
....that realy would be creepy!
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KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT etc
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a baby corinthian innit.
Im listening to Broken Social Scene, theyre are good. people should listen to them. yes.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:06,
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Im listening to Broken Social Scene, theyre are good. people should listen to them. yes.

Of the Palm Pilot's association of Great Britain thats who.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:05,
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www.b3ta.com/board/1365281
Sunshine Elephant.. if he's still here if not i'll e-mail
I dont like e-mails they make me angry
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Sunshine Elephant.. if he's still here if not i'll e-mail
I dont like e-mails they make me angry

i can resize it if you want
might look a bit strange though
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:01,
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might look a bit strange though

I've got no arms
and make me a cup of tea
and my dinner
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:03,
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and make me a cup of tea
and my dinner

having two recursions right next to each other just looks even more odd!
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:00,
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recursive chevron
I'm not quite sure how that would work...
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:07,
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I'm not quite sure how that would work...

some
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:59,
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woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay.. etc
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:01,
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say the problem of underage pregnancy is bad in England.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:07,
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but I've missed the last few days. Has Johnny2 concluded the saga yet?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:57,
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last time I was here about 6 days ago
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but it might have then
I think he's put together a website with the entire thing...it might very well be in his profile :)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:03,
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I think he's put together a website with the entire thing...it might very well be in his profile :)

I can see the entire series, Ha Ha Ha.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:09,
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You're all nasty.
Seriously though, how do I find someone's profile?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:10,
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Seriously though, how do I find someone's profile?

But I can laugh at you though, Ha Ha Ha. I am mean though,
You lot should stop worshipping johnny2's work though his ego's already big enough.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:13,
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You lot should stop worshipping johnny2's work though his ego's already big enough.

and no matter how good he gets, Johnny2 will never take the place of DJ Hetz Hudson in the hearts of B3tans everywhere
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p.s why were there so many thoughs in my last post?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:18,
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I'm not sure I could explain, but if you hang around for long enough, he'll turn up and brighten everyone's day. He's a bit like the thargoids in Elite.
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b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=9328
in the future, you can just go to
b3ta.com/board/users.php
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:10,
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in the future, you can just go to
b3ta.com/board/users.php

you have earned my brand new woo (not that anyone would want it).

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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:57,
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that's great
I love how the style seems to have evolved into something completely different :)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:58,
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I love how the style seems to have evolved into something completely different :)

Lil yellow pecker looks as if he's drooling or some sort?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:01,
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missed that
it all makes more sense now!
These are very very good you know
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:07,
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it all makes more sense now!
These are very very good you know

Das Bah, dann das Dum, und finallisch, der Tish
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:55,
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i think one pun was too much for me.
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![Challenge Entry: Celebrity Zoo [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
which one of these makes the best "Dolphin Lundgren" so you decide.


okay, so they're both crap
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:49,
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okay, so they're both crap

is your doing a disservice to a very intelligent creature....putting that blokes face on it....
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:51,
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you're right. And it was watching the wonderful creatures on Wildlife on One that gave me the idea, for some reason. But are Dolphins taboo from the celeb zoo?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:53,
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just as long as you have a big enough tuna net to catch them in .....
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:56,
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and yet I should know that b3ta knows no taboos. In fact the very word taboo is taboo. And I just said taboo three times (four now).
I'm beginning to sound like that bloke from The Fast Show who just agrees with everything that anyone says. I'm off to paintmash a pic of Mother Theresa and Diana (the slut) engaged in equine sex...
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I'm beginning to sound like that bloke from The Fast Show who just agrees with everything that anyone says. I'm off to paintmash a pic of Mother Theresa and Diana (the slut) engaged in equine sex...

cos theres less of Dolph Lundgren in it.
wooness abounds, though
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wooness abounds, though

Mother, for your abounding wooness. Getting woos and yays and houplas here, it's like a quick fix: really picks one up
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:57,
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there are only so many things you can do with a dead always on telly film star....

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because its just so silly... and the giggling action.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:47,
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How yer diddlin. I'm at work late cos I don't have the net at home at the mo :(
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:54,
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reminds me of 'novelty' backscratchers.
who were you before you were Yource Elf Again?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:50,
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who were you before you were Yource Elf Again?

. never got into the name changing thing, but now it all seems to have come out at once.
A bit like sex wee.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:52,
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A bit like sex wee.

unfortunately, I have now become embroiled in the pie vs quiche quandry on m3ss3ng3r too...aaaaargh!
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:57,
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that whatever the debate, it is quite clearly pie.
quiche is shit.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:01,
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quiche is shit.

what's the difference between a muffin and a bun?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:08,
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dun dun dun dun dun
push it
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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push it

or am i thinking of the wrong song?
and if i'm thinking of the write song you have words missing
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:38,
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and if i'm thinking of the write song you have words missing

80% of new 'acts' just cover old songs and the kids are too thinly listened to notice :)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:46,
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My thin listening is something I'm quite sensitive about, ok? :)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:48,
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from the sounds of the song u mean tis a compleatly different style, who was the one you mean by
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:48,
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go on kazaa and download push it by static-x
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:53,
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The kitten that's threatening to eat London, or the added spider that seems to be abusing your icon.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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why do you all want to kill demon babies and such yet a heart with a face, seperated from the body and still beating is nice?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:35,
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i like the talented ones, like this and sunshine elephant's stuff, and some of the other really good ones like the person who does the fantastic caricatures (sp?) but i find paintmash as a medium a little trying s'all :)
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and join in. I've tried and it looks like kids stuff. but my early 'shoppin' looked shit too!
it still does actually
I have nothing but respect for good mash
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:54,
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it still does actually
I have nothing but respect for good mash


(clicky biggy)
Don't know why, don't even know if people will get it.
also this which I tried on the way but didn't think it was in the right style.

now that Im liking.
wallpaper that baby can you?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:32,
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wallpaper that baby can you?

did you hear about the meeting time/place tomorrow at Liverpool St?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:34,
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further notices down below, start a new thread at the top so we can post nothing but text and annoy annoyable people =)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:39,
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If you click for the biggy that's as big as it gets I'm afraid, have no hi-res version. I can resize it if you want though.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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resizey bad, but it is the rocking, Im currently re-reading the bridge actually, not touches Ian M. Banks stuff, but there you go.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:39,
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Which was nice.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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well.. thought the board members would likely get it, everyone else I've shown it to has been clueless
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:38,
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Hi everyone'
it would have been a jomty. See the Flibz dictionary
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:30,
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it would have been a jomty. See the Flibz dictionary

though I'm not going in to work until after 8pm tonight so I've got a bit of an excuse :)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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i sent that into Rob about two weeks ago...bloody funny...
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:31,
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we've got two londoners staying in our house for the short film festival here. just two minutes ago I tried to talk to them about b3ta and such, they said nothing personal, but they didn't like americans at the moment. I don't understand how so many brits can be on such a high horse about america's current foreign policy. I mean, who the hell is tony blair, the fairy godmother? it's really starting to irritate me. sorry.
love the furtive!
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:25,
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love the furtive!

sounds like you need some balanced individuals offering intelligent conversation.
good luck finding it ;)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:29,
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good luck finding it ;)

fucking toerags, sound like the kind of namby pamby cuntrags I enjoy poking with a sharp stick until they ask me politely to stop....then I steal their girlfriend and film us having the sex.
wait till were there mate, we'll fucking have some.
all planned and ready lads?
edit - that sounded a bit odd didnt it? Im being freuding all day.
by the way, havnt spoken to you yet,I broke up with tabs on saturday...fact.
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wait till were there mate, we'll fucking have some.
all planned and ready lads?
edit - that sounded a bit odd didnt it? Im being freuding all day.
by the way, havnt spoken to you yet,I broke up with tabs on saturday...fact.

You mean they didn't want to talk to you because they "don't like Americans much"??
What did you say?
"Oh sorry - I've used up my 'Give-a-cunt-a-good-kicking-quota" for this month - can I meet you in a couple of weeks?"
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What did you say?
"Oh sorry - I've used up my 'Give-a-cunt-a-good-kicking-quota" for this month - can I meet you in a couple of weeks?"

because of more than just the fact that you have musclecars. i even tried to get a job there last week.
But politicians from almost any nation on the other hand can suck my hairytoe. edit: are not worthy to drink my dogs pee.
anyone know anything about dansk lov. i think it might be evil.
urr this film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,975116,00.html
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:31,
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But politicians from almost any nation on the other hand can suck my hairytoe. edit: are not worthy to drink my dogs pee.
anyone know anything about dansk lov. i think it might be evil.
urr this film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,975116,00.html

great article, that one got under my radar. Hows you mr doktored? any lovely dance/club offerings any time soon>?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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sssh apparently an old disused embassy on saturday. cost mini$ to get in.
wakey wakey
ten benson tomorrow night at the garage, im not there im afraid and sonic mook at egg on saturday night to0oooo--0000oo
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:39,
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wakey wakey
ten benson tomorrow night at the garage, im not there im afraid and sonic mook at egg on saturday night to0oooo--0000oo

mook amaaaazing fun, unfortuantely we in Hamburg this weekend for some Zog on Zog action, it be next week party city we looking at.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:42,
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ill keep my easr to the tracks and send some smoke signals when i hear something. repost: But did you read what happened to me and Hugo today?
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:48,
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how you can decide you feel a particular way about 260 million different people.
Take heart. They probably just don't like you and it's a convenient political excuse! Oh...
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:32,
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Take heart. They probably just don't like you and it's a convenient political excuse! Oh...

you're probably right.
they did mention that their "drug dealer" is on b3ta all the time.
interesting, eh? such discreet lads.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:38,
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they did mention that their "drug dealer" is on b3ta all the time.
interesting, eh? such discreet lads.

more likely they're just cunts.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:34,
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everywhere that you go...
Zog they're twats if they can't even be bothered to give you a chance to show them what you think about US foreign policy...
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:37,
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Zog they're twats if they can't even be bothered to give you a chance to show them what you think about US foreign policy...

American foreign policy is not all Americans opinion is it. Some, yes but like you say, people are people and that works *both* ways.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:39,
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It's a line from a song (possibly called "Make Friends with People").
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:43,
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"most people are dicks"
I think it was Snuff or someone who did it.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:47,
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I think it was Snuff or someone who did it.

it was just like, right after the negative reactions I got from people like jolly jack about the union jack thing. it's just got me goin, "huh? me no get it."
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:40,
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to have attracted more than your fair share of idiots today haven't you.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:42,
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what he say? All seems a bit fucked for no good reason.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:50,
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even on b3ta, there are people who can't grasp the distinction between peoples and governments.
I can assure you that it was worse during the Vietnam war - there were a lot of draft dodgers/objectors here, and they got stick from the knee-jerk mob over a war they were actively resisting.
I don't care much for the US govt, but I have liked most of the US individuals I've met, and the regular US minority on b3ta seem, without exception, to be a very decent crew.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:38,
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I can assure you that it was worse during the Vietnam war - there were a lot of draft dodgers/objectors here, and they got stick from the knee-jerk mob over a war they were actively resisting.
I don't care much for the US govt, but I have liked most of the US individuals I've met, and the regular US minority on b3ta seem, without exception, to be a very decent crew.

But only because you insist on being a cavity in a quadruped - I'm sure you're not an arsehole.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:55,
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who would've thought it, eh?
I think your name is great btw :)
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:29,
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I think your name is great btw :)
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