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# And then Denzel done a face
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 5:49, archived)
#
On the one hand you stand up for your wife, on the other you reveal your emotional instability to the entire world on international television.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Mar 2022, 7:27, archived)
# it was a very weird scene
(ozof, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 8:09, archived)
# are you emotionally unstable
if you defend your wife?
(davyclam, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 9:10, archived)
# Depends on the wife
some are indefensible
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 9:15, archived)
# It depends if you do it by losing control of yourself infront of millions of people.
By all means beat the shit out of him later.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Mar 2022, 9:26, archived)
# Looks like a stage punch to me,
and if it is, Will will remain cancelled, but everyone involved in arranging it will be cancelled too.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 10:34, archived)
# it was a real slap
the swearing was quite realistic too
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 10:48, archived)
# That was my favourite bit.
But I was hoping for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Mar 2022, 10:55, archived)
# Rebel Wilson got off lightly at the BAFTAs
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 10:59, archived)
# What I hope is that
it was fake, but when they realised the "making light of violence" angle would get them in trouble, every one involved decided to deny it and leave Will alone in the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 13:43, archived)
# I don't know, it's my experience that most actors are fucked in the head
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 15:08, archived)
# christ, I repeated this brilliant insight to this woman I work with today, before remembering she was married to an out-of-work actor
luckily she refrained from slapping me
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 0:26, archived)
# I find most actors quite boring,
and find the level of attention they get a little odd.

Their job is to express the ideas rather than have them.

(Also: having seen the sweary bit and the alopecia context, I now rate the clip NOT FAKE)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 12:34, archived)
#
What matters is what his wife thinks. If she's completely thrilled by the way he stood up for her then the opinions of the entire world are meaningless. Of course, if she thinks he was being a tosser then it's a muck up...
(Great_Boo, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 9:15, archived)
# At first I was like "haha"
But then I was like "what would Preston do on NMTB"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 9:18, archived)
# Just a bit of slapstick to boost the viewing figures
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Lacking a proper puunnchline though
amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Everyone is so cynical nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 15:42, archived)
# this is the only version I believe
twitter.com/cyriakharris/status/1508460781263802375
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 16:14, archived)
# From my point of view the jada are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 16:51, archived)
# It's a new concept you might enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 2:57, archived)
# FPTHISNOW
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 3:22, archived)
# I concur with this statement
also I think my neck hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 11:36, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 7:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 8:11, archived)
# I R BABOON
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 13:23, archived)
#
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Mar 2022, 18:27, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 22:13, archived)
# I like this too
-click-
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 23:44, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 23:55, archived)
# unstuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 13:32, archived)
# that's not a windmill, jussayin
it's a halo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 14:34, archived)
# a halo boys?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVoQbt0sCyY
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 0:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 11:45, archived)
# Boing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 16:20, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 18:05, archived)
# You spelled Fucking Cunt wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Peace and quiet for Tim
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Fuck Topsy.
Never liked her.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 18:44, archived)
# Fictional child is okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 19:57, archived)
# Andy Pandy was weird too.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Ah yes, the boy in the striped pyjamas
(rogerzilla, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 20:53, archived)
# No that was dennis the menace
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:23, archived)
# And its sequel Alice Gets F**king Glassed
(rogerzilla, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:57, archived)
# WAKATAKAKAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:43, archived)
# uuuuuuuuuuWAKATAKAKAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 20:12, archived)
# Hurray someone bothered!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 17:49, archived)
# Somebody had to.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 20:08, archived)
# Beendun... spectacularly so...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Sunderland
(InkyKindred, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 22:18, archived)
# Indeed!
Excellent book, made me want to go on a Sunderland walkabout to learn more, but then Vera came along...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 1:33, archived)
# Please don't show me how to get

How to get to Pensylvannia Street....
(Macintoshashire Dumb, Stupid, Surreal., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 10:47, archived)
# She's a manniac
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:14, archived)
# oh yes indubitably
(Macintoshashire Dumb, Stupid, Surreal., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:17, archived)
# Nno nneed to be like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:23, archived)
# Annus horribilis
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:29, archived)
# I'll take your word for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:04, archived)
# Worst of all the indomitable gauls
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Origin of Species was groundbreaking. The follow-up, less so.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 8:16, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 9:03, archived)
# Poofect!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:46, archived)
# I reckon "Dr" McKeith
Still has all the turds from You Are What You Eat, in a kind of library. When she dies, the National Trust will charge £35 for a family to see them
(rogerzilla, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] get it?
(ozof, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 7:25, archived)
# I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Mar 2022, 1:32, archived)
# I drew Tommy Lee Jones
(JauntyArt, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Ha Ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:04, archived)
# Sting looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:07, archived)
# I thought it was Rupert Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:09, archived)
# I thought it was a golf course in the likeness of Bob Hope.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Nice
you've really captured the melting ears
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Nose stubble
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:45, archived)
# That's YOU that is!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:50, archived)
# I did like him as Jim Rockford in 'The Rockford FIles'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 0:47, archived)
# Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 10:23, archived)
# Clearly see him fondly remembering a hard target search
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 14:09, archived)
#
you dirty old maaan!
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.
jrhart
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 26 Mar 2022, 19:41, archived)
# You're
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:10, archived)
# mendid
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 26 Mar 2022, 23:32, archived)
# I shot JR
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh...how He does go on.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:25, archived)
# Thou Shalt Not...etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:06, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrMGXwhFLk
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:13, archived)
# Word

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:17, archived)
# Grumpy Cat would like this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 19:24, archived)
# :’( R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:32, archived)
# :O
Blastphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:37, archived)
# irony
his mysterious ways transcend irony once again
(BetaVersion96 his mysterious ways transcend irony once again., Mon 28 Mar 2022, 4:09, archived)
# Happy Easter
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:12, archived)
# The model father
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:24, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:40, archived)
# A message we can all endorse
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Roy Batty got more life after all!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 9:18, archived)
# *Holy Boke*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 23:32, archived)
# For those that have been on the internet too long
(JauntyArt, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 11:26, archived)
# I wish I didn't get this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Let's be honest
You can work it out from the pic. Oh, and woo.
(rogerzilla, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll teach You Not To F**k With People's Brew
(Erromes King, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 9:05, archived)
# Ice Station Zebra?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:08, archived)
# The Illusive Cumberland no doubt
:-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 9:31, archived)
# Saveloy ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I sense a theme developing.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 12:02, archived)
# Should’ve went to Bangkok.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't you want me stingray?
(plankton, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 7:36, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 9:32, archived)
# I think real reason he mad is coz face is dripping off
(Blobby blobby, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:03, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:50, archived)
# Might post a joke
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 23:55, archived)
# DO IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 0:11, archived)
# I forgot how mean you can be
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 3:01, archived)
# It's atomic. He's a bad influence on me.
Please help.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 0:17, archived)
#
youtu.be/17GlL8ZcUpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 0:31, archived)
# Golly Gee, Batman....that is a swingin' number...a real toe-tapper!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 0:50, archived)
# This made me forget my joke, and it was a really good one too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 3:01, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, joke forget you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 3:27, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 0:35, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder he has so many accidents
(JauntyArt, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 21:40, archived)

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