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Where really horrible book covers go to die...
Like bad record album covers, only worse!
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tubaman, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 1:53,
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Amazing scenes
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:18,
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Every time a guy shaves their beard off
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 5 Apr 2022, 1:22,
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Come on
He missed one we all do.
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An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 1:46,
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The Tom Cruise?
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AdamMotorcycleRider, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 3:21,
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Which one? He's had a few beards, hasn't he?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 3:28,
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Katie Holmes
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 18:18,
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Allegedly
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 20:50,
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Allegedly.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 22:24,
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The Hitler and the country bumpkin one.
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Sherbs, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:06,
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The Lemmy
shortly followed by the Mexican bandit
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:39,
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And the jazz patch
Nice
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 6 Apr 2022, 9:03,
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Not quite every time.
Personally I can say that I've never pouted at a mirror.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 3:21,
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I've never done any of this.
Come to think of it, I've never used an electric shaver in my life, maybe that's why.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:21,
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I am unable to grow beard on me cheeks
Yeah face cheeks, twillock. So I'm stuck with goatee variations (the lesser known Bach work)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:43,
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So...
you are quite able to grow a beard on your arse cheeks?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 16:19,
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I'ved shaved in lighting bolts down both sides joining at the chin as a transitional stage
then had a standoff with the wife to see whether she'd crack first and yell at me to shave it off or I'd do it from public pressure. I won that round, but I did have a day at work attracting plenty of looks I chose to interpret as admiring
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 10:50,
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Are beards becoming unfashionable again?
I do hope so because everyone with one looks like Peter Sutcliffe to me
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 11:38,
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when all they have is a hammer...
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 19:04,
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Who does everyone else look like?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 19:27,
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A 1980s knitwear pattern model
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 20:32,
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Is the last one 'The smug'?
Maybe he needs a croissant and a crossword.
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Sherbs, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 11:51,
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Yeah
I shaved today.
Where's my medal?
Edit: Fucking snowflake teenagers.
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 1:10,
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*gulp* this is quite the performance
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 22:10,
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How Wakatakakage made history
WA-KA-TA-KA-KA-GE!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 21:48,
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like I've been saying the whole time
WAKATAKAKAGE but nobody listened
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 22:02,
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U wot m8?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 22:17,
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WAKATAKAKAGE
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 22:33,
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I couldn't make it past the description of his knees
"which I reckon he must have been born with. They now carry his entire body like nearly no-one else can claim"
Who writes this shit?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 8:12,
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Knee fetishists lusting after fat knees.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 13:37,
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Wakatakakage does NOT have fat knees.
You take that back!
By the way, implying that sumo fans are all chubby sex fetishists says a lot more about how your filthy mind works than anything else.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 17:14,
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{:-P
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 20:03,
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chubby chaser!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 4:57,
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That deeply insightful quote is attributed in the video to his university sumo coach Fumio Hamano
(not to be confused with the electrical engineering lecturer of the same name).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 17:22,
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Looks a bit impractical.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 21:20,
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Which side of the street do you park on?
Yes.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 2:16,
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This is the stupidest thing I've seen all day.
...and you have no idea of the level of stupid, I have to deal with on an hourly basis.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 23:34,
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Money can’t buy taste.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:13,
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Talking of taste
"Hummer" is also slang for blow job.
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Varmint, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 13:38,
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I was always under the impression that it involved placing the hummee's balls in the mouth and producing a pleasant stimulating tone whilst simultaneously wanking them off
Hence, 'hummer'. The E.T. theme was a personal favourite.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 20:47,
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Why did they nick the theme music from The Day Today for that?
also can't wait for the world to run out of oil so those twats can fuck off with their shit.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 15:43,
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not sure what problem this solves
or is it the problem of too many small things in their life
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Turboesprit, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 13:53,
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Could you be a steeplejack? (no Dibnah).
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Mr_Gubbins Reykjavík comma Iceland full stop, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 16:35,
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10 Nope
20 Goto 10
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 5:19,
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Still kind of exists
had a mate, a good rock climber whose english dad pioneered a lot first ascent climbing routes in Australia, who formed a company in the early 90s with other rock climbers. did all sorts of stuff on high buildings www.vertigo.net.au/about-us . they eventually forced him out for reason that were never clear to me
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 6:21,
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What a very peculiar accent.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 9:12,
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“I’m being deported as a matter of national security,” Robinson says
Robinson has been convicted in the UK for fraud, stalking, assault, using someone elseβs passport, using threatening behaviour, and contempt of court.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 14:18,
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He's really nice to dogs though
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dyllon nice beaver., Mon 4 Apr 2022, 14:57,
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Dog's a bit unfair
www.altcensored.com/watch?v=8vOFy_bTuQ8
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An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 1:11,
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No way Pedro!
Free Timmy now!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 14:59,
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Tommeh at Manc: the comments are a wonder to behold!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=klqVpXHPkJs
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 15:28,
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It's an outrage!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 16:18,
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Yeah, they take a very dim view of riding the luggage carousel.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 16:37,
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"Rock on Tommy"
{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 17:04,
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That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
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An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 1:45,
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He was arrested after he shouted at them “Go home, this is natcho country”
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 15:36,
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<s> We can't stop here,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 6 Apr 2022, 1:05,
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So does this mean he gets deported, officials there notify officials here, he gets stopped on arrival back here and then immediately arrested for dodging his court appearance?
or do deportations not work like that
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 15:44,
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Dunno, soz.
Also dunno how he managed to leave the UK through passport control and customs if there's an arrest warrant for him. What are all those biometric scans, x-ray machines, body searches, customs officers and security cameras for?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 20:12,
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Home Office doesn't give a flying fuck about undesirables leaving the country
God knows, they spend enough of their time trying to do that themselves, so if one wants to leave of their own accord then they're hardly likely to stop them.
Coming in, on the other hand...
Anyway, Yaxley-Lennon has form for travelling under a false passport.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 20:53,
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Turd-like magnetic robot slime
"Here - swallow this turd, it'll wriggle about inside you, which will probably be useful in some way."
Seriously though, if we can get a way to retrieve swallowed button cell batteries, or neodymium magnets, it'll be worth supressing the gag reflex.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:02,
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Couldn't they at least make it a different colour?
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:06,
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Not really, the iron particles are a dark grey naturally.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 16:58,
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why can't they coat the batteries in bitrex, presumably coule leave enough contact exposed so that they would still work
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:49,
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they do
Pretty sure our Duracell button batteries at home have Bitrex on them.
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miamistu snagglery, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 14:55,
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So...
you swallow the magnetic slime to catch the magnets, what do you swallow to catch the magnetic slime? Reminds me of a song...
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FridgeBadger, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 13:07,
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fucking shitty magnets
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 13:35,
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Why didn't I think of this?
*applause*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 14:19,
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I'd like more details on the robotics of this 'robot.'
The visible part of the article describes it as "Slime that can be controlled by a magnetic field" so IMO it is a glorified fish tank algae cleaning magnet, not a robot.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 13:52,
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They're stretching the definition of robot.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 16:57,
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With its malleable slimy form
- it'll at least be an easy stretch.
/getmecoat
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 17:16,
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'Scientists find plausible excuse to invent sex toy...'
'...after being caught after hours in the lab'.
The dog is reported to be okay.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 19:37,
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Another Aquatic Projection/Synth Experiment
I made this!
Lights, shapes and sounds that will delight both the feeble-minded and demented alike.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:02,
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Smashing
Keep up the great work
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Farty Funkhouser, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 21:46,
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Looping many pianos
Some lush textures here.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 10:37,
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Cor lovely
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 4 Apr 2022, 11:59,
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One of my go to artists for nice relaxing musics.
The fact she is also very easy on the eye helps, but in a nice way not your usual "phowaarr missus" more of a "I'd like to take you home to meet my family" way.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:05,
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I'm telling Toyah that you're looking at other wimmin
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 2:15,
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sorry I'm late
Looks like the insulating tape got an outing this week
Nice to see the various methods in use
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 0:24,
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Sink plungers next!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 0:33,
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It would not surprise me in the slightest.
However I fear when sink plungers are mentioned I get a mental image of a Dalek. Or a memory of a photo on a dodgy website from about 20 years ago that means I never look at them the same way anymore.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 11:56,
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Too much risk of sudden movement causing Fripp to lose an eye
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:47,
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Toyah Dr Who special!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 17:25,
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Are they on OnlyFans?
That insulating tape could be worth a fortune on there. At least double what they paid for it I reckon
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 9:01,
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At least double.
and there are probably enough fans out there that they could get through a few rolls of it. Make at least Β£4.50 I would think if they bought it from the pound shop.
#profit
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 11:57,
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That's about 10 times her annual spotify revenue so not to be sniffed at
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:31,
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Half expected a Black Tape Project style appearance
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 12:46,
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Finally, woman enjoys dick pic!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 20:10,
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Oh god. Funker530
Iβm on a list now, arenβt I?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 21:40,
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It didn't load right for me
and asked to be whitelisted, which is never a good sign.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 21:54,
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Uh oh
It's a US veterans site, since 2008.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 23:44,
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Yeah, but I'm not a US Veteran
So hanging around on that site makes me look like the kind of Michael Ryan weirdo who goes to the pub on their own in a BDU jacket and stares at everyone just a little too aggressively. The kind of person you think probably has a collection of butterfly knives at home.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 8:44,
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Shocking
that it isn't Toyah I mean
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 22:53,
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Amen Andrews - Grime II Dark
DOWN into a deep dark endless chasm. Down. Down.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 18:59,
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I do like me some Luke Vibert...
Looking forward to seeing him playing some bangers at I Love Acid in Manchester at the end of May.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 11:58,
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Great track
I have to test speaker systems out for my job occasionally and lately I've been alternating between his track Babylon www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6pCnxHfgrI and anything from Pepe Elle's Breaks n' Pieces release. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_uNRmgAbZY
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 5 Apr 2022, 4:34,
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You thought you were here...
Eamonn Andrews, a bit pre-flight
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 18:43,
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Should have bean featured in Blazing Saddles
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 19:07,
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More beans Mr. Cassidy?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 22:51,
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OK That was quality
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 18:19,
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The Invi-Simpsons Twitter account
I made this!
I did this Twitter the last year. It contains a lot of images with invisible The Simpsons characters.
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Anthonyb3ta70100, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 3:43,
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Impressive!
You should try posting a few of them on /board.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 7:54,
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Pffft
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 17:03,
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Hello you cunt
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 9:41,
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Great!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 11:30,
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"All rejected art from the popular NFT Invisible Friends will be post here."
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Absolutely indistinguishable from The Simpsons
Dress it up how you like, I don't think that is covered by "fair use".
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Varmint, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 13:17,
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But The Simpsons is an animated sitcom and The Invisi-Simpsons isn't.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 15:46,
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Transmoggyrification!
Parental Warning: Extreme Floof
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 0:16,
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\o/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 0:43,
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Yay!
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 1:01,
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I think that must be a panchromatic transmogrifier
As opposed to the pandimensional transmogrifier that Fat Freddy's cat we warned about when crossing a road.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 7:22,
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I wasn't going to refer to dimensional transmogrifiers
to save the delicate sensibilities of /links. But you went there.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 8:00,
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Don't worry, it's only a class II chromatic suppressor; the little kitty-cat will be back to normal in a few minutes.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 8:35,
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WITHCRAFT
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 9:40,
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with magic I think
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 11:19,
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I'm a fucking spaz, but I accept my mistakes
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 14:51,
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Don't let ANYBODY tell you that a lithp makes you a thpaz.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 14:54,
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Thants
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 9:32,
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Excellent
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 13:37,
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if you like magic....it was a good slide of cat routine....it might pass..haha!!
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ozof, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 21:03,
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I was today years old etc
when I realised that "National Express" meant "NHS" lulz
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theJazzMonkey is enjoying your internet history, Sat 2 Apr 2022, 23:35,
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Nah, it's about people on a bus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Express_(song)
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 0:05,
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I spent many hours on National Express in my yoof
This song speaks to me. It says "you like me" and I do!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 0:14,
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I accidentally saw The Divine Comedy when they supported Tori Amos at Nottingham
Tori was a little dull, to be honest. She was doing her "just me and my piano" style of performance, and in the massive theatre, that didn't really work so well - would have been fine in a little bar or something.
Meanwhile, The Divine Comedy had just released Promenade, so it was all a bit chamber quartet, a little bit Michael Nyman ZOO Orchestra band - right up my street. I immediately bought the album. I will have "Tonight we fly" played at my funeral.
Don't listen to Amos much these days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUfjBbyFPg
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 8:29,
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I thought it really was about the national express
he used to get the bus from London to Tiverton to visit his brother and wrote a song about it.
The mental ward things was just for the video I believe.
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plankton, Mon 4 Apr 2022, 9:59,
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