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My name is Manuel and I am delighted to enter the forum. I dedicate myself to making websites and selling licenses, such as SPAMMMMMMMM among others.

mod: adios senor Spam

(madase74, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:45, archived)

Brace yourself.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 10 May 2022, 15:47, archived)

Invest in lube, Manuel. (Sorry Rob, not YOU!)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:55, archived)

Great news!

I’m making a retro game called Weasel Fighter starring a very hunky man called Bernard Lerring. I need a website to launch my platform. Mr Lerring says “When you’re fighting a weasel it’s bigger than a man.”

(JauntyArt, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:59, archived)

Now do 'Diesel Fitter' ...NEVERMIND -- TOO SLOW!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:00, archived)

Weasels ripped my flesh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:37, archived)

ZZZZZTTTTT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:46, archived)

Can you build me an invisible website?

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:16, archived)

/calendar ----->

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:22, archived)

lol

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:36, archived)

No hablo espanolia….fuk off

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:34, archived)

Que?

(Keroscene, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:52, archived)

this is pronounced as

kwe

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 May 2022, 17:00, archived)

HI IM KERMIT FIST MY FLACCID FOLDS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:50, archived)

I'm submitting this to The Best Ever Sentence competition.

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Shlvng, Tue 10 May 2022, 21:05, archived)

Thank you! We’re all winners!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2022, 4:07, archived)

oddly though, i hear fozzie bear

pretending to be kermit

(ozof, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:50, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:17, archived)

hahahahha

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 10 May 2022, 17:14, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:46, archived)

GLUG

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Shlvng, Tue 10 May 2022, 21:06, archived)

Great game

(JauntyArt, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:19, archived)

Probably buried in landfill somewhere, along with all the dead bodies

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 May 2022, 13:20, archived)

(JauntyArt, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:24, archived)

Oof!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:17, archived)

haha!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 May 2022, 15:31, archived)

Racist!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:35, archived)

hahahaha

bloody hell

(raypugh, Thu 12 May 2022, 7:43, archived)

Click for bigger (73 kb)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:31, archived)

I'm sure she has better things to do with her time

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:42, archived)

Sorting out Mr. Rob's OBN, for starters

Poor fella's been waiting AAAAGES for his gong.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:45, archived)

For services to the digital puerile arts and medium's

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:25, archived)

And the sausage industry

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:49, archived)

Especially the sausage industry

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 May 2022, 14:17, archived)

looks legit

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:24, archived)

No nipple stamp…Fake!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:36, archived)

Can't get more legit than official correspondence from Her Maj

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 May 2022, 17:20, archived)

It looks like We are writing a letter…

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:48, archived)

Feck!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2022, 11:30, archived)

Aces

Poor Shane

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:01, archived)

Wankered again :(

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Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:12, archived)

He looks better than he normally does

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:19, archived)

The Great Wave of Kajagoogoo

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:55, archived)

first I thought that's Limahl then I thought, fuck, I'm right

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 May 2022, 15:02, archived)

I spy with my little eye.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:35, archived)

This bed has seen ALOT of action

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:36, archived)

It can get a bit messy...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:42, archived)

Though always quite reasonably priced.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:43, archived)

Len!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:55, archived)

(JauntyArt, Tue 10 May 2022, 9:25, archived)

Couldn't escape if I wanted tillies

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 9:40, archived)

I don’t get it

(JauntyArt, Tue 10 May 2022, 11:26, archived)

lol

(ozof, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:39, archived)

lol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 May 2022, 18:10, archived)

The Haywain

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:52, archived)

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 8:16, archived)

Colour matching is hard

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 8:16, archived)

I had to use an old pic of Wayne newton

He’s had so much terrible plastic surgery that his actual image now looks like it’s been badly photoshopped

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 May 2022, 8:28, archived)

Isn't this one of the muppets

uploads-bookingentertain.netdna-ssl.com/minified//artists/web_waynenewtonbanner460315_071518203946.jpg

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 8:36, archived)

Was The Fonz goatse

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 10 May 2022, 8:58, archived)

Omg

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 9:00, archived)

OH GOD PLEASE NO

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:17, archived)

I was all set up to do an animation,

then I discovered that shape keys can't be used to animate uv locations

Still, "learning experience"

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:41, archived)

THIS WASTED AGES

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:41, archived)

I hate it when I have to scrap ages of work

But it's not as bad as duplicating effort

I will pray for you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:06, archived)

Thanks hun

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:38, archived)

*KISS*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:53, archived)

*hand to heart, sighs, looks up*

THANK GOD!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:42, archived)

TOAP LOLZ

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 1:38, archived)

Wot a bastard!

I'd NEVER steal a horse's cigar

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Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:14, archived)

Just bought a box of Cohiba!

Then that bloody socialist Truman comes by, UGH!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:37, archived)

Paul in Art

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 9 May 2022, 21:48, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:23, archived)

It's a turner

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 10 May 2022, 1:01, archived)

Don’t start…

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:14, archived)

…apparently. The one that got FPd was “Apparently it’s Cuntstubble”

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:50, archived)

:))

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Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2022, 8:27, archived)

Freddy Mercury unt Lempicka admidst the jobbian qube (Fuck monitor is monitoring for Fuck)

________________________________PRESSTART_
8:29
11:29
(Meet the Fuck Monitor who Monitors Fuck______
(ACTIVATE FUCKOUPON COUNTDOWN(KAUTION)

((READY MARKREE LIVE IN LONDON

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:43, archived)

United Colors

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:48, archived)

BENNETT?!"...?!"..

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:24, archived)

really really well done :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:49, archived)

FUCK!

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:23, archived)

😂🤣😭🤪

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:31, archived)

Dan Severn's looking well.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:50, archived)

Dan!

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:23, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:14, archived)

Was this live at Wembley?

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:22, archived)

FUCK detected.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:52, archived)

FUCK!

Click for bigger (73 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:54, archived)

Hello Fuck, how may I direct your fuck?

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 21:11, archived)

To the left!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:52, archived)

oh fuck

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 21:10, archived)

grim

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:25, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:49, archived)

Nice

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christhebarker, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:49, archived)

I cheated

so you get an extra point for being so clever!

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:51, archived)

been looking for hours now, cannot find Waldo.

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:55, archived)

You should see the place now...

Hipsterville central...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 10 May 2022, 0:12, archived)

Apparently as a Northerner I'm supposed to think this is the best art ever.

But to be honest I've always thought that he's really just a bit shit.
I fucking hate the "Angel" too.

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jonbob loves you, Tue 10 May 2022, 0:52, archived)

Here have a click...

or whatever you want.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:24, archived)

Shamon!

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Ninj, Mon 9 May 2022, 18:53, archived)

Bridge Over Tribbled Waters

(plankton, Mon 9 May 2022, 18:43, archived)

Deserves more likes than mine

Have an "arf"

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 10 May 2022, 1:19, archived)

Click for bigger (1385 kb)

(raypugh, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:19, archived)

haha!

The hotel window is waiting.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 May 2022, 14:19, archived)

Haha yeah

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:37, archived)

I'm puzzled by what the child is holding

it looks very slightly like a detached penis

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:45, archived)

Hi police on the internet!!

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:46, archived)

Do you have a tip for them?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:54, archived)

They'll need their best dick on the case

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 16:44, archived)

it's a lovely pear

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unclepills, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:37, archived)

WHAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:49, archived)

You are correct

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giovanni_Bellini_-_Madonna_and_Child_-_WGA01696.jpg

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 23:15, archived)

some kind of legume

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 9 May 2022, 18:26, archived)

looks more like a lemon to me

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:52, archived)

I'm more concerned about what happens when he presses the "on" switch

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Chumps 👀, Mon 9 May 2022, 18:51, archived)

and spotify sent the angel gabrielle to neverland with a message for michael

who was promised in marriage to bubbles. the angel told michael that he would have a son, whom he was to name ed. the angel said, “he will be really great and will be called the sheeran of the most spotify downloads..."

(ozof, Tue 10 May 2022, 22:09, archived)

Dennis Aquaman

(JauntyArt, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:29, archived)

Deadness Watermange

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 May 2022, 13:36, archived)

R.E.M.brandt's Self-Portrait with Two Circles

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:21, archived)

Good to see Corbyn picking up a new hobby.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 May 2022, 13:22, archived)

*coughs*

b3ta.com/board/11366798

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Chumps 👀, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

ah balls!

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:24, archived)

now do "Gorn With The Wind"

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:56, archived)

And I....WILL ALWAYS LOVE HULL

Click for bigger (164 kb)

I am a horrible person.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 May 2022, 12:45, archived)

and Emu?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:12, archived)

Yes.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 May 2022, 13:19, archived)

Might go into Settings and make it so I don't see this kind of thing

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:16, archived)

Settings???

There are settings??????

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Chumps 👀, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:44, archived)

You might be running an older beter, it used to be called Control Panel

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:45, archived)

There's an ignore button.

But I have never clicked it. For all I know the site would suddenly have a max width of 1600px and a margin auto.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 May 2022, 13:55, archived)

with all text centered

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:55, archived)

oooff..

bit harsh!

(Richard Mark Senior, Fri 13 May 2022, 13:35, archived)

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