I know, "what dictator matching algorithm did you use" etc
De-Ris: when he received news of the successful invasion of Czechoslovakia, Hitler did a little jig, and it was caught on camera.
[insert clever reply pertaining to animal/proportion]
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 2:30,
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[add additional clever reply about wolf being an alpha so not the final product]
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 2:36,
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It doesn't feel like a finished work.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 2:46,
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Put an Olympic Gold Medal around his neck. XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 3:06,
archived)
You failed.You didn’t listen to what I said.
You want a FP or what?
(You want a FP or what?
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:31,
archived)
It's the next big thing...(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:33,
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\o/*throws money at screen*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 19:26,
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Wtf have you done?!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 25 Feb 2022, 3:08,
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sure!
Click for bigger (243 kb) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 16:04,
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Hmm, any specific brand or type?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 21:56,
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I think I know EXACTLY what you had in mind
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 23:32,
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ITYMMajestic beast
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 2:45,
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there's a slight resemblance to Putin here I think
b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 16:17,
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She can....take her thermal belts and extend my forecast and apply high pressure to my cold front until my towering cumulus
achieves dew point precipitation.
If you know what I mean.
(achieves dew point precipitation.
If you know what I mean.
Chumps 👀,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 19:18,
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She can….…also step on your balls with 7 inch spike heel shoes.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 19:52,
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I miss Sheena Easton. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:30,
archived)
I didn't realise she was so small ... 137cm/ 4’6”
www.celebsnetworthtoday.com/sheena-easton-net-worth-boyfriend-husband-kids-height-weight-age-lesbian-bio-2021-2022-2023
(,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 8:59,
archived)
www.celebsnetworthtoday.com/sheena-easton-net-worth-boyfriend-husband-kids-height-weight-age-lesbian-bio-2021-2022-2023
I miss the Naked News weather forecasts...butt first, the synopsis
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RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 25 Feb 2022, 4:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Weather"){kind=small}
It's a bit like that here today. It's been fine and calm all week now we are getting it. They're even putting the cattle in sheds as they will get blown over. I drove over to the other side of the island today and my 4x4 was being blown sideways at one point. It took me 20mins to do 3 miles. Hello.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:44,
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South Ronaldsay. A S/E island in the Orkney Islands.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:29,
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Hello LawrenceA :) Life is confusing, isn’t it. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:14,
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I’m a shit spammer and I like it up my bumbum from other shit spammers mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:17,
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It's only a matter of time before the spambots work out to post a random image from FaceJuggler in their posts,then they'll be indistinguishable from all the other valued forum members.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:21,
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I think you meanFootJuggler
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:54,
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Given time the spambots will complain that it isn't the same anymore and lament the absence of the better spambots
Hi LawrenceAThere'll be a warning at the Spammers AGM not to draw attention to yourselves by posting on /board, unfortunately it looks like it'll be too late for some of you.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:18,
archived)
we're finally into six-figure usersand this is how I find out.. how disappointing
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:40,
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I have lunchmeat PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:50,
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do you like the pics with feet in them? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:51,
archived)
If you want a *really* great forum, go to /talk Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 17:08,
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"User Not Found"so I guess..... we should carry on replying?
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:40,
archived)
Vote for Dark Side of the Meat (b3ta shop of the century)Thank you.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 19:07,
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Mooby Dick was better...or the Trump red bra & knickers selfie
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:08,
archived)
Ear-eye catEDIT: No wait!....
David Bowie - Herons
(David Bowie - Herons
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 1:15,
archived)
NYAN CAT NO MORE!!!**why is that not on the FP yet...whatthefuckman?!...c'mon!....srsly.....c'mon.....it's good....really good...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 2:27,
archived)
You want to know if the carpet matches the drapes
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 1:17,
archived)
Oh Nigel, you scamp, shouldn't you be hanging around the beaches of Kent? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 17:09,
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Red weather warning for much of Europe as Storm Putin gathers pace
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 18:27,
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"With mushroom clouds moving in from the east later..."
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 20:07,
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putting on the blitzIT'S A PLAY ON WORDS!
also you should animate this to the tune of who do you think you are kidding mr putin
(also you should animate this to the tune of who do you think you are kidding mr putin
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 20:16,
archived)
CockadoodledoIs probably what his pants say in the morning
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 10:21,
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I heard an ugly rumour that Bette Midler had a tumourSo gleefully I ran to tell my friends
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 16:00,
archived)
Mutual Partners | Pain Medicine 2022 | Zurich SwitzerlandPain Medicine 2022 is going to be held during June 13-14,2022 Zurich, Switzerland is to meet Presidents, Vice Presidents and Deans, CEO, Scientists, Professors, Students, Young researchers, Business Exhibitors, Sponsors, Collaborators, and participants from both Academic and Business Category
(,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 12:28,
archived)
please fuck the fuck offor post a picture
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 12:29,
archived)
Open wide, it's time for yourPAIN MEDICINE !
Sister will be along in a moment with the Big Syringe with the Big Nozzle!
(,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 19:13,
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Sister will be along in a moment with the Big Syringe with the Big Nozzle!
ThisMakes me laugh a lot. I used to vandalise SHIT FUCK CUNT WANK ARSE CUNT on things because it was funny to me
(,
Fri 25 Feb 2022, 0:36,
archived)
You forgot to include a linkedit: hang on a minute, why isn't it listed here?
(,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 12:54,
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This makes me sleepy
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:08,
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"Pain Medicine twenty-two" is an anagram of "Nice Newt, My Paedo Nitwit." Coincidence?The "Mutual Partners" bit is just hiding their perverse intent in plain sight if you ask me, but as if further proof were needed, it's an anagram of "Prenatal Sum Rut," which is just beyond disgusting.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 13:51,
archived)
Great work. Great creativity and very entertaining. keep up the good work. also, happy candle
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 13:55,
archived)
Young ResearchersYoung, juicy, nubile researchers. No old researchers.
(,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 15:54,
archived)
Hi Josie, sounds pretty fucking sweet, I'll be there
broadsword now that's fresh,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 21:41,
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FP THIS NOW!
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 7:45,
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Bill looks pretty good in a suit, doesn't he?Isn't his earring on the *gay* side, though? Unless he has one on the left too.
(,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 15:56,
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He was hot for the earl of Southampton you know.
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jonbob loves you,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 2:22,
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Terrible, I love it! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 22:56,
archived)
What would you like on yours, birthday boy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 2:33,
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It's gonna take a few nights. The crust must rise PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 3:28,
archived)
Gorn television is nearly as bad as human television
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 20:56,
archived)
It's all detailed here:
Personally I think the cancer link has been inflated by anti-terran hysteria.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 22:08,
archived)
WHAT DOES IT SAY?!? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 1:58,
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I'm in danger
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 13:59,
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<3 <3 <3 errbody dance!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 14:17,
archived)
I went to an Indian restaurant called ‘Karma’There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve…
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Ninj,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 18:40,
archived)
Go to the Dalai Lama oneYou can have one with everything.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 21:13,
archived)
There's a lovely little café in Salford called the Deli Lama...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 20:10,
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PS: Do I smell something burning? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 21:16,
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have you tried pigeon pie?. lovely gamey meat, you can get your dog to catch them
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 21:10,
archived)
very kindthe models look like they had so much fun
www.dreamstime.com/same-stock-photo-model-image157314807
"you're angry, you want money, you hate the money, eat it EAT IT, get the candle, never mind what jesus is doing, scream, cry, kneel, gouge your eyes,
aaaaaaaand i'm spent"
(www.dreamstime.com/same-stock-photo-model-image157314807
"you're angry, you want money, you hate the money, eat it EAT IT, get the candle, never mind what jesus is doing, scream, cry, kneel, gouge your eyes,
aaaaaaaand i'm spent"
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Wed 23 Feb 2022, 10:43,
archived)
There’s a sniff-my-finger Jesus in among those, very rare. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:20,
archived)
Happy b3taday, mofaha iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 18:10,
archived)
Also,...I drew a picture of mofaha smoking a doobie with my eyes closed:...I drew a picture of mofaha smoking a doobie with my eyes closed:
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:18,
archived)
That was supposed to be a double chin. :/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:56,
archived)
19 candles up-a-your bum - um - m -#- bumitty bum, mafaha's a funiffle man. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 20:53,
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This mr horrible bollocks.mohafa more verticle i think.
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:45,
archived)
You take bad stick end :(Your'e head taller and more less wide and handsome than Amotics.
I am joyful and full of beans for. Birthdays.
Thankyou for understandment.
(I am joyful and full of beans for. Birthdays.
Thankyou for understandment.
Chumps 👀,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 20:19,
archived)
Many birthday happies.You are my favourite peoples. No be sad.
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:54,
archived)
Yes yes. Post funny falling fashion joke. Is my grandmothers favourite.
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:56,
archived)
how many mofaha candles does it take to replace a light bulb? artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 20:02,
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O NOW I GEDDIT! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 2:03,
archived)
oh dear I just realized this is actually a terrible joke rather than something carefully designed to confuse me. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 11:40,
archived)
You have just over one hour left to do so....or that cunt - non-established member #100000 will chime in
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 22:58,
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Thank you atomic! I have many birthdays but this is my favorite one of the day so far! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:42,
archived)
A fucklift I actually enjoyed!!! I WANT THAT TROPHY!!!! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 22 Feb 2022, 11:42,
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Much birthday gladness mofafa.I make nice picture soon. For you.
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 20:12,
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There must already be a range of monkey self-harm NFT's
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 16:13,
archived)
Sounds like you know the ins and outs of it Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:53,
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He's back. I heart BJJedit: There's no escape.
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 21 Feb 2022, 9:59,
archived)
The lamppost don’t work cuz the vandals took the candle.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:16,
archived)
local degenerates flying off the handle artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:18,
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I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:29,
archived)
I was making an INXS joke.Made myself laugh.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:31,
archived)
hallelujah - i will gladly praise you next tuesday artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:11,
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