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# Er..


I got part way through this then realised it was nothing to do with the internet.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:55, archived)
# It has everything to do with the internet
If there was no internet I would have never seen this.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)
# can I compo it then?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:08, archived)
# Oh that?
Hell no!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:10, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:05, archived)
# You're outvoted, dude
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:42, archived)
# I meant no
I misspoke
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:55, archived)
# I love you
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:57, archived)
# ...on second thought,
I forgot about this:

b3ta.com/board/11100798
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:09, archived)
# I misspoke.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 21:18, archived)
# You didn't read the new compo rules.
Your image is not acceptable.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:29, archived)
# I remember the red carpet premiere of Jurassic Park, very posh
Click for bigger (68 kb)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:02, archived)
# No heels?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:11, archived)
# Trannysaurus?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure there's another word for it
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:04, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:59, archived)
# Oh dear Gawd.
spang
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 21:52, archived)
# Just needed this out

Click for bigger (292 kb)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)
# You've ruined it, THANK YOU!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)
# Dalton Where's Your Troosers?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 13:17, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 13:22, archived)
# now do
For Your Thighs Only
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:03, archived)
# I'm liking the kilt theme.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)
# Moore!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:45, archived)
# Belly, get in my belly
get in my belly
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:29, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:32, archived)
# Aye
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:07, archived)
# YOU CANT DO THAT I JUST MADE THIS!!!
**CRIES**



I've been working for HOURS on this, and you ruined it
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)
# *SOUNDWAVE VOICE*
OCTO INFERIOR PEDRO SUPERIOR
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)
# Plaidfinger
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:59, archived)
# bagpipe-pussy
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:00, archived)
# This I would pay to see.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:18, archived)
# haha!
"that's, ummm... amazing, Grace!"
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:19, archived)
# Quantum of Haggis
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)
# Golden Aye
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:04, archived)
# Ay Battler was the best goodie
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:25, archived)
# The Sgian Dubh Loved Me
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:34, archived)
# Movie poster Monday rescheduled
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:44, archived)
# I did not know this was a thing until I watched a recent episode of Brooklyn 99.
It's where I get all my news from.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:52, archived)
# Noice
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:31, archived)
# Me neither,
and I thought it was going to be something quite different...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)
# chortle
-click-
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 23:51, archived)
# Can you delete this so Octo's pic disappears?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:55, archived)
# hehe!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:58, archived)
# compo it
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:17, archived)
# He used it to good effect in On Her Majesty's Secret Service,
although it did cause him a slight stiffness...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:36, archived)
# new tour 2021
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:16, archived)
# I didn't know Kenny Johnson (on the left) was a musician
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:50, archived)
# Fuck you bony
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:28, archived)
# Multi-Coloured Face Swap Shop
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 13:15, archived)
# Adam Clayton is fine
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:37, archived)
# Fucking right, the cheeky cunt.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:42, archived)
# I hate Tony!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:29, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:26, archived)
# MCU goes furry plus whatever the lizard equivalent is
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:35, archived)
#
[MCU - Project PC - replace every superhero with a black guy/girl]
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:42, archived)
# Anti trans hate speech, modsss
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:52, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:34, archived)
# The harlot's web one is brilliant
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:46, archived)
#

(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:43, archived)
# Lizzy
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 3:42, archived)
# Tony Stark?
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:53, archived)
# Don't use real names on the internet.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:30, archived)
# But he built a dinosaur in a cave!
...out of a box of scraps
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:22, archived)
# No that was the a team
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:24, archived)
# Tony Stark built the A*TEAM?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:06, archived)
# Living tissue over metal endoskeletons
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:31, archived)
# So NOT the mimetic polyalloy?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:31, archived)
# Resources in the cave were limited
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:33, archived)
# I mean that crazy doctor stole the plutonium from the Libyans, so I understand that's the best he could do
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:37, archived)
# Any scissoring in that?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:08, archived)
# No, it was straight porn
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:44, archived)
# Mr T-800
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:31, archived)
# That's the Barako Bamas guy, right?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:35, archived)
# T-44 I think
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 2:34, archived)
# Chris Whitty?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)
# Nah,
The Cheeto Bandito
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:14, archived)
# Sneaky cunt
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:05, archived)
# ;;)~
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:30, archived)
# DT Phone Home
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:07, archived)
# Everything the light touches will swear at us
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:28, archived)
# What's that rip in the front for?
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:31, archived)
# Weeing every few hours and waking the neighbours up with crying
/ac
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:47, archived)
# Convenience.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:40, archived)
# What a lovely dress,
It brings out his eyes
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:24, archived)
# And fuck you too Ezekiel!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 4:50, archived)
# Tyrannosaurus Alan, surely?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:19, archived)
# Perfect!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:01, archived)
# cac
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)
# o___o
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:07, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:46, archived)
# I must have been thinking it just as you was typing it
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:47, archived)
# Deacon googles Barney
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:53, archived)
# He should try googling page 239 of this week’s compo manual.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 20:46, archived)
# This week's is the longest ever, in fact it will take a whole 7 days to read before I dare fire up photoshop or the image editing software of my choice
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:26, archived)
# Get with the program, son...
son...
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:48, archived)
# The first rule of beter club, is there are no rules to beter club
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:51, archived)
# Rebel Scum!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:58, archived)
# Anarchy in the bethree tay
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:56, archived)
# Get on the bus with my daysaver
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 3:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all just a little bit of History repeating.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 16:46, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:23, archived)
# Bet dino-social media had meteor-deniers
"It's all a big con by the mammals to make us take shelter so they can take over!"
"We've had meteor showers before and nobody died!"
"Yeah, but how many of those dinosaurs supposedly wiped out by massive global cooling and devastation of the plant biosphere had pre-existing conditions?"
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:40, archived)
# "they're fake meteors!"
"if I throw one into the sun, it doesn't melt or anything, it just disappears..."
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 15:37, archived)
# Sorry Pedro :(
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:43, archived)
# I think I was relying too much on people's intellect here
Thanks, buddy!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Yeah, it’s them.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:50, archived)
# 😂😂
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:51, archived)
# I was originally going to try a three or four panel joke
But I was busy with other things and did a rush job, sadly
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:53, archived)
# You've been here long enough to know better.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:53, archived)
# Thanks, buddy!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, not sorry
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 15:25, archived)
# I got very confused for a minute there
I thought it was a weird(er) spelling of that Irish actress's name...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:57, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:30, archived)
# Heh-heh!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)
# sorry, had to...

(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)
# Needs more Greene.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)
# I like this a lot
(, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 21:53, archived)
# Trisexual
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:23, archived)
#
triceratopless
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:07, archived)
# a fun day out for Mum, Dad and the foals
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 11:24, archived)
#
Closed due to Chirona virus
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:52, archived)
# {:-D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this right?
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:56, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:10, archived)
# cheers
what button do I click to put this on the front page?
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:44, archived)
# One of these
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:25, archived)
# Ah well the thing is
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:31, archived)
# ...a classic horror/sci-fi from 1982
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] they have the fattest pipes
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:35, archived)
# Sympathy reply
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DINOSAUR INTERNET

What if Dinosaurs had the internet? Show us how T Rex and all his mates would get on with Jurassic Spotify, Facebook and online shopping.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 20:25, archived)
# Does that include birds?
Birds are dinosaurs. Feathered theropod dinosaurs. That crap on cars and steal your chips.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 21:39, archived)
# birds might technically be in the same clade as dinosaurs, but they're separated by 66 million years of evolution, which is a long time, especially if you're waiting for a bus
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:42, archived)
# Windows update over dialup
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 23:22, archived)
# Do you mean what if consumer electronics and global communications had existed millions of years before humans came along, or what if dinosaurs were still about today and had learned to use human technology
this is important
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:12, archived)
# I believe that is answered in Einstein's theory of general relativity.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:38, archived)
# I deliberately forgot all my O Level German though, and other forrin stuff, the people voted democratically to Brexit Hard
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:47, archived)
# I knew a little bit of French, so I performed a self-trepanation then kept scooping out chunks of brain with a spoon until I forgot it all.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:03, archived)
# I think it's barely-veiled ageism, and it's disgusting hate speech.
I'm cancelling b3ta.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:40, archived)
# I believe it’s a bit too late for that.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:08, archived)
# Just replace a human with a dinosaur (while using modern technology devices).
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 2:37, archived)
# You mean replace dinosaur fossils with human fossils? Or what? You’re confusing me. I’m going to need Toasty to explain this one to me as well.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:12, archived)
# There are no fossils!
[your mind]*BLOWN*
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 4:12, archived)
# The compo should really come with some sort of manual, containing the entire exhaustive list of every single complex rule and sub-rule. .
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:15, archived)
# clickindafukouttadis
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 4:10, archived)
# Repost anything you've ever done that references dinosaurs and/or the internet, even tangentially.
In a new thread.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)
# Unenlagia the buses
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:00, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?

Click for bigger (520 kb)
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 19:17, archived)
# Charles's daydream
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 23:38, archived)

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