I don't think Marita saw what was so funny.
She must have led a very sheltered life.
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2 people going to the Food Bank, who are they voting for?
— x.com Link to tweet
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I suppose being a local councillor just doesn’t pay as well as it used to.
I mean look, the poor buggers can’t even afford one hi-vis vest between them!
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jonbob loves you, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:56,
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Crucifixion was the best thing the tories ever did for us. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 27 May 2024, 23:07,
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Yeah. Lancing.
It’s a shithole.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:48,
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Lancing
a boil on the arse of the country
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:21,
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South St, opposite The Farmers
Coincidentally the only pub I’ve ever been offered a fight at lunchtime.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:07,
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That sounds like a sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News
Interior: bar
Rowan Atkinson: *walks up to bar* Pint of best, please.
Mel Smith: Certainly sir *pours pint, places on counter* that'll be 75p.
*Rowan hands over money, lifts pint to drink*
Mel Smith: Would you like a fight with that, sir?
*Rowan sputters, puts down the pint* Sorry?
*Griff Rhys Jones appears, headbutts Rowan who falls to the floor*
*Rowan staggers to his feet, grasps the bar to steady himself and holds out a hand to stop Griff* No, no thank you!
*Mel looks at Griff, gestures with his head to one side, Griff leaves*
*Mel turns back to Rowan* Scampi and chips?
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Lager, and closer to £3, but otherwise scarily accurate.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 May 2024, 8:38,
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Yikes. We've arrived at the point where people who consider themselves on the political left are sneering at the poor.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:36,
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we're you in a coma during brexit?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:23,
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Pretty sure that right wing argument dates from the 70s if not earlier.
I think other right wingers call it identity politics and claim it to be awful, yet it's exactly the way their right wing hive mind works.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:35,
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Projection or lack of insight, possibly both.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2024, 19:21,
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The left has evolved
they now realise you can be poor, as well as deserving of ridicule for what you say and do.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:23,
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Do you think that a Tory government would improve their lives then?
Or are they turkeys voting for Christmas?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:37,
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Is she is, or is she isn’t?
Tune in tomorrow to find out…
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:45,
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No-one is stopping her running as an independent.
Or starting a new, more left-leaning party with Jeremy and Owen fucking Jones.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 29 May 2024, 22:39,
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UNDEGROUND OVERGROUND WOMBLING FREE, THE WOMBLES OF WIMBLEDON COMMON ARE WE!
50TH Anniversary release!
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A golden release 50 years later. I'm not surprised, at their age they probably need to avoid accidents.
remember urine, womble
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Are you ready for a general election ... in July?
I made this!
(sound taken from BBC news vox pop interviews). also, hello
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Excellent!
Love the ballot box.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 27 May 2024, 7:55,
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Well bugger me, i accidentally made a new Depeche Mode track
I made this!
i was actually trying a Gary Numan song at the time..
AI is fucking shite!
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My B3ta Day you Dirty Feckers
B3ta hugs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:49,
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Many Happy Candles
*jungle is massive*
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:14,
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Fuck! I was in Uganda. Belated ones Spazz. Big candle love xxxxxx
You're a good un
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unclepills, Mon 27 May 2024, 0:14,
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Ugandan discussions I assume
Cheers uncle!!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:34,
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Any delivery is special these days
Even if it crashes into your house
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:01,
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Fred Blassie - Pencil Neck Geek
Classy.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 26 May 2024, 2:47,
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LIVE MODEL RAILROAD CAM: Colorado Model Railroad Museum, Greeley, CO, USA | Virtual Railfan
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Word Up, a free web game that's like Balatro, but with Scrabble
I made this!
Hello, super-lurker SFG here, to tell you about a game what I made.
It's like Balatro, but with Scrabble instead of poker.
If that doesn't make sense to you, imagine a game of Scrabble that you play on your own, where you have to hit a target score. Every time you hit the target you get money, which you can spend on things to improve your chances of hitting the score next time (for example - make all words ending in 'Y' worth triple points).
You can play, for free, using your phone. Chrome browser works best, but it's okay on Safari.
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SFG, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:35,
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Works for me on Firefox
Cheers
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:59,
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Hi Candleabra!
Happy b3tanday, skipper
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 May 2024, 0:43,
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Happy Candlemass Dude !!!!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 26 May 2024, 11:52,
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Seen him play live several times over the years...
always good, and comes across as a lot less of a wanker than his brother...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:05,
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Plant with fangs.
Some outlandish specimens, fang plant at 19:40ish.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2024, 21:29,
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had a bicalcarata but it died :(
He's got some pretty impressive nepenthes. I'm currently rebuilding my carnivorous plant collection.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 May 2024, 20:43,
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I'm tempted to get some drosera.
My house is full of plants already and crap health is making the garden difficult to maintain as it is.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 May 2024, 18:51,
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The Looney Tunes characters can't get work.
Because of woke.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 24 May 2024, 20:33,
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Say it ain't so Sam
"Yosemite [Sam] got taken in by the QAnon crowd, the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, you name it".
Thank you for sharing.
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monkeybananaraffle, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:01,
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Gove ain't standing again. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Just to know that no matter what, a lot of the fuckers responsible for our misery will be gone. Whoever gets in, this makes the next 40 days and nights almost worth it.
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unclepills, Fri 24 May 2024, 19:29,
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Darn.
I’d much prefer for that slime ball to be voted out.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 24 May 2024, 20:43,
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I dread the inevitable tv series in the manner of Michael Portillo
Great British rave dancefloors with Michael Gove
on between Great British Railway Sidings with Michael Portillo and Great British Bus Stations with Boris Johnson
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The New Joy of Sex by A. B. de Pfeffel
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2024, 21:37,
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Gove Boat
Gove, exciting and new
come aboard. he's expecting you.
Gove, life's sweetest reward.
let him flow, he floats back to you.
the Gove boat soon will be making another run
the Gove boat promises something for everyone
set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
Gove won't hurt anymore
his is an open smile on a friendly shore.
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Currently grounded, sinking slowly by the stern in a swampy mudflat the tide provided by some nearby Thames Water pipes
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Gove Hurts
Michael Gove travels the globe in some pink trousers searching out the world's most painful experiences
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Oh jesus christ you're right, he's going to be on tv all the fucking time. call off the celebrations.
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Zuowan, Sun 26 May 2024, 0:44,
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Entirely unconnected
But I reckon it’s nearly time to test all the toilets again.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:00,
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Cassetteboy - Tory-Zero (Rishi's Version)
NSFW
NSFW for swears
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:14,
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Is this really Cassetteboy?
The quality is not up to their usual standards.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:32,
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If it isn't then someone's hijacked their youtube channel
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Zuowan, Sat 25 May 2024, 1:01,
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A rush job.
Perhaps cassetteboy thought he had until November like everyone else did.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 25 May 2024, 1:04,
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They said:
"We'd been working on this video for our set at Glastonbury this year (Glade stage, Sunday lunchtime). Annoyingly it wasn't finished when the General Election was suddenly called. A couple of sleepless nights later and it's finally finished, hope you like it."
I still think they did a great job.
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packed like sardines
I made this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opVwKZRU4ZA
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rowlification 今は今, Fri 24 May 2024, 12:06,
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Double down or retract
Whark whark oops! (sp?)
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simbosan liked your link on, Fri 24 May 2024, 1:29,
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I always wonder how much better off they'd be...
if when they realised they stopped and reversed. Maybe if you stopped and got a few guys to stand in the back to weigh it down you could reverse out with much less damage?
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rowlification 今は今, Fri 24 May 2024, 11:21,
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There's a bridge like this in Ely
I always wondered why they didn't just put a metal crossbar of the same height 20 metres up the road
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Zuowan, Sun 26 May 2024, 0:46,
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What's that quote about underestimating the stupidity of the general public?
(Probably not relevant)
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I know the one you mean. Can’t recall exactly so have a George Carlin one:
“Think of how smart the average person is. Now bear in mind that half the population are dumber than that.”
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jonbob loves you, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:12,
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Comments full of panting nerds...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 May 2024, 18:29,
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She has a decent singing voice too.
There’s another YouTuber who has done a few videos covering portal ‘science’ but I forget the name.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 May 2024, 22:29,
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Do you think she actually played it though?
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jonbob loves you, Sat 25 May 2024, 2:48,
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Not the costume I imagined.
She sounds a lot more er, strict.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 May 2024, 15:36,
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It's called PORTAL ffs
Gah!
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 26 May 2024, 10:30,
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Two guns too.
Shame she didn’t play the second game, otherwise she’d have known that there’s (canonically) a miniature black hole in the portal gun and might have got a bit of a kick that the very last portal you shoot takes 1.3 seconds to open.
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