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[challenge entry]
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# haha
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 16:23, archived)
# wolver
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# fab
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 18:54, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up rissing.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 19:00, archived)
# There's a village on the Severn called Hampton Loade
I am not attempting that
(, Sat 1 Apr 2023, 20:36, archived)
#
IDGI
can your please explain?
(, Sat 1 Apr 2023, 23:28, archived)
# It's yer actual cockernee rhyming slang innit.
Dick van Dyke and chimney sweeps and all that.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# lol
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Soon
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 12:59, archived)
# Sweaty Dreams
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:02, archived)
# Oh joy, rape jokes.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:55, archived)
# It's okay when it's someone you don't like.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:16, archived)
# b3ta hivemind: "How dare you sully our puerile digital arts community!"
(sharpens pitchforks)
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:46, archived)
# Get fucked. Trump would be spunking uncontrollably before the tip was even in.
Don't tell me that bloke hasn't got some seriously repressed homoerotic urges.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 16:53, archived)
# in fairness, he's not the one posting gay wank fantasies here
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 17:29, archived)
# Finally, a new qotw
Only took 7 years
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 17:51, archived)
# you should do some smoke coming out of his ears, guaranteed fp
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:21, archived)
# I did a trump image that got FP. It haunted my profile for ages :(
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:27, archived)
# Edit the img src, like I've done
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:28, archived)
#
This is the way.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:52, archived)
# That's a good idea, I could pretend all my FPs are Gregg Wallace/Yoda faceswaps.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 16:26, archived)
# Better still, you could pretend all your FPs are the exact same Gregg Wallace/Yoda faceswap
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 17:31, archived)
# All users should do this
Quick minipoll to choose the one image that everyone fills their profile with?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 17:53, archived)
# Gorns
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 18:49, archived)
# Okay done
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 18:53, archived)
# Sterling work, I'm afk but will do similar when I can be arsed.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 19:53, archived)
# bit s4rky m8
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 23:04, archived)
# Wrong way
around
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bwaaark!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 11:48, archived)
# Hen! Hen! Like a bird's wing!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# I love Ledgerjoker Wigship, great restaurants
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 10:09, archived)
# Your chances of finding a hair in your food are 100%
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 10:16, archived)
# Shipping costs are hair raising
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 11:47, archived)
# Delivery better arrive on time or there'll be hell toupee
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:28, archived)
# No need to flip your wig over some hair pieces.
Something to comb over.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:42, archived)
# What exactly is going on hair?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:00, archived)
# It's a shared hair-based psychosis, aka Follicle à deux
No idea about its roots. Could be natural. Nobody's dyed from it yet though.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:40, archived)
# My goodness
The utter barbery.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 14:52, archived)
# Maybe our dry wit is making people wish we'd flyaway.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:12, archived)
# Probably
Personally I think our conversation is head and shoulders above what we have seen recently.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:15, archived)
# And all for free, no need for ticket scalpers
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah but it’s a close shave with the mods breathing down your neck.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *whinnies*
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# I didn't know Knob Jockey was a place
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] Really no thought gone into this...
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# There once was a wheat field ghost....
wait
what?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 2:09, archived)
# Excellent chef
outstanding in his field
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[challenge entry]
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# This looks like defeat.
We're not gonna see you for a week now, are we? :(
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 1:42, archived)
# I think I'll go and watch paint dry.
More interesting.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 1:48, archived)
# We'll figure something out for you to do around here,hun
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#
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# :D
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#
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# Pffffffffffffffttttttttt!
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# -r
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#
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# Morning Sir…Happy FUCKLIFT FRIDAY! \o/

(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 12:15, archived)
# What the shitter is a 'Fucklift'?
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#
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# This is a fuck of love!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:28, archived)
# Stand by for action
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# Whoa!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 16:07, archived)
# The toilets in /talk need cleaning
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 10:10, archived)
# Not again!

(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 12:17, archived)
# Mah mop!
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#
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# Blackwall tunnel?
Where's Wile E. Coyote?
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#
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# XD XD XD
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - LITERAL PLACES

Turn a location name in to a picture, show us your literal places!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] P
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 22:29, archived)
# Will rob hammer smith?
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[challenge entry]

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# Now do:
London
Londoff
Taunton
Tauntoff
etc etc…
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[challenge entry] Careful

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# :)
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# What's with the sliced chicken though?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 2:03, archived)
# I think I'm starting to understand why everyone hates you
;)
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 2:18, archived)
# I don’t hate him.
I just want to know why sliced chicken has a yellow thing lodged inside.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:44, archived)
# I don't hate him either (her? zhe?)
I'm just pulling its leg
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 13:51, archived)
# That isn't its leg...
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# 😅😮😳
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:05, archived)
# That's actually the potty tentacle.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:35, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:36, archived)
# kyiv
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# COME ON!!!
new-image-what
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 16:14, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE : Insert Politics and Star Wars stuff into Album Covers and Movie Posters
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 17:24, archived)
# alright, "God"
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 17:25, archived)
# New Image Challenge: Steal idea from atomic, but don’t FP his original idea.
Fucking GO!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 18:08, archived)
# What was your idea again?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 20:06, archived)
# Make b3ta Great Again

(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 20:37, archived)
# I don't remember this Pink Floyd LP
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 1:43, archived)
# It's called "That's No Dark Side Of The Meat!"
Great album!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 2:07, archived)
# What if Hitler had been a nun?
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# GOLD!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 2:07, archived)
# I'm sorry I've ai'd a joke
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 18:16, archived)
# What did the robot say to a human?
“Fuck you!”
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 20:40, archived)
# PornHub search history is showing again
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 22:13, archived)
#
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# What if Paul O' Grady was a Micro Cassette Robot Jaguar?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 18:57, archived)
# Why does he get to be mini cat?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 19:06, archived)
# Trump with smoke coming out of his ears on the cover of Wish You Were Here
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 20:10, archived)
# holding a fucking lightsaber
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#
-smoke
+fire
=Gold!
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#
-ears
+arse
= did happen!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 21:41, archived)
# Four Trumps crossing Abbey Road
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# with a trumpety trump
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 22:10, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE. Toap a Pulp Fiction gif. SB wins :D
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 18:10, archived)
# Well, that was easy. What should we do for the rest of the week?
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#
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# oh so thats you!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 19:19, archived)
# I'm the yellow one
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 19:26, archived)
# Here I come, rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, tougher than leather
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 19:31, archived)
# #keitharsewank
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[challenge entry] Have a late TOAP with bad font matching.
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# A promising career in toothpaste commercials
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# dick & con=dom
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# Very good
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# Uhura: "OK, who cut the cheese in here?"
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# Where's Luke?
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# didn't exist yet
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#
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# Cut the cheese!
Is this a drug reference?
asking for a friend.
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[challenge entry]
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# :D

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# haha plain clothes defective even :D
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# columboris surely
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# not even in my top 10 clouds
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# *insert Nimbus/NIMBY joke here*
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# surely is Shirley
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 14:34, archived)
# The flying elephant?
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# #keitharsewank
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# bollocks
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 22:41, archived)
# Looks like Bristol Carnival in the 90s
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#
Member Activity by Dick Swett
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# + dikshit + dickwad = mudhoney, you taught me that!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 2:16, archived)
# Gedam it!
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# It's funny because he's really quite small!
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# I was about to ask what height-matching algorithm was used
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[challenge entry]

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# is this the new Gornan O'Brian? cos it's missing the hairdo
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 21:33, archived)
# Quality neckwear and the hairpiece ... *chef's kiss*
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 22:10, archived)
# This is great!
I don't know why everyone hates you.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 22:15, archived)
# LOL
Thanks, I needed that.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 23:28, archived)
# I hate Pedro if it helps?
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#



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# hahahaha it's the middle one
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 2:19, archived)
# you fancy her?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 3:18, archived)
# click it, go on!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 3:22, archived)
# now i'm crylaughing like the emoji guy
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 3:24, archived)
# Best post ever right here --->
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# sfc
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# DAMN YOU TO HELL, PEDRO.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:04, archived)
# 😍🥰❣️
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 15:05, archived)
# Waiting for him to try on those glasses. /o-o/
Cha!
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#
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# how come the glasses do not fall off? are they stuck in the earholes?
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# I don't make the rules man
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# They're ergornomic.
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# ARF!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 19:07, archived)
# Resizing cunt
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#
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# Nostrils for eyes.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 3:01, archived)
# That doesn't sound like a fair trade
I would like to keep my eyes, thank you
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 11:48, archived)
# AI tends to misrepresent gorn nostrils as eyes is what I'm saying.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 17:57, archived)
# When I got a new TV in 2014,
one of the first things I gawped at in disbelief upon seeing it in high definition for the first time was the thing on top of Andrew Neil's head.

I had a similar experience when watching Beneath the Planet of the Apes on blu-ray, and Charlton Heston's wig was less convincing than the ape make-up by an order of magnitude.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 8:38, archived)
# Local elections are coming
Vote Gorn for one-world reptilian government and an end to wars
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever you call....this.

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# and a reply because it's film, not TV
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 12:23, archived)
# And another
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 12:25, archived)
# They said this was the wrong time to give up the glue, I said are you kidding me, I like the glue... because we like the glue don't we folks
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 12:28, archived)
# Fake Glues! Sad!
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 12:47, archived)
# They said to me, Donnie, the glue they said, can you believe this? the glue. you couldn't make it up
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 13:26, archived)
# I see the glue that knocks it out in a minute, one minute.
And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a pasting? As you see, it glues in the lungs, it does a tremendous glueing on the lungs, so it would be interesting to stick that.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 13:45, archived)
#
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# That's great!
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 23:35, archived)
# Eyebrow much?
Fucking hell.
She must have a huge bush.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 13:52, archived)
# Fingers crossed.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 14:04, archived)
# Ha, as if mogg has any kind of character arc.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 13:11, archived)
# nicely mogged :)
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 13:11, archived)
# Breaking Cad
(, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 13:41, archived)
# Finally, he woke up
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#
"Say my name, pleb. Say my name"
(, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 10:05, archived)
# Breaking Cad?
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[challenge entry]
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# :D 'chartbound'
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# Another fine post
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