The lady's not for turning.
And no amount of arse kissing would change her mind.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 25 May 2021, 11:27,
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Nothing about this story is particularly callipygian
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:25,
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Tatyana O..?
This is only pure speculation but could the O stand for...
...Onatopp?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 25 May 2021, 18:56,
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Cry Little Sister
I made this!
Another upbeat remix of a classic track, the theme from the Lost Boys movie, may offend some people, but hopefully it's nostalgic at the least!
(, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:44, Reply)
Ohh
I clicked "I like this" as I like it. I do like a bit of trance me :)
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 25 May 2021, 18:53,
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Cheers, majority of my stuff is trance, occasionally knock up something different!
(, Wed 26 May 2021, 11:37, Reply)
charles grodin, whom I liked, was deaded last week. thought this was a good interview by talk show standards
Carson is still pretty quick on his feet even though he must have been getting on when this aired
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 May 2021, 3:43,
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He was so great with Robert De Niro in Midnight Run
Just a great double act and a brilliant movie, funny and clever.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 25 May 2021, 6:15,
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yeah, it was a gem of a movie
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 May 2021, 6:39,
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And I'm very fond of Beethoven too.
The Heartbreak Kid is on YT but I haven't got round to it yet, strong pedigree written by Neil Simon directed by Elaine May though.
EDIT: and I laughed out loud all the way through this interview.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 25 May 2021, 13:58,
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I liked it when he rescued that dog and the evil bloke got jabbed by all teh needles
(, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Hug the Sun
Lost Aussie TV show ep 2
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 24 May 2021, 23:30,
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Badger's liqueur
That was totally sane.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:15,
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All praise the Lord Oxtos
and the Prophet Gary
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:51,
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Queen vs Queen: whose crest is best? | Linus on Logos
.
tongue in cheek, but interesting - i didn't realise that queen (the band) had a crab in their logo?
.
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 22:24, Reply)
He was using an app with end to end encryption.
He thought he’d covered his tracks so Caerphilly.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 19:13,
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Yeah, it wasn't a brieliant move
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 24 May 2021, 22:42,
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I'm very fondue of these threads
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:08,
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Emmental ya this story won't end well
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 May 2021, 22:58,
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I made these pictures move (from the news)
I made this!
I never know what to type here. thank you
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:18, Reply)
Getting snappier I see, I approve.
Also, woo!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:47,
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Oh you bugger
Excellent as always but quite the twist!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:58,
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Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
A papier-mache stegosaurus
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 May 2021, 16:40,
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Not as intriguing as the headline suggests
but possibly worth an honorary mention in the Darwin awards.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:35,
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Yes, the story could have been slightly improved if it had taken place in a creationist museum
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:56,
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A nocturnal whodunnit with Ben Stiller and Ricky Gervais.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:20,
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lol yes
I'd initially imagined that the body had been there the whole time and we've uncovered the murderous underbelly of the papier-maché dinosaur art scene.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:45,
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At least there's a proper CDC on the dinosaur in question.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:43,
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Looks like this missing person's case
is velocirapt-up
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 May 2021, 7:37,
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The Zen of this guy is off the scale. Put him in charge.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 14:43,
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Remarkable cool in the face of screaming child entitlement.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 24 May 2021, 16:01,
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It is amazing how much momentum a vehicle has
even when just doing 20mph
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 May 2021, 16:15,
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Yeah but they were both going twenty so the impact counts double.
Or not: warp.povusers.org/grrr/collisionmath.html
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 16:46,
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Even when the collision is at 90 degrees, rather than head on?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:44,
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Which one though?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48
or
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F5TZ7z7tJs
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:24,
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That's a rather evasive answer to a simple maths question.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:34,
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If it’s so fucking simple, mush, why are you asking me?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:43,
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Because you're the one volunteering your expertise in maths around here.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 19:01,
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And you’re the one putting two and two together and getting five.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 19:15,
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Looked to me like she was doing more like 40mph
Giveway and 20mph signs were pretty clear at her junction of Griffiths Road into Southey Road
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:01,
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His dash cam had him doing 24mph
Sat-nav co-ordinates put him on Southey Road which is 20mph. She was 100% in the wrong though
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:44,
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4mph over? He’s worse than Hitler.
I hope his victim gets the compensation and ongoing trauma impact support she’s entitled to.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:17,
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The rule for prosecution is 10% plus 2mph
So probably not a good idea to submit that footage as evidence. He wouldn't need to anyway. Police will be able to tell exactly who was to blame by the damage and tyre marks.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:38,
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Alright Miss Marple, was there a prosecution?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:47,
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Looks like Karen was on the phone to the Police
But they could have wrote it up as a civil matter if no-one was injured or intoxicated.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 24 May 2021, 19:04,
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That is probably what happened I fear.
Without due care and attention should have been the least of her worries.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 May 2021, 19:39,
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Naah
that's driving without due care and attention. If there wasn't any evidence the police would probably not prosecute but with footage like that it's a slam-dunk case. Points and a fine. I got launched over the bonnet of a car by a driver who cut a corner and didn't notice me waiting at a junction. Police attended and filed a report but without a witness they could not press charges.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:13,
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Stuff like this makes me wanna go get a dashcam
And then a few days later I have completely forgotten
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shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Mon 24 May 2021, 16:51,
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I always worry with a dashcam it'll be used against me
by the dead pedestrians' families
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 May 2021, 3:46,
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Same here. Saw too many clips of people clearly in the wrong claiming to be the victim.
So I ended up getting one in the end. It feels like as soon as I did people stopped doing stupid driving shit around me, so I can't upload Jeffery style vids of people running amber lights as I tut loudly and yearn for kebabs. So much for my burgeoning YouTube career.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 25 May 2021, 11:39,
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Terrifying. Nasty enough incident as it was, but she could have killed someone on a bike.
The sense of entitlement and complete lack of self-awareness she displays after the smash is exactly why it happened in the first place. She's not driving defensively and looking out for junctions and hazards because she expects the world to be revolving around her. I wonder if that phone call was already in progress before the incident occurred, by any chance..?
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 23:47, Reply)
Nope
When the video is less than 2 minutes in, and he's already interrupted the music ten times, I can tell it is the sort of video that will just get me shouting at the screen for him to shut the hell up.
No DJ should ever be allowed to have a microphone plugged into their deck.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 May 2021, 16:03,
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Worse than that, he's pissing about with his FX toys too.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 19:06,
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I watched the start of the London one,
and while it was funny, I was rapidly irritated to the point of having to stop watching.
(, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:34, Reply)
Inner City Unit 1985
Dead Fred recently uploaded this old VHS recording of ICU doing their thang.
If you remember ICU then you'll probably love this - a cool reminder of just how chaotic things could get back then.
If you've never 'eard of 'em then you're probably better off just moving along :-D
(, Sun 23 May 2021, 23:13, Reply)
I like Hawkwind, I like (Early) Gong, so I may well have liked them but had never heard (of) them
But unfortunately I agree with your description - in that the recording feels like it’s probably a shadow of what it would have been like in person, and has strong “you had to be there” vibes.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 24 May 2021, 10:25,
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Ha ha yes!
I've seen 'em a few times and it was always a proper blast. Just bonkers. One of my favourite quotes about ICU was from Brian Tawn, who said they sounded like they were all having a race to see who could finish the song first.
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 12:59, Reply)
I missed them too, Here & Now weren't bad either.
I did catch these lunatics at Ribblehead, Screeech rock
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LXH1UcxQ60U
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 24 May 2021, 15:58,
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This is Steve (the ICU guitarist) covering Kylie
www.doremi.co.uk/mp3/cant_get_you_out_of_my_head__steve_pond.mp3
(, Thu 27 May 2021, 16:20, Reply)
Here's a little (Ambient Music + Space) film I made
I made this!
Hope you like it
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 23 May 2021, 20:02,
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Like this lots fred :)
But struggling to figure out how you made it? Oil lampy projections are coming to mind?
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 9:29, Reply)
SUMO Natsu Basho 2021 Day 15 May 23rd Makuuchi ALL BOUTS
About as dramatic as it gets.
Skip to 20:07 if you're less than half interested.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 23 May 2021, 15:54,
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A funny thing happened while rinsing my shot glass
I made this!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 23 May 2021, 15:12,
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It's a handy trick
If you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to empty a container of water withour touching it. If the jet of water is turned off very abruptly it's possible to leave almost nothing in the glass/cup/bowl etc.
Washing up time is just one big experiment for me!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 23 May 2021, 17:43,
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Linky goes live at noon.
So restrain yourselves until then. Not sure how norks are going to look in a cat suit but I guess we will soon find out.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 May 2021, 11:17,
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it's eventually be just 5 minutes of Fripp motorboating her to FM radio
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 May 2021, 11:42,
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I think that’s the best his guitar has sounded in these performances
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 May 2021, 13:00,
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I only just got around to watching that
I am sort of sad I did now as my ears hurt.
However. I have a cunning plan.
Next years Eurovision entrants - right there.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 May 2021, 19:52,
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I guess two points would be better than zero.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 24 May 2021, 11:01,
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it's embarrassing enough as it is without them actually representing the country
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 12:45, Reply)
Proper Sunday league football coverage for your Sunday morning.
NSFW
I made this!
Now I get most people here (just like myself) are not into the footballs. So apologies in advance however, I'm trying to make it appeal to the non footballist types by emphasising action with editing and music so, here's reasons you might watch: Filmed with a Canon 5D Markiii. Last week I made a mistake by telling you I filmed with 50mm /f1.4 (it wasn't, it was a 50mm /f1.8 which is a seriously rubbish lens for filming sport). This week we're back with a Canon EF 24-105mm f/4L which (whilst not adequate) is much better. Also started off using a tripod however had to switch back to monopod, hence why I get jerky movements when I pan plus my dodgy editing but apart from that everything went well. Lastly, the track used this week is 'Break Your Neck by Busta Ryhmes' someone here posted the Wrong Music DJ mix a couple of weeks back with a different version of that tune, that I use in the second half of this match. NSFW because of swears, hope it meets approval! Thanks again.
(, Sun 23 May 2021, 10:49, Reply)
You need a 100-400mmL beautiful lens worth every penny and holds it's value
Wish I'd never sold mine.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 23 May 2021, 21:34,
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Hi there, thanks very much.
I tried to hire that exact same lens from a guy on a website called ‘Wedio’ however he told me he hired it out to someone else from a different kit hiring place and apparently, they didn’t return it so I missed out. Was quite cheap hire as well at £10.00 per day.
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 9:32, Reply)
as complete non-footballer
I liked the style of camera work / colour and effects
not, the stop and starting editing and the music
football is still pointless
(, Sun 23 May 2021, 22:25, Reply)
Thanks very much for your comment :)
And yes, totally agreed football is pointless haha and tedious to edit but, I’ve nothing better to do at the moment and been awhile since I’ve done anything also, you’re not the only person to mention about the stop n start stuff, personally I’m fan of it and hope it grows on you.
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 9:35, Reply)
trying to give positive feedback, obvs it's all subjective, but (for me) the stop starting works best when
- you propose a question to the viewer
- introduce something new to the viewer to ponder on
- have an interesting/ quirky picture
your vid does look good, it just doesn't draw me in
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 10:14, Reply)
Sorry for the late reply and no offence taken
Appreciate all feedback positive or minus especially from b3tans.
The reason I use it so frequently is to do with:
-trying to reproduce someone else’s editing style.
-timing to the beat.
-when the playing stops or the when the action stops.
-to emphasise awkward, funny facial expressions, body movements or those action parts.
And that’s all really however, when I get round to making stuff thats a bit more grown up, I’ll defo be referring back to the sound advice you have given, many thanks to you :)
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 15:29, Reply)
Big minus for the choice of music
Bad language means I couldn’t watch it with kids around.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 24 May 2021, 11:05,
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Ahh gutted sorry about that!
In hindsight I should have used the cleaner version of that track; players didn’t play last Sunday because the league needs to sort the fixtures out for the coming weeks or something? But they’ll be back at it next Sunday so, I promise the next one will be a lot more ear friendly to younger viewers but can’t speak for the players though, as their a bunch of potty mouths lol
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 15:32, Reply)
Maybe takes too long to do but dub 'I say, do you mind' and 'what an absolute shower' as spoken by Terry Thomas over the swearing
(, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:32, Reply)
Possibly, they don't take to long to edit in FCP X
So something like dubbing over is defo worth a go if it ever gets too NSFW again, will try and keep it more family friendly for next time tho.
(, Tue 25 May 2021, 20:17, Reply)
Chuck some boobs in and you'll make millions
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 25 May 2021, 7:17,
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Yes but boobs can be unbelievably rude
And the gentleman above will definatily not be able to watch with the kids around :D
(, Tue 25 May 2021, 20:09, Reply)
I’d be far happier with comedy nudity than aggressive swearing
Everyone is born starkers.
But if the kids pick up a new bad word they seem determined to use it at exactly the worse moment.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 26 May 2021, 12:22,
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That's very good
but then I do like dogs me
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 23 May 2021, 13:04,
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Made another Little History vid, enjoy it while its up. Had a copyright claim
I made this!
ive removed the grim bits from the original footage. Safe for work. Tells the story of the last German tank left defending Cologne during WW2.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 22 May 2021, 23:49,
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Really good and interesting
though I would cut the Churchill speech at the beginning and get down to business
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 23 May 2021, 13:06,
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Strangely enough, thats what i got the copyright strike for
Apparently Decca/UMG own the rights to that Churchill speach. How can a politicians speach be subject to copyright? I'm a bit confused to say the least.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 23 May 2021, 14:06,
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It was a recording he made in 1949
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 23 May 2021, 14:50,
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that's now over 70 years old and out of copyright
he should tell Decca to go fuck themselves
(though youtube tend to take the side of the recording companies and I've heard it's a bit of process convincing them otherwise even if you're in the right)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 May 2021, 0:05,
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I guess it counts as a written, dramatic, musical or artistic 'work', meaning copyright expires 70 years after the author's death, which would be on January 24, 2035.
But Churchill also made a number of recordings of his war speeches for commercial purposes. Discogs says Decca's Churchill album was published in 1964, so their copyright claim on their recordings will expire in 2034.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 May 2021, 14:01,
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this is true, but for sound recordings it's 70 years from the year it was made under the '88 UK copyright act, extended from 50 years
To be honest, I'm not totally sure which category it falls under, whether its treated as a sound recording of an existing copyrighted speech or as a new artwork, and parliamentary speeches themselves might fall under crown copyright if it's done as part of one's parliamentary duties, or be party or privately owned. it's all a bit murky for me. But if it's Decca rather than Churchill's estate complaining it's probably about the recording.
Subject to subsections (4) and (5) [F40and section 191HA(4)], copyright expires—
(a)at the end of the period of 50 years from the end of the calendar year in which the recording is made, or
(b)if during that period the recording is published, [F41]70 years from the end of the calendar year in which it is first published
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 May 2021, 15:29,
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Thanks for this
thats cleared things up a bit. I assumed wrongly the original to parliament. I didnt know Decca paid Winnie to re record his speeches sometime after ww2. Guess they got me bang to rights. oh well, slap the cuffs on. Lesson learnt.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 27 May 2021, 17:17,
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Adept story telling and good voice over
Also sinister music adds to the tension.
(, Sun 23 May 2021, 13:50, Reply)
Thank you so much.
Makes the hours spent trawling the internet for info, collating media and writing the script all the more worthwhile.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 23 May 2021, 14:09,
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Really good
Would bump up his voice a bit though if you can be bothered
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 23 May 2021, 15:14,
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Your're very welcome sir.
And although curious, it leaves me no desire to seek out those parts you left out, it's brutal enough.
(, Sun 23 May 2021, 15:18, Reply)
tanks for that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 May 2021, 23:04,
Reply)
Well done
I sent this to my dad. He loves this kind of stuff.
He has a huge collection of diecast model tanks.
(, Mon 24 May 2021, 14:50, Reply)
Good effort with one minor quibble... Panthers had 75mm guns, not 88's.
(, Wed 26 May 2021, 9:25, Reply)
:). i was hoping no one would notice..Well spotted that man.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 27 May 2021, 17:21,
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It goes well in a baguette with some mint yoghurt.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:53,
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One way to do a 'viral' video.
I'm suspicious of this.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 22 May 2021, 22:02,
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Seems like an attention seeker.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Vegan_Teacher
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 May 2021, 23:14,
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Ah yes, will say anything for it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 23 May 2021, 20:40,
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Every time you share a video
uploaded by a thieving spamcunt account, a part of the internet dies.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 May 2021, 23:18,
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The original video is 17:39. She’s one of those long winded types.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 May 2021, 23:27,
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I hope you can all restrain yourselves
- you dirty weirdoes.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 22 May 2021, 17:21,
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Cloacalingus is off the menu then.
Happy Candules!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:44,
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I’m not American.
I can kiss as many as I like.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 22 May 2021, 22:28,
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