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An Agatean sex tourist travels to the famed city of More-pork under the assumption that nominative determinism will result in a pleasant holiday. Visiting a local university to acquire some Dried Spanish Fly Pills, he's served by a wizzarding student who delivers the wrong prescription with hilarious results.
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[challenge entry] Forward By Graham Linehan
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 18:14, archived)
# I thought she was was so brave to reflect the diversity of the LGBTI community by having a gay Dumbledore character who did absolutely nothing to suggest any sexual identity throughout the entire series
(, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 2:44, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THEIR OTHER ALBUMS
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 18:14, archived)
# alright, "God"
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:07, archived)
# Jusssayin'
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:13, archived)
# also...
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:25, archived)
# Fake, no guitars
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 20:12, archived)
# Cha!
OBV !
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THEIR OTHER BOOKS

Authors are remembered for their best work, but what about their other books, the shit ones that they'd rather forget.
Show us lesser known books by popular authors.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 16:14, archived)
# You beat me to it - but mine was going to be in Poundland.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 17:37, archived)
# And a fine adventure it would have been.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 17:55, archived)
# I would've done Sunderland.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 18:53, archived)
# Primark
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:04, archived)
# Oh pri Mark!
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit like PE's First Drafts and ISIHAC's book games then, eh?
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 16:22, archived)
# A 1984 Chicago Bears joke? I am here for that.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 16:53, archived)
# I only knew him because of WM2 and The A Team.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 17:28, archived)
# Is this a burger which I see before me?
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll have a bob pea, please

(, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 17:38, archived)
# Are we boycotting whisky as well?
If so I need to know in the next ten minutes because it's Saturday evening and I really want a drink.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 18:08, archived)
# The whole experience left a bad taste in my mouth. I felt personally attacked.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello B3TA

sketch.metademolab.com/
turns any drawing into a spazzy animation
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 20:39, archived)
# sorry I didn't even try
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Sexytiem
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 22:15, archived)
# ..'kinnell!
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 2:17, archived)
#
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# :(
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:10, archived)
# I know, not enough lamppost.
I'm working on it.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 21:37, archived)
# 4t/a
(Four toes per abomination!)
(, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 1:17, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:28, archived)
# Thank you Mr Burns
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Love this so much
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 19:08, archived)
#
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# DELETE THIS
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 23:37, archived)
# He's not deleting it, Pedro...
...I'm gonna gaz Mongychops and have this 'Established Member' removed at once!
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 0:52, archived)
# Thank You!
Ballymoran has no official reason for being here.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:25, archived)
# Cha!
And he’s had more FP’s than you…the bastard!
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:50, archived)
# Anyone with over 15 FPs is a HACK!
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 14:25, archived)
#
This is true
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 18:30, archived)
# And?
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Well?
(, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 20:21, archived)
# Tighter!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 23:59, archived)
# HEY! :(
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 0:17, archived)
# You awful bastard, picking on little Pedro.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:50, archived)
# APPALLING MISUSE OF A PHOTOMANIPULATION PROGRAMME!
Or program, if you prefer.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 7:59, archived)
# Terrible bullying
I'm going to complain to the board gods and maybe sacrifice a new member to appease them**


**may not actually do that
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not to scale
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Will It Blend?
Got to be worth a try
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 13:26, archived)
# YES*
* no idea
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Muthawuffer!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 18:01, archived)
# Pedro es un srz bznzez
[image stolen]
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Look like Yoda I do, woof
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Does he look like a bitch?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:11, archived)
# looks like it's just about to say
motherfucker
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 20:07, archived)
#

(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 21:36, archived)
# works beautifully!
I couldn't tell them apart, tbh
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#

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#

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#
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# I dont like the feet
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 0:47, archived)
# That's not what I heard.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 13:35, archived)
# I was looking for that…thief !!!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:51, archived)
# Well, I guess you found it? *SHRUGS*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 23:41, archived)
#
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# Just Stop Being A Whiney Bitch Hippy.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 13:45, archived)
# Typical margarine user
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 13:57, archived)
# No way…margarine is for losers.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Bring Your Kid to Work Day
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:13, archived)
# His cable tie is made from oil.
And the manufacture of his incel specs use hydro carbons.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:37, archived)
# I bet he opposes capitalism yet still uses and relies upon money, the hypocritical fuck.
/satire
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 21:17, archived)
#
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# The youngsters in here won't get this
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:05, archived)
# It means
nothing to me.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:09, archived)
# alright, "MingeBadger"
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:14, archived)
# MingeBasher?
(edit) forgot MidgetBasher
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:14, archived)
# lol u wish
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:14, archived)
# Boards are fine but its nothing like the power of the voice
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:25, archived)
# But if we are faithless in faith
We must behold the things we see.

#notayoungster
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 14:09, archived)
# O V N R
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 14:21, archived)
# And those who laugh will surely fall
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:11, archived)
# A fun family activity
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Rayner eats babies for sure
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 21:56, archived)
# This is excellent
Altho they all strike me as envelope of beans people.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 18:08, archived)
# Where's the fried chicken…
…for David Lammy ?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi I'm Banksy, send me money.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It Had to be Done

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(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 17:41, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 17:59, archived)
# may contain energy, it'll put hairs on his chest
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 12:22, archived)
# Very faint particle of freeze dried strawberry detected!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Don't tell him but that's just bits of flavoured quark
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 16:06, archived)
# I hope he read the fine print on the back.
He didn’t?…
……oh boy…
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 13:44, archived)
# no more than he read the 'recommended portion size'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 16:03, archived)
# Happy St Pat Wicks Day!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 11:12, archived)
# Pat, Pat, what ya done to me, Pat?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 14:25, archived)
#
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# LOL
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Mme and Mr. le President
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 16:05, archived)
# :DDD
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 19:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 9:45, archived)
# *vows never to look at pensioners in the same way. Ever.*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:08, archived)
# oof
Fuckin’ sexy as fuck. Dot would be amazing in bed. Apart from the wheezing.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 20:17, archived)
# This version of Grotbags is non-canon.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 17:27, archived)
# We know which one is canon though
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 21:27, archived)
# Well was this really necessary
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 23:04, archived)
# Blimey
I can almost feel her grotbag
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 6:25, archived)
# There’s somebody at the (back) door
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 8:30, archived)
# Young Grotbags
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 14:22, archived)
# *sigh*
Have
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:55, archived)
# Photographer: and just a few shots with the outcasts alone
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 8:23, archived)
# Parklife!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 11:03, archived)
# No Andrew 😕
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 11:39, archived)
# In the bushes, rubbing his thighs
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#
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# Noncesensical
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 15:01, archived)
# Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:22, archived)
# labor of love
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 12:34, archived)
#
absolutely
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 14:29, archived)
# Ginger Snap
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#
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# BATMAN KREW GONNA ROK DA HOUSE!!!!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:48, archived)
#
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#

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# All of these are making me sick.
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#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 13:44, archived)
# …you will regret this day…
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#

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#
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# FUCK!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 1:01, archived)
# Well done.
You managed to copy something from somewhere else.
9gag.com/gag/aA3OZYo
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 7:58, archived)
# How do I undo a 'like'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 8:21, archived)
# Don't worry.
There's plenty of things we like that we really, really shouldn't.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 9:08, archived)
# What a chump you are.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 13:42, archived)
#

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# Magnificent.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 17:55, archived)
# ThanksXD
It’s mine…destroyed by Pedro.
b3ta.com/board/11337699
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 18:37, archived)
# Outrageous behaviour.
Is there any way I can unlike something?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 18:44, archived)
# Never vote for Pedro.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 19:04, archived)
# K.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 19:21, archived)
# :)) FABULOUS!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 21:54, archived)
# But did I make it worse?
...or, better?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 21:55, archived)
# You 'Gaysnift'ed it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 0:28, archived)
# There's a Painting Contest!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 11:32, archived)
# …You…are….DISGUSTING…
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 13:38, archived)
# Thank you! 😘
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 21:33, archived)
# a wall of dig bicks
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 8:21, archived)
# Well spotted
How do you make a weak joke worse?

Steal it from 9gag
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:54, archived)
# Could have at least
tagged it b3ta to get our own back on 9swag
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 14:04, archived)
# it wasn't even theirs
this is as old as the hills
(, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 6:26, archived)
# Fresh Content for digruntled 'Established /Board Members®"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 0:15, archived)
# Pfft
There is nothing right about this.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 0:21, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 0:25, archived)
# are you saying you don't have a mushroom cloud tattoo?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 6:27, archived)
# Why would I have a tattoo of myself?
I’m not Steve-O.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 13:45, archived)
# Do you have this image with nipples?
Asking for a friend
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:55, archived)
# Actually I could probably find it again.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] His Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 20:20, archived)
# You started it you invaded Ukraine!
love it
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 20:24, archived)
# you did not ruin this
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 20:27, archived)
# slow wet farty
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 20:53, archived)
# Warty Towels
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 20:57, archived)
# Listen, don't mention purging the fifth-columnist traitors within our ranks. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 22:33, archived)
# :D
*click*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 22:47, archived)
# We done with this guy?
I think we’re done.
C’mon b3ta….
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 0:01, archived)
# Putin fatigue?
Or Putin apologist?

You don't want to be the first to stop clapping, either way.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 14:03, archived)
# Putin my foot in somebody’s arse if they don’t change the compo.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 18:41, archived)
# Am livid turnip
Trivial dim pun
VIP dirt alumni

I dunno.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:09, archived)
# Vip
Dirt alumni is very good
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 11:24, archived)
# TikTok @KremlinBootyShaker
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:56, archived)

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