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hugo grant

out with the wife and child..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

im going

to kill you.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:36, archived)

but why?

Gills looks happy enough.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

I'm going to

Photoshop you.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

i am also going to kill you.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

blode 4

...is iain bakers website of the day today on xfm. woo!

(wanye, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

woos indeed

and also, a liberal helping of waa

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

tis my birthday this week (tomorrow)

and im hitting 26. woo.

so you must all come along for the friday drinkies. thats an order people!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

If it was saturday

and I had a ceiling to crash on, i'd be there.

Can't do friday.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

yez can crash at my place

got a spare room

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)

Doesn't solve the

wrong day of the week problem...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

why can't you do Friday?

You're not trying hard enough.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

I think Lumpbucket

is scared of you - for all the bad things he's done to Kittens, to be honest.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)

Oh please.

If I'm not scared after reading the board this afternoon, then you can't be. I've seen you, you're a big scary-looking type. Grrr! Beeer!!! COOM OOON!!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

Because I'm working

and by the time i finish work and drive to the other side of the country, you'll all have left the pub.

Also, I'd need to drive to Hugo's house first you see, so that my car would be there. On saturday, I can drive up in the daytime..

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

Could ye not

take the afternoon off. Or leave early?

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

Have to give my boss

more notice, unfortunately.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

Knackers.

No use begging desperately?
I thought you were between projects.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

I am.

But i've been too cheeky and I keep asking for days off with next-to-no notice, and my bosses keep pulling me up on it.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

Pull

a sickie.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

I too am aflicted with

the same problems as you.
Damn you southeners to hell! May you suffer the wrath of the woe kitten for living in the big smoke.

(Wallz, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

I'm a southener

but londinium is all the way over the other end of the M4.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

friday and sunday are the only two days i'm free and in london

so i can do sunday, but not saturday =(

can't you sneak out early and get a train? go on!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:36, archived)

sir yes sir

will be there at eighteen hundred hours sir.

or earlier. where are we all meeting?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

gawd knows

but because islington is close to me, doktored, rob, pep, your_mom, crab_bloke and others it'll probably be around there.

Next time we go to brighton (if thameslink gets its fingers oot)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Anyone wanna come to Nottingham

the 27th is good (of this month)

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

nope

my ex lives there and she isnt allowed to come within 50 miles of me.. so i cant go.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

i'll be there!!

so will the mrs.
must..gather..more...cash...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

Yes

so cambridge it is then. Friday, 1800. I'll be there

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Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:36, archived)

100 wooyays

or around 5 megs of animated wooyayness in the wooyay collection!

new window clicky

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

hey wow

you're fast.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

and someone should sit down

one day and make a woo yay screensaver. don't look at me, I've never done a screensaver before.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

no ones looking at you -

just pointing.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

i'll do one

well, i'll get doktored to do it. im too lazy

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

sorry to disappiont you

but there only 99 of them
(there would be 100 but number 50 and 55 are the same!)

(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

Oops.

He's right you know. I thought LBL was referring to my popupkitties, but you've posted the same one twice...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)

not that i'm critersizing

I just think if your gonna do it then you may as well do it bloody right!

(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

Ah c'mon.

Everybody amkes mistakes...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)

I think this calls for

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

grrr...

I sent you my bettiewoo but i filled in my email wrong... can you let me know if you've got it please?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

bugger

well, with the addition of Dr Phils Bettie, it's now up to the magic 100 - any errors or duplications, etc, can someone let me know?
I'm going wooyay happy over here.

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

hey everyone

could you all send me the pics of hedley please? I'm gonna put up a "this is my best mate" site and then send it out on our weekly newsletter tomorrow :)
[email protected]

ta!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

you need to change that to

'This was my best mate', I believe.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

i <i>was</i> lying you know

I really really hate him. really.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

Sent in

a zip file

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

Mike! found you a date!

Hugo seems jealous though...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

that thing you did with my face

always cracks me up. i like how i am the tallest, that doesnt happen often.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)

aragh!

he's sitting on my hand the bastard!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)

hang on...

how come hugo gets to keep his normal slightly predatory face but mine is that chipmunk thing?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

coz you are a dead ugly bastard

and im dead cute :)
christ, what a pile of shite i am talking..

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

when i was thirteen i was adorable...

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

did that work?

if not, you arent missing nything. a red X is probably more attractive.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

did your mother

tell you that?

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)

my.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)

Heh

Something tells me thats not "oh my" meaning you are overcome with sexual desire :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

heck,

I've done ginger.

But that.... I just can't find anything polite to say...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

it was six years ago

i was 80% head

i am at least a little bit more attractive now. hopefully.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

Ginger

and adorable are mutually exclusive aren't they?

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

ooo, Pep'll give you hell

for that one.

(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)

I was talking about blokes

Now redheaded women on the other hand....
(goes all wobbly)

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

I hope

pep and rob didn't hear that. YHou'll be banned you know.

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Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

Oh dear

It seems I'm having a "how NOT to make friends and influence people" day. I'll shut up before I offend anyone else. I hate Mondays

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

I think you're safe

so far...

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Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

Oi!

I used to be a monday(*).

(*)No I didn't. I've never been a day of the week.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

Well Pep will now forgive you following the comment above,

and Rob'll probably be relieved you don't fancy ginger men.
:)

(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

ARRRGGH! I look away for 2 seconds

and look what happens! Slander. You'd better watch it buster.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)

moments later

mike's tongue came unstuck from the window, and he fell twenty storeys.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

LOL!

Nice one :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

Poor Mike.

He's having a really hard time of it today.
But that's really funny...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)

sorry, mike!

hope you don't mind!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

no problem at all

posting that picture was throwing petrol onto a fire i know. truth is, all the other pics of me i have are just as unattractive, but with them i don't have the excuse of them being a long time ago....

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

i don't think it's unattractive,

it just contained too much tongue to fail to pass comment on.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

you saying you find thirteen year old boys attractive?

actually don't answer that.

i only just saw the 'by have i mean drink' comment from earlier and it made me make a nasal snorting noise. houpla.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

i lost the

original pic.
only had mine to work with.
I only changed your eyes though ;)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

andyboy,

sorry it sucks, its kinda hard to know what to do:

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

what IS that strange tree like thing on the left of his head?????????????

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rosey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

dont know

only just noticed that. maybe andyboy can field that one, its not my pic

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

...

i _REALLY_ have no idea... maybe it's some kind of earwax sucking shrubbery?

(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)

woo! yay!

(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

The shame

pretty much what the advert said.

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

Did you

get that from AdAccess?

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

yep

top site

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

URL

please?

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

AdAccess:

is here.
Quality collection of 1920s to 1950's advertising. Great stuff for p'shoppin'...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

repost alert!!

did this last week after fatboab posted the link...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

as found by

(ahem) some marketing chap.

See - we're good for *something*...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

Lovely

Cheers

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:33, archived)

heh heh heh

"Wookie".

heh heh heh.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

...

(Dies Irae, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

pure

brilliance

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

that is brilliant

just brilliant.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

Houpla!

Apologies for posting this anim a lot, but i'm well pleased with it :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

woo and yay

that's my first wooyayhoupla ever =)

(Dies Irae, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

indeed

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

is that a totoro?

impressive..are you from japan?

(nic*, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

Yes

It is a totoro. No I'm from S Yorks. Live in London now.

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

curse my slow mouse hand...

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santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

woo

front page again. made the image a tad smaller as it was spoiling the layout. Am I not kind?

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Much less frightening now they're nice and snug

And they can have some toast if they get peckish, too.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

Stunt badger attempts to loft a minger

Fails.
lofty minger

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

Ouch

Big image alert

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

Changed it.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

New imaginary friend...

cause my last one sucks. This is houpla dave, he guards my kitty cleaner from S Club 7 for me.

(Dies Irae, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

wheres your gimmick now?

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santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

Ho yes.

Class.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

I JUST

downloaded that pic to give 'em a shave but then i decided the picture was piss poor quality! Good effort m8!

(lunchbreaklarry, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

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stouffer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

that

is a great idea, well executed.

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santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

many thanks

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stouffer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

eggscellent

Sorry.

(james, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

How does hedley reproduce?

We need to know

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

shit on wheels!

Thats damn frightening! He's sitting right behind me! I'm never tying my shoelaces in his company again!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

I knew it

fantastic stuff

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

What a woo

Little treadmill kittens on rotating lions. Pure genius

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

Awww, thanks mate

that's very kind

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

Those are

Loins.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)

Here you go Mike

A blond chick with a nice pussy
This was emailed to me the other day.
Dr. Phil, i believe you may also like this pic.

... Dont worry, I've got my coat!

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

remind me ofsomething i saw in thailand

when a girl inserted a LIVE BIRD INTO HER FRONT BOTTOM. other things inserted into that same orifice included RAZOR BLADES and NEEDLES. i swear, when i left the place my dick was almost pointing inwards, i was that grossed out.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

i think that was a hard message to reply to

and i would like to clarify - i was not at this show alone, i was in a 20-strong group including my then-girlfriend (sob). i am not a sad solitary birdie-show-frequenting loser.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

Ermm... judging by your posts so far

I find that hard to believe.

Go on. Own up. You bird-insertion fetishist you!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

its true! believe me!

i also got kissed by a ladyboy on the lips. my mate jase got his balls fondled by one tough, so thats worse.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:41, archived)

I approve of that

massively. Well done sir.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

Apologies if it has been posted

before but I just found it as I was trying to "Virtually score"

www.virtualcrack.com

It rocks my world

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Ted, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

Stupid Banners

AHA! So that's where the clitoris is!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

clitoris?

Isnt that the thing you use to scrape dead insects off windscreens? Ya'know?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

How are we supposed to get all the way up there

via the naughty bits?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

depend how long you are

and whether she has any internal organs.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

one of these will get you there

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

hitler, texas ranger

(que, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

that is glorious awesome.

that's actually sting, although you can't tell, and I don't even know who the other guy is, but somehow it seemed to make sense on a sub-conscious, esoteric level...

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

My friend.

(braindead, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

anyone want to play with an image?

[compliments]
I ph34r your l33t skillz in image editing
[/complements]
I want to edit a pic of a friend and i've done it a bit crap. I wanna make him look a total druggie and at the moment he's just looking... silly. :(

This is the pic. Clicky Clicky. Anything new to add would make it better

(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

he's your friend?

ugly mother aint he?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

you don't know the half of it! lol

you try sitting next to him in 2 hour lectures
lol

(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

these people really scare me

please make them go away

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

the thing on the right -

is it a bot?

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

or maybe it's one of those realdoll things?

Clicky Linky (not for work!)

(Andyboy_H, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

Is that Grant or

Stallone? Who are the plastic peripherals?

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helmetcream, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

agreed

but the worst thing is the soundtrack. it's really really good, but it has a picture of them on the bleedin front. I can't own an album with Hugh feckin Grant on the cover, so I nicked it.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

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