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# I think his croissant is frozen

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(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 11:38, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 12:07, archived)
# oh dear
:)
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:26, archived)
# Long is the road
that out of the setup leads to the lols
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 16:25, archived)
# Arf
Great stuff. wouldn't even be out of place in a Michael Caine film
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:24, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 19:00, archived)
#
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# A Classic
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:09, archived)
# He'll piss his leather pants when Donnie comes knockin' !
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:37, archived)
# Is your croissant frozen, dear?
No, that's my finger
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 21:05, archived)
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I was going to fake up a film called 'Silent But Deadly' but found a few actually exist. one involving farts. another involving mimes lol
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 21:09, archived)
# I was going to try to do something with Thunderpants for this and the last IC
but it's a bit like putting a hat on a hat on the nose.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] With apologies for the American spelling and vague chemistry
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] SOLENT BROWN IS POOPLE
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 17:40, archived)
# Pee-on-the-Solent
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] It only takes one witness to spoil the perfect crime.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The Vinegar Bus Is Coming.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] edit: improved the text!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 22:47, archived)
# tee hee
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 23:01, archived)
#
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# fuck
(, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 19:01, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] it's brain fart o'clock.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] the man who made a monster...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:51, archived)
# The Pride Of Frankenstein's Last Shit
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# "On a scale of one to ten, how stinky is it?"
"It's a fiiiiive!"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] That's Sunday afternoons telly sorted
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 10:43, archived)
# Also the sequel
Farts, ten, from Navarone
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 23:25, archived)
#


i tried to make this work by sticking an arse on the lancaster, didn't work at all. should have done that before spending time on the text lol

"Turds away!"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 11:43, archived)
# It sounds like a plausible name for a porn movie
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)
# Well it does have a rear gunner...
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 18:03, archived)
# Another year wasted in this crazy place...

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(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 0:56, archived)
# Many happy retards!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 1:13, archived)
# 23 years?!? No biggie. I got t-shirts older than that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 1:56, archived)
# hEAVENS TO BETSY!!
Happy Candles.

(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 7:37, archived)
# Merry Candlemas
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 10:23, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:03, archived)
# You're on fire !!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:58, archived)
# Blowing your own horn again…eh?!
\o/ iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)
# No tubas this time...
I grow old and photochop for iPad really sucks! Getting anything animated is just not worth the effort.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 3:55, archived)
# -photochop for
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:42, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 20:16, archived)
# super candles display have great one
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Smellicle songs for smellicle scats


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# Tubgriselda
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# Tubcats!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 7:43, archived)
# We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully shitty
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 23:53, archived)
# Mungojobbie and Bumholeteazer
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:49, archived)
# Aww, Tubgirl. Takes me back.
Meeemoriiiieeees...
(, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 8:16, archived)
# I hate musical theatre, but here's one I also wouldn't go and see.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 19:33, archived)
#

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# there's some lovely little details in there it's easy to miss
In mine the teeth were original 'Berry Yellow'.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] GOATSE WARNING: DO NOT LOOK IF YOU MIGHT GET UPSET
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 20:16, archived)
# now THAT'S a Prince Albert
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm. Fishy.

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(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 16:07, archived)
# That'll ferment unrest
I've seen that in supermarkets up north. Cans should NOT bulge disconcertingly.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly the smelliest film? Is it a euphemism? Glass Slipper
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 15:30, archived)
# Made the original over 2 months ago and forgot it until now (my 20th b3Ta Day)

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(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 14:25, archived)
# Arse like a pot of Marmite
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Filmed up the OXO Tower...
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# yuck
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 14:32, archived)
# Top marks for twisting those letters right
but marks off for your weak historical French Astronomical nomenclature game.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Call that a smelly plant?

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(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:09, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The hills are alive
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] sanchez
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# nice dirty sanchez
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:08, archived)
# Poolin Pooge
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:45, archived)
# nice, have a repost
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:13, archived)
# I can hear Humphrey Lyttleton now...
... and this week's prize is sure to delight every bovine emetophile. It's the sound of moo-sick
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:25, archived)
#

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[challenge entry]


now thats a search i never want to have to repeat
(, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 21:19, archived)
# The lumpytesticle doth protest too much, methinks.
Clicked anyway, despite the notgays.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 23:07, archived)
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honestly i didn't think a man could bend into those positions :(
(, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 23:13, archived)
# you'd never have survived
when goatse ruled the board
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 23:15, archived)
#
lol whole pub looked over at me when i went HA! at this

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, her ass backs into mine"

both of these remind me of the ass-o-tron!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 0:19, archived)
# The 1940s version
Of that Viz photo (in every issue) where the guy is kissing the girl's arse
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 8:59, archived)
# AKA that picture of that bloke kissing that girl's arse
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 14:20, archived)
# That's the badger
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 18:21, archived)
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How much research did it take to find just the right ass shot?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:52, archived)
# I just used a selfie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 0:45, archived)

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