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This is a link post Uptempo Dance of Death from a sort-of post-industrial Jedward. I made this!
Musical outtake from Shaun Of The Dead soundtrack sessions. Hope you enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Someone said a while back that more art tutorials might be interesting I made this!
...so I’ve ignored my phobia of recording my own voice to talk through my process of painting this nudey lady. I’m getting over a cold so please excuse voice issues and poor sound.
Hope it’s of interest to someone



Edit - thanks
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 11:32, Reply)
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Change it to www.youtube.com/watch?v=He-AmYHtGoU
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 11:49, Reply)
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remove the 's' from https. I think that might be it. Or what he said ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the youtu.be address that fucks everything up.
B3ta requires a proper address for proper computers, not the address for toys/devices.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 15:26, Reply)
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B3ta has had years to implement a simple text replace that would solve this.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It helps keeps the chaff out

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 16:49, Reply)
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Well it was first requested 9 years ago, so there must be a good reason it hasn't happened yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Money

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Drugs

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Rock and Roll

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:31, Reply)
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Well the begging bowl has been around a few times since then, and there was the whole Patreon thing.
We got embedded tweets, which I don't recall anyone asking for, but not that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but Twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk had to be redesigned too
so all the links to it disappeared and its archive gets automatically erased on the fly

because horrid bullies
 (dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very relaxing to watch and listen to.
Amazing how it all came together in the last couple of minutes.
Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 13:30, Reply)
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I enjoyed that
 (razzle, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 14:22, Reply)
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would it be possible to show the full screen showing what tool/ brush/ icons you're using
 (razzle, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I painted this on an iPad, using procreate
and the timelapse feature only records the canvas. Maybe I’ll do it via screen record next time
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Really good stuff thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Organ grinders of Mexico City
Ah the timeless melodies of old.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they speak to the monkeys before CGI'ing them out?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The monkeys are inside the boxes playing tiny piano organs.
The handles rotate a slapping device to encourage the monkey to keep playing.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 13:25, Reply)
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slapping spanking

(Just to make it a bit more b3ta compliant)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post right
those monkey must be spanked to produce fuel for their 2 million mopeds
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post Horsell Common and the Heat Ray


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post A seasonal follow-up that proves
up tempo is wrong
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post playback at 0.75 ftw

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Coldddeeeerrrrrrrr ... Treeeeeeeeesss
yes, you're right, great sorrowful organ as well
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post you leave my organ out of this

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:15, Reply)
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whitechapel
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:44, Reply)
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Half expected John Peel to break into that and say "I'm sorry, I seem to have put that on at the wrong speed".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This was one of the first signs that I had diverged from humanity
I find this whole album is so incredibly lame, it sounds to me like a tame 70's BBC series soundtrack. Admittedly with a great voice over, but the music is so middle of the road it hurts.

Everyone else I knew thought it was great, I never understood why.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbV_Ju1eqHI
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post prezackly

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 3:22, Reply)
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Well I never play the second part, and frankly I mostly skip over Thunderchild as it just has the wrong mood. It's mankind losing the last desperate battle for survival, in the form of a jaunty summery pop song.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much of its time, don't think it would have had the same success if Burton hadn't been involved.
Still like it though.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, awful.
Although I do like singing that line "Through Autumn's golden gown we used to KICK our way..."
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 20 Sep 2020, 12:37, Reply)
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But have you tried the seven-disc box set?
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a seven disc box set of Mel & Kim.
Not long till Christmas, just saying
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 21 Sep 2020, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't believe you so I googled.
Is there nothing they won't make a seven-disc box set out of?
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to the Whigfield one.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it when I was 14.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post BREAKING NEWS
Forking hell!!

Men find very long fork on Bristol street


 (GeeFunk, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone was on a witch hunt and MacGyvered a pitchfork

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post For supping with the devil.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post socially distanced forking

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post RAMMING SPEED

(dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me a bit of this bloke
Ben Wheatley
www.imdb.com/name/nm1296554/
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ex b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A fork in the road?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard a story about in hell everyone has a long spoon and they can't eat or something but in heaven have the same ones but they cheat or something. I reckon this fork my have something to do with it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 22:58, Reply)
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Expect woke indignation over this choice to start in 3,2,1...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hoped they were going to cast Floella Benjamin
or maybe Francesca Martinez.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Izzard
Or Andy Peters.

If neither of those then Ru Paul or Sue Perkins.

Still no?

Oprah.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ✅ Middle aged
✅ Women still fancy him

They got Bond right.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'reportedly', 'not officially confirmed', so complete speculation then
Isn't it about time bond was ginger and welsh or irish.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Non binary
Bond should get with a woman AND a man during the same movie
 (dribble, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post is that the Bi who loved me Or the Cis who loved me?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The cottaging scene, where he escapes from the park bogs using a mini-helicopter.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So far Bond has been played by a Scot, an Australian (less said about that the better), two Englishmen, a Welshman and an Irishman.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post but were they ginger?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Roger Moore had the orange side covered I think.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of the hair rather than the faded piz buin tan
Now wondering if Moore had a hairpiece in his first film
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought Reg Varney would have made a great Bond.
Shame really.
 (stubhuman, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Kenneth Williams understudied for Richard Burton
He'd have made a great Bond too
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 21 Sep 2020, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If you saw him in a casino you'd think it was the doorman

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I've worked with him and he is an absolute fucking cunt
There are legion stories of his behaviour including biting a crew member on the head. (Name available on request). George Miller has said he'd make another Mad Max film but only the one with Charlize Theron as Hardy was such a fucking cunt right the way up to and including the Cannes screeing.

I'd be surprised if this casting story is true.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 20 Sep 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he can do it for sure
I've always thought Paterson Joseph would have been an excellent Bond - imagine Johnson delivering Bonds lines.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Skilled git


I made the weirdest Calipers


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post AVE's dream tool?
This is the coolest thing I have seen in a long while.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post New Binky
is delayed.

So they're embarking on Yet Another Project.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:12, Reply)
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these guys are great - can't wait for part2
 (razzle, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 8:07, Reply)
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I like a nice flocked dash
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that was cool
maybe i should come to /links more often
 (Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post Is it shit Schlager saturday?
Then have this, because Mex3's post reminded me of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:52, Reply)
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Das war sehr scheiße.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Have something different
Just because

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, I haven't heard that in decades.
Probably because I stopped going to weddings of people I didn't like anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post Arrr
I always knew my pirate hat icon would come in useful some day (like today)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy 19th September

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post i was always crap at french

(razzle, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffff
(lol)
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Trés amusant, cela. Bof!
(J'ai aimé prendre un charcuterie a cela - I enjoyed taking a butcher's at that.)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Trip to McDonalds - Clown Core style.
.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That was excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:00, Reply)
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but what did they order?
 (razzle, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post P-A-A-A-A-A-A-I-N-N-!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post with extra coleslaughter

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Voice of Omeriki "Strawberry - Sea Buckthorn" NSFW
Inspired by Sock Cooker's 'Little Big' link, here's my favourite Russian pop video. Accordion, violin and guitar-driven music with some beautifully dark visuals. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post Lovely artings by Mrs Wizard I made this!
She made all those foliage brushes herself, too.

I love how just when I'm thinking "Yup, nailed it!" she comes back and fixes it in ways I hadn't even noticed.

(I don't get anything for all this praise you know - she never comes to b3ta, cause we're all weirdoes here.)

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't forget to like & subscribe, an' shit."
Any suggestions for improvements? Muzak too lame? Speed too fast or slow?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post Rich Hall doco's are so good


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No British road movie?
Has he never seen "Summer Holiday"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They aren’t driving through Britain though
And it’s shit.

Magical Mystery Tour is probably a better shout.

But it’s also pretty shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a wonderful British road movie once
it was an epic tale of man vs roundabouts and cyclists... It ended with a box of red wine and a kebab
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably consumed whilst watching a dvd.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Radio On is a decent one.
Without the ace soundtrack it would be a bit boring, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Withnail & I and Mr. Bean's Holiday should count.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post See? The man's talking bollocks.
There's plenty of British road films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 15:16, Reply)
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Sightseers being a case in point.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Much better than I expected

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 0:46, Reply)
This is a link post Another good Luna cover.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Sep 2020, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus stupid duck meme in portrait
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwGu8QVpLU
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Sep 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great channel.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Circle Tank I made this!
It's Friday! Let's have a mutual Circle Tank!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 18 Sep 2020, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What, again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 18 Sep 2020, 22:12, Reply)
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Hello, you big nonce.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 0:54, Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1549900
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 7:53, Reply)
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what rhythms with shank muffin?

tank lovin?
 (razzle, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wank puffin

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 12:47, Reply)

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