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This is a normal post That's ace that is

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 30 May 2021, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
In less enlightened times she'd be burned as a witch.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 30 May 2021, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there meant to be colour when the video starts from the beginning again?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 31 May 2021, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, though you have to focus on the X on her forehead
Suspect part of the background was chosen to enhance the effect as well.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 31 May 2021, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post When I were a seriously cool (I thought) teenager
I had a pair of bottle green reflective aviator sunglasses (I know, like a boss right). When I put them on the whole world turned green and this effect went away after I guess a minute or so and all colours were normal again. Then when I took them off the whole world went pink for a bit. Rinse repeat

Same thing going on here. Though not nearly as cool
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 31 May 2021, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^discovered drugs^

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 May 2021, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The simple pleasures eh?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post I see Toyah Wilcox has formed a new band with Robert Fripp and Sidney Jake. NSFW
it's called Wardrobe Malfunction
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 May 2021, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she might do a decent job of that one
But unfortunately she still managed to stuff up the lyrics/scansion again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 30 May 2021, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Too busy trying to throw feathers (torn bits of kitchen towel?) into the path of the fan

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 30 May 2021, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUYrRdZejx4
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 May 2021, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh plz no, that song has suffered enough.
Must be quite bright in there, given how constricted her pupils seem to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 May 2021, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sundays won't be the same when they stop this
Still, I am sure somebody else will step up and get the norks out.

Hopefully.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 30 May 2021, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it yourself
Worried about insufficient cleavage? Just push them together while singing Goodbye Horses
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 31 May 2021, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it necessary to post these?
Every Sunday she waggles her norks and he undermines his guitar lord status. It's not like the glory days of primtech where we had to wait months and the B3ta race to post was hot and hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 30 May 2021, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
If geriatric tits are your thing then I’m sure that PornHub can sort you out.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 30 May 2021, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post PornHub doesn't have geriatric tits playing guitars though

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 30 May 2021, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *notes idea for niche porn website

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of those on iTunes mate.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 31 May 2021, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Primtech had infinite variety by comparison.
Sometimes you’d get a hut. Sometimes you’d get a kiln. Hut. Kiln. Hut. Kiln.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I would suggest not pressing play for a happier life.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think these people have suffered during Covid lockdown.
And probably need counselling. Or just a nice cup of tea and a blanket.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 31 May 2021, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post Super Mario Brothers Super Show Credits - Do the Mario!
Last posted here in 2009, apparently, but if, like me, you never made it to the end of a SMB Super Show, this might be new to you...

Captain Lou Albano as Mario Mario singing and dancing in top showbiz form, while (as if it needs to be said) steaming drunk. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 May 2021, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This is burnt into my skull
I had it on tape, watched it till it got mangled. No amount of tracking could fix the show, but the credits was fully intact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Sun 30 May 2021, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Defensive driving


(gijoel, Sun 30 May 2021, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Carry on Jaws


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 30 May 2021, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 30 May 2021, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ere, I don't like the look of 'im

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 30 May 2021, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Although I see an excuse for Valerie Leon in a bikini or a half unzipped scuba suit
or both
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 30 May 2021, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *Valerie Leon unzipping scuba suit*
"Would you like to play around?"
"Blimey you 'aven't got a set of golf clubs in there 'ave you?!"
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 30 May 2021, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Will it eat me whole?"
"No, it spits that bit out."
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 30 May 2021, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post “You’re going to need a bigger tug”

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 30 May 2021, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Hug the Sun
Episode 3

Praise Oxtos.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 29 May 2021, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Boris plays his Joker to keep the Sunday papers busy tomorrow
Congratulations to the happy couple. Every bride-to-be dreams their wedding date is hastily brought forward by more than a year to be used as a last minute political distraction....

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds 'marry in secret ceremony at in Westminster'


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 29 May 2021, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck making an honest man out of him.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 May 2021, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for your application for the vacancy posted on jobs.no10.gov
we regret to say the position of mistress has been filled. However we are keeping your CV on file as we believe further vacancies will arise in the near future.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 30 May 2021, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, why?!
He's obviously not wealthy, faithful or attractive. What qualities could he possibly have to make women go for him?

Did I miss a trick and rhetoric actually works for something?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 May 2021, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a powerful, influencial, charming psychopath.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 May 2021, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon she might be a crashing idiot
A lot of the ruling twat class are
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 30 May 2021, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
The belming queen away With the fairies.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she's just nuts-nuts over him
How many b3tans look at their partner and think 'Why me?'*


*in a good way
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 30 May 2021, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft, b3tans having real partners.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 May 2021, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The kids are real.
At least I hope they are, how do I explain the mess otherwise?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 31 May 2021, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Demonic possession
by the spirits of evil toddlers, maybe
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 31 May 2021, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's fertile, very, very fertile
- what women in their mid thirties look for so my wife tells me. A bumbling upper-class sperm bank

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 May 2021, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at the nose and the hair, are we sure she isn't a Worzel Gummidge fan?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 30 May 2021, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post His most recent nuptials have certainly incensed you.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 May 2021, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Power, connections, potentially money.
Can be manipulated by women.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 May 2021, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no money, power or connections
But want to be manipulated by a Woman. Please Gaz me if you fit the bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It still entertains me that his wikipedia entry reads "Children: At least 6""

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 30 May 2021, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I see HMS Dead Cat is getting another outing too
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57293882

Must be desperate to bury the Cummings story.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 30 May 2021, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Make it in China
Crew it with Indians for maximal money saving.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 31 May 2021, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Bluetit Chicks Going Mental At Being Fed (sound up) I made this!
Each chick requires up to 100 grubs a day so Mum & Dad have their work cut the fuck out, fucks sake, Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 29 May 2021, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post more beautiful tits than above

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post well..least it kept a lot of people busy

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 29 May 2021, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "we're taking this very seriously"
as in could be sued out of existence seriously, perhaps
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 29 May 2021, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd hope so.
It's like an idea from Robocop.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 29 May 2021, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "redefining the effective use of manpower"
very
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 29 May 2021, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post In my day
local racists and wannabe vigilantes had to cut together their own hateful literature, take it to a photocopy shop, and tape it to lampposts outside schools and whatnot.

I guess at least with these apps you have to care enough to download hateful literature to your phone before being confronted with bollocks. It's progress of a kind.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 29 May 2021, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Fun time to be an aircraft designer.


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 May 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yup, my tubes rec too
I've watched two. He annoys me more than any man who ever lived. Thumbs up. Like. Subscribe. Back to work!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 28 May 2021, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm really confused about how an annular wing would work. Wings generate lift because they have a specific cross-sectional shape. Surely if you turn that into a ring the lift generated by the upper part will be cancelled out by the downforce generated by the lower part.

Also you've got a lot of wing that's functionally doing nothing in horizontal flight apart from adding weight and drag.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 29 May 2021, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
you ever see an elephant fly?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 May 2021, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well I've seen a horse fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 29 May 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
i seen a house fly
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 May 2021, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a dragon fly

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sat 29 May 2021, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Homosexuality Turned On and Off in Fruit Flies"
Searching for a retort brought me to this article*:
www.livescience.com/2094-homosexuality-turned-fruit-flies.html

*I promise.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 31 May 2021, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ssssh! You're encouraging the evangelicals.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 31 May 2021, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wings generate lift according to the angle of attack. A symmetrical wing can generate lift. Also, consider that many planes can fly upside-down.

The specific cross-sectional shape allows them to produce lift at a lower angle of attack, without stalling. That's particularly useful if you want to take off.

There's also stuff like the Coanda effect, Bernoulli's principle, and lots of other complicated stuff, eventually ending in "nobody knows".
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 May 2021, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This was in my feed 5 months ago.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 29 May 2021, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Before it was cool then?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 31 May 2021, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post A new level of pathos was reached.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 May 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse
!
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 May 2021, 22:35, Reply)
This is a link post NǽnøcÿbbŒrg VbërrHolökäävsT: 10^100 Gs of Artificial Gravity
As mentioned in today's New Scientist, here's a drone/ industrial single that's more than twice as long as most albums, by a band with a ludicrous name that's pronouncible only by dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2021, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoddy Reporting
We still don't know if the tomato was too thick or too thin
 (strongp, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Nose Lollypop I made this!
My life...

(mrmenfolk, Fri 28 May 2021, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 28 May 2021, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!!

(mrmenfolk, Sat 29 May 2021, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Improving a classic


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 28 May 2021, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 28 May 2021, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, now do the fight scenes.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 May 2021, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I could have watched a few more minutes of that
But I suppose it didn't outstay the welcome
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 May 2021, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ABK is a delight
I started listening to the Loremen podcast last week too. Top top top.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 May 2021, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
I watched Noel Edmonds glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 28 May 2021, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Okay, some nice sedate dancing to go with the crooning in the song yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 1. That man doesn't know how an egg timer works.
2. Isn't the point of the song that they're 'moving too fast' through life? Hence the frenetic dancing?
3. That's quite the most literal music video I've seen. Good find!
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 28 May 2021, 10:40, Reply)
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the actual word on an actual string.... too on-the-nose?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 May 2021, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing from beginning to end
reminds me of the literal videos they did on Shooting Stars
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 28 May 2021, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Syncopated dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 28 May 2021, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Slap LIKE


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 27 May 2021, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I shouldn't be laughing. For all we know there may be a firing squad right off stage.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 28 May 2021, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't shake the feeling
that they've been watching a Robert Palmer video
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 28 May 2021, 5:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yip

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 28 May 2021, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU! AND YOU! WILL PLAY TRADITIONAL NORTH KOREAN EASY LISTENING!!!
TO EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH LEVEL OF COMPETENCE ON THESE INSTRUMENTS!!!! YOU WILL DEPLOY FINGERTAPPING AND SLAPPING DA BASS IN THE PURSUIT OF PERFECT PERFORMANCE OF PAN PIPE MUSIC OR ENTIRE FAMILY WILL BE TURNED INTO DOG FOOD NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post SHOW THAT DECADENT DAVIE504 THE SUPREMACY OF GLORIOUS DPRK SLAP!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 28 May 2021, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The Doomsday Clock has just moved a whole one second closer to a midnight slap bass battle

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 May 2021, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Have we considered sending Level 42's Mark King as a cultural ambassador
or just in case they like his bass style and want to keep him
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 May 2021, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the implied threat is "this is what I can do with a mid-range musical instrument"
imagine how proficient I am with an AK47
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 May 2021, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post All the other NK musicians have died from definitely not the coronavirus.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 28 May 2021, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta love the NORKS

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 28 May 2021, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I do?
Then I shall.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 28 May 2021, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah fucking take that Joe Dart
Needs more bass face though

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 28 May 2021, 15:44, Reply)
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I, for one, eagerly await the 'shreds' version of this
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 29 May 2021, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is really good
And I like Kim Jong Un's trousers too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 30 May 2021, 7:09, Reply)

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