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(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] the dibnah steam toothbrush

pea from ages ago.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 0:53, archived)
# Sold to Oral B for 100K in 1982 and then buried in favour of 'Big Battery'
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:50, archived)
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# Right yeah we put a flat cap on everything and it's consistently hilarious every time.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:14, archived)
# This long and still no flat-capped Devo with Whippet
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 1:01, archived)
# I have a gut feeling it won't be long
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:32, archived)
# "This one's a killer."║Hitler Pudding Festival Loughborough 2027║Tickets available NOW ║ https://HPFL27.pud27.festival

Featuring pre-recorded sets by:

Q-Tip
Mastodon
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Scan the QR code for 20% OFF an official Hitler Pudding Festival leaflet

The Ventures of Little Jonny Kanickers
(Adventure Book coming soon for 19:07)

Exclusive Interview with Manly P. Hall
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)
# Behold, it is I, Little Jonny Kanickers, would you like to play a game?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:07, archived)
# You play Little Jonny Kanickers' game but you wish you'd Juiced Your Javierl.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:23, archived)
# Because you're a complete an utter cunt you set fire to Little Jonny Kanickers' balls.
Jonny's balls are on fire, what do you do?

Laugh
Furiously jack off.
Call the paramedics
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:24, archived)
# You call the paramedics, a man named Aaron asks you how long Little Jonny Kanickers balls have been on fire.
I'm not sure, I just got here.
About an hour.
Ask Aaron if he's a Christian.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:51, archived)
# You juice your Javierl, because that's how you role, fuck the Hovriels.
The Hovriels have initaited an attack upon Changis.

What do you do?

Wait it out
Read the scriptures
Furiously jack off
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:25, archived)
# You furoiusly jack off, this brings you little relief.
Your thoughts dwell upon:

Food
Sex
More Games
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 20:07, archived)
# Interview with Manly P. Hall (So baby come light me up)


(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 20:20, archived)
# Careful, there's folk that'll 'ang those blighters!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 10:57, archived)
# do you have any brioche?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)
# Excellent use of one of the most southern locations
(, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 13:51, archived)
# I had to look this up
and sometimes I'm convinced that the Mandela effect is real and that I have memories of different universes.

Supposedly it was always set in the Westcountry but I swear I remember someone like Brian Glover doing the voice, but he did the nowt taken out campaign for Allinson so maybe I'm just a little demented.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah I think the advert was pretending to be more
Yorkshire dales or something, but I guess Ridley Scott wanted a South Coast holiday
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 6:44, archived)
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# XD
(, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 3:53, archived)
#
idgi
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#
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# Ta!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 6:58, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:37, archived)
# The seventh of Septadecimus 2026
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:18, archived)
# He may have been born in Lancashire
but he was a brummie. The West Midlands is not the north.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:33, archived)
# wat de fock
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:42, archived)
# Wikipedia says
His father was assistant chief accountant at the Midlands Electricity Board. ... (Bill Oddie) was educated at Lapal Primary School, Halesowen Grammar School and King Edward's School, Birmingham.

He spoke with a midlands accent. I don't know what other proof you could possibly need other than a map.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Thump!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Pandora


"I used to be the sort of wall who had sand rubbed in his face, now I'm the sort of wall who watches somebody else have it rubbed in their face."
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:11, archived)
# Took me a moment
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:21, archived)
# In a cubicle, in a gymnasium, somewhere in the United Kingdom
Not one of my creations, but thought I would share this shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber.


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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:21, archived)
# In the book, the "Angel of Music" was a persona adopted by Erik, the Phantom
A homicidal obsessive with a terrible birth defect who took 20 years to write an opera. Is someone comparing Lloyd Webber to the Phantom?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:41, archived)
# I hadn't drawn that conclusion
-perhaps! Worth a read?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:15, archived)
# Slowly, gently, shite unfurls its splendour
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:24, archived)
# What a Lord
turned up to vote on only 2% of things during his time in the House of Lords, including flying back from America to vote on tax credit cuts.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:19, archived)
#
The andrewlloydwebsite.com is daft fun
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:47, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "You will respect my prosperity"
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The London Ey-Up

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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:54, archived)
# CapGnT?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:25, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ow do
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:29, archived)
# i like this because it's got a cat in it
morning
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:03, archived)
# Haha!
Oh hai Micto \O/
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:29, archived)
# yay!
NEVILLE, GET BACK IN HERE
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:20, archived)
# *MELGE*
*BROAM*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:27, archived)
# too orangey for crows
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] If you're havin' gurn problems, I feel bad for you son, I got five million problems, but a gurn ain't one
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# Hah!
works well
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:24, archived)
# thought they were sitting on a girder for a moment
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:01, archived)
# Similar singing ability
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:22, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Mention my wife and I'll give thee an ecky thump!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Blackpool

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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] On a mission.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] You wanna cut down on the gingerbread cake and get some exercise

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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:31, archived)
# Fuck You, Fauci!...This is...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 4:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!

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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 3:38, archived)
# shopped pics, remember
this has been doing the rounds since 2008 according to TinEye
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:54, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:04, archived)
# FP NAO!!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 3:02, archived)
# Actually I don't think I've ever seen the version of shaft as played by Motherfucker Guy
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN


Andy Burnham has opened No.10 North, but what other things could do with a northern version? Hit the North!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:11, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Doncaster

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# Lol
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:37, archived)
# Brilliant!
as ever, Mighty Ninj.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:55, archived)
# :D
\O/ thank you
(, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:31, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:51, archived)
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[challenge entry] Compo it…

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