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[challenge entry] i heard it was hUge - -<=3
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Oh very nice
now why don't you post a bit more, hmm? 12 posts in 333 days just isn't good enough. Tsk.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I would prefer
if we all posted at that rate if we posted that quality and higher, there are enough of us.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# it works out
1 every 27.75 days.
except i done all of em since last friday :\
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# heheh
very good
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Cool not just
because it doesnt contain kittens
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
like
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# mmm... Geena...
let me see:
- IQ of 140
- champion archer (narrowly missed US Olympic team)
- plays piano and violin
- speaks Swedish
- 6 feet tall, mostly legs
- modelled for Victoria's Secret
yet dumb enough to get married 4 times?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# champion archer eh?
why did she miss the U.S team then?

/coat
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Lack of Hummus?
I think she was 24th out of 28 in the national semi-finals - pretty bloody good for a country the size of the USA.
Oh, and she was in the Pet Shop Boys "It's A Sin" video. Wow.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# the evil Laugh Harder
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# aahahaha
klarse
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# hehehe!
woo!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# That's wonderful. And I'm one of those Star Wars geeks...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# woo hoo
so you know who 21B is? and why he was ducking in the ice cave as Han went to rescue luke?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# No. But you're about to tell me, right?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# umm
han is now hon.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Noted. So who is 21b?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# below
dr spasskitten wins....
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# is it his
taum taum(sp?)? if so what do i win? :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# yes
you win a fingermouse, but you already have one so i'm going to keep it. And i think its a Taun Taun...

AAUURRAAAAHHH NAKI NAKI
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# the medical droid that 'repaired' luke after he was wampa'd
he was the first star wars figure i ever had
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# woo
winner.. so why was he ducking?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# because he wanted to hide?
he knew he'd have loads of work to do and would rather spend his time smoking fags, drinking coffee and checking out hoth's version of B3TA, called H3TA (is really cold there)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Blimey
Wasn't ready for a big purple helmet!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# touche
was waiting for that one
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# skill & brill
at once
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I like it too.
It's the best thing ever.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# sycophant
is that how you spell it?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Nah, that's
i-t

Oh I kill myself, sometimes.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# please
stop
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# .
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I Woo Yay
your woo yay!!!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Excellent
punmanship
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# thuper
duper!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hehehehe
purple helmet!
hehehehe
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# I'm really sorry
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ummm
original pic?

wasat all about?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# If he dies, does he come to a full stop?
b'dum tssch

Edit: sorry, bit of a half assed joke there. In fact, it's a - wait for it - semi colon!

/storm of applause. Please...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# yanks
talk about . pain, don't they?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# woo
he should be part of the apostrophe police
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# He say what ?
He say the Sherifs a Ni......
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Pictures get caught in the web...
And become what they fear most...

No comments :o(,
I thought it was good!
Thankyou Slick!
My pleasure!:o)
Your my best friend on this board,
and you mine!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha the comedy...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# .
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
that maed me laugh.. in fact im still laughing as i type this.. hehehe
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# im sorry
but that rules and must be front page or i will cry.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# that is fucking genius
well done!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# theres such a fine line between genius
and fucking scary
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# cheers :)
I try and think of things to do all day (I even have a list, the shame) then I saw this piccy in my collection and it came to me, just like that.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# hmm
has anyone done spong pong?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# hehehe
(who wins?)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# hehe!
go on make it in to a full game that will get around the net faster than joels kittens.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# good idea!
watch this space (well not this one that'd be foolish, you know what I mean)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# YAY!
to making all you lot famous with your mad pictures!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# you get my new
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# !
a very definite woo yay sir!

teehee.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# The Stiletto in the Ghetto
was finally erect yesterday, in Dublin. See previous thread if interested...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# please
don't re-post please!
thanks for making it a link
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# oh, very well.
I was wondering, myself.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i had to get this clash of titans out of my head
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Giant Meercats
Are brill!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I think
that's a polar bear...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Well thats convergent evolution for you
Its very brown for a polar bear - been mud-wallowing I guess.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# polar bears are brown
it's just the light fucking with their hollow hairs that make them appear white ... or something
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# ^ what he said
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# where goddammit!
i understand b3ta is mostly UK.

are there any newcastle UT dwellers here or what?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# calm down
mate
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# what can i say...
...i'm a stereotypical geordie, we get geet radgie at owt man, y'knaa
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# aye pet
.
/mums a geordie
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# geordie mums
geet rule the world and that... so what are you if its just your *MAM* thats a geordie?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Erm
Soft southern shitw I reckon.
Other half of me is Londoner
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# do you
drink shandy all instead of real drinks then or what :P
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# alcohol?
I only drink fizzy pop.

But I dont return the bottles
/rock and roll
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# thats what i
like to hear, thats some serious rock and roll livin you got goin on there
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# have a look
at this
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# AHA! that is quite a...
handy tool. cheers bro
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Thats
brilliant.
Did you do that?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Nope.. not I...
...it's in the linky thing at the top of m3ss3ng3r.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Bloody hell
so it is
*slaps forehead*
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Morning all
Buggers deleted my link when they edited my "the fear" post
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# And
was that all handwritten/typed?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Yes
Related spazz: www.b3ta.com/board/703798

That was about TWO pages long
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Class
-y
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I'm tempted to go back
and expand it out again!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Topical ? Well you can never find one...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# rrr
don't bluddy talk to me about bluddy plumbers...rrr rrr rrr 105 quid rrr rrr rrr bugger all done rrr rrr rrr
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I have a go at plumbing myself
Here's my house
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# ooo
lakeside view.. nicee....
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Only Barrett would build
a house in a stream
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# take
a week to feed the fish
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Anyone know any good plumbers in
East London (E17)? I could do with getting a shower (mixer, no electrics) installed over my bath. Apparently shouldn't be too expensive, but I'm not about to believe that.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Have a go yourself?
I did my dishwasher and new kitchen

Me and another guy used to do all the plumbing when I worked at my old job....
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I have been toying with the idea
but the potential catastrophic consequences worry me. Might get a good book and see how hard it looks.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Just 2 points to remember
1) Do it in plastic and use LOTS of glue
2) Remember to use MORE thread tape than you think is necessary
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Blimey.
I think that sort of advice could be useful in all kinds of situations.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# True
(hate this time of day - all the UK b3tans get home from work and post like mad pushing threads off the board in super quick time)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Well
at least we aren't rhyme dueling.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I agree
its not that hard, even the proper tools are quite cheep.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# And when you turn the water back on
you can see where you've stuffed up

INSTANTLY

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Oh yes,
but you learn quick !
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Good plumbers in E17?
Brian? Tony? They both look like plumbers...


/coat
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# tags
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# tags!

never done this before, how exciting
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I certainly didn't expect any
East 17 jokes when I moved here, oh no.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Made by my mate Kev...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# your mate kev
is aces in my book
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Yep, he's a top man. He's hosting my rather poor attempts
at comedy gifs, and doesn't mind when I email him a load of shite every morning. In fact

for Kevin Hunneybell.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Thats ace!
Bush gives apes a bad name
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# That's really
rather clever. Nice one, Kev.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# That is quite simply
Fan-f*king-tastic. Top marks.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Fecking
Ace
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# history reveals...

not sure about the 'aah's tho'
think mayor quimby and it sort-of works
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# translation
I am a doughnut
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# thorough
but stale
i vote for history keeping the donut :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# yah
history's more fun when it's nasty - witness the Rotten Romans, etc.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# there was a protest the other day...
in downtown Vancouver... the crowd were chanting "bad cop, no donuts bad cop, no donuts" made me laff.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# As Quimby's based on JFK
then, ah, they kinda work.

I'm guessing Pt.2 of this will show us how his "murder a donut" and "i'm a donut" comments got taken out of context by Lee Harvey Oswald, with hilarious results?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# THe ahh's were beautifully done.
And he certainly did have jelly-donut filling, as we all do. :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Wish my desk looked like this
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# subliminal drug advertising

stop me! help! somebody!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Mmmm
Japanese number sharps...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# dont mind if i do
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Beware the hideous Worral-Thompson!


No. 4 in an accidental series.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# pete townshend must of phoned in a delivery
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i like
the way her head majikally grows back
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# whats the dog doing to the dad?
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yea
dogs suck
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# That's
brilliant!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Peurile, but inspired by fact.*

*May not be fact. Click and see.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# w00t
those wings give you extra air time. sweet
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I seem to be
Finding all sorts of excuses for blatant reposts
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# woo
nice pic :D
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# !
eggs sell lent
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# that made
me laugh
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes it's a repost for the comp - as if I'm the only one
But they decided that the original opening of Die Hard with a Vengeance wasn't quite threatening enough.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I saw that on American TV
and i was very curious how they'd deal with that.
It said simply 'I HATE PEOPLE'.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# they'd recorded loads more extra lines too in the dubbing as they do for most films
so instead of things like 'ass' they say things like 'bum'
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Hey flip you
melonfarmer etc.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Repo Man?
The same channel atht had "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass" from The Big Lebowski come out as "This is what happens when you funa stranger in the Alps". The bustards.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Yippie K'yah
Kemo Sabe!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I saw it on an aeroplane
It said 'I Hate Everybody'
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# that was the one
i forgot the exact word but that sounds right.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Die Hard was on last night
but, correct me if I'm mistaken, his board read "I hate Black People" and he was wearing it in a black neighborhood. They blurred it out so it wouldn't be offensive to anyone. pfsh, fucking censors.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# you're kidding, right?
then why did all those, um, African-Americans try to kill him? sheesh...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# That's the original sign
They 'shopped it to say the "N" word in the full-strength movie.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I hate Nittens?
Doesn't make any sense.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I hate Mittens...
...that makes more sense.

I like my hand clothing to have individual finger support.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Of course it doesn't
It's American!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Woo
Yay!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Tee Hee
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# this has probably been done before
but well... what the hell
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# 404
brain not found?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# the old switcheroo
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# muh?
ahhh!!

Woo & yay there sir.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# hello!
how's things? Was your antipideon excursion fun?

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# woo
but
who?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hello
mr.wasps, haven't seen you about these parts for some time. The pic was a random google gem.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# .
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

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