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[challenge entry] "I'm innocent - someone must've spiked the boar!"
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:46, archived)
# ha
I've heard Oblelix has appealed
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:20, archived)
# Cacofonix is bard
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)
# ACTUALLY
The story (set in 50BC) made it quite clear that artificial stimulants, in particular the Magic Potion, were strictly prohibited, and as such Obelix wasn't allowed to compete. The Romans, however, DID take the Potion, were found out and disqualified. Thus, Asterix won the 24-Stadia race fair and square. Le Monde is full of shit and should apologize.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:02, archived)
# Mr Pedantic!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 23:10, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:02, archived)
# most excellent
(, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:25, archived)
# Brainfart successfully excreted.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:37, archived)
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(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 16:06, archived)
# Are they having a laugh?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 17:42, archived)
# Your posts remind me of the late noughties, when everyone was encouraged to tag their pictures
before most people realised what a pointless exercise that was.

edit: genuinely not meant as a dig, just nostalgia.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 18:36, archived)
# none taken.. i forget to use tags even on other places.. old habits etc
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] une Gauloise, pour vous?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)
# Is that after the 200m Shrug&Bof?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 0:05, archived)
# during
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 17:52, archived)
#

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(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this dressage??

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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 21:27, archived)
# something like that
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:02, archived)
# It's what you don't see
That makes it sexy
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The Paris Olympic Committee soon regretted their choice of local parallel bars 'expert' adviser

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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 20:16, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "The Feast of the B3tans", by Jan van Bijlert

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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:30, archived)
# but it's not for ladies :(
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Jules et Win
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:38, archived)
# someone stole their bikes
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:03, archived)
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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The spectacular opening ceremony was a tribute to French culture
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] (image inspired by a Twitter thread I did on the night without actually watching the ceremony, so I assumed it would be in a stadium)
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
# If they don't take 3 hours to turn over the pens then it would be an improvement
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:09, archived)
# needs more flick knives
and smutty playing cards
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:48, archived)
# and bangers, lots of bangers
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:52, archived)
#

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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:10, archived)
# I approve of this fellow's selfless behaviour, bravely shielding the police from a number of projectiles using his most sensitive bits
(, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:21, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PARIS 2024 OLYMPICS


Swimming! Badmington! Horse Dancing! It's Olympics time again, so let's Photoshop all the fun from France.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:09, archived)
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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:13, archived)
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(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:15, archived)
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(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 8:20, archived)
# Huw'll be back
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:36, archived)
# On GB News
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:56, archived)
# I would post this on /links,
but I don't want to get involved in any of their discussions about this or any other subject.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:00, archived)
# Like what other subjects?
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:30, archived)
# Literally any other subject.
N.B. this only applies to /links, on the basis that some tiresome incel will whack you with a wall of text spelling out their opinion.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:31, archived)
#
Lorem ipsum dolor The BBC sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras libero massa, fermentum ut rhoncus lobortis, Owen Jones pellentesque vel nunc. Mauris dolor leo, porta vitae odio at, pellentesque viverra Gary Lineker purus. Curabitur gravida sed the woke brigade diam quis congue. Nunc nisl est, varius eget ultricies et, malesuada eget nisi. Etiam eget efficitur nisi. Islam Sed suscipit lectus augue, vitae sollicitudin nisl vestibulum et. Curabitur an article by Toby Young finibus tortor. Integer imperdiet ex urna, et lobortis neque facilisis quis. Brexit.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:42, archived)
# *lacessit margaritas*
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:55, archived)
# bloody greeks
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:03, archived)
# If you glance at the insane headlines at order-order.com
you don't have to read any of the fashy cunts regurgitating them on links.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:11, archived)
# I've just seen one of them calling out nonce-apologism in the same thread as saying that some 15 year-olds are "ripe for plucking".
You Couldn't Make It Up!
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:43, archived)
# ' I don't want to get involved in any of their discussions about this or any other subject.'
genuinely thought that was a reference to brb and then you responded to him

lol
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
# To be fair, "tiresome incel" hardly narrows it down on /links
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:24, archived)
# Hey look he replied to you too.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 21:18, archived)
# Summer hols at Blackpool again this year?

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(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:24, archived)
# Yay I love Giant Baba
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)
# so many good details
pubic hair smoke is my fave
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:58, archived)
# I always assumed he was a cockney black cab driver who would holiday in Benny if he’d not been banned from flying on Ryanair.
The details just fell into place
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 20:52, archived)
# top comb over
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 22:02, archived)
# Nce cigar work
I see what you did there ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 0:33, archived)
# Goldie lookin' chain, proper chav dad
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 7:03, archived)
# Aunt Flo has let herself go.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 22:13, archived)
# Oi, I don't smoke
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 23:01, archived)
# That Huw Edwards has let himeself go.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:07, archived)
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(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 18:01, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 5:55, archived)
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(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 16:48, archived)
# You'll give atomic ideas
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:53, archived)
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(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 16:47, archived)
# Weirdly very fitting
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:56, archived)
# they thought it was a public urinal
won't get fooled again
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Wishing Kate Bush a very happy birthday
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 14:39, archived)
# she isn't real, you know that right?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 15:24, archived)
# Kate Bush?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:40, archived)
# not. real.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 11:23, archived)

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