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This is a link post Clinic (1993)
I think Mr. Bubnov may have had some bad experiences with doctors.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post A Hope to Live
Steven Jesse Bernstein 1990

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he really shit at shaving?
Lovely stuff, 'ave a click
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post well he did slit his own neck when committing suicide if that's what you mean
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjqk5t4xGI
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post safety razors 4tw

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post the best a man can get
archive.org/details/TheHumanDrift
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He was the support act at Big Black's last show.
And he totally won over a crowd of noise-hungry crazies.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 24 Jul 2022, 8:00, Reply)
This is a link post Topical humour
The old man recommended this and it's on point for how the rest of the year is looking

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger Badger, badger
A skull, a skull
Skuuull! A skuuuull
Oooh, it's a skull

Grave-robbing badgers leave trail of human bones in pensioner's garden


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh nothing to do with this story

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I see the Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf
I imagine that Gordon Ramsay was born with the ability to reproduce asexually in some kind of massive evolutionary leap for our species. The first of a new dawn. And somewhere - most likely some government black site - there are dozens of Ramslings being studied away from the public eye. Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf was an escapee from the compound and probably had some serial/ID number tattooed on him somewhere.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time? How often do you watch dwarf porn?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Any time little Swaggy gets less saggy.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice. Luring disco dollies to a life of vice.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post One of Bowie's less successful compositions.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The least probable Radiohead lament.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Badgers bringing bones to the surface? Its a set up

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:01, Reply)
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The pensioner, who has lived in her end terrace house in Dudley for more than 60 years, was said to be "scared to death"

Scared of badgers? Right.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post a tune to water the aspidistras to


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post keep em flying!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Vibert is great

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the Gracie Fields' hit then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzyS79eEgPs
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Alternatively: this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him live
About 4 years ago... Completely danced like a loon.he is great
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post not encountered him, just someone kicking of their podcast with one of his tracks turned me on to him
should have known plenty of b3tans would be across him
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, saw him a couple of months ago, first saw him as Wagon Christ at a Phoenix Festival in the '90s...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Just remembered
this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Report is dated the 20th, if the event took place on the 19th in the morning then maybe the North Atlantic quake was to blame
5 hours away maybe?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There was one in Cork last month
www.corkbeo.ie/news/local-news/expert-explains-likely-cause-bizarre-24271762
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That golf course video shows it better.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a "blaedychgraehtwyavboyo" in welsh

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post South Wales welsh, not sure about Pembrokeshire.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 0:09, Reply)
This is a link post The most British man in all of Britain
Wait for the pay off at the end

(dj travelcard, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know about most British or most English but it is a bit like a Victorian era Punch cartoon brought to life, all it needs is a some pithy gag about the 1887 hot water reform act

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling fake on that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The ending shatters the illusion of him being operated like Oscar the Grouch
So totally CGI
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut the lid.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post Have we done this yet?
Can't see it posted, but it's unheard of for me to hear of these things first.

Former Banbury area pastor is sentenced at Northampton court after performing sexual acts on a Henry hoover at church


 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "He was additionally ordered to pay £845 to the court and £200 in compensation to the victim."
What's Henry going to do with £200??
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Paint himself pale green with a red word on, then donate the cash to the first passer-by.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.myhenry.com/hetty-compact-het160
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Based on
Danniella Westbrook.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 20:08, Reply)
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Well you wouldn’t normally expect to unwrap a Hetty and find a hose…
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
*guilty smirk*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy a Hetty and some shake n vac.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 0:28, Reply)
This is a link post San Francisco Poop Map
My favourite is the exploded whale at the bottom end of the Golden Gate Bridge
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd take Truss over Sunak any day. She's absolutely unhinged, but considering we're fucked either way, we may as well be entertained.
Sunak is just a horrible cunt. He announces his budgets like he's trying to convince a small child that the packet of mothballs he received for his
10th birthday is actually "Really cool!" and "Much better than a boring old PS5!". It's a special kind of patronising.

Admittedly, I was hugely disappointed that she didn't have the integrity to stand by her views on Brexit, and instead started saying how it was "Basically a success" in a clear ploy to win over a few more votes. But it's hardly surprising for a politician to turn into a fucking sellout, so what you gonna do?

Truss for PM!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sunak is better for the short term good of the country IMO
because he is against illegally ditching the NI protocol, unlike Truss who is hostage to the far right ERG. but don't get me wrong they are both despicable cunts and we need to ditch this government asap
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She won't do any of it, she hasn't got a clue
All of them with any sense know that this administration won't get much done and will take the blame for an awful lot of shite. That's why the really sly ones with ambition - Gove, Raab, Patel - didn't bother standing this time
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Raab? Patel? Sly?
Well, in the sense that a flesh-eating bacteria is sly. No intelligence there, it's just the way they function.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither of them live in reality, neither of them can be accused of competence.
Sunak might be less terrible in terms of international standing, diplomacy (not misspeaking us into a nuclear war with Russia), and generally being taken seriously as a country. Truss would be more beatable at the next election.

Either way it's a disaster for the UK, but at least they're not Boris fucking Johnson.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sunak at least fakes normality and doesn't seem too culture wars-y
Just did an audit of their Twitter follows, and Truss follows some right MAGA cunts.

Neither follow anyone to do with the arts, because they have no soul.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post She'll buckle under the scrutiny I expect
Even more so than May did. It's not going to be pretty
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And then we get to sit through this shit all over again at the end of the year
woo yay houpla
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:52, Reply)
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The system we have seems to select for sociopathic traits.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post First Steps revisited


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Training on safety for kids products
Some of you reprobates here get into design and stuff - and if you're designing for kids, this is a resource you really ought to be using.

I've worked in product safety for decades, including for some of the BIG names in toys, and the scope for things to go badly wrong is scary.

So - it's not funny, it's a bit serious, but it is useful for the niche of folks who might crossover between knob jokes and toy robots or whatever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Page cannot be found
Not designing for kids, but still interested as there’s bound to be some bits in there that will be useful outside that domain.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Link should be ok now
If not, kidsafetytoolkit.org should find it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Electric cars
Bit smaller than a Tesla
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This content is currently only available to audiences in the UK
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is similar, covers many of the same cars
regenerative system
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post New Game In Town
If you've been living under a rock (I do, in NZ) then you might have missed this and it's simply awesome and also reasonably priced.

Stray on Steam


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I had seen this in the Steam store but paid it no mind.
Now I'm intrigued by the idea of a third person game were the person is a cat. The trailer reminds me of playing Messiah in that part when you possess a rat (no offence, FCM).

NZ is one of my favourite English accents and I'm sure you've heard that before. Do people really say "in Big Island" rather than "on"?

ed: It just so happens that I've been re-reading Saturn's Children and Neptune's Brood recently, so I'm definitely going to buy this.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I've niver hurd it called thit
( I am a Brit and speak like the physically impossible lovechild of Danny Dyer and Ray Winstone)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a great game
I knocked over loads of shit and scratched the fuck out of everything
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 7:11, Reply)
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Looks cool. When's it coming out on Switch?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post next year?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Will I be able to lick my own balls?

(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can't already
this game is unlikely to have any effect on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:21, Reply)
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You can do that already. All you need is a set of garden shears. The rustier the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Billions of hours of footage on the internet
and still nobody can make a realistic animated cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post The Breeders perform "Drivin' on 9" in bed
edit: ooh fire! thanks all x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry candlemas artifus.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post May the fire be with you

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hurray for you

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles to you!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Kim Deal is the fucken' business
brilliant band, and candles!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin love The Breeders

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candules artifus!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post cannnndles!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hi candleabra!
once failed a statistics exam because I couldn't get "cannonball" out of my head on loop
that and I was high and hadn't been turning up to classes. but mostly the breeders' fault
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post true story:
my gcse maths exam was ruined because this came on the radio on the way to the exam hall: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post christ, that's a fucking earworm

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it still haunts me to this very day

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Omega Mart
A "real" physical shop in Vegas... ie, an art-project thingy.
Wiki.
Walking tour.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post A load of OLD BOLLARDS...


(CosmicPoop, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Great post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Finally got the Martian laser deathray S100 Schnellboot launched I made this!
Only a short vid to prove it floats! :) FRICKIN LASERS! I will post the main video of the adventure i had to get to the river a week on Sunday (Lots of editing to do). I stuck a camera to her underwater for some sexy prop action and what do you know! The river Ouse has got fish in it!
Thought i would get this project finished off. Still got the big Mozzy's maiden flight to get done too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 20 Jul 2022, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nazi disco boat spotted on Ouse.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SumXXeCi9I8
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Italian version (reverse joke)
When it went profile I got a strong illusion that it was some kind of mega alien spaceship in the sky as the water was so clear.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 3:00, Reply)
This is a link post Hasta la vista Boris


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember a time when B3ta mods actually posted their own stuff on here…

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly the sort of stuff his personality cult thrives on

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe so, but it wasn't enough to save him and it'll fade once he's out of power
can't see them cheering on Rishi with the same fervour
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Suspect the clumsy meme creators will lose interest
Or they'll be hired by the tory party to keep it going
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post HappyToast, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah mate, Skynet actually accomplished something.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A weird choice of fictional character to impersonate.
Does this mean he intends to make an ill-advised return in a few years, to eradicate humanity's last hope while his mother looks on helplessly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:22, Reply)

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