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# Scene in the lobby of a western government near you


Is it the peoples front of judea?
FUCK OFF!
We're the jewdian people's front
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:47, archived)
# Are you insinuating Trump will be killed?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:54, archived)
# Mmmmm!
You may think that! I couldn't possibly comment :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:59, archived)
# Trump won't be assassinated, he'll be retired
His family undoubtedly know of his mental decline and probably have a team of doctors on standby to immediately declare him mentally incompetent and unable to stand trial.

He'll end his days in a mirrorless penthouse suite in a Trump property, a feeble Howard Hughes-like figure.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:03, archived)
# FAKE HUGHES!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 2:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:55, archived)
# You're about 2000 years behind on your news
Interesting fact from Wiki :

Speculation that the Roman dictator Julius Caesar was born by the method now known as C-section are false. Pliny the Elder refers to a certain Julius Caesar (an ancestor of the famous Roman statesman) as ab utero caeso, "cut from the womb" giving this as an explanation for the cognomen "Caesar" which was then carried by his descendants.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:00, archived)
# As Shirley Bassy once sang....
"It's all just a little bit of history repeating"
ding! der der ding! der ding der der ding!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:41, archived)
# FTFY
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Mr. Potato Head Eaters
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's going to be beer", thought Chimp. "It's going to be blue WKD", thought Hippo.
"Erm.... absinthe please" said Alberto.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:34, archived)
# He always had chocolate, didn't he?
Should have been called Freddo really
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 7:56, archived)
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(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:33, archived)
# They really need to put up some guardrails up around their house
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:52, archived)
# Stop making jokes....Can't you see this place is in dire straits?
The FP has 3 images...the boards are silent every night... rob is holding a bottle of poison...the end is near.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:53, archived)
#
i'm scared
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:00, archived)
# We are outdated...just like Rosey, model # XB-500.....dumped on the sands of time.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:07, archived)
# Replaced by a shiny new roomba
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:15, archived)
# Roomba can't meme!
They will be sorry when we're gone!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:20, archived)
# Looks like g4mma.com is still available - time to upgrade and show the new kids we can still rock and roll!
Oh crikey, is it that late already? ZZZzzzz.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:04, archived)
# I like this a lot
how many source pics did you have to glue together?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:01, archived)
# I won't share my secrets anymore.
Tell your friend: "FUCK OFF NOOB!"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:34, archived)
# :((
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 2:36, archived)
# Pity these wretched creatures


This particular species suffer from stockholm syndrome.
particularly towards leaders of the NWO.
George Bush has a multitude of them that have crawled up into his bile duct.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:24, archived)
# Who,
what?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:01, archived)
# Excellent set of keywords when you search google for "Wooly Beamish"
You should get that tinfoil hat on firmly mate.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:18, archived)
# GREAT :)
What colour was George bushs Y fronts when he shat you down his leg?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:37, archived)
# Infowars --->
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:39, archived)
# This particular species suffer from stockholm syndrome. particularly towards leaders of the NWO? Is that what you said?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:41, archived)
# Then you said, George Bush has a multitude of them that have crawled up into his bile duct? Am I getting this right?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:42, archived)
# I had an bile duct obstruction once, there was a gall stone stuck in there, it nearly killed me. Now I'm wondering if I'm actually George Bush.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Uhhhh!
Shudder the thought
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:53, archived)
# Where do you stand on the conspiracy theory
about Prince having a rib removed?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:44, archived)
# That's what Eve was made from, duh.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:46, archived)
# I thought it was Marilyn Manson
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:02, archived)
# Jamie Lee Curtis or GTFO
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:01, archived)
# troll
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:08, archived)
# Only 3 images on the fp?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:17, archived)
# FPTHISNOW
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:35, archived)
# And knock one of the current three off? That hardly seems fair.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:58, archived)
# Wait 8 hours
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah he seems to have rowed back on that. Now it's "a couple of hours for reflection" or something like that.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:45, archived)
# Also...your little dog is missing.
Probably sucking LG15's dick.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Hmmm. Do you think about that a lot atomic?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:19, archived)
# Well I used to think about you and Pedro...but now.....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 0:42, archived)
# this is nice
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:02, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:22, archived)
# SORRY TO THREADJACK, BUT ONLY 3 IMAGES ON THE FP?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:20, archived)
# U MOFAHA'D!
WOO!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Donald Judd, Untitled, 1967
Untitled 1967
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Over friendly?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:03, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:14, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:11, archived)
# Seems more accurate given the vents right? :D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Nice.
Welcome to b3ta, you'll probably leave.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 15:43, archived)
# we haven't left yet...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Happy Shakespeare Day!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:01, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you've done.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:56, archived)
# But that's where he keeps his porn collection...!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:05, archived)
# Me doth hath tempest thoughts of wynd procured hence thy b3tan whimsey.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:43, archived)
# Alas
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:52, archived)
#

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(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:28, archived)
# That Knight Templar is going to use that hypodermic lance to inject a deadly vaccine into the innocent dragon, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:37, archived)
# I know! When was the last time you saw a dragon???
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:04, archived)
# :)
Legend has it that George arrived upon a village where a dragon was terrorizing the local people. To appease the creature, they had begun to sacrifice a sheep per day to feed its hunger until they no longer had any sheep. The King then decreed that they must sacrifice the local children to keep the dragon at bay.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] bollards
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:13, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:14, archived)
# 404: Parchment Not Found

Happy 404th birthday, Bill.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:11, archived)
# There's a lot of evidence to suggest that several people cooked his Meth
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:14, archived)
# Whizz Marlowe.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:22, archived)
# Sir Francis Pinkman and Jesse de Vere were definitely in on it
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] First outing for the 7 dwarves resulted in a rather difficult body disposal
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:13, archived)
# That gave me a chuckle
thank you!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:29, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] something like that

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(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:27, archived)
# beautiful
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:09, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:18, archived)
#
needz moor bikini bottom
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Templar Knights Death Ship

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Would you step foot aboard this?

Why didn't they just name her 'The Love Boat'

Passengers Never to be seen again. Floating Auschwitz

You could step aboard her sister ship 'Dachau'

The only comforting thing you'll get aboard this behemoth is injection of.... pentobarbital...... followed by..... Pancuronium bromide...... followed by...... Potassium chloride...... followed by.... burial at sea.

As quoted "What i'm i going to do with 400 ventilators when i need container ships full of barbiturates"

Nice phased array dome i see it's got there.



Bugger me!



(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 4:52, archived)
# Uh-huh.
Just to clarify, can you please tell me who I should be afraid of:
1. The Illuminati
2. The Jews
3. The Freemasons
4. THE POPE
5. The World Health Organisation
6. Obama
7. All of the above
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 6:50, archived)
# 7
Good Gematric number
missed no. 8) Your heart, mind & soul
Deep down you know there is a government assassin waiting in a storm drain near YOU :)
Remmber! have all of the above ever given a FUCK about YOU?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:39, archived)
#
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# O_o
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:23, archived)
# No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 7:50, archived)
# Hey, give him a break.
There are virtually no commercial flights now, so they have to store all that chemtrail juice somewhere.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:15, archived)
# You're right
I should have known that governments like to kill their own citizens and need to create new ways to do that
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:18, archived)
# Seems awfully time-consuming, labour-intensive, expensive and unnecessarily complicated to give three injections
when they could just whack us over the head and chuck us over the side, though.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:24, archived)
# :)
Don't give them any ideas :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:13, archived)
# Nice phased array dome i see it's got there.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:04, archived)
#
<marquee><blink>Alex Chiu's Immortality Device</blink></marquee>
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:09, archived)
# Leave Rob's wank yacht out of it
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:24, archived)
# we can't even manange an orderly brexit
what the FUCK makes you think they could organise whatever batshit you're suggesting?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:23, archived)
# BOILING PISS
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:04, archived)
# GET HIM HITLER
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:31, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:01, archived)
# No anal probing?
I'm disappointed.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 2:21, archived)
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(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 23:40, archived)
# Beuriful
Love that film.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 0:06, archived)
# I agree...totally great!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 1:05, archived)
# The directors' other films seem to be on YouTube.
Not seen Gandahar yet, but I remember Time Masters being terrific.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:31, archived)
# Les Maîtres du temps (Time Masters) is good.
I saw it on UK TV a couple of times in the late '80s/early '90s. Nominally a kids film, but with some pretty disturbing stuff in there for younger viewers.

I seem to recall not liking Gandahar that much, but should give it another go (I think a RenΓ© Laloux triple-bill at the weekend is in order, depending on the weather).
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:24, archived)
# Saw it at a film festival knowing nothing about it.
I was pleasantly surprised by how melancholy it was.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:05, archived)
# I will make some time to watch these.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:28, archived)
# Really need to re-watch Fantastic Planet.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:12, archived)
# It's amazing how we forget the details.
You will feel young again.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 21:54, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 23:40, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 0:06, archived)
# Tonyb3ta would be proud
:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] One of Boticelli's lesser known paintings, with some help from Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Clark! Once again he is x-raying all time my clothes
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 21:42, archived)
# I love your accent.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 22:06, archived)
# RACIST
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 3:46, archived)
# Destroy her with your kryptonite vision!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] “Oh, bother.”
(, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 17:19, archived)
# This is pooh
;)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:02, archived)

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