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evening all

made a few changes to that thing i posted last night.

moved to here... www.limpfish.com/webtart/

open to suggestions about what to add... or call it

(that's not my arse)

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limpfish, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:11, archived)

I just had a twisted idea about a "PERL necklace"

Maybe a little explicit for the style you've chosen...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:13, archived)

oops

wrong url, that'll be my 404.

it's here : www.limpfish.com/webtarts/

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limpfish, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)

that is still great

i take it it only does the first pic it comes across ?

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)

it'll do the first

2 that meet it's special requirements... basically pic over about 150 x 110

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limpfish, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:18, archived)

me lieks

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:46, archived)

That in itself

is Woo and Yay!!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:52, archived)

only stuck the text on :p ;)
..and it was very tedious

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:57, archived)

If you Webtart b3ta.com...

you get this!;

You magnificant bastard, dave

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EvS, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:34, archived)

hey

thats my picture. hehe the coo i mean

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)

umm...

...It changed. It was the b3ta logo with the arse before...then I went to your site...and it changed...

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EvS, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:37, archived)

Cunting Tripod...

can't ftp... can't use the Webftp. They just don't bother to keep their site working, the fuckers.

I'd just done a cheesy new wooyay, too.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:09, archived)

About time

this guy got more publicly humiliated...

what the..?

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Boras the anachronism, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)

Could be worse

It could be the infamous back fireing iTOILET.

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)

my pc is a bar stuard

I saw this when in a dream, and recreated it so everyone could enjoy my dream pleasures. this isnt half as disturbing as my dream was though. oh and yes that is bitch ass vorderman.

thats the third time ive tried to post that. i hope it works. i hate having such a shite pc.

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)

In the words of Ulrika ka ka ka

"Suck on my peaches Sven"

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)

i'll repost this in the morning,

my entry for the worst job in the world: The poor little chihauhau that lives in my monitor painting the pixels really fast. Here he can be seen (slowed a million times obviously) refreshing the B3ta page. Poor little mite.

clicky-wickety-woo for a bigger version. oh yes, and he has to do it with a syringe.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)

that is inspired!

i love it!!!!

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)

nice...

a labour of love.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)

he does

love me.
i'm sure.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

ah so thats

how its done.
i thought those CRT ideas were a bit far-fetched

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rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)

You htink thats bad

Turn the Refresh Rate Up a bit and watch him squirm

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)

its the injustice

of keeping those poor creatures in flat panel screens - living in a space barely bigger than their own size.
I'm calling the RSPCA first thing tomorrow morning. the world must become aware of this horror!

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rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:11, archived)

100Hz on mine

and my chihuaha is going pretty well, I don't think I've turned my pc off in about a week.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)

Is it always Chihuahuas?

Can other beasts be trained?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)

I'm sure

that Marmots are up to the job... Maybe a little slower than a poodle, which is faster than a chihuahua

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:38, archived)

well, i've always preferred chihuahuas

for my laptop. their small size and excellent needle-handling skills make them perfectly suited to the task. In my CRTs i prefer hippos, who can use paintbrushes very well, and fill the available space very snugly.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:40, archived)

genius

that is the best thing ive seen on this message board in a long time, lol

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)

dub

if anyone's still around listen to badness dub at clickcy

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)

is that

you?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:09, archived)

RSPCA

What happens when the RSPCA find B3ta.... We're all dead.... You really shouldn't have gotten a huge B3ta logo heated it up and branded that cow. And glueing tha MArmots eye to the telescope was evil. Don't even mention what happens to the cute little kittens...

P.S. Pass me the blender, I fnacy a pint of kitten Juice
P.P.S Sod the spelling

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

you mean

the Rectum Sphincter Pisflaps Cuntymints Arsebiscuits? I don't think they'll mind.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:42, archived)

Im dislexic

I definatley can't spell that

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

one of these

was it sir?

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)

Damn thats good

I allways like a night cap of Kitten Juice

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)

I didnt

Glue anything to the Marmots, they were simply looking through it for people to harras. And as for branding the Coo. Its a stcik on, he wanted to be in the kool boyz. hehe

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)

Lucifer is present among us

I saw this when in a dream, and recreated it so everyone could enjoy my dream pleasures. this isnt half as disturbing as my dream was though. oh and yes that is bitch ass vorderman.

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

what is?? Methinks a link has had a drink...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

i feel

your pain.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

I know

He Was dancing in my skull this morning... to Kyle.

I knew that Kyle was in league with the devil... I wonder if that new plasic arse is fire retardent.

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:42, archived)

Episode 12 - Coo meets the pissed Marmots

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)

woo!

for the coo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)

poor coo :(

those marmots are real bastards

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

Awwwww

I feel sorry for the little blighter now...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

One day

I will get round to letting Coo be friends with someone. They will ride on his back and have fun adventures. Just got to think of someone he can be friends with now. Someone else suggested the pissed marmots to use, and also tourette squid and disgruntled moose. But i went for the Marmots this time round

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)

woo!

you are definitely on to something here =)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)

What you mean

onto something? Have i not been all along then?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

i mean i can see a great future for the coo

the previous coos were also yay, but it's only after a few episodes you can see how it's going to work as a series. and it looks good =)

^ is what i meant

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)

hehe

Its ok, i knew what you meant. I was just being annoying. I havnt been here since friday, where people took the piss out of me. hehe, was fun though. Teach me to put pictures of myself up. I got caled a Hippie and all sorts. Ill have to set the coo on them

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)

so far i've got away lightly with the pics of me on the board

cos everybody knows that i'll set THE FEAR on to them if they upset me =)

i was supposed to have an early night tonight. b3ta, scalextric and beer are a potent cocktail...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:06, archived)

Hehe,

Im need to have an early night every night. But beer and B3TA always manage to see me through till about 3

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:21, archived)

If you're still here then...

Is there a "hallowed portal" where we can view the coo in all episodes? If not, I'll gladly host them :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:54, archived)

Of course im still here

They are all hosted at my web space, errr proper stuff, not free jobby. All links to them are in my profile page. I will prob set up a proper Coo page instead of them being in my profile. In fact i'll do it now. Thanks for the offer anyway =)

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:59, archived)

no worries!

Just thought I'd offer, it is good work after all!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:02, archived)

Why thank you

The Coo must be the only thing that people acctually like that i post on here. hehe

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:09, archived)

Heh!

Excellent!

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MartinH, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

the pickledpizza information service is proud to announce...

GRAHAM NORTON
Graham Norton has a new series starting later this summer, stripped across weeknights. To apply for tickets, please email [email protected]. The show will record at the London Studios, Waterloo at 6pm Monday to Friday throughout May and June. Send through your postal address and the number of tickets reuqired (maximum 4). Standing Room will reply with a choice of dates.

(that's if you didn't already know...)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)

I'm happy to announce

that I will be emailing them for a couple of tickets! Huzzah!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)

how many b3tans can invade?

we can all wave at the cameras shouting 'CUNTYMINTS'
or something.
It'll be the 2nd tv audience thingy I would have done this year.
DON'T ask about the first.
I said DON'T, because i won't tell ya.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

what was the first?

the fear, the fear....

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)

oh go on

you know you want to tell :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)

You Don't need to

Graham Norton allways has a couple of packs of CUNTYMINTS (TM) on him* at all time

*Possibly IN him at all times?

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

tell me

or i'll set THE FEAR onto you. i mean it!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:11, archived)

now i know where he is

it will be easier for me to assassinate him.
now whars me sniper rifle

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)

Sorry,

I think I've still got it. I was at Yates's last Friday, did I tell you?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

Plant an exploding penguin

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

i was considering turning his talking dog phone into

a device that sprays acid all over his face when it opens its mouth

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)

In the words of Mills Lane...

I'll allow it.

I assume all B3tans are Celebraty death match fans.

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)

the mike information service is proud to anounce...

MIKE SPECIAL
Special Mike will be continuing his current lifestyle this summer, stripping on weeknights. To apply for pictures, please email him. The strip will take place in Hong Kong from dusk till dawn every day. Send through nude pictures and number of garmets required to be removed (minimum nine).

I'm a dick.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

Has everyone gone to watch the Hitcher?

I'm the only person on m3ss3nger!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:17, archived)

i'm still here

cos i'm doing my coursework and scary things scare me

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)

nice profile...

..you appear to take a cute but impractical physical form.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)

well, i am mythical

..sort of :)

i'm going to have to get a dirty great piercing in my back before the next b3ta meet, or none of you will recognise me...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:29, archived)

im listening to all the music recommendations

got some tom waits, listening to it now - his voice is scary :)
mouse in mars is pretty cool.
I like stereo total.

ground zero, after discovering that there are two ground zeros, one being some crappy rap group sounds good
im now getting some eric dolphy, henry cow, charles mingus, ornette coleman,cecil taylor and finally the west cost pop art experimental band

the allmusic guide really is a fantastic resource !!

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)

btw chaotic

if your into frank zappa have you ever looked into captain beefheart? very cool
also, wildman fischer - totally nuts

and syd barretts solo stuff

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:29, archived)

load of

zappa and beefheart albums for £5 in fopp in notts atm :D

(bobulatorm, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

Cool... will check fopp in Edinburgh

I have almost all of Zappa, but there are some gaps in my beefheart.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)

The Captain?

of course...

Trout Mask Replica is one of the more difficult works of genius going! (produced, of course, by Zappa)

THe Wildman Fischer stuff is just mental.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:36, archived)

i find trout mask replica

utterly impenetrable.
it was the very first album i had that was totally off the wall like that.
i remember thinking "this is shit, theres no songs" and putting it away, bear in mind the beefheart id heard was doc at the radar station and ice cream for crow - slightly odd albums but still pretty normal compared. That was a few years ago and ive not really thought about it since...
i think its time to dig it out again !!!

*edit* wildman fischers "im a truck" i find quite moving...
*edit 2* wow that was a terrible pun

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)

go back to Trout Mask...

difficult but worth it. If you can handle Japanese turntablists, I reckon you'll be Ok with it.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)

I couldn't argue with any of those choices!

You have some serious free jazz there... don't overdose! I'm not a huge jazz fan, but you can't knock Mingus, Coleman, Taylor and Dolphy. I have a gorgeous CD box set of the complete Atlantic recordings of Ornette Coleman - fantastic, if heavy going in places.

Tom Waits is awesome, but he has gone from these slightly twisted ballads in the early 70's to some quite ear-crunching stuff these days. Check out some stuff from the albums Frank's Wild Years, Bone Machine, Blue Valentine, The Black Rider Swordfishtrombones and Rain Dogs(for a fair historical survey!

From the stuff you're talking about, I think you might like some of the more oddball stuff - Black Rider, Bone Machine, Mule Variations, maybe Swordfishtrombones.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:33, archived)

the hitcher is on -

I'm off - see you tomorrow.
(yes, you)

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)

me too!

Eat the finger on your plate..eat it!

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:11, archived)

Who, me?

see ya!

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:12, archived)

cya

pep!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)

Anyone fancy a pint?

Did that work? I'm hacking my Apache server ATM...

Clicky on it for bigger pic

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:39, archived)

worked so well

I've only jst realised what's different about it.
nicely done.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:41, archived)

go on pep

front page it! I'll tell all my mates involved on Friday and get them to look! It's pure genius!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:42, archived)

bit in jokey for the hp, but

seeing as it's you...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:44, archived)

Pep

next B3ta meeta (maybe we should adopt a name for it, something that rhymes with "carrot" preferrably) I'll getcha some booze :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

as long as you don't try and fight me after

(I'll win, no doubt, I am nails hard) then you're on.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)

Hiya Pep, how are you on this fine evening?

I've got a question for you, how come I got a picture on the front page the other day, but my details in my personal info haven't changed?

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)

that is kinda odd -

was it a b3ta party pic? I know Rob took some off the front page - he was worried it was a bit too injokey...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

Yeah,

it was one of Breel mixed with Crab Bloke and Dr Phil Kitten mixed with Lumpbucket. I thought your stats would have changed automatically if it had got on the front page though. Oh well.

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)

i think when he toook them off

it'd change back - it's all automated, sorry about that...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)

I knew it would have

been too good to be really true. arsebiscuits.

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

Nacho! Sorry I didn't turn up last night, I got really wrecked and started playing "Collapse" until abour 4 this morning, then I realised it was probably time for bed as it's too late to turn up at Snakey

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)

Woo!

if there is a fight I'll put £5 on pep to win.

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

yay! My dad's

not a blackbelt judo instructor & physiscist for nothing. (I'd bring him with me).

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)

And I'll lend you

a kalasnikov.

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)

cool -

that's makes two then, the dog/mace/submachinegun/molotov cocktail, hope they all fit in me pocket.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

You are

the man!

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

Yeah...

go on pep.... Has everyone signed the comments book for Yates's?

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)

Smart :)

S'just 'cos I get a wee red cross here 'cos my firewall doesn't let me use external names to reference internal machines.

W/Y/H!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

that is worthy of a...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:41, archived)

thats fantastic

it looks so real! the jazzy bear band likes it

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

hehe woo!

so true...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

Yates'

is forever known as the fight bar to me, must be the aura about the place or summat that just makes normal people want to batter someone after half a shandy. Newcassel council wouldn't allow 'em to re-open for years because of that.....then they did and guess what happened? :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:47, archived)

i'm proud to say

i've never been in one... but i've passed them plenty of times and there's almost always either some pissed scouser twatting another outside, or blood... :s

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:51, archived)

I'd never heard of one

until friday night. I shall be sure to avoid them now if they do open around here.

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

Be sure to petition

against one being there if they are planning to open one there. It's for the safety of the kids, believe.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

I'll start

making the banners now. Thanks for the warning.

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)

ooh ooh! i know!

did all the clients throw flowers around and sing songs about Jesus and Skipping and love?

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

Nope,

they just generally hit each other.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)

oh well

i guess the circle of life is a beautiful thing.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

that looks like yatess in B'stoke

then again they all look the same anyway and you get the same kicking at each!

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)

while we're on dub down the board

get hold of some prince jammy, king tubby and, if you can, japanese dub band dry and heavy. scientist's stuff is all good. avoid scratch's newer stuff as he's gone mad

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)

nah - the latest scratch album

is astounding (if not, strictly, music in any conventional sense). Usual fairly poor dub backing, but with LSP ranting three different streams of nonsense from left right and middle channel,all at the same time with no regard to anything else going on.

A perfect present for your gran...like B3TA on vinyl...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:35, archived)

saw him last

year. he had a pink beard, red hair, claimed to be white, carried a mystery bag of death throughout the whole gig and sparked up the biggest spliff, before proceeding to ramble absolute cobblers for an hour. genius.

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

incidentally

{advert} if any edinburgh b3tans fancy starting a dub band, give us a shout {/advert}

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)

ah! you're an edinburghian (or whatever the term is) too!

i'd love to, but my keyboard and guitar skills are somewhat mediocre

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

shall we go for "edinb3tan"?

just a thought.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

it's as good as any =)

i've just set up a giant scalextric track in my living room- woo and yay for me!

only one problem atm is that some of this track hasn't been cleaned since the sixties. cruising my classic d-type round the joint isn't as smooth a ride as i'd like...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

Jobby

Feel the benefit: it's both big AND crap.

It wasn't really worth it anyway, to be honest.

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syzygy, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)

you know I'm always amazed

by the amount of b3tans that spill their tea whilst reading the board. I wonder if there shouldn't be a warning somewhere, you know what the americans are like - they'll sue for anything.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:26, archived)

well..

that's irony for you pep ..... You post a warning about spilling tea... and it makes me laugh so much that I spill my tea....

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:33, archived)

curses.

You knew the tea was hot - we never said you should surf with tea. You did all that of your own accord and everything... reaches for phone "hello lawyer... "

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:35, archived)

But I ...

was never sent on the training course.... and not read the COSHH assesment on Typhoo....

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

I find you

negligant on all counts - the training course was arranged, you failed to comply with regulation 2999778883334a which you agreed to having read prior to sign up. We have the documents here.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)

in the words of bill bryson

'americans will sure at the drop of a hat. in fact, there is probably someone somewhere who actually DID sue over a dropped hat and won several million out of it.'

(Tendency, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)

sharp intake of breath....

dropped hat could have someones eye out y'know.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)

If it was a heavy hat

it could break your toe.

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Wifey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

it were a 'razor-blade' hat, i.e. a hat made out of razor blades, it could have chopped the head off a kitten.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)

I tried doing that,

but I was counter-sued for discrimination against a hatless person, and I ended up with a $5 net loss.

Since few of us Americans drink tea, I don't think you have much to worry about. It's difficult to get burns from Coca-Cola and such.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:50, archived)

i saw the word "jobby"

and brown stuff

and i was wondering what kind of twisted mind could come up with a job involving smearing shit on monitors... and then i watched the anim properly :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:34, archived)

wow

kudos to the word jobby. while were talking about under used words- grissle, submarine, pal, kenetic. Thanq.

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)

working in a submarine factory

i tend to use submarine an awful lot

:)

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

i deleted 3gb of useless crap off my hard drive today

and i've just downloaded enough mp3s to make the whole exercise pointless. you bastards.

not really, of course. i love you!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:15, archived)

Hate

Before love.

Some would question that order.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:17, archived)

if it was the other way round

then my final words to you would have definitely been hateful.

besides, i never said i hated you. i only said that you were born in a small village just outside Wedlock

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:20, archived)

and i can't find the mr pedantic pic!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:21, archived)

Sorry

*Sniff* *sniff*

You know how to hurt a robot.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:24, archived)

poor robot!

i'm sorry!

have a happy pixel bunny

how can i make amends to a robot?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:27, archived)

That has made

My day.

A robot leads a dull life you know!

Me likes lots *beep beep*

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:30, archived)

besides

you sure know how to hurt a cockney by the sound of things!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:30, archived)

I was born

To Smash and Mash, but the bastards in the lab thought it would be funny to give me an accent. Pissholes.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)

And boy is

It a shithole.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)

that's top ten material that mate

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rosey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:13, archived)

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