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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 21:04, archived)
# Has there been some upset
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 21:23, archived)
# I made myself LOL.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 0:20, archived)
# Just checked. Still only 6716 tweets
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 1:05, archived)
# There were also 97,132 users who didn't tweet much...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 1:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] fucking hippies
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:38, archived)
# If they'd dropped MDMA rather than adrenochrome...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:35, archived)
# I would like to try that
and also another one which I can't remember the name of but I think it is designed to help you sleep but if you fight the urge you trip balls
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:40, archived)
# Peace is Fear
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Smashing...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:25, archived)
# Haha!
That's great. She looks so happy.

Night Of The Living Bread Making.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:35, archived)
# OOF!
I think SmashMonkey would appreciate this
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:02, archived)
# I appreciate this
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:15, archived)
# ooh, a moist yes.
knittertyclick.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Look, ARE you going to shut that door?

(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:17, archived)
# Just how many doors did I shut...?
Well, punk... do you feel lucky?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I said you buy one...

Apologies to plankton
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...you get one free!

image info for de-ris and disappointment
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Fnurrrrm...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 18:55, archived)
# what is laid back here?
the facial muscles?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Adherence to the image challenge
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:02, archived)
# *stickles for rules*
:)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Dental Plan
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh hai Pedro
I totally made this image for the challenge and have entered it thusly
I hope it wins because it was my idea and I worked really hard on it too

OK bye :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:35, archived)
# OMG, MODS!!!!1!!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:48, archived)
# Come on...!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Invisible Lisa needs braces
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 23:02, archived)
# Booooowling ball!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 23:20, archived)
# Established Members
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:13, archived)
# hah
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Guffaw!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Awwwwww
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:15, archived)
# I think she is actually quite pretty when not fearing for her life
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:42, archived)
# WAS
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 5:52, archived)
# :(
sadz
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:53, archived)
# She likes his chopper...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:36, archived)
# it's better than her little slicer for sure
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:42, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The trouble with COVIDs...

 
An afternoon well spent methinks! 
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 16:38, archived)
# have a pea
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 17:18, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 18:28, archived)
# They're so fluffy!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:11, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 18:35, archived)
# bloody covid
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 18:37, archived)
# Actually Did Happen.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:11, archived)
# At first I thought they were big Babybels or Tunnocks Teacakes
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:55, archived)
# At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 11:11, archived)
# So that blind date with Medusa didn't work out, huh?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:22, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
Their so cute when there little
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:37, archived)
# Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:57, archived)
# I'm not
I am showing all of the love you could possibly imagine
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:06, archived)
# hahah like a girl
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 16:01, archived)
# rigmarole, gobbledygook, kerfuffle, to-do, and blabbityblab
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:32, archived)
# poppycock
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 23:00, archived)
# Baloney
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 23:16, archived)
# Hogwash
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Bullshit
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!

(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:35, archived)
# This is fine.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 13:40, archived)
# Is that what he was saying this afternoon?
I wasn't listening.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:08, archived)
# There was a week or two after he nearly died when he wasn't being a complete prick, glad he made a full recovery
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:19, archived)
# Surprised no-one's spreading a conspiracy theory that he died and was replaced with an alien clone,
might go on the Icke forums and start one.*

* I am fully aware that there's at least a 98% chance that half the idiots on there already believe this
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:51, archived)
# But as an NWO representative, you'd only start that sort of rumour if it suited your secret masters' agenda
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Indeed.
That's why we're behind all the anti-vax propaganda, no better way to ensure the engineered viruses wipe out as many people as possible.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:23, archived)
# I'm confused. Is 5G there to activate the virus, or to control the microchips that we'll all be injecting?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:27, archived)
# Both, obviously.
5G activates the virus, and then we inject the vaccine microchips and 5G activates them too. Then the test 'n' trace app we secretly installed on your phone will communicate with the virus and the vaccine microchips, and they combine to form a super-virus/vaccine complex which will take over your conscious mind and make you think what we want you to think. Oh, and give you autism too, probably, I haven't finished reading up on it all yet. Obviously it's going to kill you, and simultaneously make you our slave, because we want an army of zombie slaves we can send into battle against the Jews. Even though we are the Jews.

Clear?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:36, archived)
# I'm a bit disappointed that no lizards are involved, but otherwise this sounds great, sign me up!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:47, archived)
# The lizard people coded the app, well I say coded but in reality they skimmed off the top then outsourced the project management and development to some weasels that live in a shed near Wolverhampton.
Weasels are very agile. Any rumours that they, in turn, outsourced it to a large company in India are unfounded.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:01, archived)
# So that's how they do it!

Sticking this here so I don't push someone off the bottom.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "Yippee ki yay my lover!"
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:04, archived)
#
I've always thought that wearing the white vest, the 'yipee kayee motherfucker' and the killing of Alan Rickman showed a man deeply in touch with his emotions.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:16, archived)
# Awwwwww.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:18, archived)
# You should have heard your brother squeal
when I told him how fabulous he looked
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:30, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 12:04, archived)
# Yippee Skippy, Mother Francis
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 12:41, archived)
# Sister Mary Elephant
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:43, archived)
# Young man, give me that knife!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 1:30, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:35, archived)
# Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Burp! Yeah sure, I'll take another shot.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha, my kinda hunt!
Set up the Vodka roulette?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Covid turning up at the pub to find Boris shut it at 10
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:40, archived)
# I like this.
And will be posting a watermark chopped version all over social media in approximately 2 minutes.

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ WHO MADE THIS ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:54, archived)
# COVID, MFW
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:58, archived)
# I also like this,
and will look forward to seeing it in the context of a hastily-written advert-heavy 10 HILARIOUS RESPONSES listicle.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 17:33, archived)
# haha
lovely, very nicely done.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:02, archived)
# Hehe!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:17, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:55, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 12:06, archived)
# Incredible work!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 13:41, archived)
# :( always this way
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:16, archived)
# Rather good.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Nobody likes Covid.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:18, archived)
# Covid is giving me an excuse to be as antisocial as I want to be
- but no, I still don't *like* it.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 21:38, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 16:44, archived)
# I can't believe you'd rip of
HIGNFY


e: it's been years and nobodies got round to making titles editable. I wonder why I pay taxes for your furlough money I really do.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 18:10, archived)
# It was perfect first time,
Just like yoooou
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:32, archived)
# Thats some powerlurking
You've got going on there
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the thing. They say you can see the whole universe in them.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:00, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]


Edit: soz.. Joke is from the very very great area b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/

edit: edit: credit goes to Agnostic Antichrist for getting this fantastic joke from the interweb and posting it here

(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:32, archived)
# What’s the DEAL with SNAKES??
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 0:43, archived)
# That's a great joke, it should win a forum competition for the best joke.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 6:22, archived)
# Just remember to credit AA as the original author, we wouldn't want any accusations of theft
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:16, archived)
#
*cough*

edit: no discredit to razzle or AA or anyone else who posted in that qotw, just that if you google any of those jokes you'd probably find that most of them have been going around the internet for years.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:19, archived)
# I really doubt the reggae singer puns had been done before
it's a shame all that original content will never be seen
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:40, archived)
# Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:46, archived)
# Your picture made me smile, by the way.
Sorry, I didn't make that clear.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:34, archived)
# hah!
have a pea
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:43, archived)
# Connect 4 and drugs don't mix
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:57, archived)
# We all live cuz of Pink Submarine!
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:18, archived)
# May I come inside?
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:04, archived)
# You must be this tall to enter this ride -------------------------------------------------------------------------
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:00, archived)
# GH-OS-T
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:10, archived)
# 0 pointie points
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:22, archived)
# They're invisible
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:05, archived)
# :((
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:51, archived)
# Invisipointies
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 0:48, archived)
# You get your inspiration from anthoynyb3ta ?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:04, archived)
# Absolutely not.
Not one bit.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:45, archived)
# rightrightright
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:35, archived)
# Did you go to PedroHin Skool of Fotoshopperitity?
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:19, archived)
# It's my first week
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:57, archived)
# Did you apply for your student loan yet?
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:21, archived)
# I was hoping there are other ways to settle my debt
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:55, archived)
# There are! Sit down and I’ll tell you about them: I, of course, cannot sit down, having just paid my fees for the week.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 0:45, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:05, archived)
# Every week?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:17, archived)
# There is a monthly deal but I suspect it’s physically impossible.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 2:21, archived)
# Nothing is impossible
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 5:46, archived)
# You have a tip for me?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:56, archived)
# That’s kind of a sore point right now
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 2:22, archived)
# You knew damn well I’d count those pubes, credit where it’s due, you run a tight ship sir
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:12, archived)
# Never break the code.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:21, archived)
# you really are on-the-ball
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:09, archived)
# What do you mean, Pedro?
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:16, archived)
# You're nuts.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 23:51, archived)
# I think he’s getting testy.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 0:50, archived)
# IT’S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 0:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:20, archived)
# It’s in the trees! It’s yellow!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 2:17, archived)
# His girl said he's lousy in the sack.
Jusssayin
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 1:16, archived)
# Yeah but that’s what gets her off so it’s all good.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 2:16, archived)
# So that's why there's four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:37, archived)
# ...and they never left. Forever sailing the Sea of Holes.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S
(, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:17, archived)
# Hah!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:35, archived)

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