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(Bocboy, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 11:43, archived)
# Nice tag
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 11:55, archived)
# Bacliay
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 12:20, archived)
# To my old eyes, it looks like Bacbay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 13:18, archived)
# Dammit
I'm not changing my name again!
(Bocboy, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 13:25, archived)
# How about a different typeface on the tag, like maybe a nice Comic Sans
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 13:27, archived)
# The font-matching algorithm says otherwise
(Bocboy, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 13:35, archived)
# Which one did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 13:43, archived)
# WHICH FONT DID YOU USE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 15:03, archived)
# TELL ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 15:03, archived)
# The worst one
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 20:11, archived)
# ANGRY DOG AIDS THE WORST KIND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 20:51, archived)
# I read Bocboy
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 16:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 17:11, archived)
# Excellent work, Bacbay,
or is it Bocboy? Boards of Canada fanboy?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:09, archived)
# or a £100,000 job at the Foreign Office
(rogerzilla, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:44, archived)
# An Oldie
youtu.be/TrFkcDhfsYE
(gijoel, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 15:12, archived)
# Tale as old as time
(Bocboy, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 17:19, archived)
# Or get your IG account unbanned
boingboing.net/2022/07/02/locked-out-of-instagram-an-onlyfans-creator-shares-her-daring-hack.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Freddie Mercury, Gran Canaria, 1981...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 11:39, archived)
# Tub boy?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Brewdog have got one of those 'design your own can' webapps
Not actually getting any, especially since it's four times the usual price and they're all Punk IPA, but it's fun to play with...


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(merkinhead poos sideways, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 1:28, archived)
# Oh joy, another "I hate the Tories" post on B3ta(!)
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 8:13, archived)
# Leftist woke coffee drinking electric car loving advocado toast eating LGBTQ child molestors
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 3 Jul 2022, 8:27, archived)
# +, assemble!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 8:51, archived)
# I don't actually like coffee, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 11:17, archived)
# You misunderstand...
it's the children you molest who are "coffee drinking electric car loving &c."...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, a relatively new development.
previously political comment seemed largely silly and piss-taking, rather than seriously venomous. I think it has to be basically funny, as a starting criterion.
(davyclam, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 12:57, archived)
# I agree. I actually deleted a post recently because it didn't contain enough funny.
...Not my fault though. The current cabinet are seemingly experts at making me ejaculate venom.
(Blobby blobby, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 18:53, archived)
# erm have you Seen b3ta?
I logged on today exactly because I knew this was where the best political vitriol was to be found. I've been doing that since about 2002.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 0:22, archived)
# it's crazy, huh?
You'd think that after relentless increases in fascist policies combined with flagrant abuses of power, the members of b3ta would just be able to lol along. rather than having any sort of genuine umbrage about it.

Weird.
(piss and shit, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Tbh it was meant as more of a satire on craft beer branding...
...than any hard-hitting political commentary. I'll happily take the piss out of all the parties, but this lot *have* been in power for 12y.
(merkinhead poos sideways, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:15, archived)
# You don't need to justify yourself to RWA trolls.
You're upsetting the right people. Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:28, archived)
# Leave the tories alone you monster!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 23:24, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 23:53, archived)
# She gave me the crabs.
(davyclam, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 12:58, archived)
# r u disapppoint?

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(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:02, archived)
# I didnt this
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:15, archived)
# DinoGorn
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:19, archived)
# please do NOT "like" this! it's shit
the new Gorn, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:21, archived)
# P.S. if this gets an FP I will commit seppuku on the YouB3ta live stream!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:23, archived)
# Taking screenshot just in case and you ninjaedit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah, and the whole spit thing is just silly.
That guy was my favourite character too. Boo.
And things were going so well.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 0:35, archived)
# The poor thing
has bitten through its own face.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:26, archived)
# It's like when they changed Lucy on Neighbours
But 100x worse
(rogerzilla, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 7:03, archived)
# Remember when she went blind?
And then her vision came back but she kept pretending for the attention.

Didn't she also have some sort of racist psychic phenomenon wrt the bones of 'abbos' in the Lassiters pond? I might have her confused with another awful female character.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:13, archived)
# Dunno, but they did the same to Josie Jump in Balamory
And no Brexiters noticed
(rogerzilla, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 14:47, archived)
# Just leaving this very important work here:

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 21:39, archived)
# gorn in the mind
gone with the wind / born in the wild
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 20:18, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Saw him back stage last night...
Didn't look too bad, but the night was still young...plenty of time to rinse the speedballs and then have a massive breakie...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:18, archived)
# It's funny because Wellingborough is exactly that
(rogerzilla, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 7:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "Yay! Time to play 'Hide The Sausage'!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 20:13, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 20:35, archived)
# Oh Pedro....
...it's 'Eee Heeee!'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 20:51, archived)
# No...that's ignorant.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 21:24, archived)
#
The bare bottom necessities indeed.
(Great_Boo, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 21:38, archived)
# O_Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:02, archived)
# They all appear to be anticipating where he's going to attempt to hide the sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:20, archived)
# Somewhere in the gates of Neverland.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 22:47, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Cha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Billie (on) Holiday
Because she wants to
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] No sea but she loves the lawnmower museum, does Kylie.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 1:34, archived)
# BOGO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 4:28, archived)
#
Bloody hell
(JauntyArt, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 12:20, archived)
# Gorns ripped my flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 13:30, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 13:57, archived)
# I posted a "new Gorn" screenshot last night but then deleted it
it was too spoilery
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 13:56, archived)
# If you're worried about spoiling new Star Trek, relax, it's all terrible and nobody is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 15:56, archived)
# Deleted posts kill kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 17:18, archived)
# will someone post something decent to push this down the board?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 18:19, archived)
# What couldn't be arsed algorithm did u use?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 19:22, archived)
# JOX R BTR THN TECNQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 19:23, archived)
# Might post something l8r
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Earlydoors

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 0:17, archived)
#
This song is now so indelibly associated with Apocalypse Now that it's difficult to fit the Krankies in. Or maybe not:
Lost in a Krankie wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain
(Southend. Shit. I'm still only in Southend. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the jungle,,,)
(Great_Boo, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 0:42, archived)
# Krankie don’t surf
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 2:29, archived)
# I love the smell of Krankie swinging in the mornings
Smells like... Spunk and sex
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Having a lovely time, actually.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Ķ̴̖̻͊̔͐ͅe̶̡̡̠̯̖͇̍̒̑́̏̈́̊̕̕̚ͅn̸̨̛̳̗͙͔̾̐̾͑
..................
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 20:40, archived)
# I can't stop Gornken at this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Jul 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 0:36, archived)
# a sucker is gorn every minute
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 1:26, archived)
# Lou Ferrigno is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 23:00, archived)
# *coff*Lou Ferrigorn*coff*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 17:36, archived)
# did you see the new gorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 23:00, archived)
# A new Gorn? Aye right, I wasn't gorn yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 23:16, archived)
# *SPASMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Mike Oldfield. Majorca, 1973...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 19:29, archived)
# This is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Jul 2022, 19:41, archived)
# clever stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Splendid!
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 20:52, archived)
# Wow!
Thanks all!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 22:29, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 12:13, archived)
# Tubular!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 17:33, archived)
# That Private Eye story in full, by CrAIyon
Still trying to bend CrAIyon to my will. Here's an attempt at a four-frame toon illustrating the BJ BJ story. Images were sharpened with the AI app EnhanceFox and I used the Google Photos 'smart eraser' to get rid of an unwanted, amorphous, AI-produced blob in the top-left frame.


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(merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 17:39, archived)
# This is what they look like when they turn off the perception filters in Downing Street
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 17:57, archived)
#
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 20:58, archived)
# I'm all out of irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Jul 2022, 15:58, archived)
#
Nice cut arm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:19, archived)
# Oh yeah
Fixed 😀
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:27, archived)
# I don’t like it now.
Fat ugly girls are not to my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 21:19, archived)
# what arm-wrestler-matching algorithm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:36, archived)
# I was distracted by her boobs
There I said it
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:42, archived)
# LOL nice
what forehead-skidmark matching algorithm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Haha checkmate
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:50, archived)
# oof
Stings just looking at it
(rogerzilla, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Stewart Copeland's gone to fetch some after sun
(piss and shit, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 18:48, archived)
# Summers got a lot to answer for
(rogerzilla, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 19:14, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 0:37, archived)
# Chin game is strong
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A nice Sunday morning flight
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 13:12, archived)
# a bit shit, but
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:42, archived)
# LOAP
Could start a new trend
(rogerzilla, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 16:59, archived)
# It could get tiresome
Sooner or later someone will have enough of this motherfucking Lionel on this motherfucking plane
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 19:38, archived)
# Rubbish! It's a sleeper flight
Been flying 'All Night Long'
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 2 Jul 2022, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Beyonky

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 11:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Run The Jews
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Jul 2022, 11:29, archived)

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