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[challenge entry] Remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 14:05, archived)
#
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This IS the morning. Stand aside!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 13:32, archived)
# It's true, this film has no dick
(dribble, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 14:02, archived)
# I like this!
Nice work mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 10:07, archived)
#
Fun fact: I provided the background image for the Withnail and I DVD. The distributors wanted to use that specific image but couldn’t find a high resolution copy. I ran a Withnail fan site at the time so they asked if I could get hold of it. I said I could.

When I was a student, I’d bought an A1 poster of that picture from the Forbidden Planet in Liverpool. I took it into work and the design team scanned it in A4 pieces and reassembled it in Photoshop. We cleaned it up and sent it over, and that’s what’s on the DVD. A scan of my poster.
(mikehall314, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Rapid and shite

Or, if you prefer, The Fast and the Spurious
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 10:09, archived)
# I like this
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 25 Apr 2021, 11:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 0:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 1:24, archived)
# ha! vg :)
(ozof, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 1:37, archived)
# made me laugh
you fucjerim dirndl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 23:13, archived)
# you're not a Jedi yet you fuvker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Get 'em Weasley!
Expecto raidolis!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 20:40, archived)
# Goodbye...friends of Hagrid...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 22:49, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger can
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 22:39, archived)
# ..or.....more cans!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 22:49, archived)
# Or closer cans
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 0:59, archived)
# Or opener cans
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 3:13, archived)
# or fukoffpedro
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 💊
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:45, archived)
# He's a wrinkly bollock
The sliming makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 21:54, archived)
# The less popular Phil Collins followup
(dribble, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 10:46, archived)
# Kill it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 22:46, archived)
# Ray calls him an "ugly little spud" in one of the first encounters.
And, as such, I always referred to him as Ugly Spud. Slimer is a shit name.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)
# Live from Downing St it's World of Sport Wrestling!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 17:38, archived)
# Classic entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:27, archived)
# Magnificent
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:37, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Dom The Bomb Cummings
Finishing move: The Barnard Arsehole
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 19:37, archived)
# For a moment I thought that was Rudy Giuliani and Trump!
(Cerberus64, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 21:44, archived)
# Can't unsee now
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 21:55, archived)
# same cunts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 22:47, archived)
# MORE! LIKE! THIS!
Is that Les Kellet?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 0:37, archived)
# Superbly done
Hope they both lose
(Hemipygous, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

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(RenegadeMaster, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 12:17, archived)
# I'll cross that off my list
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 12:25, archived)
# Nailed it.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 15:54, archived)
# too soon
(rogerzilla, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 12:37, archived)
# All day dryness for our sins
(dribble, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 12:55, archived)
# The Romans used Sure
They won't let you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 15:28, archived)
# Ph.D. were Roman?
(dribble, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 15:44, archived)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D NWOT far too big etc.
He's dieting in the wrong place!


*mumbles something about herbalife and pyramid schemes*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
me likee
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 20:08, archived)
# ooh, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 21:57, archived)
# Somehow the Titanic looks smaller than it should be due to the lifeboat in the foreground
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 14:43, archived)
# No it was tiny that’s why it sank
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:06, archived)
# *Real LOL* XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 4:27, archived)
# XD...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 4:28, archived)
# Lifeboat is massive
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Apr 2021, 19:00, archived)
# clearly it had been left across the front of the ship forcing it down below the waterline due to the additional weight
the whole iceberg story is just a fabrication put about to distract us from the real culprit, big lifeboat
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 22:13, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] OH GOD! OH JESUS CHRIST!
(Astatine, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 1:49, archived)
# givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone's been on the sauce
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("Reservoir Dogs" was made 29 years ago and is therefore "old")
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Stelios the love child of Alfred Hitchcock?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Aeggroplane
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)
# Might fp this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 2:49, archived)
# Sleeveless eagle
(dribble, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:35, archived)
# Old Cunty Road
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:07, archived)
# Also the rose petals are giving me The Room flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:07, archived)
# I did not put those rose petals there, it's not true, it's bullshit!
I did not put the rose petals there.

I did naahhht!

Oh Hai Mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:21, archived)
# Hai doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:51, archived)
# Oh hai gubby-gub-type thingy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:52, archived)
# BTW,
how's your sex life?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:58, archived)
# Pretty good akshally, you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)
# I'm sick of this wirld
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 19:44, archived)
# HUGZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 20:16, archived)
# yourallgay
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 3:58, archived)
# i used to like creme eggs
(ozof, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The Maltesix
(plankton, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:15, archived)
# *open mouth*
*go into bullet time*
*eat ALL the Maltesers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)
# ^pac man
(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:51, archived)
# We need cereal. Lots of cereal.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 18:06, archived)
# Sugar walls
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Some years later in a Penrith tearoom...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:05, archived)
# Uncle Monty has arrived to give them birthday kisses
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:45, archived)
# Boy? Boy? I know you’re awake boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 0:44, archived)
# I mean to have you!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 5:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit of car product placement always hits the spot
(plankton, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 15:25, archived)
# When I was 12 I helped to push one of these up Crystal Palace hill.
Happy days.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 15:50, archived)
# Couldn't Sean Connery manage the hill by himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 15:57, archived)
# I KNOW RIGHT
James Bond my arsehole.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)
# Not sure you're his type but wear a wig and he'll give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 20:31, archived)
# KennethWilliams.gif
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 20:52, archived)
# The Hill
nice ref.
(davyclam, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:50, archived)
# Alright Rodney
Are you a millionaire yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:42, archived)
# The best part is that the oil spray out the back comes as standard
(plankton, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:16, archived)
# arf
(ozof, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] AA

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 12:21, archived)
# you are fucking awesome, sir
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It was on special offer, Clarice.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 15:08, archived)

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