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This is a link post Shed of the year 2021 Finalists announced - Vote now
So it's the 15th year I have run this and during lockdown we had more entries than ever before.

This year the finalists are two "churches", a bra fitting shed, a 70s-inspired bar, an amazing retro arcade, a Bat shed and a bloke who built a full sized working version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in his shed (plus DAVROS), also one that is a chill out zone

Anyway VOTE SHED NOW and don't shout "NOT A SHED AT ME"
 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got an error
The error occurred in C:/websites/146734Qn4/index.cfm: line 315

Let me know if you want the full dump and I can DM it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post you won - get over it
brittania unchained - now the slaves are revolting, more revolting than ever...
be careful what you wish for - as the old joke goes...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He also denies
that Brexit is the cause of less EU citizens in the UK

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57314682

What a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully the cunt’ll go out of business

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post people like coldplay and voted for the nazis
you can't trust people
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler McHitlerface

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post kill 'em all i say - the fucking lot of us
if climate change was not a big enough clue we now have a global pandemic to contend with - but you know, politics and stuff...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post American civil war 2.0 should be interesting politics.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes, they are well armed and very dangerous over there
but take the fuckers statins away for a week and they'll be dying in droves - one of the arseholes had a heart attack the moment they got into The Senate. Too many steps.

If they can revolt from the seat of an air conditioned SUV and there's a drive-thru nearby they'll be okay, but if the battle involves any kind of physical activity they're fucked.

Fat twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
And after the reaper drone takes out their SUV we can prise the fragments of melted AR-15 from their cold dead hand ashes. I note a bonkers church has just moved to Waco good luck!
www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/trump-loving-church-that-uses-guns-in-holy-rituals-buys-compound-near-waco-texas/ar-AAKvZnS
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is odd is how unsurprising it is.
Somehow the weapons seem like talismans/idols in that context; imbued with 'spiritual' power.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly that
it is entirely talismanic. You ain't gonna stop the gov'ments no matter how many rifles you own.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has he tried paying his staff a bit more?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't be silly

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was his own suggestion
just before the referendum dot dot dot
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There were people saying that it would be necessary to pay more
Oh, wait, it's Mr. Spoons himself!
twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1400029264242786304?s=20
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why has this tit got a platform?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think the leaopards would eat my face
says man who campaigned for the 'leopards eating peoples faces' party.

Cunt deserves to go out of business.

To me, he is now in the same category of people as the ones who live in Spain and voted leave, the fishermen who mainly export to the EU and voted leave, farmers whose main workforce is from the EU yet still voted leave and old people who need a lot of care from the NHS (which has been propped up for years by cheap labour from the EU) who voted leave.

Stupid assholes who are now being hoisted by their own petard.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you ask these people if they had thought about these things before they had voted and it's like they have Stockholm Syndrome for Boris Johnson and his Brexit lies

I just don't get it
 (razzle, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Denial is easier than admitting error.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same with the Trumpanzees and the Flat Earthers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My tribe right or wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stand weatherspoons

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Kisses Sweeter Than Wine


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 4:58, , Reply)
This is a link post You can bid for it, proceeds to charity.


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiQsgG4Bpjw
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which led me to Big Country
Which led me to Stuart Adamson which led me to the Skids
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg1hy6VhxY
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't remember the last time I heard TV Stars
So cheers for that.
Not impressed by the audience participation though!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Albert Tatlock!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guitar kilts fascists

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Alien 3 tie-in Pepsi ad


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, Fincher's original vision restored.

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post For my birthday I was thinking of starting a new country
I mean, how hard could it be?!
Oh.
Wait - really?
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Candelabra!
A festive b3tan day to you, H2
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candlopalypse!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mega happy candle fun day

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 2 Jun 2021, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post how can you handles so many candles?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post we all know the answer to this is
'terribly'
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post No mention of Sealand: disappointed
the closing music made up for it though.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pause at
6:42
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post candles!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Well good Domesday site.
1066 and stuff like that.
You know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is good because the book is a bit tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Maypoles in the city I made this!
Street furniture to dance around.
(Wilow1, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post tying down the "pole"
Maypole is an older custom based on the "tying down" of this long straight stick by a group of virgins to get it to submit to "spring time".

Looks like you've found your virgins. Start the submission!
 (water00boy, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Virgin on the ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I support such silliness
just don't go dabbling with the Dark Morris
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ace
We did maypole dancing at school. It was actually pretty cool making different geometric patterns and then unwinding them.

Dance weaving!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 5:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Like a glove....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Jun 2021, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one got away in time
with footage of rim collapse and lava build up
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know better than to click on any links on the internet which say "rim collapse".

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Collapse
Not prolapse.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post WINNA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 2 Jun 2021, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Oliver Postgate, a life in small films
BBC i-player, in case you missed. Rather good.
And aliddlebiddapolitics.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post was a very good watch

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bleedin' socialists,
with their original content and love of the planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow. that's a blast from the past
so to speak
 (ozof, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post back when some nebulous threat of nuclear war seemed like the worst problem around
and people were still getting over their shock that some idiot entertainer off the telly could become a world leader
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a feature-length film too.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0092211/
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post based on a true story but names were changed to protect the innocent in true hollywood style...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yYdUWsXAfs
geopolitics aside peter cook is in this one though so it gets a pass - also enjoyed the british umbrellas for british people to protect us all from global thermo nuclear war fall out gag, seemed rather prescient re current conservative covid policy - as did a corbynesque labour leader coming to power in the original tv series
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing.
I'll add that to my watch list. Must be 30 years since I saw it.
Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post wear your mushroom with pride

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are in a coming out from under the table situation, scenario-wise
Loved that prog.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a link post BIG FANNY


(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 31 May 2021, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Cryptic.


(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Getting in the way, dressed as a clown I made this!
While people clean the streets
(mrmenfolk, Mon 31 May 2021, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Jim Davidson showing his mean sax chops
What a beast of a drummer! Really lifts at the end.

Yeah it's prog rock, hipsters might want to stay away or risk feeling some sense of excitement in music
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 31 May 2021, 4:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Once I'd got over the obvious "nick nick" confusion, I enjoyed that, thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 31 May 2021, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The nick nick Davidson was a huge fan of prog
Especially ELP. He once tried to fit a US tour around their dates so he could go see them.
 (plankton, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he really looked like him
Was the point. Oh well, Simbo Nomates strikes again.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Been donkeys (!) since I listened to Camel. Cheers for reminding me!
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Strategum
See Partridge live!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Partridge is so passé

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the first day of Christmas was nearly six months ago now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 31 May 2021, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fair play to Coogan for being able to milk this shite for so long
 (ohidunno, Mon 31 May 2021, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it's cool to belittle AP now.
I'm not cool. I love a bit of Partridge.

However, for some reason I don't fancy being in a hall of people all laughing from deep in their lungs for 90 minutes. Seems like his audience is going to be mainly empty space and Brexity anti-vaxxers.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Which style would you pick?
Clever, if fairly abominable, way to mine for clicks with some automated jiggery-pokery.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Sun 30 May 2021, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The pictures wouldn't load for me.
Too much jiggery and not enough pokery, perhaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 30 May 2021, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No pics here either.
I supect my ad blocker fucked them off.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 May 2021, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Adblocks would have a field day on that site.
Also guessing it just pulls the images from a Google search so works better on actual celebrities.

Cromwell works for me tho -www.hairlebrity.com/Oliver%20Cromwell
Jeffrey Dahmer gets a glowing write up but the pic is a bit off...
www.hairlebrity.com/Jeffrey%20Dahmer
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting little documentary I found.
"Since the mid-nineties, hundreds of man on the street quotes have been attributed to someone named Greg Packer. This name appeared so frequently that many people began to think that he was an invention of the news media -- an inside joke amongst reporters.

But Greg is real -- and he's been actively seeking to be quoted in news stories for almost twenty years."
(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 30 May 2021, 15:01, , Reply)

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