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(JauntyArt, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 14:24, archived)
# So heroic. I am truly in awe at his manly petrol tax cut and also his wife's businesses close relationship to Russia
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Mar 2022, 14:25, archived)
# v.good
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Top wizarding adventures with Tommy's magic wand!
(plankton, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 8:16, archived)
# LIVE stand-up?
(Carboholic, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 10:09, archived)
# R Millhouse N
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 2:49, archived)
# Call any vegetable...
Call it by name
(Call any vegetable)
Call one today
(Call any vegetable)
When you get off the train
(Call any vegetable)
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Ooooh! The vegetable
Will respond to you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 3:00, archived)
# What’s the ugliest part of your body?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 12:39, archived)
# The part that reminds me of YOU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 13:00, archived)
# The little grey cells.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 13:47, archived)
# I think it's your mind
(Hemipygous, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 16:44, archived)
# I accept my body.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Mar 2022, 21:52, archived)
# who is this "I" if it isn't the body?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 13:57, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 8:36, archived)
# I am not a crook!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Not enough faces to be realistic.
I'm enjoying this page on RMN
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Mar 2022, 21:42, archived)
# Hunter S. Thompson is spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 22:58, archived)
# One of my favourite quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 25 Mar 2022, 1:39, archived)
#
(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 1:15, archived)
#

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(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 0:34, archived)
# Thanks Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 23:31, archived)
# :D :D YAY!!
I LOVE Jobbies!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 23:42, archived)
# 💩🚽💩🚽💩🚽
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 0:00, archived)
# So HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 0:34, archived)
# Ideal companions for your Trucker's Tizer collection
(rogerzilla, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 13:19, archived)
# Surely the'd all be the same shape.
Being extruded through the neck. I mean, how do you erect a shit in the bottle? Freezing, then sawing it up I suppose, or drying. Drying, that's it! Then using poo tongs to position on a tiny decorative plinth, how to attach though...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Mar 2022, 21:49, archived)
# Shits in Bottles is my Cherokee name
(42thefloor, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:26, archived)
# Couldnt help it...
Even tho this hit close to home, my younger brother actually buried bottles of shit in the back yard like it was a time capsule. I couldn't help but think of an episode of Star Trek TNG.

i.redd.it/v4x0txc0jkq81.jpg
(kinison khan, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 22:49, archived)
#
All these jokes defy belief
twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:00, archived)
# oof
And also woo
(rogerzilla, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:08, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Frankly amazed that got a Kate Greenaway medal
(rogerzilla, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 11:21, archived)
# It delights children of all ages though
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Mar 2022, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 20:31, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 20:33, archived)
# All feathers and no social graces. What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:20, archived)
# haha soz
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Yours is better
...yours is always better :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 0:35, archived)
# raptorous applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Apology pea
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:30, archived)
# i was thinking about the name Disney and I thought to myself, why not make this abomination, help me lol

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(Macintoshashire Dumb, Stupid, Surreal., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 17:43, archived)
# welcome Macintoshashire, who is from Macintoshashire
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 19:34, archived)
# Just my signature
oh its just my signature, I plan to change it later on today, that is if I have some time to change it
(Macintoshashire Dumb, Stupid, Surreal., Thu 24 Mar 2022, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 17:22, archived)
# Does it have how to grill a mockingbird?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Or how to make a Tequila Mockingbird?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:54, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:20, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:44, archived)
#
indeed
(JauntyArt, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:53, archived)
# That’s not Boris…?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Forever Kim Stanwey Wobinson to SFIA fans.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 19:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 23:14, archived)
# OMG IT'S VOMITING LIQUID METAL!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 13:02, archived)
# Thank you for the sympathy reply.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 16:03, archived)
# That's oddly reminiscent of tubgirl
(rogerzilla, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 16:57, archived)
#
Is there a 'Stroop Effect' edition? 🤣
(Roger the Shrubber Quack Quack Smoot, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 16:35, archived)
# Candles!
Edit: candles?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:53, archived)
# For fors
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:54, archived)
# buy an icon u cheapo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:56, archived)
# I did!
Gold level 2p/year payment plan
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:00, archived)
# Established gold member
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:04, archived)
# That's only a parking garage elevator and executive washroom pass
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:05, archived)
# I also got a b3ta pen
but the logo peeled of and now it says Myspace
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:27, archived)
#
MySpace UsVsTh3m
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 15:14, archived)
# B3tards RIP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 15:25, archived)
# Nevar 5get
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 17:51, archived)
# +is
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 22:35, archived)
# ah, the b3ta pens...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 1:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 3:04, archived)
# my b3ta pen is broke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Mar 2022, 13:04, archived)
#
x4
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:41, archived)
# Crutch cake
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:22, archived)
# naw man, those are the shovels to dig his grave
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 22:36, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Right?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Here you go.
I stole you some from an internet graveyard.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:26, archived)
# cndlzz for el-cheapo

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
What the??
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:39, archived)
# I just donated again
still nothing
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 15:43, archived)
# You have to send it to me directly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 15:44, archived)
# candles-candles
merry
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 15:41, archived)
# happy no candle except for the one in your profile
day.

20 years eh? I bet you can remember when this was all fields :)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:17, archived)
#
Back when there was nothing but dinosaurs and sleestaks
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:26, archived)
# Happy Candles, bought the metal detector yet?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:31, archived)
# I did!
Didn't find shit tho.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 16:52, archived)
# Happy Days

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 17:19, archived)
# \o/
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:17, archived)
# 20 lampposts and a FUCKLIFT! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 19:01, archived)
# Yee haw!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 20:15, archived)
# Fucking shitty candles. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmm

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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 12:50, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:40, archived)
# Very-Good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:48, archived)
# I'm liking this notion
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:15, archived)
# I rmember that time when they were filming the Batman series and Robin walked off the set.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 12:42, archived)
# he wanked off the set?
What a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 12:47, archived)
# He was really a lovely guy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 12:47, archived)
# very giving.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 12:48, archived)
# +Jimbo and +Jet
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:24, archived)
# What a day, what a day
If you can walk onto the set, get wanked by Robin
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:49, archived)
# Teaching monkeys to sniff glue...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:23, archived)
# NO NO NO
This is totally monkey repair.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Rmember this…fukoff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:24, archived)
# I LOVE YOU TOO :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:25, archived)
# ‘Established Rmember’
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:27, archived)
# He walked UP the set
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:27, archived)
# I hope he's using Bat Protection
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:46, archived)
# He's not even holding the rope
Robin is clenching hard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 13:57, archived)
# Bumholy strength, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 14:03, archived)
# Putting the 'roids
into hemorrhoids.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:46, archived)
# HAHA, new meaning for roid rage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 18:46, archived)
# These aren't the 'roids you're looking for...
*waves hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 23 Mar 2022, 19:57, archived)

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