A-ha-ha-hah-ahhh.
Then the ship struck a rock, oh Lord Vader what a shock
The bulkhead was turned right over
Turned nine times around, and the poor old plot was drowned
I'm the last of Irish Shuttle SW-0608
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 10:00,
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The bulkhead was turned right over
Turned nine times around, and the poor old plot was drowned
I'm the last of Irish Shuttle SW-0608
Because I live in Australia now...
And I only have one roll in the house.
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 3:28,
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And I only have one roll in the house.
Is there a TP shortage somewhere on the planet besides Venezuela?
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 3:45,
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Australians have got it into their heads that the best way to protect themselves from coming viral apocalypse is to hoard arts degrees
these things have a momentum of their own, as even normal people are thinking "Well if the fucking idiots are buying it all up, I better get in too" None of the supermarkets the missus went to today had any
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 4:21,
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use a quokka, leave the little fella outside to dry then brush off any debris
Alternatively perineum sunning followed by a light brushing
Or maybe just a cut up copy of The Australian
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 18:01,
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Or maybe just a cut up copy of The Australian
Doh! Wondered if this had already been done :)
[Scrolls down] at least I didn't miss it in this compo.
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 1:53,
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Yeah, there's something troubling about thinking of sheep--in bed, ;p
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Thu 5 Mar 2020, 2:02,
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Awww he's put a towel over his head
How cute. Goochie, goochie, goo
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"it's ddeeeaaaattthhhmaaaaassssssssssssssss"
Noddy screams as he offloads lead into replicant Dave Hill
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Wed 4 Mar 2020, 16:47,
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Come to think of it,
Sean Young's hairdo in that is not a million miles away from Dave Hill's in their heyday.
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Wed 4 Mar 2020, 17:42,
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we'll be ok
assuming it doesn't mutate and get worse. Probably be fine.
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Wed 4 Mar 2020, 16:48,
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No! If teh virus dont kill us all, teh Happy Easter Asteroid will.
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Wed 4 Mar 2020, 18:26,
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No one should go where eagles dare.
With apologies to Derek Riggs and Sam Gilbey
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Wed 4 Mar 2020, 12:26,
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With apologies to Derek Riggs and Sam Gilbey
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