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# Tony Blair pasta salad

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# With baked potato or bread
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# Only half a potato, he's not some kind of carb monster
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# Tony Blair pasta salad
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# OMG that fits the Teenage Mutant Ninja Trutles tune perfectly
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# Trutles
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# Do you know what a trotoise is?
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# no that's wrong it's turtoise and tortle
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# Sounds deelish
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# Let me tell you about your mother...
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# It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
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# You should be on the talk board, it's just this one 'joke' over and over again which stopped being funny years ago
my own posts, I mean
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# Become a successful /talk poster with this one neat joke!
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# Turtle Powder
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# TONY? BLAIR? PASTA? SALAD?
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# IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION
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# I AGREE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD
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# RIP GEROG BUSH
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# akshally...4 questions.
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# I'm sorry sir, we are all out of dick, meth and butt prostitutes
Can I interest you in some Tony Blair pasta salad instead?
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# YES
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# Crazy that everyone to this day just kind of pretends that Tony Blair didn't openly talk about having sex with an underage pasta salad in one of his interviews
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# It really is
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# I believe he later said he ‘misspoke’
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# The 90s was a different time
attitudes and practices that would seem downright alien to us now
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# (all good answers) o<: -clap!
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#
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# Tony Blair pasta salad
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# OBV
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#
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# Too much pasta salad, Tony Blair
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# Tony! No!
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# Oh Yes
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# Oh fuck I’ve only gone and pissed off Tony NO FUCKING PASTA SALAD FOR ME :(
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# Look in your fridge, the pasta salad was already gone
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# uncanny
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# *CRUNCH!*
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#
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# The blessed shroud of Blair
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# Man E Faces
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# They just can't hold him back from that delicious pasta salad
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# The kids used to call him Toni Rotini
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# eyyyy I'm eatin pasta salad over hear
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# fuggeddabouddit!
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# Go Mets, love da Mets
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# TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH
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# My favo(u)rite Bond flick
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# That looks more like Pony Slair tasta balad
Just sayin
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# HAHAHAHA
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# Actually it's Martin Short in the hit comedy, 'Honey I Shrunk The Pasta Salad'
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# Rob Schneider is... The Pasta Salad
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# I thought it might be a deleted scene from Innerspace but that makes more sense
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# My favourite part of inner space was when the bad guys got shrunk to half size and the puppeteers clearly couldn't handle their shit
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# Great film. I need to watch it again
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# It was a very sad movie, the pasta salad was too small for anyone to put a small spoonful on their picnic plate
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# :(
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# downer
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# the internet sucks

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# You thought we'd all be reading right to left?
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# Internet 2021 = safety glasses
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# Because everyone will be a scientist.
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# ...7....no 5.....no 7........
(she's super smart)
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#
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# the internet rules
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# Please wear your safety glasses
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# Touch screens?
NO FUCKING WAY.
Germs!
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# Star Wars Episode I (original draft) : The Phantom Flan Flinger
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# Empty beach party!
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# Good! Maintain social distancing even when outdoors!
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# A whole ten years, contemplating sand-based chatup lines to try out on his babysitter
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# Is that sand in your vagina, or are you just happy to see me?
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# How is pearl formed
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# Oyster swallows moon
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# STARWAS
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# WHO WAS STAR
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# THE FRIST WORLD WAS,THE SECUND WORLD WAS, THOSE ARE THE MAIN WAS
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# one day I hope to be a star war
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# And in 1988, the Wasnot Was, which taught us all a valuable lesson : How to walk the dinosaur
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#
⇡⇡ what mofaha said⇡⇡
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# It's all about revenge.
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# And was
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# Episode II: This time it's batter puddings
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# Daren't open it...
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# hehe
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# How does your egg eat you?
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# :)
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# Eat one and you're full to (chest)bursting
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# As everyone's asleep...
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# Zippy is the Salacious Crumb of children's TV
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# You're not allowed to criticise him any more?
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# Zippy or Salacious?
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# Is this a dispensary? Are those strains? Which one of them would you recommend for treating sobriety?
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# Ninj
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# harsh but fair
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# Why, is he dead?
/fingers crossed
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# No, he’s a crude cypher for a specific ethnicity.
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# The voice actor almost killed himself, because of mean critics on the internet
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# Did he name any names? Asking for a friend.
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# Carl was the worst
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#
Bungle: the combover years
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# So his dad is the Fantom Flan Flinger?
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# Not nine to five...
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# :-)
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# too soon
Captain Tom 4eva in r harts
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# FUCK IT

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# Tony Blair pasta salad
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# tbh I don't really know where I was going with this but it's been a while, gotta get back into the moode
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# :D
Hullo!
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# Tony Blair pasta salad
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# with a baked potato?
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# might be bread I dunno
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# *ZOOMS IN & SQUINTS*
Oh, so it is.
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# It's a Baked Potato.
Jesus, some people...
totally ignoring the fact that he's wearing a tie and eating off a plate !
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# Total heathen he is.
Not grazing out of a feed bag like a proper leader
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[challenge entry]
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# So Moist
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# ..
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# We need an Obama Eating Image Challenge
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#
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# Obama's spaghetti
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# Ah Spagett!
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# Why does this make me think Kuato?
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# Speghetti Cat
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# One big fork to rule them all.
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# One big handle in his fist, then four tines, insert and twist
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# Nerd Rope edibles!
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# When I were a lad
we were so pooor we ad to eat us ohn fingers.
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#
Cellmate : ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

H.I. : You ate what?

Cellmate : We ate sand.

[pause]

H.I. : You ate SAND?

Cellmate : That's right!
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# Sand??
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# Dassrite
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# Rand watched them go. He was sitting down.
When the track of the trader's jets was at last gone from the sky, he turned his eyes out to the placid endlessness of the dunes.
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# TONY. BLAIR. PASTA. SALAD.
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# Sorry, no tables...you'll have to stand and eat.
Chump!
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# Buy high-quality undetectable grade AA+ counterfeit banknotes real fake passports,id cards,drivers license
Mod: Spellcasting S.P.A.M.B.E.G.O.N.E.
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# Hello my friend,
I am currently an Nigerian prince sent into exile by incels. I would like to do business with yo. But I need to do the exchain in perosn. Please come to 4 Whitehall place, London. Plaese ask for Terry when ou get there.
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# I'd like a fake vaccination passport please, so I can go round infecting everybody
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# I'm just here for blood diamonds
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# 2 Mexican passports and a money tree please
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# I see that b3ta is just as good as when I left
nice cock, everyone
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# seriously I never get spam emails like this anymore, seeing this is like a warm hug from an old friend
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#
n old friend rapist
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# May you suffer a bout of piles
And have them lanced by a blind witch doctor
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# i bet this is where boris got his money tree
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# I would like a Homebase Spend and Save Card and a Safeway ABC loyalty card please
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# real fake passports!
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# Tell me more!*
*FUCK OFF!
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# Honestly, some people...
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# :D
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# Bloody road hog!
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# DINSDALE!
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# That's a SuperFly!
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# Pretty fly (for a white guy)
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# Thank You!


I think it's because of my abundance of updog.
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# What’s an abundance?
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# It's a very large quanti...
Hey wait a minute! 😳🥺😔
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# The real question is who is Anna Bun and why did she get her own dance
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# I have never seen a bun dance.
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# Well not with that attitude.
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# That fly is too big, it would collapse under the weight of its own exoskeleton
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# Not on every planet.
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# It is not on every planet. It is on this planet. You can see it with your own eyes.
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# Well then, it must not have collapsed under the weight of its own exoskeleton after all.
Science.
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# Perhaps it’s reinforced. Did you think of that?
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# Hallelujah!
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# Christ is the Riesen for the season?
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# It's a paid promotion for the 'gram
Followers get updates, miracles and redemption
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# Is there a cool hat?
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# while stocks last
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# Hey!
Does that happen to be a sweary scarf?
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# I've just spent far too long trying to make something rude out of variations/combinations of ...-- in Morse code
and failed...
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# :( Take home a prize for trying
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# -.-- .- -.--
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# You win a prize
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# YAY!
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# Well, He is Chewish
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# *polite cricket applause*
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# *standard Picard face palm pic*
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# he gotta bag full of bong resin
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# So good you'll want to ignore the anachronism of theming an egg around someone who died 30+ years before JC's crucifixion and thus didn't really have much to do with the Easter story
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# So good
You'll sacrifice your first born for them
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# Great!
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# Somebody packed fudge in there.
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# (repost in a new thread...Happy Easter!)
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# Who's the fella in the middle?
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# Batjesus
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# Holy Holiest of Holies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# Bat-Tastic!
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#
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# Crazy that everyone to this day just kind of pretends that david bowie didn't openly talk about having sex with an underage girl in one of his interviews
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# I never knew!
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# I lost
my virginity while Bowie was was on the radio.
The young lady was definitely not underage.
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# ...and???.... :/
What's the problem?
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# dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
supper
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# Batsupper!*
*Featuring choice cuts of meat.
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# Batvirus begins
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# Hopefully no bat meat
That's how that Covid thingy started, so I hear.
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# Blame Ozzy!
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#
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# Bat-lol
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# Too soon....
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# :(
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# awesomeness
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# o/'
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# Reposting Cunt!*
*proxy for Prodigy69
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# Trying to make Russian things a 'thing'
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# Your comrade needs you
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# Ba-Bush-Ka!
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# You just got Bat-topped!
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#
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#
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# Fat lady wrestler
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# Or wrestleress, in old English
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#
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# TOAP
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# haha!
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# Ever Groan
and a chuckle
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# This will affect the world economy!
Raise the oil prices NOW!!!
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#

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# Everyone getting on the wandbaggon
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# jfc
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#
I made a branston pickle creme egg a while back but can’t find the picture.
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# Branstons wanted to make one IRL with cheese
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# Would eat!
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#
That looks tasty for a gimmick.
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# {:-D
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# Happy Easter
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# Nail biting stuff
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# Nonsense. Jesus died for our tins...
...of Quality Street.
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# "Crucifixion"
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[challenge entry] Fluttering Fabric Swap

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# I was just reading about this story last week, I read the story itself as a kid and it really bothered me
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# It's a terrific story.
I even quite like the recent *Googles* 2010 version.
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# I didn’t know about that, I’ll take a look for it.
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# I should probably emphasise the "quite"
The 60s one is loads better, but I thought people were a bit harsh on the 2010 version. It's an interesting attempt at doing something new with the story, even if it doesn't quite work.
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# Ok, got it. You’ve started me thinking about the 60s version, I’ll take a look for that too I think
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# A Warning to the Curious is good as well
"mind your step, sir"
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# "A Warning To The Curious" is fantastic
so on that recommendation I will seek out "Whistle and..."
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# Question : do Fleshlight make a model with a flag pattern on the business end?
Asking for an MP.
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# wonderful
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# no idea what this is about
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# There's a short story by M R James called "Oh whistle and I'll come to you my lad", the pics are from a 60's TV adaptation of the story.
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# Thanks...I'll just stick to my Death Metal Vids...
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