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Helter Skelter Delta Force

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curry monster, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)

Weeeeeee!

Nice one El Monstro!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)

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Darryn.R, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

Take care not to overwind

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Mr Jingles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)

oooh

it's like a butterfly nut!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)

this has probably been done a billion times before, but...

(bentleylad *MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!*, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)

Yup

there's squintillions of wooyays, but few are quite that large...

Squeeze it down a bit, there's a nice chap - woos are meant to be secondary to the main pics! (Oh and I wonder what Weebl would say if he saw it...)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

I think he would say

"I like pie. Mmmh, pie"

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)

Not the Weebl in the pic

the Weebl who makes Weebl - Jonti!

Honestly... n00b! ;-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)

no, i meant

that there probably r lots of weebl & bob woo yays! that one is weebl...
bobs the little one, silly!

(bentleylad *MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!*, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)

no, i meant

that there probably r lots of weebl & bob woo yays!

(bentleylad *MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!*, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)

wow!

and woo!
lovely stuff!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)

A rotating Miss Whiskerson!

How clever

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)

Anyone around here like cats?

Really?

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xandmi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

love cats

hate clowns or mimes..

but woo!

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Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

can i jack this thread and ask

whats the best anim prog for a complete newbie
who used to think he was a funny guy till he found b3ta?

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abaddon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)

Depends

what do you use to draw pics? most of the bigger name packages have bundled animating programs, and that would be best for you 'cause it'd be easier to learn.

If you're going from scratch, perhaps flash... or if you're poor, try www.gimp.org

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:04, archived)

or paint

shop pro from jasc..

but flash or photoshop 5.5 or higher if you have them

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Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)

Do you own Photoshop 6 or 7?

Then you may want to give the bundled "ImageReady" a try. Easy to understand, works seamlessly with Photoshop and animates easily "across layers".
Personally, I prefer Macromedia's "Fireworks" -- but that's just me...

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xandmi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)

i have jasc 7.02

there's a anim thingy on there, is it good? (edit) jus saw my message and thought "god i sound like a right dumbshit!" i shall check out photoshop when i manage to tear myself away from here! thankyou all!!

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abaddon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)

Sorry, I don't know that one

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xandmi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

I installed Studio MX

and was instantly pissed off by the fact the programs in the bundle instantly and without warning take over every filetype they can - bastards!

After that I was too annoyed to try and learn how to use it... Especially as it actually takes longer than Photoshop to load, which is scary!

I do want/need to learn Flash though, so I may re-install that alone.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

I never had a problem with filetypejacking,

but then I'm one of the last Macintosh-people on this
planet and that particular Macromedia-problem never
popped up on my machine (OS X w/ Studio MX)

Fireworks is indeed a nifty little helper, but I'm sure there's
lots of alternatives out there in the real world.

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xandmi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)

Try it and see

it'll only be as good as you can make it, same as anything else... what we like using may be no good for you, depends on what you know and how you work.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

you have to save each frame

from paintshop as you go. then reassemble them in animationstudio. It's not great, but if it crashes you don't lose everything.
unlike ImageReady, which is better, but more risky, IMHO

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

We Love you Vigil!

I've made another video again :D This one's streamed on an embedded windows media player and is called Vigil we love you!. Of course when first thinking up this video i thought of the main important points of making a video:
1.Choose someone you don't know
2.Film it retardedly
3.Show to people you don't know
The man in question is Henry P. Vigil who is Microsofts Corporate Vice President. This video proves that Microsoft do have some loverly happy people working for their evil empire. So i dedicate this to Vigil...

WE LOVE YOU,

Chris

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For non Internet Explorer browsers who have windows media player :

You can watch it HERE.

(Nade, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)

you must really like microsoft man

cos it dont feckign work in mozilla

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

in Opera

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:49, archived)

might have something to do

with the video being played with WINDOWS media player.

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

thank fuck

finally, someone who can spell greebo right...

(Tendency, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

on the bright side...

my flash animation that i lovingly hand crafted - works in both as far as i know. And it has nothing to do with the war.

Click me I'm a craply explained repost from this morning

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

Nice

breakdown needs something tho, Currie staring slightly off camera is scary.

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partychancer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

yeah I know

just can't think what it is

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)

is there an opposite to woo yay?

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abaddon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

erm...

Rick Wakeman?

or Boo Nay

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

try summat like

"You are gay"

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

Ahem

Your All Gay

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

i stand corrected. my lack of hummus is seriously affecting me.

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:55, archived)

schnee

is the german word for snow :D dont you think its great

(Macabre_Halo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:52, archived)

mmn

How can you not like vigil?!?

(Nade, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

I know I said I was going to post it tommorow,

I probably will (eek) but I just finished and couldn't wait.
B3ta Canteen #4

1.
2.
3.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

marvellous!

I wondered when the quo would turn up in the strip!

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barnesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

12 ton goldfish

makes a welcome return to these parts

(Marsupial_Guff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

arf!

hehe

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

oh deary me

that has to be the funniest thing i've seen in some time.

(Resonance, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

That is fantastic.

As always.

Woo, yay, houpla and... panowie.

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)

You are a god...

...and no mistaking.

Perhaps an evil god though, which would be cool.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)

he's silce of

genius!! Bovine you do it again..

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Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)

i love these and i love you

in a metaflorical kind of way

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Shedside, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)

god are you a*

*re-arrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:45, archived)

hehehe are the laughers any lesser known b3ta characters?

Congrats on the BBC thing btw!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:45, archived)

Don't you recognise them?

They're the Quo!

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)

Its supposed to be

The Quo...done from mempory as well.
Curse my poor mental recollection/hand co-ordination facilities!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

oops

I thought it a loosely based on pep and cal or something thing. That was the best I could think of.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:55, archived)

They are pretty poor

representations of them, I won't be using them again I don't think, they're one joke ponys.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:57, archived)

it the orentation of them

they only ever appear from one single position, and you moved them.
that's what I think anyway

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)

So I did!

I had to really, since comic strips flow from right to left (even though Furtive was moving left) it would have looked odd if they were on the other side.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

but in moving them

their iconic form vanishes.
Maybe you should write it in Arabic, then it'd would be ok.:)

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)

I shall try that

for the next one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)

Not that my opinion matters

But this is fucking ace... I'm sure you've heard it before but this is the first time I've seen it and all I can say is fucking ace. You are the coolest and please bring more.
Oh BTW I like the comics if you didn't pick up on that.

(yoink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)

I probably say your username daily

just so you know

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Shedside, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Heh

So do I and so does my two year old. It's a strange word but oh so fitting.

(yoink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

oh my word

i just looked over all four, and they're the most fucksocktesticularlarly fantastic things i've ever seen - no woo is big enough

here's hoping for more!

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_null_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:49, archived)

beautiful

and furtive looks so chipper, trust the Quo not feel the pathos.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:52, archived)

I really like drawing Furtive,

don't know why.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:56, archived)

Fantastic!

these really are superb.
Best of these comic strip things i've seen.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

Schnarf!

I love theese

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:56, archived)

Let me add myself to

the long list of fans :)
These really are greatastical.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

you are amazingly brilliant

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)

Thanks chaps,

your comments drive me to do more.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

it had to be done...

shame this post is off the bottom already

great toons btw

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)

To win over the Iraqi gardeners..

Thanks to Marsupial Guff for the idea

(Geebo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...that is absolutely fantastic!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

Just when you thought

Mankind had reached the pinacle of its Photoshoping power, along comes something to blow it all away. Top stuff, I'd have it on my frontpage.

(Cleggy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

erm,

I'd heartedly recommend you have a look at Slims website.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

oy! bastard

thats my idea!

(Marsupial_Guff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

A tribute to Edwin Starr

with the assistance of the Signing Hedgehog Quintet. (More Humphrey & Duncan)

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

Woooooooo!

That's the most woosome H&D yet... and the singing hedgehogs are ace!

Any other guest-stars coming up?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

I don't know

but there are more potential guest stars around...

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

you have a lot of cuddly toys, don't you.

Are you 12, perchance? Or just deeply insecure? ;)

Woo as usual to H&D.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

A lot of them

are my Mum's. (Including Humphrey, actually.) Plus, how can you bear to throw a cuddly toy into storage?

(I'm 18, BTW)

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

Birds do it bees do it

everybody smokes

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

puffin prankster...

evenin' all... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Woo!

that's good, that is - and he has a never-ending supply of puffins to push off! Yay!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

fantastiche!

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curry monster, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:04, archived)

a mistake you only make once....

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SteelPriest, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

Ew, scary!

"uncle joe's balls"... must have taken you ages to think of that one! ;-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

truth is stranger than fiction...

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

Egad!

I must confess I didn't think he'd changed it... but that can is even stranger than my strangest imaginings could ever have been!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

it's a clicky : )

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

You are amazing

and I am awed by Uncle Joe's website... I'd never have expected the product to be english!

Hmmm, may need to get some for next week!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

i only know through research of these...

which was made a yonk and a half ago in my newbie days and is utter shite :) woo!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

hehehehe

I love it when that happens ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

actually they

are rather nice..

as long as he's had a shower recently..
/vomit

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Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

they are

lovely. although i used to have an uncle joe, so odd. deeply odd.

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

what browser

are you using?

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freshlegs, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

mozilla of course :D

nothing beats it, especailly with tabBrowser extension:)

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SteelPriest, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

bah!

i telnet to port 80!

then realise i'm being silly and use opera.

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bananaman, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

and what

browser do you use when you start being sensible again? :OP

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barnesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

Apologies

I have no excuses to offer

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Gribbley, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

No excuses

needed.

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

wooo!

top shopping all tonight!

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Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

My first animation:

(Vince-J, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

it's lovely

up until he hits the sea. methinks you need a splash of some form.

still it is good

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

agreed!

very very good... but SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

Okay, who said take a left?

(Zoinkid, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

even better

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

if you're gonna shop, shop properly

ps. sorry for the guy if it is true (and see below if you have no idea what i am talking about).

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

In that case...

...we are all fucking dead.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

Especially..

ME!

(Zoinkid, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

Hanging's a little harsh

Wouldn't you say

(Cleggy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

oh shit

...

urgh!

*crack*

*dribble*

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Lukasm, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

sorry to threadjack

but can anyone point me in the best direction for converting wav files to mp3.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

Go down creative street

and take the first bus to musicmatch.

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Lukasm, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

ta chuck

muchly appreciated

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

or you could use Cool Edit Pro

If you have a lot of files it has a good batch converter

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

and then you can lose large chunks of your life

when you realise you may be able to improve the quality, by playing with some of the filters.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)

Too true

oh well.

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:55, archived)

well i washed my hair just now,

and instead of turning the usual chunks of hair that end up on the wall into pretty circles. I made a picture of a young lady skipping.

The penis was an after-thought !!
(clicky for wallpaper sized! fucksocks)

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stevierar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

That...

...is quite a moving and emotional piece.

You should enter it in the next turner prize.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

Hard

core!

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

hmm...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

sorry to jack your thread, but

how do i remove a challange entry?

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abaddon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

edit the post

and change it to a normal post

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

cheers

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abaddon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

click edit on the post

and change the dropdown menu
if you click on a challenge entry and you find you don't have the edit option use a distinctive word from the post and put it in the search oto find a link to the post which will be editable as long as it wasn't made more than a week ago. So we'd have to be talking about the current challenge.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

Same way you entered

go to the post concerned and edit it, then change the drop box to "This is a normal post"

Honestly, you could at least have let the poor guy get a couple of woos first, before you jacked!

Here ya go Spacefisheep!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

thank you

you know, i like being a fisheep so much, i may change permanently!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

I feel

very proud :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

weeeee

fisheep! fisheep! fisheep! fisheep! fisheep!

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

I'm glad someone cleared that up

I've been, in a very half-arse way, wondering who you were, previously, pretty much all afternoon.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

he has come over

to the f-side

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

fools!

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

i know

and im sorry, but it seems busy tonite and no one would've seen my message! sorry fish and woo yay too you yay!

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abaddon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

You loon...

...you crazy, crazy loon.

I suggest you make a couple of CDs for the journey to London BTW - I don't know about you, but I want to listen to happy music all the way down :)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

yay!

i've got a dir full of b3ta songs, and plenty of other happy tunes, so i'll see what i can come up with. i've been wanting to burn fnord's epic mix for ages too

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

brilliant!

yaaaaay!

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freshlegs, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

thanks again

for the ninja books!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

i know

you will use the information therein wisely :)

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freshlegs, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

because, because

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Coprolite, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

Arf!

I do find that most amoosing.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

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