
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Telling kids often doesn't work.Sweets, puppies and hedgeporn used to work fine.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:46,
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A man in a truck would come round - oh no that was something different
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:01,
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'we can tell it's tizer when our eyes are shut' seems so sinister now artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:05,
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