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#
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 6:14, archived)
# hurrah
but due to the lack of holy tits you are now on double secret probation
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 6:57, archived)
# 0.0 fucks
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
# Yes
Your lack of tits upsets me :(
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 9:25, archived)
# They have tits!
I like them big, small, medium size.....yummy.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
# yes!
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 10:28, archived)
# \o/-yes!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:33, archived)
# It's dat boi!
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:16, archived)
# oh lawd he comin
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:36, archived)
# What to do when the romance done gone?...
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 14:45, archived)
# 3ppp
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 15:13, archived)
# One for the fans:
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 16:35, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 22:15, archived)
# Ward
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 1:33, archived)
# Sing along, if you know the words.....

(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:30, archived)
# Let me fly, far away from here
Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun
I want to lie, Shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Gold fish shoals
Nibbling at my toes
Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun

I need to get out more.... :)
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Not if you are singing my favourite theme
You need to stay a while
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] We're only making plans for Nigel...
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:03, archived)
# Oh, he wouldn't like Concorde at all!
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:27, archived)
# He'd say he doesn't like it,
but he'd definitely still fly on it.
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 2:48, archived)
# I sat on Concorde a few weeks ago...
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 6:03, archived)
# Is that a euphemism for a dodgy sex act?
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 8:17, archived)
# I also inspected its undercarriage and had a good look up its engine nozzles...
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 10:59, archived)
# No matter how good things are he is the type to find something to bitch about:
"Oh my in flight caviar is not toady enough, thanks to Brussels!"
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] As it’s STILL quiet...
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 18:15, archived)
# Your clique bullied everyone else away
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 19:08, archived)
# What ‘clique’ might that be?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 19:25, archived)
# it's pronounced 'clique'
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:51, archived)
# clicky
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Eric Idol...although a bit crap.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:07, archived)
# Ho, ho, ho...
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 13:37, archived)
# Do they also offer a Hans-Free car wash?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:31, archived)
# At least one of these guys does . . .
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:40, archived)
# Judy Judy Judy
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 15:39, archived)
# Yep, Goober the lube jobber
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Did you know that in British Sign Language, he is signing the word 'cunt'.
It is funny (or at least, I find it funny) that news presenters, weather presenters, in short, virtually anybody on the telly with hands does this, presumably without realising what they are doing.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:50, archived)
# Your observation makes me wonder just how large Brit cunts must be :)
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:16, archived)
# You know that size you were thinking of...
...larger!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 23:59, archived)
# :D
solution: insert ham, remove bone.
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:53, archived)
# he's not going nord des lignes this time of day but his brother might
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Groomers finally jailed...
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 11:38, archived)
# oh but that poor poor dog :(
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The head. Go for the head...

(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 11:17, archived)
# Live scenes from Parliament Square the morning after their "party"
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 12:55, archived)
# Just in from the BBC

Click for bigger (206 kb)
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 11:09, archived)
# really?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:03, archived)
# Indeed - Horseman is the name of (presumably) the bus fleet company
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 4:34, archived)
# was there ever a compo
dedicated to our chihuahuan chum?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 7:42, archived)
# what a bunch of reposts?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 7:50, archived)
#

(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 9:37, archived)
# the feet are a bit small
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:24, archived)
# 'Dogs'
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 19:57, archived)
# Actually, I'm thinking '2nd greatest'....
Maybe :)
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 9:36, archived)
# Cha!
I had an awesome Batman and Robin dream last night! OMG!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 19:58, archived)
#
That post was

| Amazing / A Chi-Wawa / a sexy doggie / the happiness in my soul / weird / making me want to drink / giving me ideas |

Another!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 10:19, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 12:35, archived)
# I have all the codez
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 12:36, archived)
# a maize bolz
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:32, archived)
# You can do it too if you write a normal post
But write the bit you want to change between two | characters and seperate the options with a /
| option 1 / option 2 / etc |

(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:15, archived)
#
o' rly?

| Wow that's cool / Let's see then / It's still not too late to vote for my "Dark Side Of The Meat" / Pedro killed Lemmy / mofaha is a big fat fatty |

Another!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:54, archived)
# Glorious!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:37, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:46, archived)
# slim fit person mofaha here, what's all this about?
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:04, archived)
# What's up, Mr String Bean?
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:14, archived)
# Pedro said it.
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:21, archived)
# You keep taking the site offline but nothing seems to change. What's going on?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:32, archived)
# Most recent updates have been making mobile support better
The last one now means you can drag an image or image url to /board and it jumps straight to adding that in to a post.
Also cfb is a bit better
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 15:27, archived)
# Neat!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:18, archived)
# I can't log in with my phone... -____-
...and the longer the thread, the smaller the pictures get. Until finally grinded to the side to a single line of unreadable text. Pedro was crushed. Jusssayin
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:04, archived)
# What device are you using?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:36, archived)
#
Samsung/ Verizon
I used to have an iPhone and when I switched it's like b3ta won't accept a new log in from another device (?) No idea.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:04, archived)
# Which Samsung model is it?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:36, archived)
# I don't know...my girlfriend got it for me....I just push buttons.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:07, archived)
# Happens on mine too. Google Pixel 3, running Google Chrome Browser.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:48, archived)
# That's why I'm not around during the day...
...maybe that's for the best....ha ha....
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:09, archived)
# No way
I'm here for you!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:22, archived)
# XD Ha Ha!! Jeeesh!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 23:26, archived)
# Cheers
I'll try to replicate it
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 22:23, archived)
# I don't mind. I'm not a big pussy like Atomic.
I just rotate my phone landscape when things hit the right edge and it looks fine.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Doy.......
...I'm still gonna crush you!... :P
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:22, archived)
# claws out
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 0:23, archived)
# I've tried to recreate this
With a Pixel 3 emulator and it's looking ok, I take it yours is not like this?

(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 21:08, archived)
# Also you get browser notifications of replies and gaz messages
And link previews we're updated, they use embedded code now.
And https links now auto link
Also emojis
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 16:06, archived)
# As always all new suggestions for improvements are appreciated
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:05, archived)
# Fix the 'off by one' error when clicking 'view older links' on /links...
it jumps back 2 pages (currently to /links/archive/9917/ rather than /links/archive/9918/)
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 17:48, archived)
# Ahh yes that's an old chestnut
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 18:07, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 19:59, archived)
# Dogs With Dirty Little Nips.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 10:33, archived)
# <3 <3 you tease! <3 <3
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 14:32, archived)
# cerveza o' milko....choices choices
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 20:01, archived)
# Needless to day, I like this
(, Sun 2 Feb 2020, 15:29, archived)
# o/'
Cheers, Sir!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 20:48, archived)
# Am a clickin'
like a thick'un
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 21:01, archived)
# Slap that clicker
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 0:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 9:51, archived)
# tanked
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:00, archived)
# Sad times. Very sad....
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:12, archived)
# : (
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] *salutes*
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Is there a cfb?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:57, archived)
# apols
fixed
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:02, archived)
# For some value of fixed.
I watched this arriving line-by-line.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:31, archived)
# This is exactly what heaven looks like.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:59, archived)
# *You'll* never find out.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:13, archived)
# yeah I was just thinking this earlier
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:00, archived)
# I gave up on the whole 'thinking' thing this week.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:06, archived)
# It's very overrated
4.5 stars on Yelp
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:09, archived)
# no you just thought you did
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:19, archived)
# WHOAH!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Walkies!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:33, archived)
# Every one of those dogs looks very happy!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:00, archived)
# Yes.
They are well looked after.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:04, archived)
# Lincoln looks ESPECIALLY like his dog.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:14, archived)
# Also, you MASSIVE lurker...
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:40, archived)
# How do we know it's not dogs taking their cathedral for a walk?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:32, archived)
#
You loon! :D

(I think I love you).
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:57, archived)
# I love both the pictures and the words.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 8:47, archived)
# What about
the smell?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 13:39, archived)
# hi Mr peters did you used to be icezebra?
the font and drawing style is very familiar :)
(, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Here he comes... "Have at you, Little England!"
Little England!"
Full version here with sound twitter.com/S4RKY
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:33, archived)
# is that demonic cummings on the right?!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:40, archived)
# The FAR right, yeah, yeah?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 13:15, archived)
# Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:53, archived)
# Just in case some of you youngsters were wondering.
Corona was fizzy drinks / pop in the 1970's. There was an advertising campaign called the Corona Fizzical. Seems somewhat apt to bring it up today for some reason.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:55, archived)
# mmm... cream soda
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 14:17, archived)
# I thought the '70s was a story
told by old people to scare children
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 15:07, archived)
# "You weren't there man"
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 15:11, archived)
# Actually I was born in the second month of the '70s
and when I tell kids about it they ignore me
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:33, archived)
# Telling kids often doesn't work.
Sweets, puppies and hedgeporn used to work fine.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:46, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:50, archived)
# Charly says; 'little bit of bass'
(, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 21:01, archived)
# wow...good stuff...happy candlez
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 3:38, archived)
# A man in a truck would come round - oh no that was something different
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:01, archived)
# 'we can tell it's tizer when our eyes are shut' seems so sinister now
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:05, archived)
# Chianti...

(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:31, archived)
# :D
mi mi mi mi? mi mi mi mi?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 15:09, archived)
# love it
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:03, archived)

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