They could have done it properly and used Iron Maiden instead
People from remote areas view Metallica and react.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 2:56,
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*joins taliban*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 3:01,
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TIL
'Tribal People' means 'people who live in villages.'
In my day you needed to have bones poking through your face and a grass skirt to qualify. These people have shell suits and digital watches.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 15:47,
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Isn't swearing the main point of parrots?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 2:51,
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I think this is my new favorite film
Turn on captions. It actually translates well.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 1:52,
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NZ software comes with an extra safe Save button
Save As... (bro)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 2:47,
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Bands don't play no more.
Too much covid on the dance floor.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 21:24,
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Penguin, depressed...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 23:16,
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"we don't interfere, we just stand still and let them pass"
"even if we caught him and brought him back, he would still head out"
I think someone's been doing penguin experiments...
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 23:56,
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Gunther, give them a shove...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 0:42,
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Well that's cheered me up
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 17:26,
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Who's on first?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 21:48,
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same reason you piss on somebody in the front row of a gig, I guess
free publicity in the daily news cycle
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 0:11,
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possibly. I have my doubt, too. his early delivery is like a straightman prompting an amateur comedian. still, Poe's law and all that
it's hard to tell the difference between her being scripted stupid and all the times her idiocy was genuine
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 0:08,
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I think they would
and certainly someone so self obsessed.
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unclepills, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 23:30,
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If you go out foraging for mushrooms please do not pick this one
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colmcq2, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 21:43,
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Fast way of trashing your liver.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 22:07,
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if I wore socks with sandals I'd eat it and just get it over with
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 22:48,
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A couple of years back we hired a mushroom bloke to keep the kids entertained at half term.
He did half day sessions in the New Forest. Just about every mushroom we found was toxic, probably toxic or was likely to lead to cancer in a few years.
We left with a basket of dodgy looking fungus which wound up in the bin a few days later.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 19:19,
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Courtney Barnett - If I don't hear from you tonight
Just a song. I like this Australian lady.
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I thought lockdown added this one of hers a bit of poignancy. In fact, it has a lot of poig
www.youtube.com/watch?v=42XXZvrnHbM
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 22:38,
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Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho
NSFW
Kevin Bloody Wilson
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ELIRA Explorer and Navigator pants
You can “say goodbye to having your butt in the air”
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Sponsored by Sophia Urista
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 14:48,
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The female y-fronts seem like a good idea.
The auto-splitting trousers with a zip at the crack of your arse, however... I can see a couple of issues of comfort and utility with that design.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 16:22,
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If they are not careful that zip could become a complete
labiability.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 22:25,
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Are the names a reference to browsers and backdoor access?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 17:08,
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they're just trying to be edgy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 22:51,
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Phil Meatball Mitchell
I made this!
I've made some meatballs. Phil Mitchell ones. Thats right.
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Well I appreciate your effort if non of these other basards do.
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rjmrjm, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 23:34,
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Your roving reporter needs to lay off the deep fried mars bars.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 12:06,
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Getting past Russian immigration
You know where it is going, but is still funny.
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I think I liked the German immigration video more...
...but I have you to thank for introducing me to the channel; there are quite a few gems there.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 5:56,
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You need three people to drink vodka
It's a Russian saying.
Their traditional vodka comes in a bottle with a cork. So when you open it, you'll drink the entire bottle.
If there's two of you, you'll be too drunk to order another bottle.
If there's four of you, you'll be too sober, and sensible enough to not buy another.
So you need three.
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ah ffs
I'm fresh out of Boron. Must order some more in.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 11:48,
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Bite Size Toast
I found this when I was reading about Toast in America. I had no idea these were out there.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 17:47,
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One of the many things I binged on during lockdown wfh
was archive.org/details/toastontoast
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thanks :) just binged the whole lot
Clickity hugely
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 16 Nov 2021, 0:32,
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"More than 70% of microplastics found in samples from oceans and rivers
could come from the scientists collecting them"
No word on methane in the atmosphere yet
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 16:52,
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Looks like this might be a tangible benefit
of all those people taking forensic science degrees a decade or so ago.
Also it means science nerds must now wear uniform clothing. Excellent.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 17:18,
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Science nerds in uniform
Is one of my favourite search terms on pornhub
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LP, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 20:02,
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Leave science nerds alone!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 0:22,
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They already have a uniform.
It's called a lab coat.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 6:01,
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They'll all need to wear super science speedsuits.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 21:10,
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Well if people will keep talking about 'boffins' and 'sheds' they shouldn't be surprised if labcoat fibres end up in the samples
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Why the Web Won't Be Nirvana - Newsweek, 26 Feb 1995
A 1995 news article by Newsweek predicting that the internet wouldn't catch on.
17 years later, Newsweek ceased publication of its print version and they now exclusively publish articles on the internet.
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More accurately, it's an article by Clifford Stoll.
He's a bit of a character - sells Klein bottles.
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I was sitting there battling my way through privacy notices, pop-ups demanding my location and trying to trick me into accepting advertising cookies, and various begging banners. Then the page crashed the tab as I scrolled down.
I'm struggling to disagree with him.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 16:17,
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Here
Install adblockplus.org/en/ and www.ghostery.com/
That should solve 98% of your issues.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 18:57,
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I have them, and it didn't.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 19:36,
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Well, that sucks.
I also have blocked sending or recieving anything to any URL containing the word 'adserve' and its variations in my firewall/modem/router thingy, that helped as well.
Oh, and 'google analytics'.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 15 Nov 2021, 20:58,
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Hmm, that's odd, cos i don't get anythin like that
Firefox Adblock plus and duckduckgo
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 2:19,
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Same setup as yours but different result.
Mine loads half the page then freezes or if I wait longer, lets me scroll, then freezes.
My guess is that my settings are blocking something that won't give up easily.
Edit: duckduckgo was weirdly borked, stopped loading other pages.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 2:42,
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Works fine on my Nokia 3310
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 12:23,
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No problems here
Firefox, Adblock Plus, Pi-Hole
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 13:57,
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No problems here either.
Firefox: uBlock Origin, NoScript, Duckduckgo, Adblocker Ultimate.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 16 Nov 2021, 14:09,
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When I clicked, it took me to pay site
but got free with firefox
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