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[challenge entry] pfft
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:20, archived)
# Been expecting a Hellraiser with this guy
Bellraiser lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Ooh, never thought of that
I was thinking of a flan but you know, in-jokes and all that.
I'm more of a traditional old school spunky cock fella. Just ask St Benedict's.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:53, archived)
# Identifying as any sort of cock fella is
worrisome ๐Ÿคฃ
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)
#
and a no cock fella?

tbf, my school was in the headlines for fiddly priests and what have you, but they never tried it on with me. And I was a looker back in the day.
But my father was a priest, so I think they can smell it on you, like a zombie infection, and they lose interest.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 19:41, archived)
# hahah that's wild
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Probably a gentleman's agreement not to fiddle with each others kids.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 1:12, archived)
# Here's one who's agreed to fiddle with himself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 2:25, archived)
# Pretty sure they didn't know
Religion is truly mysterious in so many ways.

Or I only thought I was a looker
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:20, archived)
# You weren't vulnerable enough.
I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:34, archived)
# Ha!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:30, archived)
# lol homophobia
rofl
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)
# That's religion for you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:59, archived)
# but can yours do a loop-de-loop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 15:16, archived)
# It's the SPUNK-O-MATIC 2000® (REG US PAT OFF)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:39, archived)
# He looks like a right fucking creep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:54, archived)
# is that a young Michael Portillo?
In his early days as a purveyor of cheeky foodstuffs? If I'm not mistaken I can see his plums in a jar on the shelf behind him.
(plankton, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit & Obvious
are my middle names.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:04, archived)
# That's not Flan.
He's gotta make the face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:51, archived)
# A half baked Flan, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] More things, anyone?

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(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)
# Surabönor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 15:25, archived)
# N'aaaaaw :')
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 10:59, archived)
# Nige as snow white, wandering through a forest, surrounded by nature, singing, happy.
And then he falls into a pit of spikes and is trapped there slowly dying for three months.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Aug 2021, 13:05, archived)
# while he's down there, someone sets fire to his feet
i call down and ask if he'd like me to piss on him as he's on fire

he screams "yes"

i piss on his face
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 15:14, archived)
# "Song of the South 2", with extra racisty bits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 3:24, archived)
# So first I’ll need a pantry?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:43, archived)
# You don't have a pantry?
What a complete loser!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:46, archived)
# ^Jumped up pantry boy^
Who never knows his place...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 20:02, archived)
# oops, I meant panty, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 19:55, archived)
# What is your first release called? Is it a chart-bound sound?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:44, archived)
# No need to play along mofaha...b3ta is tainted and the fun is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:47, archived)
# Q: Can you guess what else isn't fun?
A: Every word ending in ULKS


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] A pint? Why, that's very nearly an armful.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 23:55, archived)
# At least some things are timeless
edit: bindun? c 1975 - 1985 d1nvj7b44vmgv4.cloudfront.net/w800/story/grapeschicken.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 0:28, archived)
# How disappointing that ‘with grapes’ turns out to mean ‘with whole grapes shoved on it at the end, like some kind of useless fruit seasoning that always rolls off’.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 1:00, archived)
# Aye. And they said Crippen was mad.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 1:51, archived)
# Do come again :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] These lads go all the way...
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Sat 21 Aug 2021, 23:14, archived)
# With added Savile.
Full-Noncey-1
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Sun 22 Aug 2021, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm...wheely good.

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(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 22:27, archived)
# Reminds me of what the Donner Party might feed their kids to keep them alive.
(boil the leather)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 23:15, archived)
# I mean, if you will try to roller skate to California
you're really asking for trouble.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 23:31, archived)
# kebabs
special frozen ones
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you 'ave a liesense for thees Petroussss?
(plankton, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:29, archived)
# No. it's blasphemy.
(davyclam, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Two image challenges for the price of one folks :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:27, archived)
# :) are those Buckingham pallets?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:09, archived)
# Oh ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 20:21, archived)
# I wonder why the old front bum flared denim look went out of fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Shick and quit
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:05, archived)
# Great with matzo balls
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:13, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 16:51, archived)
# :D grim looking pair there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

Not the first Brasseye one this compo, of course (sorry Ballymoran).
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] *Coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 16:03, archived)
# Meat to please you, don't forget our brains

sympathy for the devilled kidneys
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:51, archived)
# Mmm, what's this ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 15:57, archived)
# You monster
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 16:08, archived)
# Some people think it's pronounced Van Gogh, others think it's Van Gogh,
but people in his family today actually pronounce it Van Gogh.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:11, archived)
# Bless you.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLEGE - SAINSBURY'S ARCHIVE

Sainsbury's have uploaded thousands of product and packaging scans in to an excellent design archive. There's something for everyone to play with here sainsburyarchive.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 15:43, archived)
# Oh FFS
Pedro sort a painting contest quick time
(Jason Voorhees ๐Ÿ”ช, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:36, archived)
# I like painting contest
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 21:18, archived)
# The diamonding
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 17:44, archived)
#
The challe ge
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The low fat stuff tastes like boiled piss.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)

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