Sorry Lieutenant, I'm gonna need your gun, your badge, & your drawing tablet.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:17,
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I think it's one of those things what activates the mind control in Pfizer microchips
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:20,
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Oh, it’s one of those Bill gates I’ve read about!! I wondered what they looked like. Alt; remember Oblivion?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:36,
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It looks like you're sacrificing a virgin to the Pagan Gods.Would you like help?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:38,
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Brings whole new meanings to "fly fishing" and "French polish"
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 11:12,
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I'm now imagining J.R. Hartley climaxing as he announces "My name? It's J.R. Hartley!" to a phone sex line.Thanks for that.
(,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 11:40,
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Not sure why:The pages of the Yellow Pages are not yellow
The pages of the Yellow Pages contain full colour photos of Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris
You think there would be some 21st century handheld device functionality to a stack of discoloured paper in the 1970s
You think there would be anything more than the tinder company's phone number in the Yellow Pages
Apart than that, this is great.
(The pages of the Yellow Pages contain full colour photos of Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris
You think there would be some 21st century handheld device functionality to a stack of discoloured paper in the 1970s
You think there would be anything more than the tinder company's phone number in the Yellow Pages
Apart than that, this is great.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:34,
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Good to see Bob Geldof's still working.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 16:59,
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He thinks it's still Christmas Time PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:18,
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The current nomenclature is "neuro diverse". Logic is a throwback to before the post-truth age.
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:55,
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I'm not mad, the pages of the Yellow Pages were yellow with monochrome print:(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:11,
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tinderyellowpages?Or swipe right?
I don't think either of those offer a clue to answering any of my important questions.
(I don't think either of those offer a clue to answering any of my important questions.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:51,
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I'm not sure you understand how words work.
(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:07,
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I have done 7 things today.8 if you include massive drugs.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:51,
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No, wait, I also ate lunch and had a shit, so that's TEN things I've done today.So ner.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:52,
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Wow…impressive…Your user name would suggest that you’re just a wanker.
But no…you got a lot going on there.
(But no…you got a lot going on there.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 18:14,
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If you type in 'Zebedee' it switches to night mode.Boiiiinnnngggg!
(,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 9:53,
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Just what we don’t need at b3ta. Old gross ‘ladies’.I demand more cute young girls!
Jusssayin
(Jusssayin
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:25,
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(NSFW NSFW) Here u go, bud! (NSFW NSFW) bud! (NSFW NSFW)i.imgur.com/zGvmS3w.jpg
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:44,
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Good heavens! I don't know where to start with this one.....
(
Chumps 👀,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:48,
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IT WASN'T FOR YOU TO SEE!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 15:00,
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Oh;Okie dokie
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 15:05,
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Don't tell me noone else here has tried putting goatse through it(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 0:09,
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I've not.I'm utterly done with this AI art fad now.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:27,
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Yeah, soz.I'll be more interested when it arrives in the form of useful image manipulation tools. I'd like more involvement in the process, so you're not just typing a thing and clicking a button. I'd be interested in having gimp tools with user defined arbitrary/concept-specific controls, for sure.
E.g. being able to select a region and having your AI tool fill it with sausages/spiders/sausage spiders/spider sausages, or to give it a specific texture or pattern, then to be able to access controls for the conceptual variables (spider type, sausage type, size, how well cooked, regularity, distribution, etc) as well as the artistic style.
(E.g. being able to select a region and having your AI tool fill it with sausages/spiders/sausage spiders/spider sausages, or to give it a specific texture or pattern, then to be able to access controls for the conceptual variables (spider type, sausage type, size, how well cooked, regularity, distribution, etc) as well as the artistic style.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 21:36,
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Right…right………or,……you could just photoshop it.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 31 Aug 2022, 1:43,
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skinflute lolz
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 23:55,
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I smell shitI smell poo
who did it
was it you
(who did it
was it you
broadsword now that's fresh,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:00,
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You’ve somehow made him look less of a cunt. I don’t know how to feel about it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:19,
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AI art is fun, but don't let it cheapen the work of talented artists
(,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 16:17,
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Damn that mouth!So seductive and scary at the same time.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:33,
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nah,Cheggers Pays P&P
(
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 20:15,
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A happier time, long before the Clive Anderson incident
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 30 Aug 2022, 11:51,
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RPM is shite, give it up. give it up.
Sauce: i.imgur.com/QgEpfWe.jpg
(Sauce: i.imgur.com/QgEpfWe.jpg
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 14:20,
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Them's was the rulesSeemingly these days its all manscaping and waxing and stuff. I fear for mankind.
(
TBL I posted this on,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 21:25,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: 70s Internet"){kind=small}
I mean, if we'd had internets in the 70s we'd've had games, right?What else are the internets for?
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Sun 28 Aug 2022, 23:24,
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a pre cursor to the manic miner strikes of the 1980s and jet set yuppies
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 28 Aug 2022, 23:27,
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FP \o/...(took an hour to load though)...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 28 Aug 2022, 21:08,
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Pedro's forgotten to put his teeth in again.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 12:46,
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Perhaps he removed them to go peter puffing with some urban outdoorsmen mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:31,
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HOW DARE YOU?!?I leave my teeth in for that
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:49,
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Who is this gentleman?Most of the time he looks like he should be a lifestyle guru on daytime TV, specialising in herbal remedies for application by Murphy Drip. Here he looks like a loved-up John Thaw.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Sun 28 Aug 2022, 23:30,
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It is said to be Pedro.I made this face swap thing what mr horrible has used though, the head belongs to Brian Sewell.
And the painting behind him is of Alex Jones rimming Oliver Stone.
(And the painting behind him is of Alex Jones rimming Oliver Stone.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 16:45,
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Thank you.You made all the world's knowledge enter my brain simultaneously.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 21:16,
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SCHTLURSHPPP, That corn was fabulous, Gertrude!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 14:58,
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it gets worse ...I mean, I can make it worse (better) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:26,
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That's great!You know me/ I mean, I won't post anything ever if I feel like you wouldn't approve.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:29,
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You're like a Father to me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:30,
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Look I’m literally just a confused teen and this feels inappropriate mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:35,
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We can go slow. I'll respect you in the morning. In fact, I'll respect you even more. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:35,
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Might post some pics later, any request for a subject? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:40,
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You, but as a bunny with human tits. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:41,
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Thanks. I have to show you something & I hope it doesn't upset you...(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:47,
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....a nice fluffy soft pink bunny PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:44,
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but no hair on the boobs please! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 16:37,
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This is the most Jonathan King thing on b3ta since Jonathan King
(,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 8:47,
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How dairy you!Never try to upstage the great Dark Side Of The Meat!
I’m sure it will be hanging in a museum one day.
(I’m sure it will be hanging in a museum one day.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 14:33,
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I’ve been mad (for meat) for fuckin years mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:26,
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B3ta is really taking this IC seriously...
How long was it down?
The beter database don't impress me much.Happy birthday Shania for today, 28th August which is your birthday which is on August 28th.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 28 Aug 2022, 20:36,
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AMAZINGLY GROOVY FULLY ANIMATED DANCING BABY!Requires the latest edition of Arpanet Explorer.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 19:37,
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I considered having it print out each frame line by linebut there are 76 frames or so, it would have taken hours.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 20:43,
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These are good and you should feel good. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 21:46,
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LOL NEAT!but wheres the fire? :(
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 17:26,
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It's just OKBut way better than his normal stuff
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 18:25,
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This is very good atomic, well done. Really good work. Nice. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 18:15,
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Oh look everybody.....I got mofaha's approval and praise....FP ME NOW!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 18:52,
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You could add a joke to it if you wanted. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 18:16,
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This is bad and you should feel bad. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 19:40,
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JABBERWOC told me to post this here -- Inside Lando Calrissian's crapper
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 16:36,
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You RUINED it!! 😭
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 18:06,
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Hard to shit with a guilty conscience....isn't it!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 18:46,
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I did naht freeze him, I did naahhht!Oh hai Darth!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 19:18,
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Cha!...Oh...I did not know Darth Vader was in this very room that I led you to.......SOZ!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 20:11,
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.
Was it the one with the double barrelled name ?
(Uptodi-Wrist)?
.
(Was it the one with the double barrelled name ?
(Uptodi-Wrist)?
.
paranoiaman,
Sat 27 Aug 2022, 16:35,
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