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Prouldy Presenting My Premiere Post..............

Hello B3TAiens

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)

well

you could make it a compo entry, if that's what it is (i assume so) but in the meantime, pull up a walrus, settle down, pay no attention to the mna behind the curtain.

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)

he could just like the klan? (bastard)

or they could be rivals for the ninja pirates

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

very woo, especially for a first post!

welcome, you'll never leave, you know

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)

and

if your name's dave your our wife now

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)

wanna buy some pegs?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)

yes...

i believe i would...

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)

i thought

everyone's name was dave?

actually, from my investigations into real names, most b3tans are actually called dave. this is scary

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)

like me!!

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)

i'm not,

and neither is fnord or you, or freshlegs, or spacefish, or koit, or either of the 100%s. or bovine, or dr phil or tomsk or amerella or reckless rik.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)

my name isn't dave either

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)

beardman, backrubslut, slim, fuzzbucket, flibz, bigdave

they all are, no doubt there's more i've forgotton about

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)

i think every one should be assigned

a B3ta rank/job/new name depending on name, could be funny and provide some ammusing arguments

edit:or there could be a quiz like that pirate name thing

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)

'NotCalledDave'

isn't.

But then, you wouldn't really expect him to be.

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)

i'm not telling you

my real name*

*it's not dave

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)

I thought the idea of the board

was that everyone uses their real name...

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)

Dave of woe

The only Dave i knew quit college and ran off with a 16 stone motorcycle gang member called debbie. Yes she did have a beard. No I didn't fancy her.

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)

Dave's not here!

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Mosschops, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)

Is that...

Beadle?

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)

hi there

jag kan läsa det som står i din profile. således vet jag ungefär var du bor.

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edovan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)

ikke

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)

norsk? dansk? (or are you just pretending?)

är du intresserad av att komma på en skandinavisk B3ta-bash?

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edovan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)

dansk

but thats the only word i know....i have family in copenhagen...does that count?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)

i guess it does :)

we're planning a Bash in Copenhagen you know... nothing set yet though...

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edovan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)

Var ska du göra det?

it all depends on when and where, as with everything, I'm intersted in principle

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)

Köpenhamn är vettigaste förslaget hittills.

inget datum är bestämt än (dock står 25:e okt som preliminärt datum), tänkte kolla hur många intressaerade det är först.

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edovan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)

kopenkamn is geographically challenging

I think my parents are gonna come over and lig off of me for a week around that time, but i will add myself to your list. [edit] your link lead to a broken page.

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)

well done!

better than my first post

what does this mean?
om du kan läser detta, du vet var jag bor!

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)

thats secret viking language

its more fun if you have to find out

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)

jag vet vad det betyder.

but it's a secret.

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edovan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)

It means

"I smell funny"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)

Watch out claw hands about!

Good spot on the Beadle thing, made me laff

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)

Write this out 20 times

Small mistake with your prepositioner, its 'you' not 'I'

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)

i love

john leslie's pickled onion girl song.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)

No sugar tonight in my coffee

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)

awww

ta! I might put a high quality stereo MP3 on my web space :-) with "wasp in a beer tin" guitar noises

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)

we have a radio station at school,

if me and a mate get a slot again (we had one a couple of years ago, but not last year, but our mates are in charge now), i'm going to fill my half of the slot with random gubbins like that.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

those kind of guitar noises

rock my world

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)

you don`t

like Mike Oldfield do you? ;-)

OH GO ON THEN!

get the MP3 here

(about 1.3MB)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)

i like guitars

and players thereof

i'm playing my rickenbacker as i type this

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)

I need to write a new song

this weekend after many beers... then get the Strat tuned up... so I can make it sound like shit :-)

oh, by the way, the original anim is here:
www.headstaggers.com/flash/pickledonion.html

cos I`m a repost whore :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)

how i yearn

for broadband

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)

no..

it's clan

very disturbing!

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)

is that a green lipped mussel?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)

it`s a clam

... just leave it, alright?! ALRIGHT?!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

that's pathetic

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popt_art, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)

is your MA!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)

i would

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)

Pay attention to the shaft....

(Smudger, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)

imagine the size of his balls...

i'm going to pull your head off.
no, please don't.
i'm going to pull your head off, because i don't like your head.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

He could be

Geoff Woad?

(Smudger, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)

He's ready

to start tossing his orb about again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

what the

fuck?

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

the boards

gawn maad

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)

hehehe

thats funny

edit: the file name is "cockmanforb3ta.jpg" which begs the question, how many cock man pics has he got?

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

I have been away to count.

one

(Smudger, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Frontpage.....FUCKING NOW!

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

Thanks for the encouragement.

It would be a first.

(Smudger, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)

what

does it all mean?

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)

Badgers

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)

I'm not quite sure why

or indeed how I like that,
but it appears I do.

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)

Barry knew it was wrong

but the advertising space was so cheap...

click for marginally readable.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)

snarf

that caption makes it so woosome.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)

Dido you know

the actor from the "Black Panthers" movie was also in a "The Matrix"... Tank.

I just realized that.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

are they

giving out free samples of vomit?

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

are you saying I'm sick?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

No, I think the pic is good

But Huey is another name for spew, innit

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)

not where I come from

although I am aware of Huey Lewis' career so I can see a possible derivation.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)

"calling for huey"

something to do with the noise one makes when curled over the bog being sick

I just thought it would be amusing to have people in the street giving out free huey, but maybe that's a different picture

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)

Miss Scarlet, in the library, with the burning cross.

(Romana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)

That's actually quite clever

reet i'm off have fun
and you never know...tomorrow I might post a picture :0

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)

will it

have norks on it?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)

We can

but hope :)

(Romana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)

bad me

bad!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)

First time using your Internet Account?

If you are drunk or high, call the Pizza Delivery number for your campus (at left). If you are a signing monkey or a lemur, click this button 0 to initiate your account.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)

sorry

twas but a slim slim hope

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

like i said

your seemingly irrelevant posts make me warm

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)

I like that you say 'seemingly'

because if i took the time (ages) I could explain the path of relevance normally :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)

it's true,

i've seen it done.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)

ooh

badger-cam

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)

it was the racist,

in the cellar with the burning cross

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)

Darth Dull didn't like the the jedi poohead ceremonies...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)

hmm

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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)

Just like the Nazis

had the best uniforms.
Woo.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)

pity they were racists really

the uniforms were kool

(cooler than ours at least)

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)

compy?

(Symball, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)

where's

the pic?:
EDIT: Hmm browser fuckup - sorry ;)

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)

ooh, pretty lights

woo

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)

"I want this big white cheese !"

... Stupid KKK cunts !

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oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)

sorry....

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

is that klan

or the top half of weebl?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

he'll be

whatever you want him to be

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

got

your number

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)

I know

where you live

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)

I've got

booze, come round as soon as and lets get drunk, I'm bored.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)

can i come?

i have booze

and pringles

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)

you are either

on your way round or just plain lying about knowing where I live.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)

the latter, i fear

may be true.

I think my 'I know where you live' was referring to a comment by 'nanaman earlier...

incidentally, the pause in commenting was due to my venturing out to the off licence at the end of my road to buy booze. Which is a good thing.

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)

wank it

wank it hard?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)

if he's Klan

will he be entered into the challenge?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)

the challenge has been open about

10 hours, and already has 23 pages of entries.

I feel no desire to add to the pain of whoever's judging this one

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

good plan

how many pages for last week?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)

no less than 77

now that's scary

So many, I had to look twice at the numbers...

;)

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)

same with this

embaressment...

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)

it's a nice idea though

but unpractical - the piping should come out of the eyes

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)

mine seemed to go down

fairly well

www.b3ta.com/board/1827568

i shan't be submitting another though

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)

well,

thats original, and sufficiently different/well done/inoffensive/just plain nice

to deserve the praise

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)

why thank you

i might buy you a beer tomorrow*

* 80% of LIES

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)

well thats 20% of very kind of you

But I suggests buying lots for Supermoore and getting him very drunk. Again.

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)

i think that goes without saying

and i'm bringing a camera

i'm considering bringing my camcorder - but i fear the night might be a little too raucous for that

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)

my camera does

snippets of video, so I should be able to capture any special moments
(in crappy quality)

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)

apology

accepted

(yay)

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

arf !

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

heehee

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

This was made by a freind of mine called theirafterme

She has signed to b3ta but hasn't got her little e-mail thingy through yet.. she will be reading so you can give her all the pull up a chair smoke a kitten ect.

(smoglane!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)

Don't you mean

smoke a chair and pull off a kitten?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

eurgh

Isn't that illegal?

(smoglane!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

nope

They recently decriminalised furniture

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

thank god for that!

my dinner table was getting cramp from hiding in the cupboard under the stairs every time the authorities came round

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

I know what you mean

My bed was getting tired of hiding underneath me.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

eh?

herafteryou?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

A fond welcome to your friend :)

May she spend many happy hours in this wonderful place :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

yes...

crying and masturbating....

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)

regained

your powers I see

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)

Yup :)

www.b3ta.com/board/1829342

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

And seeing as the other thread disappeared

I'm off to the pub, take care you crasy kids.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)

t'ra

to spot me tomorrow, i have stupid hair and i'll be wearing a rubbish t-shirt

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)

have fun

*hug*

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)

yay !

and I missed it :(

Marvellous celebratory post and well done :)

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)

hello...

.......good evening.............................and welcome :)

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

hahahah

trust YOU to come up with something funny!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)

*sniffle*

i dont get it

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

free klan models

burning a cross with every packet of corn flakes

I think

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)

well atleast someone

is nice to me

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

hahah

WHAT?!?

you should be paid to represent the danish to the world.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

funnily enough

my mate Martin is Danish and he`s a space cadet too!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

that would be nice!

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

are you on commission

for using that background in your pictures?

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

i'm sorry!

i'm not allowed to tell you!

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)

can you

tell me though?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

hmmm...

what's your credit card number?

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

well

it's a sixteen digit number that I use to pay for things on the internet with but that's not important right now.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

/airplane

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

ahahahahah

ha ha ha

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)

god i love airplane

= )

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)

i'm watching it as i type this

there's no stopping in the red zone

that's where i'm up to...

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)

haha..

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)

hehehe

fanatsticciccc

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

Come on

talk about lettuce?

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

NO!

Lettuce is off topic!
(has lost plot in red wine)

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

It's social drinking?

What? On your own?
Div

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)

well we're here

and that's what counts!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)

hooray!

better poor another glass :)

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)

thanks

don't mind if i do!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)

The Klans latest recruitment video was way off the mark

Ok, Ok, it's not a clicky anymore.....
(worth a look)

but nobody looks at it now!!!

(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)

this made

me laugh.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

as utterly wonderful as that is

i think perhaps you should make it a linky

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

ooh

very NSFW
Make it a clicky please

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

hahahaha

lovely!

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

NSFW

not suitable for wanking

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

that boy is touching

the other boy's pee pee!

mother!

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

wahey!

dat dog looks loik he could do some damage!

w/y!! as ever

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

tis woo

as usual

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

Holy god!

now that's a yorkshire terrier I wouldn't mind having about the house...you know, if I couldn't get a proper dog
Woo to you sir

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)

i'm a bit of a

yorkshire terrorier

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

mis an s

by any chance?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

i spelt it as i wanted to

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

used to have a yorkie dog (god rest him) and he had an Emu puppet that he would shag furiously on a regular basis then spend ages licking his winky

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

which

looked like a lipstick

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)

my

word
(woo)

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)

oow

gota be the best looking dog ive seen from up north ;)

(Seanyk0, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

'appen !

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay !!

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iamhyperdog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)

how do lad !

how's things wi you?

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)

im shandied up man

i may have to go get chips.

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iamhyperdog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)

yay !

I'm working on getting there :)

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Tedmus, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)

I take it back,

airbrush is fun.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

i cant help it

but i always see zippy off rainbow with the yellow head.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

zippy is more of a orange though

(smoglane!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

that'sch fantasticoola.

where'sh my saushagesh?

/zippy

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

For the entire year i worked at McDonalds

atleast 3 times every shift someone would say "I'm hungry, where's my breakfast" like Zippy on the marmite advert. I hated it. I hated it all with a fucking passion.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)

oooh bitterness

dont you just love it

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

It's what

keeps me going.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)

arrrggghhh

take it away

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

*cries*

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

on 2nd thought

the left head looks like he's upset and is missing something

i feel sorry for him

on 3rd thought - he's probably luring me into a false sense of security before he uses his fear powers on me

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

NOICE!

well done sir.

(yakmonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

eep....

'tis lovely but scary!

Did you know the Guardian this week, called b3ta Puerile?
www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,1022657,00.html

I'm so happy to be puerile

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

fantastic

they are getting a bit webpotatochop messageboard obsessed, they had a worth1000 pic on the cover the other day.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

Purile?

That makes me smile so much :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

'tis an uncharacteristically

true description, to be sure

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

yay

we am de bestest

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

My first entry?

How do i enter the competition... what are the rules and stuff? And what do i win?

Heres one I threw together.

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)

your questions answered in chronological order....

Yes.
Edit your message and change the 'This is a:' menu to the klan compo.
There are no rules - other than make it your own work and don't be too offensive.
You win fuck all.

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

I had to laugh

"don`t be too offensive" with this competition!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

i should have

italicised the 'too'

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

right go to edit

then theres a drop down menu next to this is:

select photoshop a klan pic and you've entered the comp

you win if some lurking tosser thinks it's good and votes for it

you win fuck all but you do get adoration of the b3tan ladies*

*may not be true

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

most b3tan men already

have the adoration of the b3tan ladies

I have my own exceptions and he already knows I don't like him

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

I'm just great

mwah to me

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

i dont

*sniffle*

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

You have mine

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)

yay

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

absolutely

no one adores me. woohoo! :)

(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

furious choclate

On the board i administer, i have a picture editing competition, but everyone is pitiful at it. So since it was my idea in the first place, i told them i would not participate, just moderate.

How many pics could i enter in the "challenge"?

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

one half of one picture per challenge.

therefore, you are obligated to sit out the next one.

(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

Firstly

add a width="300" qualifier to your html for those with diddy screens, then edit the post and choose the relevant challenge from the "This is a.." drop-down box.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

ass

width = 300?

fuck that`s BIG!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

I like big butts

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

talk about bumcakes

my girl's got 'em

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

and i cannot lie

my husband has downloaded that as his ring tone...

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

even

white boys got to shout.

(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

eh?

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

grr

:-p

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

ass a width?

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

There's a drop down menu

select the one that says photoshopped klan...edit your post
The rules are it has to have something to do with the challenge

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

You're lovely

despite the red hair

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

you utter bastard

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

it's not really a competition, just a challenge.

No rules, i don't think, except that it should apply to the challenge.
You win the admiration of fellow b3tans and a bag of toenail clippings.

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cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

Can you tell me what on earth your picture is?

you might wanna try cropping it

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

I tell ya

I cropped it.

Its a desert, and a few guys wearing haloween costumes, and 2 brothers waiting for a bus.

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

Reply

K, now what?

(btw, this forum moves super darn quick)

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

oi!! no swearing!!

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

this isn't quick, this is just standard

you wanna try being around about 2pm on a friday, then you'll know what quick is

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

yeah

i left for 10 minutes to get a twix and a coke and it was all change.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

i went downstairs just now for a hot chocolate

and 2/3 of the board had disappeared. but i like it like this, gives a feeling of closeness and you don't have to sit there for ages waiting for someone to reply

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

but when

your in a conversation with someone it gets mightily annoying. not that that happens cos no one likes me here.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

this is true

but then there's always m3ss3ng3r

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

umm..

Yeah, it moves fast... is there some sort of IRC channel i could use instead of a web browser?

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

we tried IRC and it failed.

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

what now?

you sit around and do bugger all or comment on other pictures and stuff.
it's easy once you get into the swing of things

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

make sure you randomly insult

someone too

for instance, you could call me an 'utter cunt'

go for it, it's fun

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)

you utter cunt

feeling better already

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

and

so am i

tis the way of b3ta

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)

Im about to insult some1

OK. You are @#$% !@#$%

Is that good?

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)

you seem to have hit some random character keys and left out the swearing part there. try again

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

you forgot to

call him a cuntstick

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

You are some sort of pickle!

And look what i could do
*moves body slightly*

SO THERE!

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)

my first mash

well at least my first mash in a long time, and first mash posted here

(yakmonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

smash

mash
needs a tash!

very nice - I always thought the airbrush was too unwieldy to use but it just turns out that I was being lazy!

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

i likes

the airbrush.

but it does take some time to acheive good results with it.

(yakmonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

ooooh

it's very arty.

EDIT: where can I buy a hat of anger?

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

ummm....

try <insert generic RPG here>

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

my Hat of Anger is not for sale

but it was just my hat, until one day i stood up in my cubicle,
held it above my head and declared,
"This is now my HAT OF ANGER, when i am wearing it I AM ANGRY. You have been warned."

(yakmonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)

perhaps

you could get some "Gloves of Wrath", what with winter coming up and all....

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

well

i already have a Sweater of Rage
and a Cranky Scarf,
so i am good.

(yakmonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

titter

tee hee,
splutter
arf
ha ha ha ha ha ha

and they call us puerile.....!!

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

oh yes

i do like that

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

You did that in paint!?

Crikey that's good.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

it's scary

what some people can do with it.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)

Look at Sunshine,

for example.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)

he's just

over-enthusiastic.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

uses Flash though - same as me

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

really?

Blimmy, and I thought he was a god.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

I don't think it's flash

he explained what it was that he used but i can't remember...thus rendering my post pointless

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

nah

I was wrong... I`m sorry B=]

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)

the lines are far too smooth

to be done in paint.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

Corel actually I think.

Or some other illustrator.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

yeah

like..... \/\/hat-EVER!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

Despite his protestations to the contary

he doesn't use paint that much.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

way

hey!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)

it makes me want to

fire up my amiga and have a bash at deluxe paint

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)

ooooh

yesss...... DPaint IV!

seXXXy!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

the morphing thing

was fucking cool

and they've never bothered with it in photoshop - the fools

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)

DPaint

was great for doing animations... I`ve never found Flash as easy - and ImageReady is a bastard for animation in my ~~onion~~ opinion

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

that's it

i'm going to get my amiga 1200 out later and mash some pics in deluxe paint

and then play Zool

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

get a copy

of Amiga Forever

it ROCKS!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

I haven't been to paintmash in ages

*goes surfing*

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

i updated it for the first time in months

a while ago. now it's building up to a ginormous number of new pics again. arrgh.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

victim

of your own success!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

i did

many thanks for the praise.

i think i shall do more.

(yakmonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

that look like

one of those nail things that you put your hand in and it leaves an image of your hand...except it doesn't

It's lovely

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

pinart?

they were fab.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)

That's them!

so very 80's and so very fab!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

that's

deep

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

first and only compo entry this week :-\

"The ~~cocks~~ Klan go to the cinema"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

clap, clap, clap

I was just doing the same image, marquee changed to 'Roots'

fuck it now....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

to see

battlefield earth?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

Short

and to the point. Well said.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)

I`m

glad you`ve become Super again.. you`ll always be "super" to me, lover

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)

Just to put a spin on the blatant pics coming in, how about including the NRA...

Seeing as they are apparently one-in-the-same ?

A repost to make up if you think this is a threadwaste

EDIT - Notice the similarity to nuns?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

wank it

wank it hard.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

you been watching

Bowling for Columbine too?

'tis Ace

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

Aye, and read Stupid White Men.

Im just gettin' bored of the same-old pics. The hole 'NSFW' factor doesn't even come into it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

Guns don't kill people

it's just the bullets ripping through flesh

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

"Giz a look our Gaz, yer tight git" "No I found it first".

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underneath the weeping willow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

yay!

blow the little fucker to smithereens!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

I'm sure I've seen them

hanging around Swansea.

On another note, I'm off for Icey-ma-cream! Be back soon!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

nice one nigel.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)

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