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# Tony Blair pasta salad

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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:15, Reply)
#
(drimbleby, Tue 6 Apr, 1:35, Reply)
# With baked potato or bread
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Tue 6 Apr, 1:44, Reply)
# Only half a potato, he's not some kind of carb monster
(drimbleby, Tue 6 Apr, 1:51, Reply)
# Tony Blair pasta salad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:46, Reply)
# OMG that fits the Teenage Mutant Ninja Trutles tune perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:07, Reply)
# Trutles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:27, Reply)
# Do you know what a trotoise is?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:27, Reply)
# no that's wrong it's turtoise and tortle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:32, Reply)
# Sounds deelish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:33, Reply)
# Let me tell you about your mother...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Apr, 20:06, Reply)
# It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 20:24, Reply)
# You should be on the talk board, it's just this one 'joke' over and over again which stopped being funny years ago
my own posts, I mean
(drimbleby, Tue 6 Apr, 10:38, Reply)
# Become a successful /talk poster with this one neat joke!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr, 14:52, Reply)
# Turtle Powder
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 3:24, Reply)
# TONY? BLAIR? PASTA? SALAD?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 1:41, Reply)
# IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 1:41, Reply)
# I AGREE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:46, Reply)
# RIP GEROG BUSH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:52, Reply)
# akshally...4 questions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 3:23, Reply)
# I'm sorry sir, we are all out of dick, meth and butt prostitutes
Can I interest you in some Tony Blair pasta salad instead?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 6 Apr, 1:46, Reply)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:52, Reply)
# Crazy that everyone to this day just kind of pretends that Tony Blair didn't openly talk about having sex with an underage pasta salad in one of his interviews
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:50, Reply)
# It really is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:53, Reply)
# I believe he later said he ‘misspoke’
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 1:54, Reply)
# The 90s was a different time
attitudes and practices that would seem downright alien to us now
(drimbleby, Tue 6 Apr, 1:57, Reply)
# (all good answers) o<: -clap!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 3:23, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 1:51, Reply)
# Tony Blair pasta salad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:52, Reply)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 1:53, Reply)
#
youtu.be/LC1Y0qT9X9Q
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:54, Reply)
# Too much pasta salad, Tony Blair
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 1:55, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:00, Reply)
# Tony! No!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:04, Reply)
# Oh Yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:06, Reply)
# Oh fuck I’ve only gone and pissed off Tony NO FUCKING PASTA SALAD FOR ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:07, Reply)
# Look in your fridge, the pasta salad was already gone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 2:10, Reply)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:34, Reply)
# *CRUNCH!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 3:26, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Wanna buy a pixel?, Tue 6 Apr, 19:09, Reply)
# The blessed shroud of Blair
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 20:23, Reply)
# Man E Faces
(drimbleby, Tue 6 Apr, 22:13, Reply)
# They just can't hold him back from that delicious pasta salad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 2:04, Reply)
# The kids used to call him Toni Rotini
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:05, Reply)
# eyyyy I'm eatin pasta salad over hear
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 2:09, Reply)
# fuggeddabouddit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:10, Reply)
# Go Mets, love da Mets
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 2:11, Reply)
# TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 6 Apr, 2:04, Reply)
# My favo(u)rite Bond flick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:06, Reply)
# That looks more like Pony Slair tasta balad
Just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 6 Apr, 1:57, Reply)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 1:57, Reply)
# Actually it's Martin Short in the hit comedy, 'Honey I Shrunk The Pasta Salad'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:04, Reply)
# Rob Schneider is... The Pasta Salad
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:04, Reply)
# I thought it might be a deleted scene from Innerspace but that makes more sense
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 6 Apr, 2:07, Reply)
# My favourite part of inner space was when the bad guys got shrunk to half size and the puppeteers clearly couldn't handle their shit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 2:17, Reply)
# Great film. I need to watch it again
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 6 Apr, 2:34, Reply)
# It was a very sad movie, the pasta salad was too small for anyone to put a small spoonful on their picnic plate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 2:13, Reply)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 2:13, Reply)
# downer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:35, Reply)
# the internet sucks

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(King_Weird, Mon 5 Apr, 23:25, Reply)
# You thought we'd all be reading right to left?
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 23:35, Reply)
# Internet 2021 = safety glasses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 0:18, Reply)
# Because everyone will be a scientist.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Tue 6 Apr, 0:27, Reply)
# ...7....no 5.....no 7........
(she's super smart)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:52, Reply)
#
b3ta.com/board/10547174
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Tue 6 Apr, 1:14, Reply)
# the internet rules
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:16, Reply)
# Please wear your safety glasses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 1:42, Reply)
# Touch screens?
NO FUCKING WAY.
Germs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:51, Reply)
# Star Wars Episode I (original draft) : The Phantom Flan Flinger
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 5 Apr, 21:20, Reply)
# Empty beach party!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 21:38, Reply)
# Good! Maintain social distancing even when outdoors!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 5 Apr, 21:42, Reply)
# A whole ten years, contemplating sand-based chatup lines to try out on his babysitter
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 21:52, Reply)
# Is that sand in your vagina, or are you just happy to see me?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Apr, 23:25, Reply)
# How is pearl formed
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 23:34, Reply)
# Oyster swallows moon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 0:19, Reply)
# STARWAS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 5 Apr, 22:43, Reply)
# WHO WAS STAR
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Tue 6 Apr, 0:02, Reply)
# THE FRIST WORLD WAS,THE SECUND WORLD WAS, THOSE ARE THE MAIN WAS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 0:20, Reply)
# one day I hope to be a star war
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 6 Apr, 1:19, Reply)
# And in 1988, the Wasnot Was, which taught us all a valuable lesson : How to walk the dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Tue 6 Apr, 9:08, Reply)
#
⇡⇡ what mofaha said⇡⇡
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Tue 6 Apr, 1:22, Reply)
# It's all about revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:54, Reply)
# And was
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 2:06, Reply)
# Episode II: This time it's batter puddings
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan has his calendar set to, Tue 6 Apr, 6:48, Reply)
# Daren't open it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Apr, 18:05, Reply)
# hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Apr, 18:24, Reply)
# How does your egg eat you?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Apr, 18:46, Reply)
# :)
(ozof, Mon 5 Apr, 21:10, Reply)
# Eat one and you're full to (chest)bursting
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 5 Apr, 21:23, Reply)
# As everyone's asleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Apr, 15:03, Reply)
# Zippy is the Salacious Crumb of children's TV
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 5 Apr, 15:07, Reply)
# You're not allowed to criticise him any more?
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 15:54, Reply)
# Zippy or Salacious?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 5 Apr, 17:08, Reply)
# Is this a dispensary? Are those strains? Which one of them would you recommend for treating sobriety?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 17:21, Reply)
# Ninj
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 19:25, Reply)
# harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps leave it, e's not werfit., Tue 6 Apr, 0:54, Reply)
# Why, is he dead?
/fingers crossed
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Apr, 17:21, Reply)
# No, he’s a crude cypher for a specific ethnicity.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 17:23, Reply)
# The voice actor almost killed himself, because of mean critics on the internet
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 19:24, Reply)
# Did he name any names? Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 20:49, Reply)
# Carl was the worst
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 20:54, Reply)
#
Bungle: the combover years
(I helped save b3ta! ropie, Mon 5 Apr, 15:39, Reply)
# So his dad is the Fantom Flan Flinger?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Apr, 18:48, Reply)
# Not nine to five...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Apr, 12:49, Reply)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 5 Apr, 16:18, Reply)
# too soon
Captain Tom 4eva in r harts
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Apr, 16:22, Reply)
# FUCK IT

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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:52, Reply)
# Tony Blair pasta salad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:56, Reply)
# tbh I don't really know where I was going with this but it's been a while, gotta get back into the moode
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:57, Reply)
# :D
Hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 11:39, Reply)
# Tony Blair pasta salad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 11:50, Reply)
# with a baked potato?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 12:00, Reply)
# might be bread I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 12:02, Reply)
# *ZOOMS IN & SQUINTS*
Oh, so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 12:04, Reply)
# It's a Baked Potato.
Jesus, some people...
totally ignoring the fact that he's wearing a tie and eating off a plate !
(davyclam, Mon 5 Apr, 14:51, Reply)
# Total heathen he is.
Not grazing out of a feed bag like a proper leader
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 14:55, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 5 Apr, 12:55, Reply)
# So Moist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 14:52, Reply)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! ropie, Mon 5 Apr, 13:30, Reply)
# We need an Obama Eating Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 14:51, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 14:52, Reply)
# Obama's spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 5 Apr, 15:54, Reply)
# Ah Spagett!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 16:00, Reply)
# Why does this make me think Kuato?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Apr, 16:59, Reply)
# Speghetti Cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 19:45, Reply)
# One big fork to rule them all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:57, Reply)
# One big handle in his fist, then four tines, insert and twist
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 6 Apr, 21:11, Reply)
# Nerd Rope edibles!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 16:00, Reply)
# When I were a lad
we were so pooor we ad to eat us ohn fingers.
(davyclam, Mon 5 Apr, 14:53, Reply)
#
Cellmate : ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

H.I. : You ate what?

Cellmate : We ate sand.

[pause]

H.I. : You ate SAND?

Cellmate : That's right!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 14:57, Reply)
# Sand??
(I helped save b3ta! ropie, Mon 5 Apr, 15:01, Reply)
# Dassrite
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 15:03, Reply)
# Rand watched them go. He was sitting down.
When the track of the trader's jets was at last gone from the sky, he turned his eyes out to the placid endlessness of the dunes.
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 15:04, Reply)
# TONY. BLAIR. PASTA. SALAD.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 15:59, Reply)
# Sorry, no tables...you'll have to stand and eat.
Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:55, Reply)
# Buy high-quality undetectable grade AA+ counterfeit banknotes real fake passports,id cards,drivers license
Mod: Spellcasting S.P.A.M.B.E.G.O.N.E.
(josephngwa08, Mon 5 Apr, 7:39, Reply)
# Hello my friend,
I am currently an Nigerian prince sent into exile by incels. I would like to do business with yo. But I need to do the exchain in perosn. Please come to 4 Whitehall place, London. Plaese ask for Terry when ou get there.
(gijoel, Mon 5 Apr, 8:32, Reply)
# I'd like a fake vaccination passport please, so I can go round infecting everybody
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 8:34, Reply)
# I'm just here for blood diamonds
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Apr, 8:36, Reply)
# 2 Mexican passports and a money tree please
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 5 Apr, 8:39, Reply)
# I see that b3ta is just as good as when I left
nice cock, everyone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:00, Reply)
# seriously I never get spam emails like this anymore, seeing this is like a warm hug from an old friend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:07, Reply)
#
n old friend rapist
(drimbleby, Mon 5 Apr, 12:26, Reply)
# May you suffer a bout of piles
And have them lanced by a blind witch doctor
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Apr, 9:23, Reply)
# i bet this is where boris got his money tree
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 5 Apr, 9:37, Reply)
# I would like a Homebase Spend and Save Card and a Safeway ABC loyalty card please
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Mon 5 Apr, 11:14, Reply)
# real fake passports!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 18:50, Reply)
# Tell me more!*
*FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:55, Reply)
# Honestly, some people...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 4 Apr, 19:52, Reply)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Apr, 22:58, Reply)
# Bloody road hog!
(Cerberus64, Mon 5 Apr, 0:52, Reply)
# DINSDALE!
(Astatine, Mon 5 Apr, 3:47, Reply)
# That's a SuperFly!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 23:16, Reply)
# Pretty fly (for a white guy)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 0:39, Reply)
# Thank You!


I think it's because of my abundance of updog.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 1:13, Reply)
# What’s an abundance?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 2:17, Reply)
# It's a very large quanti...
Hey wait a minute! 😳🥺😔
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 2:19, Reply)
# The real question is who is Anna Bun and why did she get her own dance
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:02, Reply)
# I have never seen a bun dance.
(davyclam, Mon 5 Apr, 10:30, Reply)
# Well not with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 16:03, Reply)
# That fly is too big, it would collapse under the weight of its own exoskeleton
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:01, Reply)
# Not on every planet.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Wanna buy a pixel?, Mon 5 Apr, 14:13, Reply)
# It is not on every planet. It is on this planet. You can see it with your own eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 16:03, Reply)
# Well then, it must not have collapsed under the weight of its own exoskeleton after all.
Science.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Wanna buy a pixel?, Mon 5 Apr, 17:21, Reply)
# Perhaps it’s reinforced. Did you think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 Apr, 17:26, Reply)
# Hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 18:49, Reply)
# Christ is the Riesen for the season?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 19:26, Reply)
# It's a paid promotion for the 'gram
Followers get updates, miracles and redemption
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 19:44, Reply)
# Is there a cool hat?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 4 Apr, 20:57, Reply)
# while stocks last
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 21:47, Reply)
# Hey!
Does that happen to be a sweary scarf?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 22:53, Reply)
# I've just spent far too long trying to make something rude out of variations/combinations of ...-- in Morse code
and failed...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Apr, 23:38, Reply)
# :( Take home a prize for trying
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 1:51, Reply)
# -.-- .- -.--
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 6 Apr, 22:55, Reply)
# You win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 23:54, Reply)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 1:50, Reply)
# Well, He is Chewish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Sun 4 Apr, 22:42, Reply)
# *polite cricket applause*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 4 Apr, 23:39, Reply)
# *standard Picard face palm pic*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr, 2:23, Reply)
# he gotta bag full of bong resin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 9:02, Reply)
# So good you'll want to ignore the anachronism of theming an egg around someone who died 30+ years before JC's crucifixion and thus didn't really have much to do with the Easter story
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Sun 4 Apr, 16:45, Reply)
# So good
You'll sacrifice your first born for them
(rogerzilla, Sun 4 Apr, 16:58, Reply)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 17:19, Reply)
# Somebody packed fudge in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 17:25, Reply)
# (repost in a new thread...Happy Easter!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 16:44, Reply)
# Who's the fella in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Sun 4 Apr, 16:48, Reply)
# Batjesus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 16:58, Reply)
# Holy Holiest of Holies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 4 Apr, 17:56, Reply)
# Bat-Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 16:51, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 17:07, Reply)
# Crazy that everyone to this day just kind of pretends that david bowie didn't openly talk about having sex with an underage girl in one of his interviews
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Apr, 10:01, Reply)
# I never knew!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Mon 5 Apr, 11:38, Reply)
# I lost
my virginity while Bowie was was on the radio.
The young lady was definitely not underage.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts Twas ever thus., Mon 5 Apr, 13:02, Reply)
# ...and???.... :/
What's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr, 1:48, Reply)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
supper
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 17:13, Reply)
# Batsupper!*
*Featuring choice cuts of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 17:18, Reply)
# Batvirus begins
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 17:20, Reply)
# Hopefully no bat meat
That's how that Covid thingy started, so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Sun 4 Apr, 17:21, Reply)
# Blame Ozzy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 17:24, Reply)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Apr, 19:09, Reply)
# Bat-lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 19:45, Reply)
# Too soon....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 21:55, Reply)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 22:54, Reply)
# awesomeness
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 4 Apr, 17:48, Reply)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 21:56, Reply)
# Reposting Cunt!*
*proxy for Prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr, 2:43, Reply)
# Trying to make Russian things a 'thing'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 15:48, Reply)
# Your comrade needs you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 16:31, Reply)
# Ba-Bush-Ka!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 16:36, Reply)
# You just got Bat-topped!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 16:45, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 16:52, Reply)
#
(Ballymoran Say it out loud, Sun 4 Apr, 12:33, Reply)
# Fat lady wrestler
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 13:05, Reply)
# Or wrestleress, in old English
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 4 Apr, 15:43, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin WE'RE ALL 3D PRINTERS GEARED UP TO PRINT TURDS, Sun 4 Apr, 13:54, Reply)
# TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Apr, 11:19, Reply)
# haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Apr, 11:49, Reply)
# Ever Groan
and a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 11:51, Reply)
# This will affect the world economy!
Raise the oil prices NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Apr, 17:23, Reply)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr.Dunno, Sun 4 Apr, 10:52, Reply)
# Everyone getting on the wandbaggon
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Apr, 11:50, Reply)
# jfc
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 11:50, Reply)
#
I made a branston pickle creme egg a while back but can’t find the picture.
(Ballymoran Say it out loud, Sun 4 Apr, 12:36, Reply)
# Branstons wanted to make one IRL with cheese
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/branston-pickle-easter-egg-cheddar-10236180
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Sun 4 Apr, 16:16, Reply)
# Would eat!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Apr, 16:23, Reply)
#
That looks tasty for a gimmick.
(Ballymoran Say it out loud, Sun 4 Apr, 21:44, Reply)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 5 Apr, 19:28, Reply)
# Happy Easter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Apr, 10:27, Reply)
# Nail biting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Sun 4 Apr, 11:50, Reply)
# Nonsense. Jesus died for our tins...
...of Quality Street.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Apr, 12:08, Reply)
# "Crucifixion"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 5 Apr, 19:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] Fluttering Fabric Swap

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Apr, 16:07, Reply)
# I was just reading about this story last week, I read the story itself as a kid and it really bothered me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 3 Apr, 16:09, Reply)
# It's a terrific story.
I even quite like the recent *Googles* 2010 version.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Apr, 16:13, Reply)
# I didn’t know about that, I’ll take a look for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 3 Apr, 16:33, Reply)
# I should probably emphasise the "quite"
The 60s one is loads better, but I thought people were a bit harsh on the 2010 version. It's an interesting attempt at doing something new with the story, even if it doesn't quite work.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Apr, 17:12, Reply)
# Ok, got it. You’ve started me thinking about the 60s version, I’ll take a look for that too I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 3 Apr, 17:21, Reply)
# A Warning to the Curious is good as well
"mind your step, sir"
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 3 Apr, 20:07, Reply)
# "A Warning To The Curious" is fantastic
so on that recommendation I will seek out "Whistle and..."
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 4 Apr, 10:04, Reply)
# Question : do Fleshlight make a model with a flag pattern on the business end?
Asking for an MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Sat 3 Apr, 16:10, Reply)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 Apr, 17:55, Reply)
# no idea what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Apr, 18:53, Reply)
# There's a short story by M R James called "Oh whistle and I'll come to you my lad", the pics are from a 60's TV adaptation of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 3 Apr, 19:10, Reply)
# Thanks...I'll just stick to my Death Metal Vids...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Apr, 19:20, Reply)

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