where was the criminal during the time of the burglary?
"at heist"
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:42,
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I always strip off when expecting a takeaway delivery
It's the only tip they'll see from me
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:46,
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So listen guys, I can walk on water, fuck knows what you losers are gonna do
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:37,
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Passengers in first class will receive a complimentary glass of red wine and a fish sandwich
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:01,
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Christ's blood is running a bit low right now,
the rest of you get my lemonade.
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:19,
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β€ this compo is producing better stuff than I thought it would
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:38,
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You could probably make a small fortune selling such vinyl wall stickers...
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:53,
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Banksy would probably track me down and paint a huge cock on my house
Which, actually, would make it even more worthwhile!
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:58,
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It was a wardrobe malfunction
he said, as the BBC switchboard lit up
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:22,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ART JOBS
With Covid closing museums, works of art need to find a new source of income. Send paintings and sculptures out to work.
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:02,
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With Covid closing museums, works of art need to find a new source of income. Send paintings and sculptures out to work.
Taking our jobs, they can all fuck off back to 15th century italy
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:46,
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Back in the good old days we didn't have global pandemics
mainly because people didn't keep flying about everywhere
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:44,
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The Black Plague didn't exist, it was really caused by 1G masts
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:51,
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Oh, that's what that job is.
I always wondered what a dog walker was supposed to be.
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Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:44,
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