He's Slytherin all the wayProbably planning a hostile takeover of Gringotts there.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 13:45,
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Harry's been eating those blue sweets in the bathroom again
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 16:10,
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Hermione's got his numberNothing a sneaky Haemmorhoidus Curse won't fix
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Sun 18 Apr 2021, 21:18,
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I love the animated wet spot best!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 13:40,
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The greatest animated wet spot in historyNot much competition to be fair
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 14:08,
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My buddy wants to join, but the gang has played a prank
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 16:08,
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Lucky they got this prank...ON FILM ! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 16:14,
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What's film?You mean 'on tape', Grandpa?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 16:15,
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That's a WRAP Damn American language ruining my jokes
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 16:31,
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Oh go on!'Stored on non-volatile solid-state memory' is quite a mouthful
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 16:35,
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Not Timothy Spall's finest outing
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 14:04,
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Who's top-left?Asking for a friend...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 18:37,
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Liz Truss.She loves a British sausage in the morning, she's appalled at how much cheese we import (it's a DISGRACE), and she's keen to open up the Chinese pork market.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 18:57,
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Open up the Chinese pork market?I see Cameron's been lobbying again
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Sun 18 Apr 2021, 21:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Famous at school"){kind=small}
Mr. Sawyer possessed an uncanny aptitude for power tools
Pizopop was here,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 3:01,
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holy batfuckery!
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 0:20,
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It's Bat-Tas-Tic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 1:21,
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All thanks to you!(Spiderflan created by established b3ta member Chumps)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 1:34,
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HAPPY BELATED B3TADAY CANDLES PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 2:50,
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Alright (great profile) happy b3ta existence
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 3:15,
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not even sad about the lack of boobsgj
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 8:59,
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I had some scheduled, but they changed their mind when they found out they'd be working with Freebase and Flan.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Apr 2021, 18:07,
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Wizard wankBlurted Bunter,
As the spunk splashed his spectacles
(As the spunk splashed his spectacles
Varmint,
Thu 22 Apr 2021, 10:15,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FAMOUS CHARACTERS AT SCHOOL
Imagine famous characters from films and tv at school doing funny things, now photoshop it.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 22:23,
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A tiny pænus and a broken wrist. Also: a cup of wee-wee. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 20:26,
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These are a few of my favourite things on the games section of the new b3ta Kids app targetted at under 13s
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Sat 17 Apr 2021, 20:36,
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I was a binman once and this would NEVER have been allowed in my day. Bloody millenials :(
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Chumps 👀,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 23:53,
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Growing up, I associated white poop with wealth.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 17:20,
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Totally believe it! Was there a name for it?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 17:31,
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It's what Melle Mel was rapping aboutPound for pound, costs more than gold
(,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 17:54,
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Yet nobody mixed it with schapps to make Turdschläger Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 19:18,
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These days people mine bitcoinWe used to work 23 hours a day seeking white turds in the long grass
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Sat 17 Apr 2021, 19:27,
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I was a poor kid living in a rich neighborhood
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 21:30,
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I lived with my auntie in Bel Air
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 21:30,
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Every bloody Saturday morning...
Click for bigger (123 kb)
Ninj,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 16:03,
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And actually he was with Greedo in the top frame...soooo.....not so fucking solo.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 2:27,
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Best served with some chilled creamed calamari sauce 
gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 5:07,
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I tried my best sir but it won’t stay eaten :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 5:31,
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Maybe try the superfluous third throat eye? gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 5:45,
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Why can’t his friends be with him in the first frame? It makes no sense. I’ve got all kinds of problems with this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 5:34,
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Throat Bass Punk Singing?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 14:24,
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Dermot Murnaghan and Bernie Ecclestone are looking well. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 14:36,
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Now do one with him smoking something illegalHan SoHigh
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 12:11,
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And that's the first thing you thought of, is it? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 18:56,
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Hopefully hrh won't have lots of caffeine just before the service
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Fri 16 Apr 2021, 22:42,
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Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 0:56,
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If you had worn a simple, practical cotton frock as I suggested, this would not be a problem now. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 5:36,
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Apparently this is just something he likes to do.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:16,
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HAHA lovely work"Can I wear the Admiral costume mummy, pleeease!" The Knob!
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Q4nobody,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 22:42,
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A nation mourns - R.I.P. Sweet Prince
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 14:43,
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This is Cuthbert, please refer to your caterpillar cake guide Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:20,
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Love the decraniated servant behind Charles. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 15:47,
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Generation goreRoyals resort to grotesque public executions to win back jaded nation
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:29,
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Once a month the public vote out their least favourite parasite from the big windsor houseQuick davina interview followed by guillotine
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 17:35,
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The whole thing's a horror show Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:21,
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All this fuss over a colon cake PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:23,
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This isn't just a cakeIt's an Aldi Cuthbert the caterpillar cake
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:33,
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They should re-brand itThomas The Tank Colon Cake
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:45,
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How about Fanny the Butterfly Larva Cake PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:54,
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Chocolate flavor fun character cakeMore than one hundred ingredients
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 17:05,
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...and still made the 'Olde Fashioned' way...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:00,
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Available in all good restaurants
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:45,
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