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Adam and the No hands

My sincerest apologies!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)

Oooh

I've got repost fever tonight:

Woo to yours.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)

Woo

To you too!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)

yes thats mighty fine punnage

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)

A quick pan across the Baghdad skyline revealed

the target the coalition had been seeking for 2 wee...WHAT THE FU... HOLD YOUR FIRE ! PESKY KIDS !! PESKY KIDS !!

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)

hahahaha!!

pesky kids! pesky kids!
that's great.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

Am I the only person

That shouts "RaaaaGIIII!" in a Scooby Doo voice when Ragi Omar comes on the BBC news?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)

wellll.....

mayyybe....

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)

Should we take that reply as a tacit admission of guilt?

(Dr Wadd, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)

nope.

BUT we have found a way to get round the stupid MP3 ban on the Turin Breaks cd we bought today. Woo. Baring in mind we bought it and just wanted to mp3 it to listen to it on our i-pods, thy can all piss off. so there. Woo to Mr P.
Right. Now back to some actual metal.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)

The magic marker trick?

You know, if it was sold as a CD you could argue that you should have your money back. Phillips don`t actually recognise the protected "CD"s as real CD since they violate the standards. Not that I would ever condone music piracy, no sir.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)

nope we used a different method.

Not that we were actually even pirating.Anyway - we need offfsite backup.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

yay

I use that all the time :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)

nope

they do it on "the now show" on radio4 too

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Mosschops, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)

Damned useless Radio 4 people

nicking my joke

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)

Talking of Ragi Omar...

I found a pic of Omar Sharif, made his clothes look a bit worn in MSPaint.. you guessed it ;
Raggy Omar
Trouble is; I have no clue how to post it anywhere... feel free to have a go yourself

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Grindstaff, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)

Wahey! Thats a beauty

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)

that

is gorgeous!

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freshlegs, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)

hahaha...

woo to you... that is fab...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)

that's

brilliant! woo!

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freshlegs, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)

Is it just me being cocky...

..or are Scooby and his friend scrolling in the complete opposite direction of the pan?

Never really liked Hanna Barbera except for Tom & Jerry.. nice anim though! ;-)

(SYS64738, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

hmmm

must be on a conveyer belt.

(FRieDPHaNToM, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 18:53, archived)

Fearing that the USA would take the lead

in aerial pie technology, the Soviet Union soon
initiated their own development program. While
smaller and less heavily armed than the
American pie, the Russians believed that they
could win through superior speed,
manoeuvrability and numbers.

Click for Part 1 of the Pie Cold War.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)

that's very well done

and very amusing,
but to be pedantic, everything the russians made in the cold war was bigger, sturdier (solid, not well built) and slower. the numbers part is right though.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)

You have a fair point.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)

still, I didn't mean to diminish

the actual woosomeness of your work!

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zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)

At one stage

the yanks were test-firing every 10th nuke they made... the russians were making them so slowly, then ended up blowing every one up just to make it look like they were going faster than the yanks.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

chunky crust apple pie!!!!!
*looks at his freshly microwaved slice with ice cream on it*
*departs for a while*
mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

Fnord - I finally found a way

to watch DomoDarko on a mac - it's so sad - and melancholy. I also watched Amelie - lovey - but by fave bit just has to be you and the earsocks. So nicely done. Sorry I'm a bit late, but WOO!

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)

thanks :)

I put that bit in, then couldn't decide if I should leave it in or not. I teetered for a while but in the end I figured why not? :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)

i love it.

it's quite subtle - i had to watch it again to see it better so I think it works really well. Lovely. I like little things like that.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)

so does

Amelie.
Which was a lovely moment to see because I'm the same too.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)

Mmmmm....

.... π ....

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?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

...and you thought it was gay when it crashed...

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

always wanted to do one of those

but I`m too lazy, so I`ll claim credit for yours.

"I made this"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)

your a bumgay crumbly biscuit...

...shame on you

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)

ur just so gay

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

i prefer the phrase "TWAT".. it goes down better...

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)

i hope this isnt GC

www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddamfromiraq.asp

though it prolly is.

very well made though.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)

I think

"spam" is the word you`re looking for :-)

It is well made though.

Sort of like Grade A Spam.

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

When Pink Floyd met Mike Oldfield

And a slightly bigger version

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)

badum...

tching!

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)

You mean

badum...

ting!

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Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)

ting and tching are the same thing surely, just more of a CH on my version...

tish would be a cymbal :P

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)

You say tching, I say ting...

...lets call the whole ting off.

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Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

you

guys sound like your using those tiny cymbals kids get

tshhhh is more the sound you want

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)

O0oooooohhhh

...ber-mu-da tri-angle, try to see it from myyyyy angle...

/small

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)

Duncan strongly denied

that Beak Before Wicket was grounds for an out.

(More Humphrey and Duncan. The Buy Thomas A Better Camera Fund is off the mark - thanks Entropys_Harbinger!)

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?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)

Excellent piece of

stop motion and post-production!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)

Thank you.

(That's a real cricket ball you know. Post-prodded in, but still...)

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?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

get you and your post-production!

lovely,

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)

ahhh humph and dunc

cheer me up every time i see them... cheers tedious!

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Mosschops, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)

The first of many

AHAHAHAHAHAHA - YES TIS ME i was the first donate(er)... and yes my life is shallow and empty...

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

I like ..

..the run-up and the slight stumble as he steps off the pile of papers

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Grindstaff, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)

b3ta room on isketch now open :D

ive increased the round time too... so no panicky drawings.. come join

www.isketch.net/

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Lord_Munkee, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

I would like to announce that isketch.net

has the greatest opening music ever.

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?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)

Damn my lack of graphics tablet!

Just 2 more weeks...

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dogsbollocks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)

No wonder the US can't find him!

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K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

heh heh

me likey muchley

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JJ, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

tsk..

he's bloody Robin Hood...who'd have thought it :)

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Scottyk1, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

ooh ooh

can anyone help me with a quiz i'm making? I'll be very grateful
not only tha, but i'll delete this thread if i get help, too...

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

what kind of help?

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barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

well i am trying to make a quiz,

but knowing little about html, I decided to *borrow* the code from the quiz in this weeks email, but i don't know how to get it to work

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

Simply save this page

and change it

I borrowed it off Rob

www.marshallsoftware.co.nz/b3ta/wbmquiz

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K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

ah thank you muchly,

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)

More to the point

what kind of quiz?

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

Yes

thank you.

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

Activating EMH:

Please state the nature of the hummus emergency:

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

Does it involve...

...being bumraped?

*eager*

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)

ooooh

you saucy minx

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)

no bum rape,

but plenty of drugs

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

and the two...

...mix together so well.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

i've been working on one

for the past couple of weeks, and foudna couple of nice html & javascript pages that were useful

HTML effects
Javascript tutorials

(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)

cowboy...

sorry...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)

woo

moo

i would

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)

good evening Mr Fisheep

I had a slight problem with the car that had me worried for the road trip.

But I fixed it.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

good evening!

i hope it wasn't too serious! *worries*

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)

There was a grinding noise...

...coming from the brakes.

I fixed it by turning the stereo up :)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)

i suppose...

he is quite horny... (badum tish... :-)
so what's with the name change?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)

100% kitten made a picture of me as a sheep

(because i was wearing a big red feather boa). i liked the name!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

haha...

just found the pic... luvverly... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)

ha ha ha...

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)

oooh

thats clever!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

moo

hay !!

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Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

Bovine?

Have you done something different with your hair...

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

Shut it

Pemberton!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)

ooooh...

you're nearly at 20,000 posts...
and no... i wasn't just looking at your profile to see if you looked like a highland cow... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)

Mooooo

have an oom yay

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Coprolite, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

Now that I like...

...I like that.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

for comparison...

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)

are you brothers

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JJ, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)

yeah...

seperated at birth

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

Are you two young...

...or am I old?

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)

they're young...

definitely :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

im 14 hes about 35..

cough

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

ya lil rapscallion

(Kimbo, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)

Been one of those weeks

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

hehehe!

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kitty meow meow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)

sigh...yes

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cr4, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

what was i thinking, "twins are creepy"...

also check out: localhost.ee/fun/flash/boobfun.swf A wee bit unsafe for work

(Sister Paul has something in his pants on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:08, archived)

I am a twin

and so is my brother.

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Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

some

would take that as proof!

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barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)

Eh? What

is that supposed to mean?

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Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

heh

proof that twins are creepy. not that I was saying you're creepy or anything... :OP

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barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

Hmmm, I don't agree

*creeps away*

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Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

i think you

were suggesting that twins were creepy...

(Sister Paul has something in his pants on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

anything

to wind Luke up will do me! :O)

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barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

ohhh is that a real life

sam n max?

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Mosschops, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

sorry, it's been in my head all day....

it's a dual cabbageway

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robh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:05, archived)

*cough*

"duel"

nice idea :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:05, archived)

bugger!

and i always pryde myself on spellink!

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robh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

just pretend it was

intended as part of the pun

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

I actually groaned at that!

my god, that's terrible, and yet wonderful

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

Hee hee! My money

is on the left! Woo :) On an entirely unrelated
note, is anyone watching 'The Peoples Book of
Records'? "Jumping Through The Fucking Hoop" just
made me Rolf.. It was the eloquently placed
"fucking" that did it I think.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

I saw last week's

and was incredibly unimpressed...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:08, archived)

i think we should bet on

what the unknown challenge is.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)

yes

it doesn't seem as good as it should be though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

Is that

the A3? I was there today...

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

...

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:03, archived)

wow.

you really do look like ape.

oh wait. sorry. you look like kimbo, not berk.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

con

fussed

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)

*agrees..

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?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...that was something we used to say at my old job.

"Oh yeah - she was really good looking. In a planet of the apes type of way..."

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

bush

perchance?

(KurutteiruRisu, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)

.::Clint Eastwood and mr. Dog starring in::.

(Faderskibet, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)

Not once in his whole damn life did Jesus wear trousers.

...

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EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

Nor...

...have I.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)

I knew a bloke who didn't wear trousers...

he was called Knocker*

* not funny, just 100% true

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

it's

Cesar

/pedant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

sorry

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cr4, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

Walls give you the finger

or something..... erm.......I don't know what came over me..............*ahem*

(allergic to curry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)

Oooooooh dear

floral punnery...

Coulda been worse, coulda been a gloved fox ;-)

How'd you get so good so fast, anyhow?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

Oh, thank you, kind sir ;)

I was thinking Digitalis, but I know it's not :D

(allergic to curry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:05, archived)

Ah!

So that's where the fishy smell comes from...

Ta for the inspiration Ekolb.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)

Hmmm

*waits for the shark and helicopter to be added*

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Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)

inevitable really

isn't it?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)

Yay for putting fish in things!

/repost

Woo to your pic!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)

No problem.

But following from the other post. A bearded clam. :D

(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

I see nothing...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)

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