Poet trashes seashell lady
I know it's poetry, but it's short and nicely done.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 May 2021, 9:59,
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That was much better than I expected.
Thanks for posting it.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 20 May 2021, 20:14,
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Fair enough, well done.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 May 2021, 20:29,
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Spend all of Elons monies in 30 seconds
Horrifically depressing
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 May 2021, 9:25,
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Down to $154 but it would have been a lot faster if I could have bought cryptocurrency options and timed the market
or put him in hospital and ordered tests
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Cat comes back
Always needs posting every now and again
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mongychops, Wed 19 May 2021, 23:04,
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Yay, I hadn't seen that before
Unraveler cat
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 May 2021, 17:35,
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I love NFB stuff.
It's always good.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:54,
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A doc about the best HiFi ever built should be fascinating
and yet somehow it's really boring. I for one would like to know how Morbid Florist by Anal Cunt sounds on it.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 19 May 2021, 18:56,
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Anal Cunt have some good song titles, 'Your kid committed suicide because you suck'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:39,
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I've never summoned the will to actually listen to them.
Are they as toe-curlingly hilarious as 'Kunt' and his Gang?
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No, mostly screaming filth and noise.
I like the concept of a really offensive joke band better than the reality.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 May 2021, 16:59,
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I wonder if ripped 32 kbps mp3s from Limewire sound better on that.
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Varmint, Wed 19 May 2021, 23:10,
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IF you Believe (and pay out), it will.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 May 2021, 17:03,
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He must have tested the system with this
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 May 2021, 5:26,
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That made I laugh probably more than it should.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 20 May 2021, 18:23,
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From the newsreader’s Wikipedia page:
“He became renowned for his cheerful and friendly disposition. He always began the News at One by saying ‘hello, good afternoon..’ then reading the headlines”.
That’s quite the catchphrase.
“He left ITN in 1987, returning to his native Yorkshire to make a series of documentaries about the county for Yorkshire Television, entitled Pieces of Parkin.”
Cake puns are always the best.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:13,
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Spoiler Warning
The channel is by the guy who plays Quentin.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:25,
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Yes there’s definitely something fishy about it...
but it’s well researched. Also from Leonard Parkin’s Wiki: ‘When he presented News at 5:45 on 24 October 1979, he was the first ITN newscaster to be seen on ITV following the conclusion of the ITV strike of August–October 1979.’
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:39,
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he is brill! for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmvWKandjA
if you cant see the funny side in that. have a sausage
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 19 May 2021, 21:19,
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Could’ve been wurst.
He loses ten points for not saying ‘alles klar’, which they do say all the time.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 21:42,
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Gaaah, you gave it away!
that's Comfrey without the makeup - fair play to the guy, he's got a real eye for detail in performance, a very good comedy actor.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 May 2021, 8:17,
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A mountain lion stalker in Utah
promises to respect his restraining order
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 May 2021, 7:01,
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At what point
does one have to change strategy and commit to melee combat?
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I think that's probably a decision the moggy is going to make for you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 May 2021, 13:46,
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Like the last video much like this one,
the retreating human ignores the big sticks and pile of big rocks that could have saved his life, and also just keeps recording on his phone, which could have been used to play some heavy metal or dubstep.
I expect he had tunnel vision and/or wasn't thinking of ways to scare a cat.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 14:11,
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though if you play music there's also the chance that your choices might enrage or charm it instead
worse, you hit a playlist that manages to lure it closer with successive tunes then enrage it when the next track kicks in
"I thought I was safe and then the bass dropped"
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Always have Merzbow ready to play when entering big cat territory.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 18:47,
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It's the famous landscape-or-portrait response
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:06,
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Cats are acutely aware of where targets look and whether you can see them.
Looking around for weapons might give it the chance it's waiting for and bending down makes you look smaller.
One of my cats is an effective hunter and will wait until a mouse or toy is just going out of sight before pouncing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:36,
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If I’ve learnt anything from the internet, simply placing a cucumber on the ground would have defused the situation.
Cucumbers: not just for salad.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:01,
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That sounds like solid practical survival advise to me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:14,
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Advise = verb, advice = noun.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:23,
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Nuh-uh, I've got a spell cheque sew I no eye yam write.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 21:13,
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"we're gonna need a bigger cucumber".
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:42,
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I bet you could still kick some rocks and swing a big branch or two without taking your eyes off the deadly predator walking you down.
IDK, I expect I'd go white with panic and do exactly the same thing as the guys in these videos (except I wouldn't have been faffing with my phone in the first place).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:13,
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From the makers of " Fitzcardboardaldo"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSrMmmzzzaU
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Me too... but ultimately it was a effort to avoid GC on the film itself...
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Oh Wonder - All We Do
I made this!
First time I heard this track by Oh wonder was on the ITV show the Unforgotten, had to turn it into a dance track!
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british singer is confronted with harsh truth in new jersey
I made this!
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Update on Nigel Farage's USA Tour
It's not going well. Glad I wasn't there
"Small update - 14 people actually attended. The other 6 were part of the Farage group.
In unrelated news 2981 people registered for the event but I assume they must have had some trouble getting there."
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 18 May 2021, 13:39,
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I really enjoyed not going to that
of all the things I had tickets to go to, and didn't, that was by far the most enjoyable.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:28,
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twitter.com/SaHreports/status/1394227274220818432
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:52,
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Nigel isn't very happy - twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1394375173227302916
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:52,
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Sadly I missed it, but I'd like to have seen just how well he took it...
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Not surprised
B3ta is the entirety of my exposure to Nigel Farage, and I doubt Pittsburghers have a particularly strong awareness of this educational trove.
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wonder how many of the 14 were journalists or those hired to clean up afterwards
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lol
They must have known this would happen.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 May 2021, 21:59,
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Nobody was going to go anyway
But now he has an excuse
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 May 2021, 23:24,
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Still only a few turned up.
I suppose it's publicity either way.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 May 2021, 23:45,
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I'm not sure
that "people didn't turn up to my event" is going to get him a great deal of notice. I mean, it's not like there's a lack of news in the world at the moment is it?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:35,
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It keeps his name current even if it's bad publicity.
They'll blame it on antifa/leftists/teens etc. anyway.
I'm guessing, there must be someone here who understands publicity better.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:45,
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He's been popping up on my YouTube recently
trying to get me to invest my money with him. "Take back control of your finances" he says, and give them to him. I mean, I'd rather let loose those helpful people who keep calling me on the landline to help me with my computer because "my name is Darren, your windows is having a virus we have been detecting please be following my instructions because the hackers have taken over control."
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:27,
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Ditto.
It’s the one thing that gives me hope that YouTube doesn’t know everything about me. I wouldn’t trust that mendacious weasel to tell me the time, let alone give good investment advice.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 May 2021, 11:57,
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Naaah, the cunt's just overfunded
I also had Lawrence Fox telling me how sad it was being him and how being mayor would make him happy. I think their backers just had too much money to spend so instead of targeted marketing they ticked every single box because why the fuck not?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 14:31,
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Lawrence Fox? You lucky sod. I had to put up with Brian fucking Rose.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:56,
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uBlock Origin and NoScript seem to prevent 100% of YT ads for me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 18:51,
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sounds like an utter plane wreck
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 19 May 2021, 18:00,
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It is disappointing
To learn he abandoned our coastlines where he floated alone against invading hordes to go on this jaunt. It is almost as if he’ll do anything for attention.
Thank god the voice of reason Lord Hannan is still on our sceptered isle forging a great new canukausnz alliance.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 20 May 2021, 0:04,
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Weightless Cats - Do Space Cats Land On Their Feet?
Hannah Fry mentioned this.
i love her
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unclepills, Tue 18 May 2021, 12:19,
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Erm...
If they’re weightless how can they “land” on anything?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 18 May 2021, 12:30,
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Mass, inertia and surfaces still exist, even if your weight is taken away.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 18 May 2021, 14:02,
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Let the record show that the cats in the video still landed on their feet even when the direction of down changed, despite what the voice over artist said.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 18 May 2021, 13:58,
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Yes, most of the time.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 May 2021, 22:01,
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Footage of the sphere of cat piss floating about presumably edited out
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 18 May 2021, 18:19,
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I've been trying to find
a video I saw years ago where they practically threw a cat against a pillar in zero gravity on the bounce back starts spinning around like a perpetual machine until eventually grounded. It was silent, but I could hear the cat complain meowing.
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Like a streak of lightning
Little lad and his dad give a brief rendition of Champion the wonder horse
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Wasn't expecting that
Ha ha click
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 May 2021, 11:52,
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kid sings like shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O43JhDPWM0c
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 5:11,
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Records at the Wrong Speed that sound Right
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 May 2021, 7:58,
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I'm surprised there was no mention of Babylon Zoo, whose song was significantly improved by playing at 0 RPM.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 May 2021, 10:48,
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Pfffft!
I was one of those duped by the Levi's recut of the song. Good lord the rest of it was terrible.
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I thought the bit on the advert was the first bit on the single,
before it all turned to mush
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 May 2021, 11:34,
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It's a little recut.
They just looped the first bit and pitched it up a touch.
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'Jolene' is quite extraordinary
and there's lots besides (pretty sure I used to play the Split Second single at 33, it rang a huge bell when I just played the YT clip)
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 May 2021, 11:37,
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Jolene is amazing
It really highlights just how tight her band were
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LP, Tue 18 May 2021, 18:44,
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For quite a while
It was fairly difficult to find Kind Of Blue at the correct speed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kind_of_Blue#Release_history
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 18 May 2021, 11:31,
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My first copy of Rubycon by Tangerine Dream was on cassette
I listened to it happily for years until I bought the CD and realised the cassette had been 'printed' backwards.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 May 2021, 11:36,
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I can imagine that working in reverse reasonably well.
Koyaanisqatsi by Reggio/Glass was on YouTube entirely in reverse, the music and visuals both worked in strangely different ways to the original for some of the scenes.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 18 May 2021, 11:40,
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Mike Oldfield's "Guilty" 12" single
That I had not heard, was played back to me in the record shop at 33rpm. I purchased said single and indeed played it a few times before noticing the 45rpm on the label. Still think it was better at 33 :)
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 May 2021, 17:27,
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Perhaps sir would prefer a celtic design on the ankle? No? Very well
Tattoo design from the files of police squad
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 May 2021, 4:33,
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I like the number of aliases, as though he thought he could hide.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 May 2021, 18:14,
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Opened this in another tab with a few other links
Thought at first it was the Farage item.
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Das Laird von MacGyver: a new Eurovision anthem
I made this!
I made a song and video for an online Eurovision analogue, and I'm told it's a banger.
It's about bees, non-binarism and nationalising the utilities, in Scottish-accented German.
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An astonishment swithen.uk, Mon 17 May 2021, 21:15,
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New tune I made
I made this!
I've titled it 'That Scene In From Dusk Till Dawn Where Salma Hayek Dances With A Massive Python'.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 17 May 2021, 21:09,
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