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This is a link post Mad as a box of frogs.
On bikes. On ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post brown pants stuff for sure
not sure which is more scary though, but I'd love to do it

youtu.be/_6sHmSM11z0
 (raypugh, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have broken my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post slap on more lube!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone who entered, and survived, the Megavalanche
It sounds horrendous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post A. A. Williams
I've just come out of lurking to share this with you. She's announced that she's playing at the Southbank Centre in September, accompanied with a string section.
She's probably my favourite female singer. The whole album is stark, slow and moody like this so it'll either float your boat or not. I highly recommend giving the album a listen though, and snapping up a ticket as she's rumoured to be fantastic live, and hopefully on another level with a string section.

open.spotify.com/album/5BWwMhphXMexBKlxKTh7xO?si=mMjRNG9_SDOGzqhsa3LZaw&utm_source=copy-link

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Boat floated.

(I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you liked it

I've been rinsing the the album for the last six months. Super excited about this gig!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post Dark mysterious illustrations.
How is this not a game already?

Artist Illustrates His Battle With Depression as a Mystical World of Spirit Animals


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow

I love these!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ie19_GXAAw
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh. No Black Dog.
I suppose it doesn't translate.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be a traumatic childhood experience
involving white rhinos, barn owls and elands
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t paint something abstract and try to tell me it has meaning.
Sorry but that phrase about pissing on boots has been rattling around in my brain for weeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of shadow of the colossus
which is also v beautiful
 (ozof, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Classic cartoon backgrounds (with no characters.)
Strange settings for possible new uses? Some are neutral, some just a bit creepy...

Looney Tunes without Looney Tunes: Existential, Surreal, and Creepy Backgrounds – Design You Trust


 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post brill
nostalgic
brill
nostalgic
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post alright, give anthonyb3ta70100 his logins back

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Some feel so empty, it's eerie.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Your eaglets have flown the nest, eh?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 6:31, Reply)
This is a normal post another
b3ta.com/links/1525202
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
"The 19-year-old then learned she had an infection and would have to have her appendix removed before it burst — which she says was caused by her reluctance to break wind around her partner."

Well, that's solid scientific evidence there, we're going to have to rewrite the medical books.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think it was 20cm in diameter at 25psi.
Operation conducted by an army bomb disposal robot.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post poor girl
she just wanted to convince him she never farted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that’s journalism!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Such self control, holding them in while asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Let it go!

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder which porn site it was
of the three thats available
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post There are three now?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post today yes
tomorrow, god only knows
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Great...
Now the electric vehicle wankers can change the oil while waiting to refill the juice in their wankmobiles
 (swank, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a very valid service
It takes ages to charge up from near empty, so with practice you could get to the smuggest of vinegar strokes just as the battery gauge goes "ping!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Substitute the ping for a cork pop.
m.youtube.com/shorts/yCo9dWIww0g
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P. Jordan
Here is the Queen of the Punks giving Toyah a smack in the kisser.
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the Jordan I was hoping had died.
Soon, hopefully!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The bankrupt bint has just bought a pink Ferrari apparently.
So perhaps when her driving ban(!) expires you might just get your wish.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post 10 longest trains in the world
Sounds a bit boring but it's quite a nice vid

(Sherbs, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No. 7. Robbie Coltrane

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I made it to 2:50!
Mainly the soulless aimless music that put me off rather than the hypnotic endless trains.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Too bad about the music
The sound of the trains would have been better.
 (Sherbs, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post TLDW

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post TLDW
First time I've seen that in the wild...
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Spaceballs: The Train!

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Nice bleeps
Ben Prunty wrote the music for FTL: Faster Than Light. He's got a new album coming soon. First track is absolute bleeby chocolate

Transmissions from a Hidden World, by Ben Prunty


 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Apr 2022, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some excellent bleepy bloop indeed
He also did the intro/outro for the Space Cats Peace Turtles 'Twilight Imperium 4' podcast, I had no idea it was the same chap: spacecatspeaceturtles.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I'd never seen this podcast
And yeah, he definitely has a sound. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it

(Sherbs, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Lardi B - WAP
Better than the original IMHO.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 6 Apr 2022, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If that's better than the original
Then I am very happy that I have no clue what the original is!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Some kind of "famous popstar"...
...apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, doesn't take well to people making fun of her on the internet.
Poor wee lamb...
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
She won a defamation lawsuit. Did you fail to read the article you linked? Again?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Beta's Resident Bellend back for some more virtue signalling!
Maybe she'll see how valourously you've defended her honour and let you shag her.
She sounds absolutely delightful! Do let us know how you get on.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You said she doesn't take well to people "making fun of her on the internet"
then linked to an article describing her winning a defamation lawsuit against someone who had spread lies about her.

Now you are saying she sounds delightful because other idiots have called her a rapist.

I do not need to explain the virtue signalling fallacy to you AGAIN.

I think you have brain damage. Seek medical, rather than online attention.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post HULLO 8(
I'M THE DATA DOCTOR 8(
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Apr 2022, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, Red Dwarf 8 was awful.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Series 6 was the peak for me
Although I was really surprised that Series X was pretty close to the old formula:

Act 1: We're in space, and it's shit.
Act 2: Something exciting happens.
Act 3: Ok it's shit again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Apr 2022, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Series 6 was the last series worth watching
Series 4 was probably the peak for consistency, series 5 & 6 had brilliant episodes. Beyond that the writers got as lost as the crew.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like 1 and 2, and probably in that order.
I realise that's a little weird.

I don't think there's been an overwhelmingly bad season, apart from Back To Earth, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post still no mention of Wireless Access Protocol
better sticking with Anaconda
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Dawson - Live at Barbican
25th October 2020

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he ironically bad like some kind of Johnny Vegas?
I'm missing something here
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's musically challenging rather than musically challenged.
I like 1 or 2 of his songs, but most are unbearable after about 30 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post We WILL Fix Climate Change!
Kurzgesagt.

Crappy ads and merch shilling starts at about 14 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Their book on the immune system turned out to be a good read for me.
If I were affiliated with Kurzgesagt in any way and didn't say so, that would be shilling.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a link post Rag doll fun.
I’m sure you’re all as uninterested/bored of that slap as me by now, but it’s funny and only six seconds long. Ever notice how smart quotes work on /links but not on the FP?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! If only it went like that in real life

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn’t know that the mile high club had an instalment plan.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wanker

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Plane wanker!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post they were fine with three
but after fourth the other passengers were complaining his seat looked like plasterer's dropsheet
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit of digging shows that the aircraft operating that flight was N940WN.
A further bit of digging shows that the same aircraft left Phoenix for Las Vegas a mere 35 minutes after landing.

So, given the time involved in taxying, getting everyone off, getting the new passengers on and seated, and baggage handling, who thinks they actually managed to clean seat 11F?

Eeeewww.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a link post When God Went to the Football | A Short Story I made this!
I've written a little short story (yeah I know!) about God, from the bestselling The Bible, attending his local non-league football club. It's quietly funny and isn't too religious/blasphemous, delete as appropriate.

(HarvesterStallone, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome back

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that was rather charming

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P. One-armed Swordsman

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post This is starting to get silly now.
Click for actual product.

 (I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What's more stupid, a cheese egg
or the fact it's goatse?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post erm...
Cheese plus goastse is greater than cheese/goatse

Without even approaching the question from a gestalt perpective.
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands are the wrong way up.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, fake, no ring.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
goatse cheese?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I loathe the whole colour scheme.
A cheese egg, products for marketing rather than marketing for products.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeseter egg
Is what I would have coined it.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 6 Apr 2022, 6:51, Reply)
This is a link post Shenanigans!
A mystery and a conundrum!

'Stolen' Charles Darwin notebooks left on library floor in pink gift bag


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post they weren't "left on the floor", they happened to succeed at floor level by occupying the most useful functional niche for library desk workers out of competing floor objects
it was survival of the footrest
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a terrible person.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you sure ground that one out
a new low level
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post OH DEAR

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, why is this filed under Arts and entertainment rather than Science?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Next page

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 12:51, Reply)

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