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Havent been here in ages

And just wanted to post this cheery christmas message...

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

Yay!

Bah humbug to you too!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

baa humbug indeed

Are you not in a festive mood?

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

Got woken up

at 4:50AM by the upstairs neighbours children.
It's not even christmas bloody day yet.

Thank god I'm staying at a friends until Thursday.

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)

hahahaaa!!

hooray and merry christmas to you too!

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

I refer the poster

To my earlier repost ...
www.b3ta.com/board/594566

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wonko the sane, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

fucking hell

same two images too!

Couldn't be arsed animating mine, or even copying them to my own site (which is down, grrr!)

Though I refer you to here to prove I thought of it first and you stole off me, hahaha!
Disclaimer: one of the previous posts on that thread is not worksafe.
Disclaimer Disclaimer: WTF are you doing in work anyway?

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

I think you'll find

That in fact I was first :
www.b3ta.com/board/5/9/1/0/0/5

Not that that's in any way important.
(1) It was the first sheep on Google, and
(2) It's the *only* picture of a humbug on the whole interweb

Oh, and I'm not in work. Haven't been for months.
Think I'll get a job in the new year, but until then I'm just, well, animating sheep.

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wonko the sane, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

you win :)

Not that I care either. I'm just being a miserable git cos it's christmas, and cos I got woke up so early.

Edit: and cos my site is down, and I don't have a bloody fax machine, so can't get them to release the tag, now I'm going to have to wait until January. Grrr.

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:00, archived)

And you know the worst part?

I now have a google image search for sheep in my browsing history!

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:14, archived)

It could be worse

I can't remember the context, but someone here (at b3ta) did a search for dogs+fucking.
They were shocked to discover how few images involved two dogs.

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wonko the sane, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:18, archived)

hmmmmmmm.

Furry pr0n?

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)

Read through

this.
It's pretty funny.

([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)

My recommendation

I firmly believe that Christmas cheer can be found at the bottom of bottles.

I'm going to drain one now to prove it.

I suggest you do the same.

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wonko the sane, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:16, archived)

nah, I find it at the bottom of John Smiths cans

but I'm driving to my mates later, so I'll look for it then.

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Lum, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:19, archived)

repost

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

yay!

death to snowmen everywhere. they're evil fuckers

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butchbint, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

SNOWMAN ROCK YOU FIEND ive had a teddy one since i was 1 year old DONT DISS THE SNOWMEN!

(glenbo, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

you might have had him since you were 1

but I guarantee one day he'll melt. snowmen are just fly-by-night friends, stab you in the back as soon as look at you.
i ask you one thing, has a snowman ever bought you a pint? didnt think so

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butchbint, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:10, archived)

I'm going to have to come

and smack your bottom, aren't I?:0)

You serial reposter :0)

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:03, archived)

erk

/hides in tinsel

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:07, archived)

Its Chrismas Eve

So post something cute

repost with added hattage

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

he's

gorgeous

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

Isn't he?

It makes me feel all cute and fluffy

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

Repost from yesterday

but no-one noticed it.

(chriswakey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 17:43, archived)

No, I dont' know why I did it either

Have a mince pie.

PIE!

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

I like

that alot!
woo! to you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

nice plate

where ever did you get it ?

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Darryn.R, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

It's very 70's isnt it?

It's my step mother's, I had to tie it {and a huge piece of trifle, protected with nothing but clingfilm) to the seat of my motorbike.

She _really_ wanted me to have some trifle.

Anyway I haven't taken the plate back yet :0)

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

I think it's funky..

I'd love a set of those this Xmas..

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Darryn.R, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

hooray!

don't mind if i do!

might i suggest that you reduce the image dimensions on that? looks like you've done a fair bit of optimisation on it already, but a max side length of around 200px would do just as well for the image that it is and bring its size down considerably

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

are you

turning into rogan?

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

i'd like his skills!

but no. i usually check image sizes and try to give advice where i can though.

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

yup you do seem to do that alot

but i need the help so thanks :P
i always forget to optimise

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

Hehe

It was 1200x16000 to start with, It shouldn't be over 200k (I always try and make sure they are smaller than that) Anyway give it a couple of minutes. As my ISP takes a little while to change files.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

nice :)

people say you should keep things below 200k, but that limit is really for the occasional picture where you really can't get the idea across in less. normally we just try to keep everything as small as possible, i.e. somewhere around 30k or less for a jpg, 80k or less for an animation seems the norm, and not too harsh on dialuppers.

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

Yeah, but I'm a dirty boy

I dont do stills.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

ahhh

The obssesion with animation shines through.
you could have apie swaning around a plate making camp comments and call it mincing pie.
(edit) woo :)
bye

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

Hurrah for mince pies.

Must pop round to the English store and pick some up for tomorrow!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

you dont get mince pies in america?

u have to go to an english store to get them??!?!
hmm mind changing bout visiting uncle one christmas

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

Nope,

no mince pies :(

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

No mice pies in Holland either

Not much Christmas spirit either, they did it all here on the 5th..

BOO !

I'm having a British Xmas - Now who fancies a snog in the stationary cupboard ?

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Darryn.R, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)

Let me join you in your British Christmas

*plonks bottom on photocopier*

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

I made my own

Just to see if I could. Do you not get sweet mince over there either? They are pretty easy to make.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

no sweet mince

no French hens, no turtle doves and no partridge in a pear tree..

Just a smoke and a pancake..

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Darryn.R, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

Yeah, you can get it from

the English store. I don't have the time or inclination to make them though

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

but but but

it jsut aint christmas without the mince pies
nothing more important than mince pies!

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:51, archived)

But you can

buy them!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:51, archived)

wh00p

but if u make them u can pig out on the excessive left over mince u delibarately dont use
or is that just me?

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

nope I do too

In fact I almost gave up on the pastry, nd just spooned mince into my gob.
Cut out the middle man :0)

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)

hmmmmmmm

mince
drool

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:00, archived)

fucking

hate

mince

pies

that is all

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

dont worry. I'm doing a beer one too

Ok by you?

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

beer

pie?

hmmm, *thinks*

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

beer pie?
count me in !!

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)

Advocat ?

Brandy Butter...

Snogging under mistletoe ?

Mince pies are just an added bonus

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Darryn.R, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

mince pies central to it all

none of this christian stuff no offense
its all the pies!

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

Mistletoe, yes.

I explained Brandy butter to my friends yesterday!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

mmmm pie

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

Ho, ho, ho, hostage... Merry Christmas

Looks like everyone is in the Xmas spirit this year..

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Darryn.R, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Threadwaste. but its xmas...

I just got the nomoredjs cd for an xmas pressie (for someone else) - man, it rocks! :) :) :) :)

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custard, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

i got the extended LotR

My god that rocks!
over 3 hrs of film and u can make people talk all the way over it

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

Amazing!

Technology has progressed to such a level that you can actually synthesise the boring bastards beside you in the movie house who know everything about nothing, and insist on telling it to all their companions... Or you, if they came alone!

I wonder how long it'll be before DVD players dispense popcorn and hotdogs?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

I'll be getting mine

next moneth...

I'm getting the one with auto-butter.

(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

theres 4 lots of people to talk over it

u can choose ure annoying people

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

I got a rock

IT ROCKS!!

sorry...

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butchbint, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)

My friend took

me clothes shopping.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

Merry

Christmas or appropriate religeous holiday you lovley, lovley B3tans!

(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

thank yew, and elm, and oak, and beech

here, have a grammy

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)

Yaaaaay!

(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Merry Christmas.

Happy Hanukah
Happy Kwanza

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

well

I signed half my xmas cards this year with "merry xmas, happy new year, jolly kwanza"

They didn't understand.
Pathetic.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

Christmas may be fake nowadays

but at least Kwanzaa's honest about being fake... What a weird idea that "holiday" is.

Only in America, as they say in the rest of the world - and in America!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

Out here you're not allowed

to say Merry Christmas - it has to be Happy Holidays.
So last night I was being obnoxious in the pub and was yelling Merry Christmas and offended a few jews.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

Here's a little Driedel, ...

that's small and made of clay,
but I'm not gonna play with it 'cause Dreidel's fucking gay...
/cartman

Yuletide blessings be upon ye all.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

tut tut tut

not politically correct

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

yeah

it's happy winterval these days

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Is new year

or easter
or erm ive run outta other chruistian stuff
are they changed too?

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

Marco

....

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 18:53, archived)

Eh?

not allowed?

By whom?

(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

them

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

*gasp*

THEM???

(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

they are everywhere!

even in ure presents

So be warned

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

AIEEEEEEEEE!!!

I must burn all my gifts!!!

TO THE BONFIRE!

(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

you signed mine

with all the characters from MustbeaTuesday

Might be worth something in the future!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

well

i failed to make any kind of xmas eve episode for mustbeatuesday
so the shareprices are going down, down, down

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Merry Christmas back to you!

I have presents for all

ask and ill do my best to find it in the pile :P
merry christmas Ho HO Ho HO Ho

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

notice

that if you can't find a present you like there's a handily placed noose.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

Perfect for those

Edited out, see told you it was offensive.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

wasnt that bad a comment

Just cause i carefully selected the one with the noose in,
instead of the many other pics of the pile.
comments like that are expected

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

please dont

I have depression, and it gets a hell of a lot worse around Christmas.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

i do apologise

sorry

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

I'm sorry.

I wasn't trying to be offensive.

Here, have a picture of my norks (0)(0)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

what a kind gift

WBM helping depression with nudity since 2002

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

yay!

that would be the best present ever.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

but i have to try to accomadate all wishes
its in the spirit of things

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

look like

a few people need to take some presents first.
or else it's only the elves that get it.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

well the

depressed people can be pushed to the back of the queue
and wait their turn

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

and

the depressed elves can scuttle through the legs of others in the crowd and get right to the front?

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

yup yup

see good scheme goin here
everyone gets what they want

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

Except me

I wanted a real woman

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

i tired

but there was only this guy left in the partners section

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

comin' right back at cha

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Hmm...

make of it what you will.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

Excellent

irrelivant puictures always great

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

LOL

How pointless is that

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

ahem

more where that came from.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

none of the links work :(

im dissapointed i wanted world headlines :(

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

it's being worked on

i will re-link in the new year when the whole stupid website works.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

looks great tho

well done

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

News Of Brutz Willig:

You can find news of Brutz Willig´s new single
on the brandnew homepage

www.hetzhudson.de.vu

Merry X-Mas and a good new year!

(DJ Hetz Hudson, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

merry christmas

to you, dj hetz hudson!

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

yeah

you rock!

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munkt0n, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

are

you feeling aright dear?
or are you having one of your turns.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

yay!

i've got the house to myself, no pressing business to get on with, and a few ideas for pictures.

*settles in for the day*

anyone else hanging around?

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

yep

wrapped presents and all set for more b3ta!

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

houpla!

we'll see some more pictures from you, then, 'nanaman?

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

we'll see

stilll can't hummus :¬(

may try some paintmashing!

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

I might do

I've already had my quota of hummus for this week so I'm not sure weather to stay here tonight alone or go to my parents early

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Go to your parents

early. They'd love to see you :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

yeah

I know, but but but!
ah the reasons to avoid it are endless, and the reasons to go are equaly endless.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

i've got christmas out of the way already!

we had a christmas dinner here yesterday, and for the next couple of days i've got the place to myself. woo!

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Death

Taxes
DJ Hetz Hudson

The 3 constants in life.
Happy Chrimbo Hetz Hudson!

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

ha!

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

Merry Christmas

to you too!!!
Have a good one!

P.S. Fuck off you spamming cunt ;)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

He's so multitalented isn't he?

First those excellent Die Hard movies, now he's releasing a single? Amazing...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

Yay !

Merry Christmas Captain Fuckflaps !

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

merry christmas

dj hetz.

g'wan, do a speedcore version of "stille nacht"!

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

now that

i'd like to hear! go on, hetzi!

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

they teach ...

...everything in school these days! clicky

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sage, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

When I was at school,

When the policemen who was giving us a drugs talk asked if we had any questions, and I asked him for "Recommendations on where to get some". I was kicked out the classroom! Pfft!

Not to mension the sex education lesson, where we were left putting comdoms on, well, practically a dildo.

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stevierar, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

A guy I've been working with

told me about the "drugs talk" they got at his school...

Copper came in, handed around joints so the kids would know what to beware of - but stressed most implicitly that he wanted them all back intact!

When they had finished looking at them and he regained possession of the spliffs, there was actually 1 more given back than he'd originally passed out...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)

Haha

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stevierar, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:15, archived)

Cat fun at home

just a wee quick pic

(Hitman_ape, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

wee?

;)

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

yep

as it only took me two secs to do it.

(Hitman_ape, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

Wee.

I like that word. My boyfriend thingy called me one day and wanted to know why I didn't pick up. I said it was cos I was having a wee.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

that context tis a top word.
much better than pee.

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

but wee in scots means tiny little bit of a thing.

(Hitman_ape, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

Perhaps it was a wee wee

/coat

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stevierar, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)

I know that.

But I prefer to use it in the context of urinating. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:15, archived)

tee hee heee hee

heee heee

(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)

Titmouse!

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stevierar, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

aaahhh!!

ame here with poo poo (in babys voice)

(Hitman_ape, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)

personally

i like the term "pinching a loaf" :)

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:18, archived)

landing a big brown wad into the sea

(Hitman_ape, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)

bombing

Armatidge Shanks harbour !

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

Piece of Earth,

Golf Sale to all Men (and women) on the B3ta Boards, and beyond.
My first truly bandwagon-ing pic... a quicky knocked up out of something I had lying around from years back.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

There be,,,

silly things here:

clickety me!

Some by me. but Mostly from others.

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)

My basket of silly things...

small prezzies

I hope some of them cheer up the sad people a little lower down.

Cheer up!

If you have the time to sit in front of B3ta, at least you're not in a house full of bawling relatives, trying to cook a huge meal :0)

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

Hellooo

:)

Urr! moomoomonster sorta scared me...

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

Did I post the Cracker one?

Boy I was squzzed last night, I can't remember anything, and I'm not going back in the spazz, I'm wise to that one.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)

I was

so drunk after work, I went on Medal of honor online and acted like a total knob...I think, anyway it was vaugely amusing...I think

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

I do that

In TFC. I steal names and all sorts of antisocial behavior, all for childish kicks.

It's very naughty.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

I don't know, tsk *spoken like your mum*

I like to dance and pistol whip people, they dont like that

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

Would be my idea of heaven

I've spent the last four Christmases alone - obviously my choice, but the last three I was at least either a) married or b) with a steady boyfriend.

I'll just sit here and stop feeling sorry for myself. Everyone else feels sorry for me and keeps bringing me chocolates and wine!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

Hehe

Free chocolates and wine?
You're doing something right :0)

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

It's cos I'm hot

and everyone is being nice 'cos of the shit that's happened this year. They just want me to be happy :)

And they're all buying the beer this afternoon! Yay for rich co-workers!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

Yay

:) A smiley in the hope it makes you smile, oh look another one :)

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

is the kitten band just on the adverts?

on born sloppy i mean, its total false advertising :(

(glenbo, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:45, archived)

Thread jack!

Morning everyone! How's your Xmas Eve's going?
Mine is just starting, and I woke up this morning feeling miserable and it will probably get worse over the next two days.
Then as I'm driving to work a song comes on the radio about a little boy trying to buy his mom a pair of shoes for Christmas because she might be going to see Jesus tonight. I bawled.

/sentimental old fool

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:47, archived)

I cant stand it any more

Stuck in the office - everyone else has gone.
Myself and one other guy have to stay as the last bastion of skeletal tech support.

And hardly anyone is on the board. I might start reposting everything I've ever potatoed soon out of sheer unrelenting boredom...

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itwontbeeasy, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

Yeah I know what you mean.

I'm working till 12, then I get to finish off my shopping and wrap presents and go to the pub.
Then bawl my eyes out 'cos everyone's with family and I WANT MY MUMMY goddamit!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:52, archived)

Well, you could always watch The Mummy tonight

BBC1 I think.
/coatscarfgloveshatbaloclava

(Maels, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

This is the first time

since 1998 that I've spent christmas with anyone even vaguely related to me... So of course they're ALL bloody well coming 'round!

So I can sympathise, but just remember to be careful what you pine after...
No chance of a no-glass version of your pic is there? Purely for "educational" purposes? Who's the lucky swine who gets to take all these anyhow, and how do the innocent bystanders (like the person to the left of the frame) feel about getting caught up in your naturist antics? I lived most of my time in the States down in KY and IN, and they'd have shit bricks if anyone had tried that kinda stuff! (Well, maybe if I'd tried, but then I don't look quite the same as you do...)
/ramblingman

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

Sorry mate.

It's one thing showing ones norks and glassing over the other rude bits, but I'm not sharing my full nakedness :)

The lucky git that takes the pics is my best friends husband - in fact there are several pics of both of us.
We're a bit like a "Girls Gone Wild" video.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

Gah, denied!

Still that little tidbit of info will help keep my fevered imagination ticking along until the next part of your bodkin gets posted.

Have you considered calling your family before you meet up with the BF and his folks, so as to get the crying out of the way early? Just a thought...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

Ah, I'm staying at the boyfs

tonight. I reckon mum will call at around 6pm, twin is due to call at 7pm and dad if he gets his arse around to it at any time.
Which is 10am, 11am my time. And I'll be fucked if I get up earlier that 9:30

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

Fair enough...

Still, that is the one really good thing about being on the west coast: almost the entire rest of the world has already had christmas by the time you get up, so you don't have to worry about calling people before they're awake.

"I'll be fucked if I get up earlier that 9:30"
Is that part of your present then? What an excellent gift idea...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

Well that's

a present every day ;)
Wonder if he'll get me anything. We've only been dating 6 weeks. Or is it 5? I forget.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

Morning

I had to work this morning , now sat at home feeling distinctly non festive. Will be alright later I suppose.

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:52, archived)

i just escaped work too

and a truly cack day it was. only me left in the building at 2. don't feel festive either, but i have loud techno, which always helps :)

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zerolicious, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

Mr Zero , I was on me own at work too.
nothing too taxing to do mind , just boring.
Had a shit run up to Chrimbo this year so it's knocked all the festivity out of my head.
I'll get pished later.
Always helps.

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

gah

i just had to inventory about 3000 odd pieces of hardware on me own. what a fab way to spend a morning.

fuck c****mas anyway, forced festivity blows. just have a fabby end of december & a suitably twatted new year. and that goes for all you wonderful wonderful b3tans :)

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zerolicious, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

and

to you and yours :)
*gives manly embrace , accompanied with pat on the back*

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

It doesn't feel like christmas too me

:(

/plays christmas midi files

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stevierar, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)

God I'm fucking

miserable. I really am.
I mean, yeah, I'm spending Christmas with the boyfs family but I've never met them before. Then what if I do something stupid like cry when my mum or dad or twin calls me? Which I will. Then I'll just look really idiotic in front of them.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

no you won't

you'll just look like someone who loves your family. have a hug. *hug* :)

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zerolicious, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)

FredJack

any earlybird/latenight ausies or kiwis about?
if so
**M E R R Y C H R I M B O**

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six50, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)

i'm australian!

but i'm in the uk.

nonetheless, i'll store that up for around midnight. or pass it on to my family :)

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)

thread jack!!

no reason - just thought I'd be the 3rd person to brazenly threadjack the same message.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:54, archived)

thread jack jack!!!!!

hell, why not?

(Maels, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)

a jack in a threadjackjack

a jack.

too much... too much...

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

oy!!!

I might not have finished with that! :oD

wish I could be arsed chopping something.
I've got too much hummus bubbling but can't be bothered with all the layers I know it'd mean setting up...

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

you can come round here

and chop some vegetables for christmas dinner if you want to.
will save me spending ages doing it in the morning.

(Maels, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

couldn't I just crush them on the scanner?

[note to self - must remember to do a festive crushing]

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

Ooooh ooooh,

A Christmas pudding crushing!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

i thought a mince pie'd

be quite effective.
maybe pour some custard on the scanner 1st so you can see the pastry squelching through towards you.
ah - simple pleasures!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

Mmmmm....

Mr Kiplings Mince Pies.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

Hmmmmm

thread jack
no reason

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)

oy!!!

final threadjack!!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 2:45, archived)

Been here since 8am today and not one call

send us home you rotters

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:43, archived)

I agree

let's start a petition

:-(

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

Oooops

But why did they let him have live ammo?

(R3d F0x, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)

look at him

hes not even dressed up properly, he has no right, HE HAS NO RIGHT

(glenbo, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:44, archived)

woo-pla

Edit> removed this comment as it could have been constroodled as vaugely sexist, which I'm not and want for everybodys bits to be happy in some sort of metaphorical sense *looks confused*

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:18, archived)

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

I'm hoping that I'm the first person to do this as I'm posting this message from a BT Internet phone box in Blackpool town centre. Am I the first B3tian to acheive this? Has anyone else posted frmo strange and weird places\devices?

Anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS

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TBR, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

ive posted from my computer

using my nose to type.

but no, not really.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

Quite

an accomplisment though...

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

and i kept typing with my nose

for a full thirty minutes.
using a mous with your nose in photoshop isn't so good though (not enough nostril control to click the buttons).

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:30, archived)

I understand *nods sagely*

I once used a cats head to type, as it was sat on my lap. But I don't think it liked it.

(edit) and it wasnt very good, sorta came out like this:
ijkakhjlfv nmefsioool ifv edkgv gr

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:34, archived)

A bit like this?

i think so.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

LOL

well done 10/10 and a golden star

(edit) & a festive Woo

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:52, archived)

Well done both of you

And a woo.
you could use a smaller cat head, it would be more accurate. For instance a siamese with it's pointy nose would probably be best, but a flat faced persian would be near useless.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)

You could...

invent a shrinking machine, and shrink a cheetah...there quite pointy

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

it is decided

woos are festive
yays are new-year-ive.

"lol"s can be easterive.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

I sometimes post on laptop via GPRS phone...

...usually in airports. I have posted to the board from Heathrow, Edinburgh, the Isle of Man and Geneva airports.
edit - closed your tag for you.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

i thought i closed tag.

but it deleted it.
do you need qualifications?

such as an BA <b> (hons) or something.

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_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

you could train to become a certified tagmaster.

Chartered even.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)

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Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

Thats clever..

It won't let me do that *he whined*

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)

just

from my desk at work and pc at home.....but come to think of it, they can both be very weird places at times...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

tags

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:18, archived)

I think agentvulga beat you to it

10 out of 10 for effort though :)

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munkt0n, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)

I have to post from work

this afternoon.

As the bastards are making us stay until half five.

fucksocks

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:30, archived)

thats a bummer

i almost feel guilty for finishing at 1 now....

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:34, archived)

Bastards!

Does anyone care how many clockwork armadillos you make today, of all days?

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)

Got to get the stock out there for the sales though...

reduced price armadillos on boxing day!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)

Put

me down for two !

crunchy on the outside , soft on the inside........ARMADILLOS !

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:54, archived)

I'll put you down

for free, if you want.

(Bah fucksocks humbug)

(at least my hangover's worn off...)

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

and

soon you'll be able to work on getting a nice shiny new one !

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Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

Not 'alf!

bollocksshitbuggerfuck

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

Have a very merry Xmas

And a happy left testicle (?:)

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

that's very good

but did you make it yourself?

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Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

Yes I did

Thank you *dribbles*

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

okay, take that as a compliment :)

the url looked a bit fishy is all

i like it muchly, have a woo and a yay

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Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:18, archived)

Naww

It's my site, I just have a folder on it dedicated to b3ta (aww, bless)

(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)

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