So it's the 15th year I have run this and during lockdown we had more entries than ever before.
This year the finalists are two "churches", a bra fitting shed, a 70s-inspired bar, an amazing retro arcade, a Bat shed and a bloke who built a full sized working version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in his shed (plus DAVROS), also one that is a chill out zone
Anyway VOTE SHED NOW and don't shout "NOT A SHED AT ME"
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Let me know if you want the full dump and I can DM it.
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Don't worry Tim, it's not real - it's just project fear
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brittania unchained - now the slaves are revolting, more revolting than ever...
be careful what you wish for - as the old joke goes...
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that Brexit is the cause of less EU citizens in the UK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57314682
What a cunt
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if climate change was not a big enough clue we now have a global pandemic to contend with - but you know, politics and stuff...
(, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:40, Reply)
but take the fuckers statins away for a week and they'll be dying in droves - one of the arseholes had a heart attack the moment they got into The Senate. Too many steps.
If they can revolt from the seat of an air conditioned SUV and there's a drive-thru nearby they'll be okay, but if the battle involves any kind of physical activity they're fucked.
Fat twats.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 14:38, Reply)
And after the reaper drone takes out their SUV we can prise the fragments of melted AR-15 from their cold dead hand ashes. I note a bonkers church has just moved to Waco good luck!
www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/trump-loving-church-that-uses-guns-in-holy-rituals-buys-compound-near-waco-texas/ar-AAKvZnS
(, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 21:57, Reply)
Somehow the weapons seem like talismans/idols in that context; imbued with 'spiritual' power.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 22:52, Reply)
it is entirely talismanic. You ain't gonna stop the gov'ments no matter how many rifles you own.
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Oh, wait, it's Mr. Spoons himself!
twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1400029264242786304?s=20
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says man who campaigned for the 'leopards eating peoples faces' party.
Cunt deserves to go out of business.
To me, he is now in the same category of people as the ones who live in Spain and voted leave, the fishermen who mainly export to the EU and voted leave, farmers whose main workforce is from the EU yet still voted leave and old people who need a lot of care from the NHS (which has been propped up for years by cheap labour from the EU) who voted leave.
Stupid assholes who are now being hoisted by their own petard.
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you ask these people if they had thought about these things before they had voted and it's like they have Stockholm Syndrome for Boris Johnson and his Brexit lies
I just don't get it
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royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsif.2021.0215
New URL: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLoDOV2igBM
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Which led me to Stuart Adamson which led me to the Skids
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg1hy6VhxY
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So cheers for that.
Not impressed by the audience participation though!
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I mean, how hard could it be?!
Oh.
Wait - really?
Bugger.
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the closing music made up for it though.
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personal favourite is the dad whose daughter wanted to be a princess so why not set up a country
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Street furniture to dance around.
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Maypole is an older custom based on the "tying down" of this long straight stick by a group of virgins to get it to submit to "spring time".
Looks like you've found your virgins. Start the submission!
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just don't go dabbling with the Dark Morris
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We did maypole dancing at school. It was actually pretty cool making different geometric patterns and then unwinding them.
Dance weaving!
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with footage of rim collapse and lava build up
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BBC i-player, in case you missed. Rather good.
And aliddlebiddapolitics.
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with their original content and love of the planet.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:30, Reply)
and people were still getting over their shock that some idiot entertainer off the telly could become a world leader
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yYdUWsXAfs
geopolitics aside peter cook is in this one though so it gets a pass - also enjoyed the british umbrellas for british people to protect us all from global thermo nuclear war fall out gag, seemed rather prescient re current conservative covid policy - as did a corbynesque labour leader coming to power in the original tv series
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I'll add that to my watch list. Must be 30 years since I saw it.
Ta.
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Loved that prog.
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While people clean the streets
(, Mon 31 May 2021, 10:18, Reply)
What a beast of a drummer! Really lifts at the end.
Yeah it's prog rock, hipsters might want to stay away or risk feeling some sense of excitement in music
(, Mon 31 May 2021, 4:18, Reply)
Once I'd got over the obvious "nick nick" confusion, I enjoyed that, thanks
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Especially ELP. He once tried to fit a US tour around their dates so he could go see them.
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Was the point. Oh well, Simbo Nomates strikes again.
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Been donkeys (!) since I listened to Camel. Cheers for reminding me!
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I'm not cool. I love a bit of Partridge.
However, for some reason I don't fancy being in a hall of people all laughing from deep in their lungs for 90 minutes. Seems like his audience is going to be mainly empty space and Brexity anti-vaxxers.
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Clever, if fairly abominable, way to mine for clicks with some automated jiggery-pokery.
(, Sun 30 May 2021, 17:17, Reply)
Too much jiggery and not enough pokery, perhaps.
(, Sun 30 May 2021, 19:15, Reply)
Adblocks would have a field day on that site.
Also guessing it just pulls the images from a Google search so works better on actual celebrities.
Cromwell works for me tho -www.hairlebrity.com/Oliver%20Cromwell
Jeffrey Dahmer gets a glowing write up but the pic is a bit off...
www.hairlebrity.com/Jeffrey%20Dahmer
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"Since the mid-nineties, hundreds of man on the street quotes have been attributed to someone named Greg Packer. This name appeared so frequently that many people began to think that he was an invention of the news media -- an inside joke amongst reporters.
But Greg is real -- and he's been actively seeking to be quoted in news stories for almost twenty years."
(, Sun 30 May 2021, 15:01, Reply)
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