Ha! Your turbo sucks!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 15:48,
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What's the appeal?
Engine go vroom? Loud noises? Wasting energy? Wasting fuel? Making an engine less efficient?
Wouldn't an actual penis extension operation be cheaper and more fulfilling in the long term?
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brb pussy in bio, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:10,
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Oh look, it's the fun police.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:16,
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That thing you like?
Yeah. That’s shit that is.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:32,
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Oh, I see
fine when you do it, but not when that engine does it?
Is that how it is?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 1:07,
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For the mechanical ones here. I believe this just won the internet.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 15:25,
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Incredible engineering
It reminded me of early aircraft engines.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 17:33,
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Are you familiar with the works of Alan Millyard?
If not, I think you will very much like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Xr1bmbZ_s
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Varmint, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 19:24,
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Wow, very few people around who can do that work.
Astonishing grasp of mechanics and a properly manual bike.
I even had a giggle at the timing adjustments, I need a lever that goes full retard (12.12).
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:22,
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Sarah Brand - American Gap Rap
You'll remember when Ambegris introduced us to the rising viral sensation that is Sarah Brand (check our comments)
b3ta.com/links/1569763
Well, this is the difficult third song and I'm sorry to say, I'm not sure I care anymmore. But we did want to see so...
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unclepills, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 11:50,
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What the fuck did I just partially watch?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:51,
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Apparently not part of a sociological experiment after all
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unclepills, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 23:03,
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it's worth watching to the end
it really does go up a notch as the song ends and then the short message in text after that is the cherry on the cake for me.
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Autochoon overload is horrid.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:28,
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desperate attempt by lazy sound engineer
to fix the problem of shit singing
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she has a website this time around
in which:
"The vocals are out of place, just like the character is out of place as she is met with exclusion from the church insiders, judging her in the pews. Moreover, the vocals being out of place invites the real-world audience to judge just like the church goers. Hence, the real-world audience is brought into the church pews of judgment, partaking in the theme, creating a holistic video experience."
I can't say I'm not disappointed. Unless it's gone meta meta. Which it hasn't. Am sad face.
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However arty, it still hurts the ears and delicate sensibilities.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:33,
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18th Century Musician vs 21st Musician
For some reason, this guy keeps popping up on my feed. He's very serious.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 9:33,
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Why?
Why not?
(skip to 3:49 to see it in action.)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 8:26,
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There must be someone out there with a synesthetic perfect pitch
who could tell you which note it is just by tasting the meat
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 9:10,
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The brown note
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 14:13,
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Is it the first of April? Already?
Walkers crisp shortage leaves Leicestershire family desperate
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 7:30,
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The failed IT upgrade part was reported as far back as the 2nd if not earlier
Its now the 18th and it still isn't fixed?
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They probably assigned the ticket to someone who's on holiday.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 9:31,
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he solution may have been available the same day but it costs money so there must be many meetings and attempts to persuade the supplier to do it for less
that or the relevant emails were mis-addressed to the wrong person by someone using auto-complete*
*from bitter experience
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Reminded me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09qx9lf-1s
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 8:37,
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Load of fucking nonsense this 'ARFID' bollocks.
Funny how it doesn't seem to be a particularly common phenomenon in poorer countries where food is scarce.
Is this woman seriously suggesting that her bairn has such a discerning palate that she can tell the difference between Walker's 'Baked Sea Salt Crips' and some dodgy offbrand? Or does she inspect the packaging first to make sure she isn't being poisoned by her mother?
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One of the best treatments for conditions like this
is continuous effort put into getting the child to try a different range of foods.
One of the worst things you can do is accept the child's restrictions on their diet, like this family seems to be doing.
What would she eat if she had never experienced crisps, toastie waffles and a specific kind of baby fruit puree?
She's just learned that when she says no, her mum goes 'OK'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 9:47,
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Absolutely.
It's the parent maintaining the restriction rather than the child.
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my friends kid had something like this for a year or two.
Told my mate to take the kid to a 'all you can eat buffet' thing and get the kid to try a little bit of each food - making sure you cut it up in to very small pieces.
it worked, he went from liking 5 things to liking 9 things (he did it again and it went higher)
it was my mate fault really for not putting much effort in
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I was an extremely picky eater up until around 12 or 13.
Basically because I had decided I didn't like particular foods based purely on sight, and my folks caved into my protests of "I don't like that".
The only reason I ended up trying new foods was because I ended up going to a mate's house for dinner one day and was too polite to refuse the terrifying corn on the cob placed infront of me.
Now I'm a fat bastard and I fucking love sweetcorn.
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Especially for Rohingyas.
Just to remind everyone that AN ACTUAL GENOCIDE WAS PLANNED AND COORDINATED ON FACEBOOK, so perhaps everyone in the world should stop using it.
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brb pussy in bio, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 13:43,
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Ban local radio too (Rwanda) and newspapers/rallies (Holocaust)
What about churches/meeting halls (First Nation American genocide).
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 21:18,
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'Local radio' is not a monolithic business
its business model does not involve making young girls miserable, or radicalising intellectually vulnerable people.
Ditto for 'newspapers' and 'churches.' Perhaps if I'd said social media rather than Facebook, you'd have the ghost of a point.
Facebook deliberately radicalises people for profit. It deliberately stokes social tensions for profit. I don't know why you'd want to defend an organisation responsible for so much death and misery. You should quit facebook if you're using it.
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brb pussy in bio, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 14:07,
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Really, the CHURCHES
"Its business model does not involve making young girls miserable,"
Tell that to the Magdelene laundry, anti-choice campaigners, the whole concept of Original Sin, protecting peadophiles and female subjugation. I reckon part of the anti-Muslim sentiment is that they invented the Burka and Catholicism missed a trick.
"radicalising intellectually vulnerable people."
Far-right evangelicals exist for this.
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Crisis Command: Could You Run The Country? (2004) - Episode 1 - BBC2
"Crisis Command" is a TV show from 2004 where three people pretend to be government ministers and deal with emergency situations - this is episode 1, where they have to deal with a terrorist attack. I can't find any of the other episodes of Crisis Command anywhere, unfortunately.
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There's a similar choose your own path book from the 50s or 60s
State of Emergency by Denis Guerrier and Joan Richards
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not seen the clip
but is there an option to put your idiotic mate in charge and screw the country over for billions of pounds then letting 1000s of people die
whilst perpetually lying and blaming the scientists??
sounds easy
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Venus hum - soul sloshing
Its that part of the week where i can appreciate a woman and not expect her to piss on my face, although i have seen it happen with another band this week.
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Vine 6 second videos was one of increasing number of things that seem to totally pass me by
NSFW
if, like me, you never watched any, here's a decent compilation that popped up in my feed. I put NSFW as youtube have an age restriction, but it seems pretty tame apart from swears
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 22:59,
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Num Num Cat
Big on Tik Tok, apparently. Big enough for strangers to add all this to it!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 18:55,
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Joyful stuff!
*click*
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 19:13,
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Wonderful.
It's heartening to see that people can still find a way to use such a fucking awful social media platform to do something creative.
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I expected garbage
But that was excellent.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 17 Nov 2021, 20:44,
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Due to this comment I expected excellence
But that was garbage.
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brb pussy in bio, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 13:45,
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Egg theft
Nile monitor lizard, Nile crocodile,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 17:22,
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This looks incredibly bad
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 13:13,
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Yikes.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 16:59,
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Compared to pretty much anything
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 21:22,
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Oh dear.
Didn't Marvel originally create She-Hulk for no other reason than to copyright the character before Universal completely jumped the shark by writing a female Hulk into the TV series?
My MCU general knowledge isn't the best - 2000AD was much more my bag, but from what I recall the whole She-Hulk thing was incredibly satirical/tongue-in-cheek. I do get a *bit* of that from the trailer, but I'm familiar enough with contemporary 'woke' Marvel to realise that this is probably going to end up going in the tired 'Girl beating bad men in a bad man's world' narrative direction. Maybe not. But probably.
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Arsebishop - is it an arse or a bishop?
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I made this!
Ten years ago I made a puerile game called Arsebishop. Now it has been updated!
It looks fresher, it works better on phones, and it has triple the number of arses and bishops - with more being added every day.
Apart from that it is the same old rubbish.
It is mildly NSFW if your workplace frowns upon you looking at pictures of priests. Or the occasional bare arse.
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I got 14
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 15:03,
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I've seen many arses
and priests
and priests arses
(not really)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 21:23,
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I do hope that Bishop Brennan is in there...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 8:21,
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He wasn't...
...but he is now! Just added, specially for you.
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I don't think manscaping with right-angles is all that important.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 7:37,
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Exciting stuff.
For a minute there I thought he was going to add pva glue or polystyrene cement!
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brb pussy in bio, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 21:07,
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*scans horizon for sink with wet dishes*
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Genuine UK Wartime Broadcasting Service Nuclear Attack Warning
The actual, legitimate emergency broadcast that would be played on BBC Radio if the UK really was attacked by nuclear weapons. The voice is of the late BBC journalist Peter Donaldson.
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Are you trying to tell us something?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 8:25,
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Yes, I am trying to tell you that I like watching emergency alert broadcasts
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They are interesting,
but you are best putting related things in the same thread rather than start a new one each time.
Too many new threads from the same person can annoy people.
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It is generally regarded as polite
to only post one link in a day
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 12:02,
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Multiple links in a day isn't a problem. However if you've got four links that are essentially the same thing, putting them all in the same post, or as replies stops you pushing other people's stuff off the bottom of the board.
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Problem != Polite
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 15:04,
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Meh, grew up with protect and survive and children's books about dying from nuclear fallout.
This does nothing for me.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 17 Nov 2021, 21:21,
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there was a little two desk department on my floor when I worked at the BBC
whose jobs were to cut together obits so they could get them out quickly when people famous enough carked it. They had a whiteboard with people who were likely to die soon listed. I reckon the queen and attenborough must be at the top of the board these days. i used to steal the newspapers off them (the death department, not the queen) so I regularly stickybeaked who was in the firing line
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Emergency Alert System (UK) - 1984 Brighton Hotel Bombing
A fictional emergency broadcast from an alternate universe where Margaret Thatcher died in the 1984 Brighton hotel bombing.
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Emergency Alert System (UK) - 2003 Channel 4 Broadcast: London Attack
A fictional emergency broadcast on Channel 4 about a terrorist attack in London.
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hello new person
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Emergency Alert System (UK) - 2000s BBC Alert: That's No Moon...
A fictional emergency broadcast on BBC1 about a spaceship heading towards Earth.
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So it's going to take 4.5 hours to travel further than light can travel in that time.
Uh-huh.
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Wow.
I mean, that's intense. And very good!
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