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# bit of a random one...
but has anyone got a photo of that ginger crab that stood against michael portillo in the last election?
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# ginger crab
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/vote2001/candidates/candidates/6/68567.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# cheers
was looking for the pic of him stood on stage next to portillo though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# nope, sorry
but these are pretty funny:




(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# rawedge and mike
radio 6...
www.bbc.co.uk/6music/
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
# most appreciated...
...i had heard of it but not heard it...will stream that for a while to see what its like...
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)
# grrrr
they are using RealEvil. If it was shoutcast I could tune in...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# and pray tell, oh lumpy one,
why realplayer is evil?

utter shite, yes, evil, no, that's my job.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Because:
1) Its fucking huge
2) Its proprietory
3) It installs a fucking horrible player on your system that needs about 100 useless options to be turned off before its even livable-with
4) It takes over your whole system pretty much
5) It doesn't work through the firewall here at work
6) I can't use it on my Amiga, unlike shoutcast streams
7) Its shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# use realone
and understand why they are evil
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# It's horrible and nasty
and I won't have it anywhere near me.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# eeeenteresting
although to be honest, i didnt know there was a 2,3,4 or 5.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I hate to say it
But she's got a hankering for some toast...
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey McPot, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
Homage to the Homepage online again courtesy of BiF (testing his bandwidth)
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# piss - up in london on friday
I made this thing because I'm bored. But at least we can tell whos going to come along!

Its crap, but does what its supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# wifey!
you coming out on Friday? You can see the gay man that I am! Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Yes
you are coming to cambridge??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# uh oh
come to London PLEASE. go on go on go on go on go on go on...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# I'm scared of London
It's big and noisy and it smells bad..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)
# it'll smell a lot worse
when a load of b3tans get there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)
# well... damn
If you could come it would be cool. Grr. we should still have a b3ta outing to Cambridge...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# heh
 
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# what
?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# i replied to the wrong post
i swear ;)
/lie
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# You're in trouble
pep'll have you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I'll strangle you
with me feather boa...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# prrrrrrr
havent had that done to me in fecking ages ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# tut, Hugo!
now everyone will know I'm your boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# i know
but the truth had to "come out" sometime.
I love your rough calloused hands by the way..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)
# tomsk
perhaps we should go to this. I'm game if you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Read that huge thread below
and the rest of the board, and then ask yourself:
As a girl, are you sure you wanna meet these people?
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Aww, that's sweet
he's worried about you..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# It's not Dr. Phil
that worries me.
It's everyone else on this board... Especially this afternoon. Gawd.
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Careful Dr Phil - don't mention game -
people know you're a laydee... have you seen the rest of the posts on this board?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Ermmm
Can't stop the Hedley Express
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Now thats
a very nice train.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# I NEED A CHICK
any really hot but low-standards-having girls here wanna offer themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# gerroff!
im the one looking for blind dates!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# a blind chick would be great
cos then she wouldn't know i was a minging lad. one with no sense of smell would be nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# we could share her.
I have no pride.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# and she
would never have to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# we need a b3ta dating service.
if good photoshop skills were good looks, i'd... well, i'd still be a flabby asexual geek. oh well. anyone fancy going on a date with me? oh, hello left hand. come here often?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# the left hand?
i come there often.


/disgusting fucking mental picture
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)
# ah, unisex
I know it well

(coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# near essex, isn't it?


*grabs coat and legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# essex coat-getting accent joke my dad told me when i was ten.
a lot of people have a problem with acne. so they move to walthamstow.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# excellent
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# dad-jokes RULE.
anyone who hasn't read lumpbuckets pie one below (well, archived now) should, its brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# you know you are really sad when
you are using your left hand, but thinking about your right....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# or
putting nail varnish on and pretending it's a lady
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# you even two time
yourself?
Saints alive.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# actually it was a stolen joke
nickedfrom the great George Carlin (he also talks about 'teasing' himself, its disgusting but fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# man
you're a geek AND you're left handed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# yup
and proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Have you
got something against left-handed geeks?

We are many.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Sorry
I only have blind dates with Irish blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# oi! Im a paddy!
GO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
# I know
I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)
# chonaic me an bo ins na teach amarch.
thats gaelic that is.
Means "I saw a cow in a house tomorrow".
I never passed the exam.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Pog ma hone
or whatever it is..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)
# i think it means
"Arrragh, thats my ear you fat monkey loving pikey wombat spiker!"
Or something like that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Got it!

Póg mo thóin.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Gay Lick?
Is that some kind of batty language?

(Ali G, back when he was still funny).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Jaysis, Hugo -
Whare de ye hail from? I'm a potato-muncher meself, but I never venture beyond the pale...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I didn't know that
I'm from way beyond the pale. Are you a northsider or southsider?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# i hail from the arse end of nowhere
with all the other culchies.
Longford in other words...
Im so fucking glad i left. Gobshites to a man.
Leitrim, where i went to school (HA) ruled tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# do you speak fluent gaelic?
do many people? none of my irish family know any.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# nope
the only people who speak it are the garda and about 1 shitey newsreader...

there is a town on the west coast where they dont allow anyone to speak english - i went there once and it took about an hour to buy a beer.
So i burned the place to the ground and fucked off.
I got a medal for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)
# splendid job
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# There's only one ver' small area of Ireland
where anyone actually speaks Gaelic (like a couple of miles or someat)

but I think you have to learn it in school...

Did Linguistics degree with Irish teacher, but have shit memory so remember inaccurately.
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Longford?
You poor bastard - you must have had no childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)
# i am about 62% irish
wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)
# No
you're too rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# it is just a gruff exterior
hiding a vulnerable, sensitive and loveable young man with an unconventional yet extreme sexiness. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# something about your
desperate tone makes me doubt your honesty...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# desperate? me? never.
PLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE HAVE SEX WITH ME.SOMEONE.ANYONE. ITS BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# have a cup of tea, lad.
that's what i do when i'm feeling tense. does wonders for you.

and when i say have i mean drink
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Yeah
right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Oi! Hugo is the blind date man,
and i'm the resident lonely sadcase.

Get yer own niche :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# how about
resident unattractive stinking alcoholic manic-depressive nineteen year old who hasn't got laid in eight months and couldn't get laid in britain if he had david beckham sticking out of his fly?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Its too similar to mine
but you can buy the position of lonely sadcase by providing me with a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# nope.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# You must be
Setting your standards too high
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# okay i'll lower them
they don't need to be brething anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# ah you're too late...
there were loads here the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] my imaginary friend
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Ahh
So your imaginary friend is evil, but not commited to evil. If you don't do evil he's not bothered, but he would like it if you did.

Nice Coca-cola hat though. Those loops of cardboard that aren't quite a box, and usually hold 10 bottles of beer make quite a good hat, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# that's
a coke box? shit, now i look stupid
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# A man walks into a pub with a pie on his head
The barman says "Why do you have a pie on your head?"

Bloke says "I always wear a pie on tuesdays!"

Barman says "But today is monday!"

Bloke says "Oh no! I must look like a right idiot!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
# rotflmfao!!!!!
sorry

but it was quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# fantastic
i am going to tell everyone i know.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# THATS BETTER
(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Got to be said
i dont think ive ever seen rolf clean shaven!
(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] My imaginary friend,.. imagines friends


The baby headed Tarzan man must be a fan.

-David
(HoTWire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
# a mini-challenge
someone shave billy connelly
(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)
# but he's been clean-shaven
in a couple of films already. It's cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)
# damn... and there i was doing it the hard way...
damn me and my GIMP antics...


and yes it is a crappy job... I'm new to the Gimp, ok?
(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# TOO EASY
Just find a pic where he's had a shave!
(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# thankyou MOD!
click eeeeeeek
who's up for making one of these ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)
# the bit that gets me is the faqct
it also informs you of ways to smugle it in as well
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)
# if mankind can make those,
how come only cats can make these?

call me a cynic, but i don't think we're the most intelligent lifeform on this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I had no idea that
site existed!!!

its fantastic!!!!
and oooooh so cute
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Molly
God I'm bored....

(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)
# Draw the
rats in your own inimitable style, they'd like that
(thediscokingpin, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)
# turtle schmertle

my imaginary friend is too big to enter.
(mentalist, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)
# that's so
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Thats
fantastic. Yaywoohouplado!

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Now that's what I call
a woo
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# woo!
can you not make a shrinked version and link it to the fullsize version? (or just slap in width="280" in the img tag if you're feeling lazy.) i think it's too ace not to enter!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)
# there's bigger
pics than that entered for the challenge. Too big for the front page, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
#
i didnt save it, so maybe someone else wouild like to crop it, its cryin out for new arms.
(mentalist, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# just shrunk it


now submit it! (and a link to the big one!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# I like that.
I like that ve'y ve'y much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)
# wooo
lunch time (a bit late but meh)
time to do no work, sit back, read b3ta and eat...
hang on a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)
# bill bailey beardless
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
how disturbing!!

You can see why he prefers to look like a hippie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Looks a bit
like Ken Livingstone

(thediscokingpin, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Scary!
Think he looks better with.

He's very funny though. I like Bill Bailey.

"Bill Bailey would like the Egg of Numbing Inevitability".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)
# He looks like
Stipetoe with hair.
Or possibly Compo as a hippy.
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)
# It's Phil
Tufnell. Someone give him a Silk Cut and a cricket hat.
(Phil not DS, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

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