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# I don't know what's worse
The animation itself, or the fact that it moved an entire cult to kill themselves.

emucult.joffeman.com/flash/manboobs.html

I love it :D
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# oddly
hypnotic.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Threadjack!
I'm not normally one for bandwagons and this doesn't deserve it's own thread but...


(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# i like it
it has a poetic elegance.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# ohhhhh,,,,
very good,..wish i could think that fast.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# or even
fink that thast.
(erm.. please go to bed and save yourself reading this)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# don't woory,
we all lick the same,
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Herbie - those were the days
...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)
#
that is really rather upsetting
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)
# One day, sitting at his computer, b3ta donation guy was inspired...
God Kills NoHands
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# No no no!
Life must be a delicate balance of these two things.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# But...
there are so many kittens......only pr0n can restore balance to the force!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# "WE NEED YOU
to give us a hand with the Kitten menace."
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# ahh but in star wayrs, balancing the force meant more evil
so which is evil, the cats or the pr0n? Dumb question. cats are evil
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Kittens: A Fuzzy Kind Of Evil
I am *so* dead if the KLF sees that ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)
# .
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# love
and hate are very similar things
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# yeah
deep
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# no
not really
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# and generally given
by the same people.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# love and hate are a two edged sword....
i love my wife, but if she catches me on here 'till 3 am she's goona chop 'em off!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# good idea
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# woo voles
yay
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# woo
that's top.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# seeing as that is the funniest thing i've seen all week
>
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# see, great hate
= great love.
You've proved beyond doubt they are intertwined :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Woooooo!
Uptown Vole,
She's been chewing on an Uptown Vole,
She seemed to struggle with it's big round Mole,
And so she left that bit out of the roll.
Oh what a doll!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)
# haha
classic billy voel ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Stop!
In the Name of Vole.
Before you break my Hole.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# ITS JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT,,,
then a step to the right..put your hand on your vole! and pull your legs in tighhhaaaaaghhhht!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# it's just a pelvic thruuuuuust
and then the RSPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will-come-around-with-the-pigggggggggggs
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# LETS DO THE
VOLE RAPE AGAIIIIIN!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
# You bastard
now that chorus is looping in my head
..vole rape!
really!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)
# sorry!
only thing i could think of.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:02, archived)
# excellent, excellent
In marked contrast to this, which is very weak:
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# clapclapclapclarp
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# You all realise that now I can't afford to go to University
Not that I could before, but an extra three grand is not going to make things easy.
I'll have to live off stale porridge.
Gnash gnash, they spend all the money on pointless wars, and pretty soon most people in their own country won't be educated.
Surely the best way to stop any war is through education?
Gnarl.
Oh well, I'll just take up plumbing.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I could
teach you mechanics in about a day...ish
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# How do you know
that we're all mechanics ?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# what we really need to do...
is.. LOSE A WAR! think of it! we'll have the rest of the world giving us everything we need!
i may even take a day off...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Join the rest of us students
in the Land of Debt.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# been there, seen it ,done it...
got a degree in spazzing,errr no what was it?,,,,something like that,...oh yeh! jernalisimo!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I just checked my modules for semester 2...

Seems I have a module on photoshoppery and flash.

I have to hummus for module credits
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)
# i shall have to resign myself
to the fact that the only way that i can get a decent education is to be inj debt until i'm 50.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# won't take that long,
just hit 40,recon another 2 tears.{ooooh, a fraudian slip!}
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# freudian slip. isn't that where you think one thing
but say 'your mum'?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Variation on the original theme
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# teehee
lovely
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Hehehehe
that one rocks.
Smoke a fag!
woo.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# THIS HAS ALMOST CERTAINLY BEEN DONE
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# zebravissimo !!
w y h
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# teehee
nice.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Quality!
Not been on for a while. Have I missed any good bandwagons. (Apart from the beatles one)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i find good
and bandwagon very rarely go together.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# True!
It was a major contradiction. What was I thinking!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I'm old and drunk,
wasn't that on an album cover of some young yobb's a few years back?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# woo- see below
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# cor
here you go -


(I'm having troble remote linking -- can anyone see this?)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# yes..
and its funny..well done.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Sure can.
Some sort of frog shower
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# yep I see the waterbuffalow
falling on each other and the queens tits
(it's frogs really)
oh, and woo to the woo obviously and wadda wonderfully woofull woo it is
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# cool!
but joking aside - I bet the queen's tits do look remarkably like big green toads.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I'VE HAD HER..
and her mum, they where rubbish!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# gravy
and WOO
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Arfness =)
.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ah, but i don't believe it has
therefore that's fantastically woo yay!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Arf!
nice one.
I've always found those weird cartoons unnerving for some indefinable reason..
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# love is.....
BOLLOCKS!, actually.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I know
I should have really saved it for valentines day, but I knew I'd forget and it only took me 2 minutes, I think that's a new personal record for time spent on a post.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# it suuure is
no, hold on...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# can I just say
that I always have done
and also currently:

DESPISE THOSE FUCKING PICTURES TO THE VERY CORE OF MY EXISTENCE.

Thankyou.

Particularly their faces.
I was distressed to find them being used on a London Underground information campaign.

killkillkill
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# me too
I find think that they only love each other because they are both freakish eunuchs (or rather eunuch and eunuchess)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Can I leave the job
of despising them to you whilst I go to bed?

Have to be up in 5 hours and I'm feeling queasy.

Cheers mate ;-)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# oh,
you light weight....
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# joy te me.
i only use the "tube" when i visit my brother,i don't like him very much so don't go to london very often.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# goodnight Abbeyroad
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# brain.....melting.....
wo....o y.....ay
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Woo & Aaaargh!
my eyes!
8)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# aaaagh
on an unrelated note, I just found this:

what am I doing with my life if this ends up on my server? you know, when you just for an instant stand back and look at yourself and what you've done?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# don't worry
they're everywhere.

see?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# fucksocks
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# aaah
i remember Thazbin.
I have to admit, I kinda miss that guy.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# eep, painful
someone throw me at the original,
I haven't leapt upon the wagon yet.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# you havin problems with passwords 'n stuff?
or just fancied a change?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# just fancied a change really.
not sure why.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# OH FOR FU...
only just logged on, got a mygrane already!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Can anyone host a flash file or 2 for me?
blode 6 and a few others appear to have killed the server they're on. not for the first time. blueyonder / btinternet etc free accounts rather than paid-for bandwidth accounts would be appropriate as the files demand a lot of bandwidth, and the freebie ones that come with connections such as blueyonder are, well, free.
Anyone fancy helping me out? please? pretty pretty please? (grovel grovel) - I always put in a thankyou link by the way
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I have
blueyonder space spare...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Yay!
would either you or the fnordster be up for hosting a file or 2? blueyonder are fantastic- genuinely unlimited bandwidth- never had any probs with them at all. Could you either email me ftp details to joel @ rathergood dot com or give me an email address to send swf files to? Wicked. Woo. Also, url for thankyou link would be good.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Email
on the way
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# e-mail sent
mate
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# how many MB are they?
i'm on BY
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Not big files
they just get downloaded a lot. no disk space issue. the issue is bandwidth, and with blueyonder that seems to be no issue at all.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yeah, I was due for some spring cleaning of my webspace anyway
it was either that or sign up for the 1MB thing and get even more to fill up.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# fraid not
i don't think MSN would like them :)

on an entirely unrelated note, i was wondering earlier if you are related to Nick Veitch?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Nah
not related to him. soz about that
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# while
we're asking you questions, you don't have any connections with Maidstone do you?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Yes I do
why? (extremely interested)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# oh
did your brother go to MGS?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Ohhhh yes
who you? So did I.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# oh, I'm just this guy...
James Burke, who used to hang around with Toby Davies, who used to be friends with Alex. small world I guess, I did think there was a resemblance when I saw pictures of you...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# not TOBY Toby?
well I never!
I saw his name once on an internet messageboard ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# to be fair
I'm not *the* James Burke, just a James Burke
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# But you command the stage
so well.
Toby Davies's name did ring some bells at first, but then I realised it couldn't have been him.
Not after the 'operation' :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Fuckin 'ell
yup, small world. well i never. nice to meet you. woos all round.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hello,
how do you do! :)
edit: and goodnight!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# ahh
you have put my mind at rest. thank you
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I'll host em for ya!
at least as long as I can
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# woo! kimbo!
thanks for the offer. i think i'm ok for now but will be in crisis again very shortly.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Private Ryan
Missing battle scene

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hahahaha
wtf
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Superb
!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# only got 5k dial up so took a while,
vvv nice ,evenin' all....
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# how rare
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# This is for those of you who are really bored
Was researching for an essay today. Found this abstract. Spot the typo.......

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=6775371&dopt=Abstract

(All I`ll say is it's not obvious and more than likely not worth searching for!)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# hehe
i tittered
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# aah
that hurts.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# don't do yourself down
thats good
puerile..moi?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ..platelet cunt ratio..
why did that leap off the page..?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i find that
immensely disturbing

i think it is the smile
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# i
thought kenny was dead?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# That's brilliant! ;D
And wonderfully disturbing. I like. 8)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Blatant plug
for an eBay auction.

D'you reckon they'll sell?

*muffled giggle* (bit late for the competition, though)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# hmmmmm
I don't know what to think about that
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# just think
the first thing that comes in to your head
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# arsebanditry
oh dear
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# That
was the first thing to come into your head?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# yup
soz
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# that is why i said
'think' and not 'say'
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# ooops
you did didnt you?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# i'm in a
reply'in mood
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# yay
this is fun

had too much wine
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# ???
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# erm
not quite.

like your img tho :)

http://www.wineenthusiast.com/
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# wine is good for us!
8)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# top class
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Got wank?


First Post, etc...

-Jared
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# help
it's god
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# 9400 users
Welcome to B3ta. Please photoshop a... oh you've done that bit.
Er... settle in then and join the chatter.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# holy madre grod
9400! wonder what'd happen if we all got together in the same place...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Basingstoke
would happen
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# it's a terrifying thought...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it already has with me
I'm there now
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# b3tans are nice
just don't use a glass cock in y'r images
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Yes we are.
We should be proud of how great and friendly we all are.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Are you a mate of Bob the Dinosaur?
perchance?
And is 23 a discordian reference?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Bob who?
23 is a discordian reference, yes.

Hail Eris or some such pseudo-religious reference.

Oh, I don't know who Bob is.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# the fraggle radio
made me wonder if it reffered to a club night called fraggle that happens in London.
I am a Fnord, though as you can see i've become professorialised.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Fraggle Rock
No, it refers to a nickname I got for having muppet-coloured hair.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# ahh nevermind then :)
did you ever see twentythree.co.uk?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I wouldn't reply here if you see this btw
catch me further up if you did.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I changed my Windows start button
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# question is
what do i change it to?
Given that my parents often require use of this computer...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)
# "pheep"
"mango"
"kebab"
"phaal"


Hang on, I think I might use "phaal" myself!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# hmmmm
i might change it to
'Spree'
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# or
gubns

as in 'gubbins' of course
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# have you handed in your m3tatweening homework?
I forget.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# can i join in
i failed to listen to what i should do first time round.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# e-mail the link on the m3tatweening page
link on my profile.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I haven't yet I'm afraid Uncle Fnord.
It's progressing and you'll have it tomorrow or Saturday morning.
By which I mean today or Saturday morning.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# okay
I should have eveerything ready for Sunday then I hope :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# something went wrong
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Are you kidding?
If not , you're royally crunch cornered there mate
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# like
youre taking no responsibility?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Sure I am. Sure I am.
OK, I've just got to get something from my car.

[runs]

[loud engine noise]
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# *hails yellow cab*
FOLLOW THAT CAR!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# wooyay
mostly because part of my post is there
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# yum
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)
# First Post. Heh. I'm stupid.
my poor, poor finger
Somebody painted my thumb-nail green.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I like how about halfway through it turns into a stringy
line drawing of Kylie
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# then she twirls that
bum of hers

as opposed to anyone else's
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# !
that is fantabberoony.

not sure why though
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# domo for your topdesk

probably need windows px to use the gif.

don't stare at it for too long either
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Uncle Bertie always made sure it was a party to remember....
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# my eyes... my eyes...
hehe, woo, even though it broke my eyes.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# woo

but don't do it again
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# really
how come when i want to save it, its a bmp?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:58, archived)
# wow
this guy is dancing in perfect sync with Chemical Brothers' "Come With Us". Scary.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# chris farley
r.i.p.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# fucking die aibo
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# aw
.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)

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