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This is a link post Where really horrible book covers go to die...
Like bad record album covers, only worse!
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This is a normal post Amazing scenes

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This is a link post Every time a guy shaves their beard off

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This is a normal post Come on
He missed one we all do.
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This is a normal post
The Tom Cruise?
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This is a normal post Which one? He's had a few beards, hasn't he?

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This is a normal post Katie Holmes

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This is a normal post Allegedly

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This is a normal post Allegedly.

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This is a normal post The Hitler and the country bumpkin one.

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This is a normal post The Lemmy
shortly followed by the Mexican bandit
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This is a normal post And the jazz patch
Nice
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This is a normal post Not quite every time.
Personally I can say that I've never pouted at a mirror.
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This is a normal post I've never done any of this.
Come to think of it, I've never used an electric shaver in my life, maybe that's why.
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This is a normal post I am unable to grow beard on me cheeks
Yeah face cheeks, twillock. So I'm stuck with goatee variations (the lesser known Bach work)
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This is a normal post So...
you are quite able to grow a beard on your arse cheeks?
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This is a normal post I'ved shaved in lighting bolts down both sides joining at the chin as a transitional stage
then had a standoff with the wife to see whether she'd crack first and yell at me to shave it off or I'd do it from public pressure. I won that round, but I did have a day at work attracting plenty of looks I chose to interpret as admiring
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This is a normal post Are beards becoming unfashionable again?
I do hope so because everyone with one looks like Peter Sutcliffe to me
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This is a normal post when all they have is a hammer...

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This is a normal post Who does everyone else look like?

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This is a normal post A 1980s knitwear pattern model

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This is a normal post Is the last one 'The smug'?
Maybe he needs a croissant and a crossword.
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This is a normal post Yeah
I shaved today.

Where's my medal?

Edit: Fucking snowflake teenagers.
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This is a link post *gulp* this is quite the performance

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This is a link post How Wakatakakage made history
WA-KA-TA-KA-KA-GE!
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This is a normal post like I've been saying the whole time
WAKATAKAKAGE but nobody listened
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This is a normal post U wot m8?

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This is a normal post WAKATAKAKAGE
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This is a normal post I couldn't make it past the description of his knees
"which I reckon he must have been born with. They now carry his entire body like nearly no-one else can claim"
Who writes this shit?
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This is a normal post Knee fetishists lusting after fat knees.

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This is a normal post Wakatakakage does NOT have fat knees.
You take that back!

By the way, implying that sumo fans are all chubby sex fetishists says a lot more about how your filthy mind works than anything else.
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This is a normal post {:-P

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This is a normal post chubby chaser!

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This is a normal post That deeply insightful quote is attributed in the video to his university sumo coach Fumio Hamano
(not to be confused with the electrical engineering lecturer of the same name).
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This is a normal post Looks a bit impractical.

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This is a normal post Which side of the street do you park on?
Yes.
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This is a normal post This is the stupidest thing I've seen all day.
...and you have no idea of the level of stupid, I have to deal with on an hourly basis.
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This is a normal post Money can’t buy taste.

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This is a normal post Talking of taste
"Hummer" is also slang for blow job.
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This is a normal post I was always under the impression that it involved placing the hummee's balls in the mouth and producing a pleasant stimulating tone whilst simultaneously wanking them off
Hence, 'hummer'. The E.T. theme was a personal favourite.
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This is a normal post Why did they nick the theme music from The Day Today for that?
also can't wait for the world to run out of oil so those twats can fuck off with their shit.
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This is a normal post not sure what problem this solves
or is it the problem of too many small things in their life
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This is a link post Could you be a steeplejack? (no Dibnah).

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This is a normal post
10 Nope
20 Goto 10
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This is a normal post Still kind of exists
had a mate, a good rock climber whose english dad pioneered a lot first ascent climbing routes in Australia, who formed a company in the early 90s with other rock climbers. did all sorts of stuff on high buildings www.vertigo.net.au/about-us . they eventually forced him out for reason that were never clear to me
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What a very peculiar accent.
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This is a link post “I’m being deported as a matter of national security,” Robinson says
Robinson has been convicted in the UK for fraud, stalking, assault, using someone else’s passport, using threatening behaviour, and contempt of court.
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This is a normal post He's really nice to dogs though

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This is a normal post Dog's a bit unfair
www.altcensored.com/watch?v=8vOFy_bTuQ8
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This is a normal post No way Pedro!
Free Timmy now!
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This is a normal post Tommeh at Manc: the comments are a wonder to behold!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=klqVpXHPkJs
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This is a normal post It's an outrage!

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This is a normal post Yeah, they take a very dim view of riding the luggage carousel.

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This is a normal post "Rock on Tommy"
{:-D
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This is a normal post That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
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This is a normal post He was arrested after he shouted at them “Go home, this is natcho country”

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This is a normal post <s> We can't stop here,

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This is a normal post So does this mean he gets deported, officials there notify officials here, he gets stopped on arrival back here and then immediately arrested for dodging his court appearance?
or do deportations not work like that
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This is a normal post Dunno, soz.
Also dunno how he managed to leave the UK through passport control and customs if there's an arrest warrant for him. What are all those biometric scans, x-ray machines, body searches, customs officers and security cameras for?
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This is a normal post Home Office doesn't give a flying fuck about undesirables leaving the country
God knows, they spend enough of their time trying to do that themselves, so if one wants to leave of their own accord then they're hardly likely to stop them.

Coming in, on the other hand...

Anyway, Yaxley-Lennon has form for travelling under a false passport.
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This is a link post Turd-like magnetic robot slime
"Here - swallow this turd, it'll wriggle about inside you, which will probably be useful in some way."

Seriously though, if we can get a way to retrieve swallowed button cell batteries, or neodymium magnets, it'll be worth supressing the gag reflex.
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This is a normal post Couldn't they at least make it a different colour?

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This is a normal post Not really, the iron particles are a dark grey naturally.

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This is a normal post why can't they coat the batteries in bitrex, presumably coule leave enough contact exposed so that they would still work

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This is a normal post they do
Pretty sure our Duracell button batteries at home have Bitrex on them.
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This is a normal post So...
you swallow the magnetic slime to catch the magnets, what do you swallow to catch the magnetic slime? Reminds me of a song...
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This is a normal post fucking shitty magnets

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This is a normal post Why didn't I think of this?
*applause*
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This is a normal post I'd like more details on the robotics of this 'robot.'
The visible part of the article describes it as "Slime that can be controlled by a magnetic field" so IMO it is a glorified fish tank algae cleaning magnet, not a robot.
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This is a normal post They're stretching the definition of robot.

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This is a normal post With its malleable slimy form
- it'll at least be an easy stretch.

/getmecoat
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This is a normal post 'Scientists find plausible excuse to invent sex toy...'
'...after being caught after hours in the lab'.

The dog is reported to be okay.
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This is a link post Another Aquatic Projection/Synth Experiment I made this!
Lights, shapes and sounds that will delight both the feeble-minded and demented alike.
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This is a normal post Smashing
Keep up the great work
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This is a link post Looping many pianos
Some lush textures here.
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This is a normal post Cor lovely

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This is a normal post One of my go to artists for nice relaxing musics.
The fact she is also very easy on the eye helps, but in a nice way not your usual "phowaarr missus" more of a "I'd like to take you home to meet my family" way.
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This is a normal post I'm telling Toyah that you're looking at other wimmin

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This is a link post sorry I'm late
Looks like the insulating tape got an outing this week

Nice to see the various methods in use
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This is a normal post Sink plungers next!

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This is a normal post It would not surprise me in the slightest.
However I fear when sink plungers are mentioned I get a mental image of a Dalek. Or a memory of a photo on a dodgy website from about 20 years ago that means I never look at them the same way anymore.
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This is a normal post Too much risk of sudden movement causing Fripp to lose an eye

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This is a normal post Toyah Dr Who special!

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This is a normal post Are they on OnlyFans?
That insulating tape could be worth a fortune on there. At least double what they paid for it I reckon
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This is a normal post At least double.
and there are probably enough fans out there that they could get through a few rolls of it. Make at least Β£4.50 I would think if they bought it from the pound shop.

#profit
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This is a normal post That's about 10 times her annual spotify revenue so not to be sniffed at

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This is a normal post Half expected a Black Tape Project style appearance

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This is a normal post Oh god. Funker530
I’m on a list now, aren’t I?
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This is a normal post It didn't load right for me
and asked to be whitelisted, which is never a good sign.
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This is a normal post Uh oh
It's a US veterans site, since 2008.
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This is a normal post Yeah, but I'm not a US Veteran
So hanging around on that site makes me look like the kind of Michael Ryan weirdo who goes to the pub on their own in a BDU jacket and stares at everyone just a little too aggressively. The kind of person you think probably has a collection of butterfly knives at home.
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This is a normal post Shocking
that it isn't Toyah I mean
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This is a link post Amen Andrews - Grime II Dark
DOWN into a deep dark endless chasm. Down. Down.
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This is a normal post I do like me some Luke Vibert...
Looking forward to seeing him playing some bangers at I Love Acid in Manchester at the end of May.
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This is a normal post Great track
I have to test speaker systems out for my job occasionally and lately I've been alternating between his track Babylon www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6pCnxHfgrI and anything from Pepe Elle's Breaks n' Pieces release. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_uNRmgAbZY
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This is a link post You thought you were here...
Eamonn Andrews, a bit pre-flight
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This is a normal post Should have bean featured in Blazing Saddles

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This is a normal post More beans Mr. Cassidy?

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This is a link post Since we're doing music from yesteryear.

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This is a normal post OK That was quality

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This is a link post The Invi-Simpsons Twitter account I made this!
I did this Twitter the last year. It contains a lot of images with invisible The Simpsons characters.
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This is a normal post Impressive!
You should try posting a few of them on /board.
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This is a normal post Pffft

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This is a normal post Hello you cunt

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This is a normal post Great!

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This is a normal post "All rejected art from the popular NFT Invisible Friends will be post here."

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This is a normal post Absolutely indistinguishable from The Simpsons
Dress it up how you like, I don't think that is covered by "fair use".
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This is a normal post But The Simpsons is an animated sitcom and The Invisi-Simpsons isn't.

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This is a link post Transmoggyrification!
Parental Warning: Extreme Floof
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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Yay!

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This is a normal post I think that must be a panchromatic transmogrifier
As opposed to the pandimensional transmogrifier that Fat Freddy's cat we warned about when crossing a road.
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This is a normal post I wasn't going to refer to dimensional transmogrifiers
to save the delicate sensibilities of /links. But you went there.
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This is a normal post Don't worry, it's only a class II chromatic suppressor; the little kitty-cat will be back to normal in a few minutes.

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This is a normal post WITHCRAFT

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This is a normal post with magic I think

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This is a normal post I'm a fucking spaz, but I accept my mistakes

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This is a normal post Don't let ANYBODY tell you that a lithp makes you a thpaz.

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This is a normal post Thants

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This is a normal post Excellent

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This is a normal post if you like magic....it was a good slide of cat routine....it might pass..haha!!

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This is a link post I was today years old etc
when I realised that "National Express" meant "NHS" lulz
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This is a normal post Nah, it's about people on a bus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Express_(song)
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This is a normal post I spent many hours on National Express in my yoof
This song speaks to me. It says "you like me" and I do!
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This is a normal post I accidentally saw The Divine Comedy when they supported Tori Amos at Nottingham
Tori was a little dull, to be honest. She was doing her "just me and my piano" style of performance, and in the massive theatre, that didn't really work so well - would have been fine in a little bar or something.
Meanwhile, The Divine Comedy had just released Promenade, so it was all a bit chamber quartet, a little bit Michael Nyman ZOO Orchestra band - right up my street. I immediately bought the album. I will have "Tonight we fly" played at my funeral.
Don't listen to Amos much these days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUfjBbyFPg
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This is a normal post I thought it really was about the national express
he used to get the bus from London to Tiverton to visit his brother and wrote a song about it.

The mental ward things was just for the video I believe.
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