I don't know what's worse
The animation itself, or the fact that it moved an entire cult to kill themselves.
emucult.joffeman.com/flash/manboobs.html
I love it :D
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emucult.joffeman.com/flash/manboobs.html
I love it :D
Threadjack!
I'm not normally one for bandwagons and this doesn't deserve it's own thread but...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28,
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or even
fink that thast.
(erm.. please go to bed and save yourself reading this)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:38,
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(erm.. please go to bed and save yourself reading this)
One day, sitting at his computer, b3ta donation guy was inspired...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:23,
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But...
there are so many kittens......only pr0n can restore balance to the force!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:31,
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ahh but in star wayrs, balancing the force meant more evil
so which is evil, the cats or the pr0n? Dumb question. cats are evil
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Kittens: A Fuzzy Kind Of Evil
I am *so* dead if the KLF sees that ;)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:45,
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love and hate are a two edged sword....
i love my wife, but if she catches me on here 'till 3 am she's goona chop 'em off!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:23,
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see, great hate
= great love.
You've proved beyond doubt they are intertwined :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:26,
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You've proved beyond doubt they are intertwined :)
Woooooo!
Uptown Vole,
She's been chewing on an Uptown Vole,
She seemed to struggle with it's big round Mole,
And so she left that bit out of the roll.
Oh what a doll!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:25,
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She's been chewing on an Uptown Vole,
She seemed to struggle with it's big round Mole,
And so she left that bit out of the roll.
Oh what a doll!
ITS JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT,,,
then a step to the right..put your hand on your vole! and pull your legs in tighhhaaaaaghhhht!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:32,
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it's just a pelvic thruuuuuust
and then the RSPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will-come-around-with-the-pigggggggggggs
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:35,
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Will-come-around-with-the-pigggggggggggs
You bastard
now that chorus is looping in my head
..vole rape!
really!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:56,
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..vole rape!
really!
excellent, excellent
In marked contrast to this, which is very weak:
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28,
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You all realise that now I can't afford to go to University
Not that I could before, but an extra three grand is not going to make things easy.
I'll have to live off stale porridge.
Gnash gnash, they spend all the money on pointless wars, and pretty soon most people in their own country won't be educated.
Surely the best way to stop any war is through education?
Gnarl.
Oh well, I'll just take up plumbing.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:11,
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I'll have to live off stale porridge.
Gnash gnash, they spend all the money on pointless wars, and pretty soon most people in their own country won't be educated.
Surely the best way to stop any war is through education?
Gnarl.
Oh well, I'll just take up plumbing.
what we really need to do...
is.. LOSE A WAR! think of it! we'll have the rest of the world giving us everything we need!
i may even take a day off...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:16,
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i may even take a day off...
been there, seen it ,done it...
got a degree in spazzing,errr no what was it?,,,,something like that,...oh yeh! jernalisimo!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:27,
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I just checked my modules for semester 2...
Seems I have a module on photoshoppery and flash.
I have to hummus for module credits
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:55,
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Seems I have a module on photoshoppery and flash.
I have to hummus for module credits
i shall have to resign myself
to the fact that the only way that i can get a decent education is to be inj debt until i'm 50.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:28,
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won't take that long,
just hit 40,recon another 2 tears.{ooooh, a fraudian slip!}
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:34,
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freudian slip. isn't that where you think one thing
but say 'your mum'?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:37,
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Quality!
Not been on for a while. Have I missed any good bandwagons. (Apart from the beatles one)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:07,
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I'm old and drunk,
wasn't that on an album cover of some young yobb's a few years back?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:07,
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cor
here you go -
(I'm having troble remote linking -- can anyone see this?)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:11,
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(I'm having troble remote linking -- can anyone see this?)
yep I see the waterbuffalow
falling on each other and the queens tits
(it's frogs really)
oh, and woo to the woo obviously and wadda wonderfully woofull woo it is
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:14,
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(it's frogs really)
oh, and woo to the woo obviously and wadda wonderfully woofull woo it is
cool!
but joking aside - I bet the queen's tits do look remarkably like big green toads.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:15,
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ah, but i don't believe it has
therefore that's fantastically woo yay!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:28,
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Arf!
nice one.
I've always found those weird cartoons unnerving for some indefinable reason..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:01,
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I've always found those weird cartoons unnerving for some indefinable reason..
I know
I should have really saved it for valentines day, but I knew I'd forget and it only took me 2 minutes, I think that's a new personal record for time spent on a post.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:04,
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can I just say
that I always have done
and also currently:
DESPISE THOSE FUCKING PICTURES TO THE VERY CORE OF MY EXISTENCE.
Thankyou.
Particularly their faces.
I was distressed to find them being used on a London Underground information campaign.
killkillkill
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:04,
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and also currently:
DESPISE THOSE FUCKING PICTURES TO THE VERY CORE OF MY EXISTENCE.
Thankyou.
Particularly their faces.
I was distressed to find them being used on a London Underground information campaign.
killkillkill
me too
I find think that they only love each other because they are both freakish eunuchs (or rather eunuch and eunuchess)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:06,
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Can I leave the job
of despising them to you whilst I go to bed?
Have to be up in 5 hours and I'm feeling queasy.
Cheers mate ;-)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:09,
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Have to be up in 5 hours and I'm feeling queasy.
Cheers mate ;-)
joy te me.
i only use the "tube" when i visit my brother,i don't like him very much so don't go to london very often.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:10,
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aaaagh
on an unrelated note, I just found this:
what am I doing with my life if this ends up on my server? you know, when you just for an instant stand back and look at yourself and what you've done?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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what am I doing with my life if this ends up on my server? you know, when you just for an instant stand back and look at yourself and what you've done?
aaah
i remember Thazbin.
I have to admit, I kinda miss that guy.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:00,
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I have to admit, I kinda miss that guy.
eep, painful
someone throw me at the original,
I haven't leapt upon the wagon yet.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:57,
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I haven't leapt upon the wagon yet.
you havin problems with passwords 'n stuff?
or just fancied a change?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:00,
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Can anyone host a flash file or 2 for me?
blode 6 and a few others appear to have killed the server they're on. not for the first time. blueyonder / btinternet etc free accounts rather than paid-for bandwidth accounts would be appropriate as the files demand a lot of bandwidth, and the freebie ones that come with connections such as blueyonder are, well, free.
Anyone fancy helping me out? please? pretty pretty please? (grovel grovel) - I always put in a thankyou link by the way
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:47,
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Anyone fancy helping me out? please? pretty pretty please? (grovel grovel) - I always put in a thankyou link by the way
Yay!
would either you or the fnordster be up for hosting a file or 2? blueyonder are fantastic- genuinely unlimited bandwidth- never had any probs with them at all. Could you either email me ftp details to joel @ rathergood dot com or give me an email address to send swf files to? Wicked. Woo. Also, url for thankyou link would be good.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:52,
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Not big files
they just get downloaded a lot. no disk space issue. the issue is bandwidth, and with blueyonder that seems to be no issue at all.
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yeah, I was due for some spring cleaning of my webspace anyway
it was either that or sign up for the 1MB thing and get even more to fill up.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:03,
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fraid not
i don't think MSN would like them :)
on an entirely unrelated note, i was wondering earlier if you are related to Nick Veitch?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:50,
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on an entirely unrelated note, i was wondering earlier if you are related to Nick Veitch?
while
we're asking you questions, you don't have any connections with Maidstone do you?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:03,
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oh, I'm just this guy...
James Burke, who used to hang around with Toby Davies, who used to be friends with Alex. small world I guess, I did think there was a resemblance when I saw pictures of you...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:27,
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not TOBY Toby?
well I never!
I saw his name once on an internet messageboard ;)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:30,
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I saw his name once on an internet messageboard ;)
But you command the stage
so well.
Toby Davies's name did ring some bells at first, but then I realised it couldn't have been him.
Not after the 'operation' :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:33,
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Toby Davies's name did ring some bells at first, but then I realised it couldn't have been him.
Not after the 'operation' :)
Fuckin 'ell
yup, small world. well i never. nice to meet you. woos all round.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:33,
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woo! kimbo!
thanks for the offer. i think i'm ok for now but will be in crisis again very shortly.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:43,
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This is for those of you who are really bored
Was researching for an essay today. Found this abstract. Spot the typo.......
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=6775371&dopt=Abstract
(All I`ll say is it's not obvious and more than likely not worth searching for!)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:43,
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www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=6775371&dopt=Abstract
(All I`ll say is it's not obvious and more than likely not worth searching for!)
Blatant plug
for an eBay auction.
D'you reckon they'll sell?
*muffled giggle* (bit late for the competition, though)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39,
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D'you reckon they'll sell?
*muffled giggle* (bit late for the competition, though)
erm
not quite.
like your img tho :)
http://www.wineenthusiast.com/
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42,
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like your img tho :)
http://www.wineenthusiast.com/
9400 users
Welcome to B3ta. Please photoshop a... oh you've done that bit.
Er... settle in then and join the chatter.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:37,
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Er... settle in then and join the chatter.
holy madre grod
9400! wonder what'd happen if we all got together in the same place...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39,
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Yes we are.
We should be proud of how great and friendly we all are.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39,
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Are you a mate of Bob the Dinosaur?
perchance?
And is 23 a discordian reference?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:39,
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And is 23 a discordian reference?
Bob who?
23 is a discordian reference, yes.
Hail Eris or some such pseudo-religious reference.
Oh, I don't know who Bob is.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42,
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Hail Eris or some such pseudo-religious reference.
Oh, I don't know who Bob is.
the fraggle radio
made me wonder if it reffered to a club night called fraggle that happens in London.
I am a Fnord, though as you can see i've become professorialised.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:44,
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I am a Fnord, though as you can see i've become professorialised.
Fraggle Rock
No, it refers to a nickname I got for having muppet-coloured hair.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:46,
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I wouldn't reply here if you see this btw
catch me further up if you did.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:17,
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question is
what do i change it to?
Given that my parents often require use of this computer...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:25,
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Given that my parents often require use of this computer...
"pheep"
"mango"
"kebab"
"phaal"
Hang on, I think I might use "phaal" myself!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:27,
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"kebab"
"phaal"
Hang on, I think I might use "phaal" myself!
can i join in
i failed to listen to what i should do first time round.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:31,
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I haven't yet I'm afraid Uncle Fnord.
It's progressing and you'll have it tomorrow or Saturday morning.
By which I mean today or Saturday morning.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:34,
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By which I mean today or Saturday morning.
Are you kidding?
If not , you're royally crunch cornered there mate
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:35,
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Sure I am. Sure I am.
OK, I've just got to get something from my car.
[runs]
[loud engine noise]
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:42,
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[runs]
[loud engine noise]
First Post. Heh. I'm stupid.
Somebody painted my thumb-nail green.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:16,
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Somebody painted my thumb-nail green.
I like how about halfway through it turns into a stringy
line drawing of Kylie
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:18,
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domo for your topdesk
probably need windows px to use the gif.
don't stare at it for too long either
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 0:16,
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probably need windows px to use the gif.
don't stare at it for too long either
wow
this guy is dancing in perfect sync with Chemical Brothers' "Come With Us". Scary.
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