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OK, now thats over with

roll on easter.

unfunny but true: this is gonna be the last year I attempt to do anything at all after trying to go last minute shopping today and leaving town empty handed with ideas of selling my house, going round the world until the money runs out then leaping off a cliff. (i dont do shopping at the best of times unless it's from Tottenham Ct Road lol)

i hope everybody has got me gifts of alcohol :-)

(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:14, archived)

*raises warm half empty can of Stella*

Merry Christmas
/wanted to run away too

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:15, archived)

putting

yerself about a bit aint you , slag !!

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Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:17, archived)

I'm full of festive cheer

I might pop!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:34, archived)

well, i'll raise you my

half empty can of scrumpy jack. yep its got that bad im having to drink whats left in an attempt to get mashed. hope the offy is open tomorrow or im screwed :-)

mind you its not just me but a few friends have this year said "this isn't worth it"

ill tell you something, there was no xmas spirit i saw in the level of crap driving i experienced today...

(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:22, archived)

Wasting a thread?

Damn straight !
Reposting?
Fuck yeah !!
Give a shit?
Do I fuck !!
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!

(

Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:06, archived)

Well...

There's bulbs on it!
8D

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Kaiser, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:08, archived)

Hahaha

etc...

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:09, archived)

Fuck You

/merry Christmas

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:10, archived)

Errr

Thanks

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:13, archived)

Sorry

I have been drinking and your name kind of invites it...
/too drunk

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:14, archived)

Yay

for bulbs!!!
All the best !

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Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:10, archived)

Merry Christmas T

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:10, archived)

And

you my mate , gawd bless yer :)

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Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:10, archived)

Aw feel this

love
hugs
/pissed

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:11, archived)

too !
/snog

eeeep..........gone to far again.....*gives manly chuck on the shoulder*

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Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:13, archived)

Did you see the match last night?

*acts tough for the cameras*

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:15, archived)

Yoush my friens you ish¬!

I lub Hic! *CRASH*

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 2:12, archived)

AHWELLAH ROCKIN-AH

AH MERRY'a CHRISTMASAH TO YOO-Ooooooooooo -

THANKYU' VERYMUCH

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:57, archived)

i love you too

very much indeed oh yes

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Spoon, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:58, archived)

I love that anim!

and Merry Christmas to all! I got the double DVD set of Amelie!

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Artamnesia, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:12, archived)

Hey you and yer tree

Merry Christmas!
/drunkard

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:13, archived)

I'm drinking Champagne!

And we just ordered Chinese food.
CHEERS!

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Artamnesia, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:35, archived)

YAY you

make him work that kitchen tomorrow...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:44, archived)

DrinK!

A toast for my glasscock! Hic!

/edit, can you see the spider?

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:58, archived)

It is a very young

Elvis Presley

Amelie - great fillum and not jus' cos the actress is gorgeous.

HC1&ALL

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:30, archived)

I've got a good picture of

a young elvis presely in his underwear,. He doesn't look impressive, somehow.

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Artamnesia, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:36, archived)

who's underwear?
Does he know?

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Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:47, archived)

merry christmas!

/nutter

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:13, archived)

Episode 26 - Coo and Fear meet Santa

Coo Homepage

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:54, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaay !

Coo's back, and this time it's serious.

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iamhyperdog, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:57, archived)

Woooo!!!

Cheers & merry X-mas!

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Kaiser, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:01, archived)

Rah !

merry xmas kaiser.

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iamhyperdog, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:03, archived)

Yarr!

Tha same to you!

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Kaiser, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:05, archived)

Meery Christmas

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:10, archived)

Get in

there !!!
happy.......me?....just a bit !

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Tedmus, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:12, archived)

Hehe

You look jolly

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:04, archived)

Yup!

I'm jolly drunk & have been eating too much!
aaargh!!!

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Kaiser, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:07, archived)

hurrah

last thing i see before i pass out, and it's a goodun. g'night everyone. happy christmas!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:02, archived)

YES.

Coooooooooooooooooooo.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:50, archived)

Glad to be

Of service
Nite nite

Merry x-mas

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:54, archived)

Wasting a thread ? - me ?

YES.

Goodnight one and all - off to sleep. Keep well and hope all you men get the wanksocks you need and deserve.

And all you ladies, well you can have my love.

Koit

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:39, archived)

g'night koit!

by the way, is it wrong to be in bed, surfing b3ta on your laptop, and drinking beer?

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teflon, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)

what a shit xmas in store for the ladies then....

hehehe joke koit.

Night all!

:D

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Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)

I love you so much

it hurts.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:43, archived)

you can get

cream for that these days.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:43, archived)

Merry Christmas

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:11, archived)

well, it prolly would

;)

cya m8

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Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:43, archived)

night night

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:46, archived)

i fuckin

i funckin i fukin luv you
you ymmmm youi

(

Spoon, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:46, archived)

see the news earlier?

He aint coming.

Merry Christmas! I love you guys.

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limpfish, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:28, archived)

Hahah

top notch !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:29, archived)

that is

superb!

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rogan, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:30, archived)

yes!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:31, archived)

That's brill

And nicely done, do you have bigger?

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:31, archived)

sorry

thats my biggest

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limpfish, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:32, archived)

Poor Reindeer,

Never stood a chance.

At least the fat, rosey-cheeked bastard has some in built air-bags...

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:33, archived)

NOOOOO!!!

just as well i got my presents early. ha ha HAA!

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freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:35, archived)

damn..

I guess that means I won't be getting that Barbie with the life-like hair again this year...

(Peripheral Visionary, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)

and the

3 realistic holes?

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limpfish, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:54, archived)

and by the way,

if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:43, archived)

superb

(

Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:43, archived)

It's made my Christmas.

Downhill from this moment on.

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:46, archived)

heheheheheh

and hahahahahaha

(

Spoon, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:47, archived)

that is ...

genius :o )

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Xkimo was at work on, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:07, archived)

i knew

this would happen once they had privatised air traffic control......

(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:23, archived)

wonderful!

i love it, great stuff

(Matsayz, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 4:37, archived)

For once bed beckons the wrong side of 1AM

Goodnight, and merry christmassive.

And if you live in the non-proper timezones, come back and read this later.

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_null_, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:25, archived)

night

night

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:28, archived)

May your loins be fruitfull,

and your children many.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:31, archived)

Well, it wouldn't be Christmas without him.

Happy Christmas one and all.

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CJ, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:13, archived)

Hmm

1: don't get the joke EDIT: ok, saw it now... was being a dick'ead

2: that pic's far too large for regular board loading... Linking to the biggie's usually done with a reduced size/quality version, hell I'm on aDSL and I had to wait and watch it load!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:15, archived)

are you

really less than a week old?

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limpfish, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:38, archived)

lordy

I almost pooed myself laughing when I found him.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:16, archived)

Took me a while to spot him

but now I am laughing like a little schoolgirl.

W/Y/H

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:17, archived)

fuck me!

It's santa!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:17, archived)

Fuck! Shit!

I knew I was supposed to be doing something tonight. Oh well fuck it kids can wait!!!

Hippy Xmas and all that stuff!!

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:19, archived)

I can do the

hippy stuff nae bother, though I've got to be up early for when icklewitchy wakes up at bloody 4:30am or summat....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)

hahahaha class!

merry chrimbo you lot!

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Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:18, archived)

Thought that might

draw you out from the lurk :o)

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CJ, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:20, archived)

hehe oh yes!

my mcrirrick radar just kicked in :)

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Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:26, archived)

same to you

sah.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:22, archived)

happy christmas, pobby!

and happy christmas everyone else!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:27, archived)

hello to you

and to one and all and Jesus and Jebus and Marlon Brando........enjoy.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:28, archived)

cheers mr fish :)

hope everyone gets what they want, and if not i hope i get it instead, unless its crap.. ;)

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Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:29, archived)

I want

fixed ribs :) Doc says sometime in feb....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:32, archived)

well i hope you get em m8 :)

with or without BBQ sauce?

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Pob, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:35, archived)

ta Pob an' SF!

I'll now limp off to bed, which is odd given that me legs are fine.

And remember, get too^H drunk.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)

Oooo.

I was here then I was gone, now I'm here and now you're not. Or something.
Gah. Afternoon drinking....

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Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:49, archived)

mmm...

fixed ribs and rice

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spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:36, archived)

hello!

and merry christmas!

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freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:30, archived)

Why not?

Is he actually the second coming of Christ?

It would explain so much.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:19, archived)

The Antichrist

Perhaps

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)

omg

WOW I'm an idiot... why did that take so long?

(kitznegari, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 3:07, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)

A classic

Peter Cushing would love you.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)

not in

the biblical sense, I hope :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:13, archived)

Only in a bum gay way

I think

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:29, archived)

how very

festive

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bananaman, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)

indeed.

Yer tune is ready, if you look down there
vvvvvvvvv :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:15, archived)

Thank you.

*sniff*

That's so touching, we should send one to the Queen, she's had a rough year.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:09, archived)

I'd heard she had a

touch of the squits, a sort of 'anus horriblus' if you like. She should lay off the kebabs, as should Phil, given the latest news reports.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:12, archived)

And a

Happy FUCK'N new year to you too pal.

(Peripheral Visionary, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:09, archived)

Hehe, i did one too

Link

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:09, archived)

Will we get,

the Coo's Christmas message?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:13, archived)

Ooooo, ok then.

I wake him up.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:15, archived)

Yay!

Yay for the Coo!

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:17, archived)

'ray!

and a merry fuckin' xmas to you too!

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freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:11, archived)

Merrry Chrimbo to you all,

& good night, I'm off to bed /boring

(acme, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:17, archived)

merry christmas!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Maels, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:31, archived)

Have one on me

Happy Chrismas B3tans.

I'd better go wrap some presents :0)

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)

merry christmas everyone

and goodnight

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bananaman, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)

Woo!

Must have been hard work making that :)

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:11, archived)

It took about 3 hours

We are talking very lo-fi filmaking here :0)

I am going to turn it into a beer clock.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:12, archived)

video clocks

whatsisface...
brendan dawes...did a video clock... it's somewhere at www.brendandawes.com in the headshop section probably

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redkat, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:20, archived)

Yup

it's at the top of the Headshop page...

Cool dealie.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:25, archived)

I get a 404

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:32, archived)

extra comma

i put a comma on the end of the url...silly me...it's edited now so should work (oops)

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redkat, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)

well...

edited but my ie still shows the link with a comma on the end... it's that damn b3ta thing... obviously didn't edit the full link... try this one
www.brendandawes.com/headshop/index.html#

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redkat, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:43, archived)

Ahh yes I have seen such things before

Such as a man stacking blocks. I was thinking of someing like that, yes. But just for timing beer, to see how fast it is.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:50, archived)

i bloody work for hall & woodhouse

what joy it gives me to see th@

sorta

(

Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 1:33, archived)

Finest beer on the planet

It's all the Blandford Fly larva in the water

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 2:00, archived)

greetings

christmas flash bing
greetings here

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redkat, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)

Hehe

baaaaaaaa!

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:14, archived)

glglglglgl

thank you sir... further animation was planned, but one could not be arsed... ho ho ho
happy holidays
something in arabic too

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redkat, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:18, archived)

look everyone

it's santa cl-owls!

I'm sorry, but happy christmas anyway ;)

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rogan, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)

oh dear :¬)

woo!

merry christmas everyone!

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bananaman, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)

woo!

merry xmas you motherfuckers!

:)

(Psi, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:03, archived)

Hehe

woo

Your tattying skills are definately on the up Mr Rogan. Go you !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)

ho ho ho!!

and yay for not being put off by paint!

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freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:12, archived)

it's christmas!

it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas! it's christmas!

YAY!

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teflon, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)

merry

christmas then! that's to all of yers by the way!

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freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)

Only in tex-ass,

where the b3ta server lives.....us englanders still have 3 or 4 minutes to go.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

WOO!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!!

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Nastar, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)

woo

yay

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JJ, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)

Yay,

Merry Christmas, everyone!

I'm off soon.

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Batsgirl, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)

Merry Christmas everybody.

Unless you're not a Christian, or a filthy oppertunistic capitalist.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:03, archived)

Yay!

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)

Woo yAy

Class

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:07, archived)

oooOOOoooOOOhhh!!

fan. tas. tic!

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freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:15, archived)

yay!

nice :)

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rogan, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:19, archived)

Merry Christmas

To B3ta-type people,

"Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year"

From Rob

(C) 2002 Hallmark Cards
Price Code 135

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_null_, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)

Happy Happy

**insert appropriate holiday season here**

And a prosperous new year - unless your Chinese, in which case see you in a few weeks.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)

Why is it

That when someone suggests "Have a prosperous new year" I think along the terms of "may your loins be supple and you have many children"?

(

_null_, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:15, archived)

i just got

two text messages wishing me a merry christmas

i have no idea who they're from.

keeping up the festive randomness, i'm forwarding them to other random numbers...

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teflon, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:23, archived)

The power of the Christmas Star

Happy Holidays

(W3stwing, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)

we're off to see the wizard!

the wonderful wizard of woo!

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)

Loverly

and I might add, jubberly.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)

yes

you may

(

bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)

okey dokes

jubberly

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)

it looks all nice

but i've go NO idea what's happening

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)

Well,

desert, star, snow, flashing words, magical sarlight, tree, simple hapiness.

Though possibly not in that order. I forget already.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:58, archived)

Simple Happyness

IS Good.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)

yay

nice :)

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rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:55, archived)

Woo!

Magical

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:09, archived)

Hmmm

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:39, archived)

methinks

there'll be fisticuffs when bigdave gets here...

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)

I can get away with it cos he aint

woo for absence !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)

This looks like a safe thread to Hijack

I saw this picture on Yahooo News and It was too good not to share.
Mascot delights child in the Phillipines.

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Artamnesia, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)

brill

that is great

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)

And people dare to ask

why it is that more and more children are growing up mentally disturbed.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)

Nah

She's mine!

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Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)

what?

to give or to recieve a good koiting?

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)

Either/or

Both

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)

Lies.

She wants what'shisface. Aye, BigDave thassit.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)

oi!

Are you ready for another xmas or what.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:44, archived)

Er.

Aye. We was talking about you in the pub. Ain't that nice of us... 8)

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)

ears.

burning.

Ribs.
Broken.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)

Ooo.

How many?

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)

deffo 1,

deffo one on the other side, cracked, possibly the ones above too. Should get some wrapping on 'em but apparently they don't do that any more. Cnuts.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)

Awww.

You break easy don't you. The lads send sympathies.... once they stopped laughing... [grin]

...and er, week Saturday in the town?

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Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)

when the lads see what I've

done they'll laugh on the other side of their faces. when I hit 'em with the blunt end of me Maglite :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)

There's a...

...sharp side of a maglite?!? Humm, better watch out for that, could hurt when I balance it in my teeth...

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Henny, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:48, archived)

she

is without doubt positive proof that cloning is not a bad thing...just think in a few years you could have a willow of your very own...give her some sand... a sooty magic wand,a great stupendo magic hat and a can of tuna and she`ll be happy....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:44, archived)

And then she goes all lesbo

and leaves you to find another cloned willow.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)

yeah

but as she is yours to begin with you could have it in the deeds to be able to video it all for future reference....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)

That was a most excellent comment

And one that made so much sense I am going into Science to help speed along the cloneage of said lesbian sirens.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)

lesbian

clones....ahh now theres a field of science that would make a fortune..especially for the future of scampi flavoured nik naks....cos you could have loads of lesbian willows and then ground them up and then sprinkle them over said nik naks and hey presto new and improved scampi flavour....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)

Strange - but there is a line of logic

I prefer straight women - cos that way I have a chance.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)

Isn't it better

with women where you have a CHOICE?
;)

(

Batsgirl, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)

Choice ?

What's that ? - that's a new one.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)

depends

on how drunk you get them...that or what time they have to be back at the oap home....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)

That's more than one woman.

Please help me. I clicked on a link for m3ss3nger and I don't know what the smeg it is. I really have to log off now, could you poss send a small e-mail to me explaining? Thanks. Gotta go big time now.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:17, archived)

On that note

I shall bid you all a merry christmas, for I shall leave the board presently.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:58, archived)

Merry Xmas young lass

keep well

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)

oi! you can't go until

the bongs have sounded! And the bells too, for that matter :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)

You know full well

I can't actually leave for at least half an hour after I want to.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)

good job eh :)

Happy xmas!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:10, archived)

Yup, otherwise

I'd have missed my chance at a goodnight snuggle!

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:18, archived)

Oooo, it's Xmas day.

Wooooo.
Night anyway. Us diehards will be going for ages yet.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)

Lies.

All Lies.

You're just trying to trick everyone while we're drunk.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:43, archived)

Ahem...

Found the donor not more than 15 minutes ago... Knew it'd come in handy!

Y'know, if it wasn't for SMG, I might actually consider watching Buffy...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)

LIES

All lies.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:55, archived)

Quite.

Ban SMG.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:56, archived)

er..

scottish media group?

/coat

(

teflon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)

They'll do as well.

Do they have a squeaky voice?

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:03, archived)

ala indole ring

(

bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)

Heh heh.

Smart that.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)

hahahaha

(

rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)

haaa haa!!

terrific!
i hope indole comes back soon

(

freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:03, archived)

You want the truth?

You can't handle the truth!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:07, archived)

Hahahahah

and the truth is so true it's so not a lie.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:09, archived)

If you want these pics

in their unadulterated form, just yell - or log onto alt.binaries.pictures.hannigan and sort through the HUUUUUUGE flood they've just had...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:19, archived)

I like Spike

Spike is sexy.

I want Spike in my stocking.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)

Disturbingly, when I look at that picture,

I'm reminded of a man. I don't know where from, but I know I've seen him.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)

A golden oldie...

...i found a while back, probably on here. still funny though :

sarah michelle gurner

ALL CREDIT TO : ROGANJOSH.CO.UK

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)

That gif was the first

gif I ever downloaded cos it made me laugh outloud.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)

kewl

or kicken as the youngsters say

(

redkat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)

oi!

you didn't make that - www.roganjosh.co.uk/showPic.asp?picture=175

edit: ignore me, it's past my bedtime

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bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)

I didn't say i did

i thought it was funny, i had it in my 'funny' archives, and decided to share considering the post.

sorry :(

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)

it's alright

you're forgiven for your wonderful taste! ;)

(

rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)

And in turn that makes

me feel better 'cos the 'before' of that is what wifeof looks like :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)

well then

it's a happy christmas for you! :)

(

rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)

It's a happy everything

all the time, ackshirley :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:03, archived)

Don't be.

It was special. Rogan will adore the fanmail it generates.

/edit: See

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Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)

just read your profile, hope your wrist isn't too bad!

(

rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:54, archived)

Getting there, ta.

Might brave some mouse action over the hols.

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)

richard gere got

banged up for that. Or was it the other way round? <ponder>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:11, archived)

mindpiss!

i just read your profile too, and was sad about the wrist. rsi is a terrible curse!

(

freshlegs, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)

Made me feel sexier!

ta!

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Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)

it's

an occasional series you know...

jennifer loves chewitts

(

rogan, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)

he he

you can't beat jubblys in motion !!!

(

JJ, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)

That one was another

corker. In fact, you did all the gifs that made me laugh.

Still, not as good as rocker Formby.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)

more biblical creatures

from the archive at www.hatstand23.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

(

redkat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:38, archived)

Why,

does it only mention male lions, when 'tis the female lions that do all the hunting?

Eh? EH?

The Bible is just terrible for zoological accuracy.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)

hmmm

well it lists the maned young lion...and the well fed creature... those poor chaps may be starving on account of lying around and shagging all the time... it can take it out of a maned young lion, can days and nights of passion with his pride on the savanah....
blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee savaaanah sun
oooh oo ho hoooh ooohh

(

redkat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)

Females don't exist.

Besides, I think the people that put those things through doors make it up in the safe knowledge that no one will be bothered to check.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)

I check.

Sometimes.

Does that make me hideously pathetic, or just very bored?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)

kerching

everyone needs a hobby. i was relaxing in a park in amsterdam once when this geezer with a briefcase came up to me... he put it down on the bench, and opened it. I spied copies of the watchtower within, and said "are you a jehovahs witness?!" in an enthusiastic kind of a way. he was very taken aback, and found some english literature for me forthwith (henry the 4th if memory serves)

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redkat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)

more jw's

and when i lived in wolverhampton this black gentleman was hanging around this pub called the goalpost at 8.00 am two mornings in a row, he gave me informative pamphlets such as these each time.

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redkat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:54, archived)

the goalpost

was a notorious drug dealers haunt. it most likely still is. It is a pub dead near the wolves football ground, just opposite asda. Look out for the huge babycham drinking rasta near the door...

(

redkat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:56, archived)

Bored.

But be careful! It may be a cunning ploy to get you to read the bible and thus be exposed to the subliminal messages within!

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)

I've read it,

it was mostly very dull, with the occasional rape and murder, mention of smiting and lots of guff that Jesus might have siad, but we don't know as none of them back each other up.

At least some of the songs are nice. Better than what's at number one anyway.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:55, archived)

True. I like Christmas carols

except 'we wish you a merry xmas' as droned by teenagers who then egg your house if you don't give them any money.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:07, archived)

Merry Christmas

Go to bed

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 3:11, archived)

Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?
And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee,
and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing
which shall be born of thee shall be called the Evil Monkey Cat

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:16, archived)

nice

Scowling action!

(Dr Spam, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:17, archived)

jebus

save us!

(

rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:18, archived)

Hhahahahahahahahaha

I want to cry, but I can't.

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:19, archived)

Nice name

Broken Sword fan?

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:32, archived)

He is ace

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:20, archived)

OH MY GOD...

.. that is hella scary *runs away*

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:20, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

and for some reason reminiscent of big brother jade.

(

bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:20, archived)

he he

*please note not mine - i can PS much better than that

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:32, archived)

The face I believe

but where the hell did the body come from?!

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:21, archived)

that body...

...looks like our family cat after i shaved it

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:22, archived)

...except...

...it doesn't have a monkeys head..

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:23, archived)

My name is Mary

but I know plenty of men, so that's all right.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:26, archived)

Are you

Quite contrary ?

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:27, archived)

Only when people

take the piss out of my name :)

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:30, archived)

Hehe

lesson learnt.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:31, archived)

Arf

and I bet you've never heard that before.

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:32, archived)

hehe

the tone I wrote that in was "tongue in cheek" a sort of cockney cheeky chappy if you will.

You will ? - oh good. Let's go !!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:34, archived)

You know I will

but would you? ;)

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:36, archived)

Let's

let the die decide

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)

Fully Oliver

Me old pukka mukka

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:38, archived)

Here's the best one

'Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?'

'I live with a cat in a high-rise flat, so how the fuck would I know?'

Don't get me started on the little lambs.

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Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:34, archived)

another - sort of...

mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
she fed it bisto twice a day
and turned it's piss to gravy

fin

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:37, archived)

Mary had a little cow

She fed it safety pins
And every time she milked the cow
The milk came out in tins!

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)

I'm sure I've done this before, but....

mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were astounded,
everywhere that mary went
gynacologists surrounded.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)

haar

haarr!!

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freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)

I have to admit

that's from the half man half biscuit song '99% of gargoyles look like bob todd' which I can make available for your xmas pleasure if you'd like :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)

didn't we

have a bandwagon of these "mary had a little lamb..." rhymes?

g'wan, let's have a listen.

(

bananaman, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)

coming right up

sah. Watch this post for editage :)

*edit* clicky

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

She stuck it on a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went up it's bum
And turned it's wool to nylon.

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Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)

On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain on a throne of blood

Or from one of those hairless cats

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:26, archived)

*bursts into tears*

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:26, archived)

They

are truley fugly.

(

Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:30, archived)

Oh no!

Scary hour is upon us again!

*runs and hides*

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Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:21, archived)

Ahhhh.

He's all excited 'cos it's nearly Xmas.
Hello.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:22, archived)

holy

crap!

(

freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:25, archived)

Lest I go to bed before midnight, just to wish you all a merry eczema

and happy gonhorrea.

(did i get that right?)

Psi ;)

(Psi, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:09, archived)

It's usually

merry syphillis

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Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)

Excited ! Excited ! Excited ! Excited ! Excited ! Excited ! Excited ! Excited ! Excited !

less than an hour to christmas day !!

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:06, archived)

oh my!

technically isnt it christmas morning though? speaking of times...does anyone know the exact hour of christ's birth?.../pedant...

oh..i gotta go to church with the family tomorrow...churches always make me feel so...guilty

/edit : the clock is fixed? did I miss this?

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dogsbollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:08, archived)

isn't it

sometime around january 2nd?

(

teflon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:10, archived)

I think

the exact hour of jesus birth was summer....or just gone half past star....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:10, archived)

Wouldn't that be

dependent on your time zone?

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:12, archived)

i went to

church when i spent christmas in germany. it was most baffling, but wonderful. having had a strict atheist upbringing, it was all a bit of an adventure

(

freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:14, archived)

catholicism

in spain is much nicer than here - no one wants to be there, and it's a rush to have it over and done with.

(

bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:16, archived)

I'll

be in church tomorrow!

(

rogan, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:19, archived)

Tick tock...

The hands of time steadily tick our lives away... But I'm pretty sure this is the one time of year when nobody minds the fact they're getting just that little bit older.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:08, archived)

No prezzies

till after the queen's speech though... which this year is versus Sharon Osbourne on Channel 4. Which one will YOU be watching, fellow boardsters?

(

Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:10, archived)

maybe

they could do a head to head style wrestling match...

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)

I'd watch that...

...the queen would kick her ass

(

JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:12, archived)

well

it was that idea or some kind of lesbo mud wrestling idea...but once i thought of that it made me feel unwell....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:14, archived)

i personally this year

will watch neither. I'll probably be on here :)
my new year's resolution is....to spend more time on here...and try and get frontpaged...

anyone else wanna share?

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dogsbollocks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:14, archived)

The Short Xmas Quiz

If anyone wants to take part in my beautifully asinine quiz, go here and fill it in before the end of christmas day.

Matching asinine prizes will be awarded on boxing day.

(

_null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:04, archived)

I decided to de-lurk

and answer in a really pedantic fashion.

All answers I gave were the opinion of 3 pints of beer.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:28, archived)

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