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(JauntyArt, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 21:46, archived)
# LOL U TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 2:14, archived)
#
Ha!
(JauntyArt, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 8:06, archived)
# I'm just, talking about that massive hand is all..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 14:05, archived)
#
I put very little effort into it. Can’t you tell?
(JauntyArt, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 19:22, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 8:48, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 21:14, archived)
#
youtu.be/_pPuleshdtA

www.reddit.com/i_am_the_whisk_guy_from_come_dine_with_me_ama/
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a wild and crazy guy!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 20:47, archived)
# pfft
I couldn't fuck a gorilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Not with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 21:56, archived)
#
Such a great line
(JauntyArt, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 22:05, archived)
# Ukraine in the membrane.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 18:39, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 18:44, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 18:46, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 19:09, archived)
# That’s not a nuke button.
You have been misinformed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 20:10, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 8:39, archived)
# Loving this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 21:18, archived)
# I like this
But that is an 'Emergency stop button'

I don't see any emergency stopping this poisonous maniac.
(Tivert, Sat 12 Mar 2022, 7:37, archived)
# Remains in War Zone | Hides in Fridge

Click for bigger (1092 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Robocccp
(raypugh, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:30, archived)
# hahah!
Works really well. OCP - Old Communist Propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:33, archived)
# Commander of Russian forces, "The invasion isn't going as smoothly as we hoped"
Putin, "I'm sure it's just a glitch, a temporary setback"
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 11:26, archived)
#
temporary setback
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (254 kb)
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:20, archived)
# This one's been doing the rounds too
Putin goes to a fortune teller, learns he'll die on a Ukrainian holiday and asks "how do you know?" Fortune teller says "any day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 14:49, archived)
# :-) Hope so
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Putin is an orville person.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:14, archived)
# Putin's got a very boring face to photoshop, hasn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:20, archived)
# I assume he is always thinking about that one time in band camp when he shoved a flute up his pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:24, archived)
# *your pussy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 17:06, archived)
# **my Pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(raypugh, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "Who you gonna call?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 8:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 8:36, archived)
# ha!
Perfect. We know he has slimed at least four women.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 9:18, archived)
# Looks like Ben Dover at a fancy dress party
(rogerzilla, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 9:18, archived)
# His name is Putin
You are like the buzzing of flies to him
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 9:51, archived)
# Pretty sure Vlad would print this out and stick it on his fridge if he saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 7:53, archived)
# or We Fire, You Cease.
(davyclam, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:25, archived)
# First post after probably a decade away.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 21:44, archived)
# oh shit, he ain't playin'!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 1:44, archived)
# welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 9:19, archived)
# I Rattled The Cage
(JauntyArt, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 19:42, archived)
# Can't stop staring at his crotch...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 21:05, archived)
#
It’s a balldo. Check the links page.
(JauntyArt, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Vibble...vibble...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 17:37, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 17:54, archived)
# Did you find this?
More importantly, regarding the bottom-left frame:

I had no idea Jimmy Saville was so buff.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 21:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 21:26, archived)
# Am I doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 21:43, archived)
# no
I am
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 22:53, archived)
# I see you like lotus feet
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 5:49, archived)
# Pies Pied
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 12:10, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Mar 2022, 22:52, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 20:01, archived)
# if you google harder
you can probably find a higher quality version
see, first result: www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/apl6a/hulk_hogan_destroyed_world_trade_center/
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 20:28, archived)
# I think this should win the compo.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] How's your precious war going, Vlad?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 17:25, archived)
# one does not simply walk into Maripol
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 23:51, archived)
# I'LL FUK U UP M8, NOW WHERE'S MAH KIBBLE?!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 13:10, archived)
# Deletion in 3, 2, 1...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 22:46, archived)
# …0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 23:55, archived)
# not so fast bucko!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 0:44, archived)
# $35.00 USD for this shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 1:02, archived)
# Thread Saved!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 1:25, archived)
# Which muscly arm/annoyed dog algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 23:03, archived)
# I just looked in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 8 Mar 2022, 9:59, archived)
# I know that dude!
i.imgur.com/PXvaZwc.png
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:18, archived)
# He probably knows you
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:27, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:29, archived)
# IN RUSSIA HAND AND FEET SAME THING
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:35, archived)
# I bet they can climb trees like a champ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] dalek holds united nations to ransom


*this image is un potato shopped - soz*
might make it more brown and add some lens flare laterz
maybe even a comic sans font explaining the joke
dunno feeling cute might delete
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:44, archived)
# oh well done - nice one
is that semaphore for cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:50, archived)
# Oh hai
It's Valdamir Pubetin
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 8 Mar 2022, 8:06, archived)
#
:)
(razzle, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:49, archived)
# Comprehensive equine dentistry
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 19:25, archived)
# I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:22, archived)
# The proverb says you should never do so
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:23, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:54, archived)
# l͇̞̰̪͗̊ͩͧ̐̐ͯͅi̭͕͇̗̞͈͋͟k͛ͧ̌̌e͆͛ͣ̈̅͢ ̨̠̘͍̮̦͇̌͛̀̊t̛̤͈̺͓̼̱̍h̖̔i̖̣̖͕̹̻s̢̾.̹̽̋̈͆̋̔ͭ ̥̜̦̯͗ͅ ̾͝N̳͎̭͔̗̟̈͟oͣ̚͡,̦̳̻̺͔͎̪̅ͬ͡ ͎̻̥̹͎̺͘w͔̼͐̒ā̱͚̱͍̺͛̃í̗̬̳̹̻͈͗̿͆͗̋ͤt͎̬̪̠̫ͦ̊͗ͥͣͥ͌.̻͈͒̍.̪̯̬͓͔ͪͪ̔̐͗̌ͧ.̸͙̗̠̎̅̀͊̂ͥͨ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 4:10, archived)
# Have comprehensive equine dentistry performed on a horse*, show us the results.
*or a quadruped of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:20, archived)
# Ovine Orthodonture?
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 0:47, archived)
# Jeremy the annoying horse could benefit
I LOVE GOLD FILLINGS THEY TASTE OF CUSTARD
(rogerzilla, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 9:54, archived)
# alright Shaggy
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 8:12, archived)
# Who? What? LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:30, archived)
# Would you like to buy a Big-Round-Numbered B3ta ID?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 12:31, archived)

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