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[challenge entry] Dr. Who's new companion


Was more organic than his last; but rather less friendly...
(Phil not DS, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:11, archived)
# fuck me
that's a serious piece of kit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:13, archived)
# That's definitely you
/t2
(Phil not DS, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:14, archived)
# .
(Goodie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:05, archived)
# As much as I want to stick it to all of the non-banwagon bandwagoners

I still can't bring myself to post this in a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Self thread jack!!!
Anyone know what font is used on the b3ta front page?
(Goodie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# learn something new every
day
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
# well i never knew that
is that as true as polar bears being left-handed?
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:07, archived)
# it's either run by fans of bud ice
or it's one of those "witty viral marketing things"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:10, archived)
# It's someone personal page
Someone called Sorensen. He looks geeky...

www.allegromedia.com/sugi/
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21, archived)
# redneck geek though
those essays are awful
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:33, archived)
# they..
...must find it really hard to use scissors
(ahdanielsan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:11, archived)
# and bloody tin-openers
and when you do get a left handed tin opener you still can't use it cos it's the wrong way round compared the wrong way you've learned yourself to do it previously.

and women are 12 times more radioactive than men
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Canine Olfactory Aftest:
(rhodamine, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:03, archived)
# .
That's neatly done, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:33, archived)
# good!
why thank you; this is my first submission to b3ta. woot!
(rhodamine, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:59, archived)
# This bandwagon (and the people) now officially dead
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)
# .
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:59, archived)
# jeez that was quick
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Congrads
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:01, archived)
# woo!
and 87 classic frontpagers. Woo and yay to you, Mr Slim.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:05, archived)
# ta
Woo to getting away with 8 months of potatoslopping at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:09, archived)
# just out of interest
how do you manage to get away with it? you churn out so many of these, and they each look like they took ages. do you ever do any actual work?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I don't do that many now
Until a few months ago, I had very little work to do, and a screen that nobody could see.

A lot of my stuff takes 30mins, or an hour or so for the really tricky/polished ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Do i get a poke now?

at least its a bit smaller
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# nighty-nighty-night-night
off to catch the 18.03

see you in the morning. same time, same place, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:01, archived)
# night-night
i won't be here at this time tomorrow.
so yes
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)
# ciao
I'm going to slip into some lycra and terrorise some pedestrians.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:03, archived)
# me, too
come the spring, anyway

*wink, wink*
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't blame Bush, it's the covert spies...."Lassie are you sure they're weapons of mass destruction?"


(simonh, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# vader's
hampton

(ahdanielsan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# ?
random
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# well,
according to that picture, Darth Vader has a large brown cock which he calls his "hampton". It's quite simple.;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# well..
..if someone's gonna put vader in benn's boutique, then i'm gonna give him a big brown cock! simple
(ahdanielsan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
# can't say fairer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:06, archived)
# You just did!!
say fairer than that
(Plum Pidgeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Threadjack!
Anyone in Soho seen Agent Provocateur's new window display?

It claims to be partly by Damien Hirst, is called "Weapons of Mass Distraction" and says, "The only Bush I trust is my own"!
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# wasn't there a girl on the march
with that on her t-shirt?

which came first?
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:03, archived)
# She says she did
But I suspect she was faking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I saw it on a banner (don't start again)
at the Peace march in New York... It was on the BBC news.
(Plum Pidgeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:07, archived)
# It was Damien Hirst
I was drawing attention to, really. It's a very gory display, not AP's normal soft porn output...
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:14, archived)
# 'The costume-loving Ben,
Was clearly feeling randy,
And stood indulging Darth,
With a purposeful hand-shandy'.
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I was just bored, OK!?!?!?!?!
This an ultimate rip off
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# ooooh!
listen to this beauty. woo to chris morris.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# he's not as good as he used to be.
The DVD of Jam is coming out soon which was good, Blue Jam was best though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Actually if he included a disc of the complete Blue Jam with it
it would be pretty nifty.
Blue Jam is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:59, archived)
# That would be about 24 hours long.
A whole day of Rothko and friends.
Mmmmmmm.
[edit] I did my own one when Afghanistan kicked off. Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# The video is a treat!
It should be on TV straight after the news. Everybody needs to see it. Scarily realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)
# saddam has three nuclear devices in his
arse.

genius.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Go home
and die.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:07, archived)
# jeff always looked forward to squirt time!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Jeff's having so much fun
with that squirting action
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Booooo
the same messages have been on the front page for the past 3 hours!!
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# I know..
I have a killer one and I'm just waiting til it might get on there!!!
(Plum Pidgeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# thats because
us un the day shift are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# i for
one certainly am.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# does that mean I have to switch shifts?
'cos I'm normally on evenings and I'm bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:11, archived)
# were
you on all night?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Pretty much
the best way for me to go cold-turkey into a new sleeping schedule is to stay awake for 24 hours straight and then go to bed early
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Just to clarify, it's now 17.52 Greenwich Mean Time
Which is the proper, official time for the entire world, and which comes out of a park in Greenwich, LONDON.

/rules
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# .

bad bad bad
(frambooz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Stop
NOW
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# what
he said and a poke in the ribs if you don't.
and thats to everyone who wants to make another sign

*poke*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# it wasn't me
honest
(frambooz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# i've been away
how many have there been so far?

Too many? Really, that's quite a lot. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:57, archived)
# No!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Disgustingly
bad taste brother
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
# That made me laugh
so hard I gobbed on the monitor. Genie-arse.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:12, archived)
# More preventative cure messages
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# She
seems to have lost something in the ph'opping!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# preventative cure! huh
I thought it would be someone twatting Robert Smith with a big stick
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# There's
a compo in that suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# maybe so
but someone would use that fuckin nohands freak as alove cat
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# speaking of golf sales..

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Oh well
it had to happen sooner or later

let us hope that that brings an appropriate stop to this bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Whats really scary
Is on Saturday someone was carrying a real Golf Sale Sign. Not B3tans either I asked!
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# was
it pointing towards a golf sale? that would explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# No
it was pointing to another few hundred thousand people in Hyde park
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Down With Golf Sales!
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# my favourite
flower! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Has this bandwagon reached the end of the road yet?


Sorry - been away all afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# i fucking hope so
i'm as guilty as everyone, but please stop it now
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# OK - no more
apart from this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# that depends whether people
will do the decent thing and let it die.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# This
is a good one :D
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:03, archived)
# In the back of his mind

... Dubya knew the catcher was a terrorist.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# that
is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Ta very much.
Sorry I couldn't think of a anti-war banner joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# thank the lord
for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# 'Dubya's pursuit,
Of a half-decent score,
Reflected his dubious
Interest in war'.
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Just saw that frickin' ad on tv again
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# nope,
ain't seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# It's a guy talking in a kid's voice about football
then it says "paedophiles use the internet"
my point is, paedophiles use buses ferchrissakes.
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# but but
it's about not giving out personal details in chatrooms...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# I still feel that
some intent goes into making parents nervous about the internet, full stop. Maybe i'm being a classic paranoid or something.

nothin' more annoying than children with access to independent news sources.
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# yeah I know
it's a bit weighted against the Interweb - whatever happened to puppies and sweeties?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:57, archived)
# or giant fairgrounds in your back garden?
michael jackson
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:59, archived)
# if kids are stupid enough
to not know how to keep themselves safe, and not regularly hang round in rooms called 'hot teenz!' or '11-13 year olds ONLY!' or the like, then the interweb shouldn't be held accountable. some kids just ask for it.

/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:12, archived)
# does pretending to be a girl
when you are playing Quake2 count? It really winds up testosterone-full spotty oiks.
Now I feel dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# poi voit
*AND* I can't go and see asterix at the cinema cos it's kids club and I don't have any kids... WTF? Since when does having kids mean you're not going to fiddle with them?

And with that he strode purposefully back out of the room
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:17, archived)
# shit
how did you know?

i wear shirts to work every day, should i hide it under a jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Even then
We'll catch you because you use the internet.
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# what about if i put a cardigan
on my monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# cardicam!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Nonce!
Stone him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Yup
Paedophiles use the internet...
just like us
Paedophiles walk their dogs in the park...
just like us
Paedophiles do their shopping in Sainsburys...
just like us
Paedophiles get books out from the local library...
just like us
Paedophiles rape children...

umm did I say that last one out loud?...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)

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