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Caution - There be painted nips
unzips....
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 14:15,
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A love song to Chester, Nova Scotia
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:15,
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One minute in I thought, heh, funny.
...then saw there was four more minutes of it.
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rjmrjm, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:51,
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Looks like the kind of town you read about being absolutely devastated by a crazed lone gunman on a shooting spree.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 15:01,
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Humble folks without temptation
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 15:04,
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Pretty sure they used to lure ships to the rocks with false lights
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 15:49,
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Tim Hunkin is back
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LP, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:08,
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Not until Thursday but still....
Much excite :)
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 14:16,
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Nice
I wonder if he has any semi conductors.
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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 21:31,
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If you are ever in London visit his place Novelty Automation
Near the British Museum. Jolly quirk guaranteed
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 28 Mar 2022, 7:59,
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Similarly,
If you're ever near Southwold, his 'Under the Pier Show' arcade is a wonder to behold.
www.underthepier.com/
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MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 8:44,
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I'm guessing this is about six weeks long
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 28 Mar 2022, 7:56,
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he earned his money, I'll give knoxville that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Mar 2022, 15:09,
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here we go
Haitian Fight Song · Charles Mingus
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:01,
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let's keep going
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpZJ_LQ4CFg
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:28,
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i see you have played knifey spoon before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPbNpIG8x_s
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:32,
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Whoaaaaa!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:46,
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Keancelled.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:51,
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DVD*****ed
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 17:52,
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Next a process to automatically replace any leading actor with an acceptable or available alternative digitally
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:16,
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I am now going to assume that
all things I can't find in the search results are actively being censored by the government.
They don't want us to see episodes of The Richard Whiteley Show.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:54,
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BAMPERSAND
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:38,
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There is no Keanu Reeves in Ba Sing Se.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 3:15,
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Be excellent to each other
IF you reply, God knows what till happen.
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An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 3:54,
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The last sentence is the most important
This is how they stop the world protesting their shit: state boycotting by the world's 2nd biggest economy (or biggest economy, depending how you do the numbers) is a big deal for the bottom line.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:44,
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Yeah, maybe.
The Cold War: Part II may well feature China & Russia as the baddies, a bit like Part I really. It’s just that China will have more lines in this movie.
I’m surprised that China hasn’t already weaned its populace off Hollywood fare by throwing billions at domestically produced blockbusters. It’s not like they don’t have the wherewithal, and the propaganda potential is limitless.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 22:18,
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Dystopian news round up
- cause everything is dreadful
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:43,
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That's better
Unrelated fluff video, Manul romance
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2fdEfwUkKU
Not to be confused with Manuel romance, nobody needs to see things like that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 22:56,
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or manual romance
With Mrs Palm and the 5 sisters
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 5:48,
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TF2 4 EVAH!
Silly, but as bad as the game has become I hope it never dies. Maybe it won’t.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 15:40,
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What is TF2?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 19:49,
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Multiplayer Combat-Themed Hat Simulator.
Sadly currently plagued by bots, but I live in hope.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:11,
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an acronym for a having a nice cuppa with a friend
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 6:16,
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The Reply All podcast did an interesting episode on bots in TF2
gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/emh36dn
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dyllon nice beaver., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 6:59,
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A fond farewell
a loving couple
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 12:53,
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TL;DR version
"I have a new book out"
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rogerzilla, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 7:16,
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Fuck me.
If it reads anything like that dreary fucking article does, I think I'll give it a miss.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 7:33,
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What was the last book you read?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:06,
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lol
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 14:35,
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She let a bird hatch on her, a bit like St Kevin.
Now she just has to go the whole hog and murder someone so she can live with the ghost.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:14,
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What is the key story of the moment?
The news about the man who let a colony of naked mole rats reside in his rectum for 23 years?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:23,
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It's a rhea not an ostrich
Get your ratite right, mainstream media
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 10:31,
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which one of you
enjoys cycling a lot
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 12:01,
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It's a good idea to have "priapic pedaller" as a google alert
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 12:19,
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I used up my last with 'willy wheeler'
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 12:49,
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Whilst that's only 5 miles from where I live,
I was at work all that day...honest!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:37,
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The comments are well worth reading.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:53,
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Doesn't really have the appeal of the nest of spiders in the beehive hairdo
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 11:55,
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who won? the bees or the spiders?
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piss and shit, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 23:18,
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I don't believe a single word of her story.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 14:40,
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A truly scathing assessment.
You know the writing must be terrible when even the guy who bought the Ghost of Kyiv story doesn't buy this.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:05,
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What was the last book you read?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:18,
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The Gulag Archipelago.
Go on, birb. Let me have it.
Edit: Actually, that's not entirely true. The last two books were The Way of Kings and Words of Radiance. The Gulag Archipelago was my most recent non-fiction read. I figured non-fiction might make the job of deconstructing my intellectual capacity a little more straightforward for you.
Anyway. Please, continue.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 22:45,
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Sound
The worst thing about that book is that, even after you've read it, you still have to listen to braying cunts whine about Marxism. I'd send the lot of them to camps in an unforgiving climate and work them to death.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 7:26,
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Good old Zilennial Neo-Marxism.
"Working as a Shift Supervisor in the local Tesco Extra entitles me to a six-figure wage so that I can buy loads of materialistic mass-produced wank and live out my fantasy of being an Influencer on social media. Because my role in the workplace is clearly as vital to the continued socio-economic development of the country as that of a Doctor or Structural Engineer. Plus, I work dead hard and that, innit."
Bless.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 9:05,
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Hahahaha
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 10:09,
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get a job
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 4:32,
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Happy news round up
A round up of some good news for a change.
Warning, contains Europeans, so some people may be triggered.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 18:18,
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Alright Russell Howard?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 20:28,
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I can always change it to the dancing baby if you'd rather?
Here's a summary if clicking is too much to bother with:
A new malaria treatment that promises a radical cure for children.
A historic achievement for women lawyers in Egypt.
How the pandemic has saved hundreds of thousands of people from dengue, a mosquito-borne disease.
A solar farm challenging the odds of powering an entire hospital through winter.
How visiting Spanish-speaking countries could be good for your mental health.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:09,
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is the last one because of the superiority you tend to feel?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 0:59,
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Oh do look darling! Look at the funny little Spaniards!
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 26 Mar 2022, 6:13,
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Oh dear, seem we're all a bit bitter :(
I'm not going to delete it (bad form), but clearly sharing the daily round up of positive news stories is a waste of everyone's time.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 7:21,
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"happy" is triggering
"positive" is fine here as long as it refers to medical test results
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:27,
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just a joke, dear
I'm sure it was a lovely link, but my doctor has advised me to avoid anything that might be construed as uplifting
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:28,
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Not all of us are bitter.
Existential despair and righteous anger are feelings too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 17:54,
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'Good' news shows tend to be a bit fashy.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 14:49,
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better than Zumba for losing weight
but...bravo. some skillz here
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colmcq2, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 12:50,
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Why does that drummer have piss written on his drum?
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Varmint, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 15:20,
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It's spelled with an Ï too
PÏSS
Sort of like the word piss with a cock and balls in the middle of it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 17:36,
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^ important b3ta discovery
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:14,
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Battle of Britpop II
I made this!
Pit all Blur and Oasis' singles against each other and scrap like it's 1995.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 12:28,
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Not sure if counting spotify plays proves anything about record sales...
At the time I like both and preferred Oasis. Now I dislike both but hate Oasis more.
Who is more embarrassing these days, Liam or Damon?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 14:25,
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I couldn't get actual sales data beyond
whether it had silver/gold/platinum status. So plays was best popularity measurement I could think of.
Noel is the most annoying nowadays, surely?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 14:44,
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Damon is a significantly more talented musician than Liam.
His work on film scores (particularly, Ravenous) alone is enough testament to that. There's no comparison.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 14:56,
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But then there's Monkey.
Liam might actually be the less pretentious, despite being the most delusional.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 17:48,
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What was it like in 1995 Grandad?*
*sadly all too possible
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 15:41,
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monkeon
always gets an instalike(this).
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 21:01,
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Liam has more talent as a front man. He plays the knob card to perfection.
Albarm, is clearly a great musician, but sufferers a little from self-consciousness
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:39,
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Oasis have some currency with the young now, much more than Blur
the why of that would probably fuel someone's PhD
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rob, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:55,
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Young people have awful taste.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:58,
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The one I don't get is that
Ghost Ship is massive on Spotify. One of their biggest songs.
I assumed it was in a film or something, but it isn't doing that well on YouTube.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:13,
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*listens*
My guess is that's been plonked into some popular playlist called something like "sunshine chill"
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rob, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 18:19,
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maybe
but if we're just weighing albarn's endurance, gorillaz are still huge.
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ozof, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:34,
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cos Gallagher is all swagger and Albarn is all talent
No wonder the kids go for the swagger
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 10:05,
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He's begging for attention since the Ukraine war started.
I'll bet Trump doesn't even phone now.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:18,
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What the fk
Is he for real?
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Terry hoosh, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:39,
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This needs "Danger Zone" as the soundtrack
Or dub it into German. Makes Top Gun into a gay porno.
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rogerzilla, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 7:15,
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Do I have to do all the work around here...?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 9:38,
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Great work
LOL
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 20:49,
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Stepping down you motherflippers
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 11:48,
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A song I made for my lovely wife
I made this!
She's brilliant.
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tickle I was away, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 10:44,
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I hope that tickled your fancy
yik yik hurr hurr fnak fnak
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 13:36,
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Nudge nudge
Wank wank
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tickle I was away, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 14:55,
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I wish i was your
wife
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 21:27,
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You won't get a chance if you don't ask, you never know.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:22,
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Let’s do it
Can never have too many wives
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tickle I was away, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:46,
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What did you do wrong then?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 22:19,
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Married too many
Wives
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tickle I was away, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:47,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 17:56,
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cleverly done
and very sweet
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ozof, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:44,
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Cheers!!!
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tickle I was away, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 12:17,
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TEQUILAAA!!
About as raw as it gets - (enjoy).
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Carboholic, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 10:15,
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Yes!
More of this sort of thing please
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 11:28,
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bless!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 11:42,
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Aces
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Sherbs, Sun 27 Mar 2022, 11:22,
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Unreleased Cymex advert single from the 70s
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 9:39,
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Ollie Stone's "Ukraine on Fire"
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 2:41,
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he was always a bit of a crank, but he seems to be getting full-blown conspiracy theorist as he drifts into senescence
i had a young singer friend of a friend who came to london and the record company put her up in the kensington park hotel. she said the night before at the hotel bar, some sleazy old man had said he was shooting an ad and would put her in it if she came up to his room. she declined, and the bartender later told her it was oliver stone.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 5:07,
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Age restricted
but Oliver Stone can fuck off anyway.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Mar 2022, 14:09,
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