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Sticky Slimes
Sticky Slimes is an inventive little puzzle game where you control slimes that stick together when next to each-other, whether you want them to or not!
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:20,
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Addictive.
The link was bollocks for me though, I had to use this one: v6p9d9t4.ssl.hwcdn.net/html/3550820/StickySlimes%20HTML%202.2/index.html
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 17 May 2021, 19:34,
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Stirring stuff.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 May 2021, 14:44,
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Presumably I can't see him because he's stepped away from the spotlight, to ensure his and his family's privacy.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 17 May 2021, 14:51,
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He’s raising awareness about an issue that, now more than ever, needs urgent attention. Him.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:07,
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have you tried not hanging on his every word yet Pru?
It might make you less cross about it all
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:30,
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I’m amused by the tears of the clown.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:40,
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oh yes of course
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:50,
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It’s hard to get cross about something you can’t take seriously, but for you, Benny, I’ll try.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:55,
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not cross, got you
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:00,
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Now I am.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:24,
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Which one of you is Waldorf and which one is Statler?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:28,
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Looking forward to seeing him on more shows
He should definitely do Who Do You Think You Are?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 17 May 2021, 17:00,
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Who does one think one is?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 17 May 2021, 17:16,
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The one where that guy finds out
one of his ancestors played a mean game of Rugby.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 17 May 2021, 19:42,
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How about
"Would I lie to you"?
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robh, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:06,
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Not clicking that, might contain the aristocracy.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 17 May 2021, 19:38,
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Fungi and slime moulds good at transport network planning
scroll down to the paragraph beginning 'Take the proficiency...' if you want to skip the LSD part of this book review
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:59,
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Stick stick stick stick
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:45,
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Terms & Conditions Apply (The Game)
I made this!

A silly mini-game about pop-ups and the deviousness of websites and apps.
Visiting websites now feels like a battle against all the pop-ups. I thought I'd try and make a game out of it!
Questions are inspired (or stolen) from the real dark patterns companies are using today (thanks darkpatterns.org)
Please have a play, let me know how you did.
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iambob BYE, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:30,
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Rather than ask us to tell you how we did why don't you add an opt-in to track our progress at the start?
or opt-out that isn't really an opt-out
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:38,
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good point! unfortunately the site has very limited actual tracking. thought it would be a bad look having a REAL cookie accept box at the start of the quiz!
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iambob BYE, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:51,
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You don't have a real cookie opt-out?
*phones GDPR police*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 17 May 2021, 14:12,
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There are no cookies to opt out of :)
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iambob BYE, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:54,
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I was playing this earlier
Didn't know it was a b3tan's work.
Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:48,
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^this
I played it a few weeks/ months ago
it is very well done
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razzle, Tue 18 May 2021, 5:45,
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very good
but I didn't understand the toggle button ones
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meepmeep is, Mon 17 May 2021, 17:50,
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I feel that's the point.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 May 2021, 17:55,
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SPOILER ALERT
This one actually has a really satisfying solution.
When you start you don't know if they're both on, both off or one on, one off.
So first thing you do is click 'I'm feeling lucky.
If they spin, you know they aren't both on, or you'd get the question right.
So now you flip both and try again. if that doesn't work you know they must be one on one off.
So now you flip one of the toggles and click again. Either you picked the right one and they're now both on and you get the question right
or you get the wrong one and they must now both be off.
So now you flip them both and hit 'feeling lucky'.
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iambob BYE, Mon 17 May 2021, 22:14,
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ah ok
I think the bit that wasn't obvious was that 'I'm feeling lucky' was also the button to press to check your answer
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meepmeep is, Tue 18 May 2021, 4:09,
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that is excellent.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 May 2021, 22:41,
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Brill!
good job bob
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 May 2021, 21:06,
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Farage is giving away free tickets to his US tour
There is a campaign to make sure the tickets go to people who won't attend.
You know what to do.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 17 May 2021, 11:22,
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You might want to look down the board a little bit.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 May 2021, 12:04,
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Yes, but in this case it's SUCH a good cause!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:14,
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Fair Point
Well made.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:14,
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has he done I'm A Celeb yet?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 May 2021, 12:20,
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maybe that one where they get naked
or is an all politician episode of that too horrible to contemplate?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:40,
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Naked Attraction: Politician Edition
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:09,
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Michael Gove's got a big knob
according to gossip.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:25,
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oops

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 May 2021, 15:22,
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For all your home defence needs
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:51,
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Bang! bangbangbangbangbangbangbang!
This really needs mashing up with something.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqeUyPlRRs
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 21:37,
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The problem with that video, is that none of them are being fired by a fat man in cargo shorts.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:19,
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by at
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 May 2021, 2:58,
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Alright Kim Jong-un, didn't expect to see you here.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:00,
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sometime I get ronery
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 May 2021, 14:59,
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Well
at least you don't need a concealed carry license to take it out with you.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:02,
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I'd imagine this is what Jeff Bezos bought after his wife left him
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 May 2021, 12:27,
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this gun in company of herons, tho
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ozof, Mon 17 May 2021, 14:03,
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I wanted to see what they blew up
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Sherbs, Mon 17 May 2021, 15:20,
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This
That's why I looked for the other video.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:10,
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I doubt there's much of it left.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 May 2021, 17:55,
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Throws money at screen...
What the video says
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:48,
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Why
won't my screen take my money and send me one?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 17 May 2021, 1:47,
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Looks really good at creating..
a 3D CDC
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 17 May 2021, 11:07,
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I hope there's a production model and it has a line in.
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carcrash, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:05,
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This is how Rorschach's face works.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 17 May 2021, 19:05,
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Saturday Stayback
1983 regional ITV sketch show.
Mostly rubbish but involving lots of very talented folk.
Spot the error on the writing credits.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:45,
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Who doesn't love a death-zombie fungus story.
Fungus makes cicada bums fall off... no really.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:16,
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Diners getting dosed with psilocybin and amphetamines
quite the combo
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:25,
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"Older cicadas would be crunchy and unpleasant."
older
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 17 May 2021, 0:54,
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I thought this would have been posted by now...
Anyway I thought - oh this looks tame. and then....
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 May 2021, 19:27,
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Steppenwolf on a step machine.
What should her next prop/song combo be?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:13,
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99 red balloons, with red body paint.
Swords of a thousand men, I bet Robert has a sword kicking about somewhere, not sure I’d want Toyah waving it about though.
Snooker Loopy, one white, the other black
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:24,
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white pink black brown
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:57,
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Sleeping Pills/Theme from M*A*S*H
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:39,
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Wynona's big brown beaver.
The two guys in cowboy gear.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:52,
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Budget Peloton
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:34,
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ironic indie band name
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 21:11,
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FUCKING HELL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 16 May 2021, 21:14,
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Nah this was a poor show
Already bin dun in January without the sticky tape
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 16 May 2021, 21:27,
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Yeah but but no but yeah but
there was no water involved then. At least this way the wet t-shirt brigade are happy.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 May 2021, 23:55,
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thought she was on a zimmer at first
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 May 2021, 12:27,
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I guess this could be an alternative, if your heath is particularly mental.
youtu.be/eYhSroxeoEE
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 16 May 2021, 19:19,
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I was going to
post this wish I had done now
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 16 May 2021, 21:30,
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Probably a trick
better call someone capable of dealing with it
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 15:05,
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Video unavailable
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:24,
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Free Tickets for Nigel Farage's tour in America
Get 'em while they're available, wink wink. Would be a terrible shame if he were to turn up to empty venues etc.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 16 May 2021, 9:55,
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I've always wanted to not see Farage in Texas, and now I will
(won't?)
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strongp, Sun 16 May 2021, 10:53,
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I'm not seeing him in Pittsburgh, and Texas so far. I can't wait. Super excited.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 16 May 2021, 11:20,
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Looking forward to not seeing you in Texas
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sun 16 May 2021, 13:23,
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We should all not get together for a drink afterwards.
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strongp, Mon 17 May 2021, 11:31,
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Get the K-pop army on it...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 16 May 2021, 12:17,
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so, in a way, you're promoting social distancing
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 14:35,
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I'll not see you all there tomorrow in Pittsburg!
I wonder if any of his scams still have a freepost address to send bricks to?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 16 May 2021, 16:21,
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Please don't encourage him
He's clearly mentally ill.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 16 May 2021, 18:41,
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Balls, you mean if during the last two decades of lingering in the shadows I'd worked out how to post I could have been in with a chance of an FP on Friday night?
That'll learn me (it won't obvs)
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deadmonkey99, Sun 16 May 2021, 18:43,
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Sue Cook's pulled out
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 16 May 2021, 21:05,
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Got me tickets!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:03,
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A little bit gutted
Thanks for the inspiration. Unfortunately, I was a little late to the party and the automated script I wrote only managed to register for just under 10,000 tickets across all venues before registrations closed. Must work quicker next time. Incidentally, ‘next time’ is completing a script to bombard Trump’s (From The Desk of Donald J Trump) new blog with ‘kind and supportive’ messages. Fuck the begrudgers!!!!!!!
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eightb4ll, Wed 19 May 2021, 10:24,
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"it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse"
Sounds like the basis of a medical research funding submission
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 8:23,
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Have you tried everything?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 16 May 2021, 8:43,
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Well there was the possibility of setting up a research lab in an abandoned ruined tower on the hillside
but sceptical about lightning as a power source
Suspect that's no better than sticking forks in the todger in a big Clive style approach.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 8:54,
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They'll never run out of ideas over there
The work of this research group may inspire a new Japanese TV show which is basically Naked Attraction for necrophiles
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 16 May 2021, 9:04,
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There's probably a hentai for that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 23:10,
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I'm interested in the implications of the phrase "flaccid nose"
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 16 May 2021, 9:14,
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So if you have large features, you tend to have other large features. Got it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 16 May 2021, 14:30,
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Taps nose knowingly.*
*3 finger tap.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 16 May 2021, 20:16,
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*tries to stretch nose*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 17 May 2021, 16:12,
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Thing is, your ears and nose keeps growing into old age
but your dick does not.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 17 May 2021, 19:48,
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Mammals can breathe through anus in emergencies, Japanese study finds
Johnny...doctors in Japan have been blowing oxygen up a pig's arse
Teacher...rectum
Johnny...bloody right it did!

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 16 May 2021, 1:24,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 16 May 2021, 5:32,
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Well that's their excuse anyway.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 May 2021, 22:10,
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The Abyss would have been far funnier if this was how the divers were oxygenated
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 May 2021, 8:19,
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Jay and Silent Bob's Abyss
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:19,
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Blender Lip Sync Test
I made this!
A quick test I did in Blender, featuring a ye olde clip of Adam Buxton
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Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sat 15 May 2021, 23:56,
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Nicely done
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 16 May 2021, 8:29,
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It cuts out just as it gets good!
Some, but not enough context here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv0oV2_2zJA
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:28,
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So let me get this right, I’m watching....
A reproduction, of the opening of a 40 year old kid’s show, that I’ve never seen, in a language I don’t understand, that apparently misses out the best bits.
There are worse ways to spend an evening I guess.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 15 May 2021, 23:43,
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Dr Slump never aired on UK TV,
so only anime fans with a knowledge of '80s shows tend to be aware of it here (the same goes for a number of anime shows that were shown in various European countries but not here).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 May 2021, 23:48,
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paint me like one of your french girls
It's been a while...
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sat 15 May 2021, 21:56,
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missing the mandatory 3ppb
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:12,
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Certainly the best place for this silliness.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:28,
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Drawing a crude cock on
this one is rather amusing...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 May 2021, 23:54,
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Are you an ass or boobs man?
NSFW
Strangely philosophical
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sat 15 May 2021, 9:22,
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What's this age verification bullshit?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 15 May 2021, 9:35,
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Another way for google to take your most important and secret data.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 15 May 2021, 14:16,
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Try
ytpak.net/watch?v=5qLYAFdddPw
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 May 2021, 16:52,
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Thanks!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 May 2021, 17:12,
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The squeaky balloon sound for boobs is ace!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 May 2021, 17:14,
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Stupid question. There is only one answer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
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Varmint, Sat 15 May 2021, 18:24,
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Popcorn song also relevant
age restricted and nsfw because you'd find it difficult to explain
gc? very probably
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:29,
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Haha nice one.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 May 2021, 22:50,
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Could we get someone to update b3tacode so it can handle youtu.be links?
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jonbob loves you, Sun 16 May 2021, 8:10,
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Some of us LIKE the youtu.be mobile idiot filter, tyvm.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 16 May 2021, 14:14,
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cos you're an idiot?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 17 May 2021, 1:55,
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