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[challenge entry]
(raypugh, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Goth Save the Queen

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 May 2022, 13:53, archived)
#

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Mon 30 May 2022, 17:20, archived)
# Yikes
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 May 2022, 18:18, archived)
# Hot!
I bet she could suck the blood right out of my bloodstick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Is it bigger than the bread bin?
(rogerzilla, Mon 30 May 2022, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I wanna live like common people
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:07, archived)
# You'd think I'd be over it after two years, but chinmasking still makes me angry
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:37, archived)
# or chin diapers, as South Park calls them
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:08, archived)
# So let's strap on our jaws, and head back to the homeland!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 30 May 2022, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 May 2022, 9:12, archived)
# Nora Betty
(marksimmons1962 This is a normal post, Mon 30 May 2022, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:54, archived)
# Stranger Things
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Ornithorhynchus Anatinus Rex
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:28, archived)
# The only reasonable explanation?

Click for bigger (726 kb)
(TheFluffyOne, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:38, archived)
# F_DIS?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:55, archived)
#
The fact that Obi Wan looks way older in A New Hope even though it's only supposed to be something like 10 years later...
(TheFluffyOne, Sun 29 May 2022, 21:36, archived)
# 12 year age difference between Ewan now and Alec then, it works out
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 29 May 2022, 21:51, archived)
# I have to wonder if some of the people confused by all this have ever seen a real person
in 10 years, someone can age as much as 10 years. with the length of his hair, it would only take 4-6 months to completely go grey
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:08, archived)
# A mate of mine went completely prematurely grey from none in less than a year
extreme stress plus a drug habit will do that
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 29 May 2022, 23:04, archived)
# Hooked on beard dye
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:42, archived)
# Suckage level: high
So in summary: my attempt at humour failed. :D
(TheFluffyOne, Mon 30 May 2022, 8:44, archived)
# It's certainly no "princess leia with the queen's face"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 30 May 2022, 10:20, archived)
# Fair.
(TheFluffyOne, Mon 30 May 2022, 15:02, archived)
# That was intended as praise btw
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 30 May 2022, 15:38, archived)
# :-D
(TheFluffyOne, Mon 30 May 2022, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JUBILEE

You probably haven't noticed but it's the Jubilee this week. So gif and photoshop the Queen, street parties, bunting, commemorative
plates, red white and blue sandwiches and whatever else you can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 29 May 2022, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 May 2022, 19:52, archived)
#

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Mon 30 May 2022, 13:29, archived)
# I will shop those jublees
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 May 2022, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] HRH gets ready for fly-by

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yohoo

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] So many images over the years of old lizard chops

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 May 2022, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 May 2022, 6:18, archived)
# Got to work off that breakfast somehow
(rogerzilla, Mon 30 May 2022, 7:05, archived)
# I remember thinking
'who is the dirtiest looking person that I could have fudging the queen?'
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 30 May 2022, 9:25, archived)
# so what you're saying is
don't bother coming back for a week or so
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:12, archived)
# Drowning, not waving
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:43, archived)
# Dieu à ma gauche
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 30 May 2022, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 29 May 2022, 16:00, archived)
# A welcome return
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 May 2022, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 29 May 2022, 16:32, archived)
# Knew that was you
long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 May 2022, 17:51, archived)
# :) evening
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 29 May 2022, 18:23, archived)
# Sandy Bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Sun 29 May 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Sgt.Sandy Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 29 May 2022, 18:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 May 2022, 19:52, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:35, archived)
# Always lovely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:34, archived)
# Yay hello
Nice return
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 30 May 2022, 5:10, archived)
# Alright proj :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:44, archived)
# Ning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 30 May 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Just reinterpreting another B3ta classic....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 29 May 2022, 11:41, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 28 May 2022, 22:44, archived)
# You wait. I have some real horror in the works
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 May 2022, 1:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 May 2022, 3:41, archived)
# Donna Trump looking marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 May 2022, 6:59, archived)
# Matt Lucas playing The Donald
(rogerzilla, Sun 29 May 2022, 7:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 May 2022, 19:18, archived)
# 1, 4 and 5 are cenobites
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 28 May 2022, 21:24, archived)
# The other 3 are Vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 0:11, archived)
# The post mofaha never did!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 May 2022, 1:12, archived)
# O___Obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 1:46, archived)
# Every time you spell my name right an angel get its wings :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:12, archived)
# Every time you spell it wrong a child dies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:14, archived)
#
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
nohaha nohaha nohahah nohaha nohaha nohaha nohaha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:27, archived)
# These fashions are rapidly unchanging in their popularity
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 May 2022, 1:24, archived)
# Fashion’s not dead…it just smells funny.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 1:48, archived)
# I’m pretty sure you smell of stale potato soup. It’s very unpleasant to be around. People probably call you ‘soupy’ behind your back. I’m pretty sure that’s true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:20, archived)
# ^None of the above
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:23, archived)
# YES HI IM KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:13, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:23, archived)
# HEY GUYS THIS REMINDS ME OF A JOKE I MADE SOME TIME AGO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:12, archived)
# Might make another one soon, or maybe repost the old one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:21, archived)
# No need.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:24, archived)
# Thank you for your support
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] In large, friendly letters
Embroidered on a pair of jeans that I wore when I was young and had hair and stuff.

(Gyck Ryder, Sat 28 May 2022, 0:47, archived)
# Considering the time it took to make this…it’s pretty fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 May 2022, 2:57, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 May 2022, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 May 2022, 22:17, archived)
#
"I'm trying to teach Brexit voters to play Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is 'ug' and they can't spell it."
(Great_Boo, Fri 27 May 2022, 22:45, archived)
# They knew “leave” well enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 28 May 2022, 2:26, archived)
# Did they know what it means?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 28 May 2022, 20:12, archived)
# I bet they know the words 'patronising cunt' though
They see it every time they look at you
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:14, archived)
# I bet they don't
But if you need me to explain it to you just ask!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 27 May 2022, 22:12, archived)
# I would put the D in that
Etc
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:19, archived)
# Naughty
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 28 May 2022, 18:36, archived)
# Done so long ago I forgot...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Do not panic or I will reiterate the point persistantly..
(CosmicPoop, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Grandad, oh Grandad, don’t panic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 May 2022, 17:48, archived)
# Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 May 2022, 22:02, archived)
# Looks just like a dude I know named Mike
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:07, archived)
# Hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Rophone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:27, archived)
# KYTV!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:08, archived)
# other side of the state, bub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2022, 12:19, archived)
# Oxsuker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:22, archived)
# Happy Caturday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2022, 14:04, archived)
# Break it down
RIP Crazy Legs
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:21, archived)
# Tune in at 11 for the full report

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:22, archived)
# Rocking the Mic
RIP Beatbox
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:24, archived)
# Better hurry home so you can watch it here, on NewsChannel 5

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:26, archived)
# Oh dear
RIP pedro
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:28, archived)
# im unkillable

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:42, archived)
# YAY
I was worried for a moment there
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:52, archived)
# Now I must go. My people need me....

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:52, archived)
# Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:46, archived)
# Happy birthday Christopher Lee, on this day which is your birthday, which is on May 27th.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:45, archived)
# Alright WobblyBloke
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:48, archived)
# Stripelee top
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 27 May 2022, 21:18, archived)
# -wobbly bloke
+anthonyb3ta70100
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:22, archived)
# Controversial
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 May 2022, 4:23, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 May 2022, 5:31, archived)

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