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At first I was "yay, stars Barry Morse off of Space 1999"...
then I was "Ooh, directed by Barry Morse off of Space 1999"...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 22:18,
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Based on a short story by some famous old school SF author.
Can't remember which though.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 8:58,
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1 minute later...
Ok, so I was impatient with my comment.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:00,
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I think it was mentioned in the description or comments.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 14:27,
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So I didn't read beyond the headline
Is that crime now? Am I going to Internet gaol? Am I a joke to you?
Etc
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:01,
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I remember reading this decades ago
As I recall, it was rather sad
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 23:00,
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Short but sweet
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:29,
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Thought it would turn out to be Homer Simpson
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Varmint, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:50,
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What's wrong with his skin?
The dude speaking, not the pig.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 9:16,
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hard to get crackling good
sprinkling salt to make it dry out a bit is a good tip
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 10:34,
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Fucking Hell
Not what I thought.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 0:48,
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I saw that one on QI.
I won't spoil it, except to say that I'm baffled why the thing that replaced it wasn't invented first.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 1:32,
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I got to 1 minute in
and heard the first thing was connected to the second thing and went Nope.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 11:58,
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I have some wood to cut soon.
This video has given me something to grimace about when I fire up the chainsaw.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:17,
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Pussy Willow?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:48,
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I cannot stand that host.
False eccentric, arrogant arsehole. Unbearable personality. I've trained yt to never show me his shit, so if you've ruined that for me I'll have to craft a truly diabolical revenge. You have been warned.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:44,
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He really is
An insufferable twat, with the worst delivery, tone, voice and presence, isn’t he.
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CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:37,
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Not my fault you hate him.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:35,
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Seems fairly inoffensive to me
In fairness there are FAR more revolting 'personalities' on YT than he.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:14,
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True, I mean,
he's not an actual, literal Nazi, or selling you cryptobollocks from his swimming pool, or denouncing science in exchange for money.
But for some reason he provokes an aggressive response in me. Like V-sauce. Or Mr. Beast. Or the Paul brothers. Or an AI gibberish clickbaitbot.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 17:11,
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Tom Scott is probably a nice chap.
Still winds me up no end though.
And there’s something just… off about NileRed too.
*shrug*
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jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 20:11,
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Yes Tom Scott grates on me, but I have no reason why.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 21:58,
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I had to look up NileRed...
I see what you mean.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:45,
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NileRed is not as bad as...
styropyro.
You could tell me that guy is an AI wrapped in the flesh of a previous victim
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 23:56,
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weirdly enough..
..there's a similar video from a year ago, with the same intro..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGatth2wYrA
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slack_bored_yokel, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 16:18,
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Screeech!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 1:16,
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Eldertubbies - Noo Noo
What if the Teletubbies and Eldritch existed in the same universe? you get this nightmare fuel..
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:09,
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For your own sake, get out of my YouTube feed.
Also, click edit and untick the no preview box.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:56,
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Fantasy Leathery Balls
b3ta vase code is oowp05
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2kindsofherring, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 12:54,
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Hooden Horses
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:31,
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Every single one of the people in this video voted Reform UK...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:20,
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I bet they're all blacked up under there too.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 19:47,
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They went like the clappers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:32,
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Needs more Edward Woodward
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:54,
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WWEWD?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 2:32,
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Ewar Woowar
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:42,
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Gave up halfway into the first paragraph.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:21,
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Arrant tosh
Bereft of meaning.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:36,
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Ahhhh, Netflix ahoy!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:31,
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NO
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:38,
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Usual word salad twaddle seen a lot in Academia
Turning something simple into endless bollocks of words which say nothing so you give up reading and give them a phd to go away.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:38,
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Raygun was effectively holding a mirror to the dominant male paradigmic influence on communal spaces and subverting the countervaling ethical intersectionalities of b-girl subcultural neo-symbolism when witnessed through heteronormative lens of privilege
or to summarise: "Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 2:58,
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That's as coherent as her dancing
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 6:05,
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I skimmed some of it, and it's terribly written.
I stopped skimming at the second paragraph beginning with "But".
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 6:46,
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is B-Girl Raygun a person?
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piss and shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:08,
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No
It's a weapon designed by Andrew Tate to turn pretty women into average ones.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:17,
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I skimmed and assumed it was written to a word count,
possibly with AI. We've all had to write essays about nothing. Thank fuck mine are pre-internet.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:12,
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Her nickname (at least down under) is a classic
Napoleon Vegemite
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:19,
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not quite as dysfunctional
as rachel "nkechi" dolezal
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ozof, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 22:00,
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Gesundheit.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 1:33,
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Yeesh
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Farty Funkhouser, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:03,
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This is what a degree in social sciences can do with you
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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 17:25,
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Worst Aussie since
Peter Andre. The kind of person who writes essays titled ‘are trees racist?’. National shame.
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CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:39,
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Wait someone wrote a boring PHD article?
To be honest I'm more disappointed that you'd seek it out specifically to bore the arse out of us.
You could at least have drawn some cocks on it.
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deadmonkey99, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 1:04,
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A fun music video by me for 'The Egyptian Lover'
NSFW
I made this!
If you're a fan of '80s style excess / electro - you might like some of this
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:29,
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Putin's Untergang parody
It's the usual Hitler ranting about Steiner parody. Though very topical.
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gijoel, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:31,
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"don't cry. the bots say we're winning" :D
very nicely done
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ozof, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:03,
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That’s not funny
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:43,
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When I scrolled past in YT I assumed it was a Skinner video.
A bit unfair on the lettuce, really.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:47,
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Slightly more successful than their 'homosexual acts are wrongful' campaign.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:08,
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they interrupted just as she was opening up new pork markets
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:47,
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Is that a euphemism?
Eeew!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 19:15,
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Oh no, cannot unsee.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:33,
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Looks a lot like she's doing speaking engagements in Bob's Country Bunker
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:04,
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And she was wearing lettuce green too!
Couldn't have gone better.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:54,
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What surprises me
is that these allegedly professional politicians react so badly. Surely laughing it off and continuing the interview would be a better way of handling it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:06,
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As well as being a funny stunt, it does reveal something of Truss's sense of self importance and entitlement, her lack of self awareness, and reminds us why she should never be near any position of responsibility and power. She doesn't seem to have any understanding of the scale of her mistake, and has learnt nothing from it.
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abc, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:36,
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Sadly, within various political systems, the entitled, deluded and pathologically self important do seem to be selected preferentially. Anyone showing signs of reasonableness and proportion rarely get ahead.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:54,
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In her world now it was fake news, Bank of England stitch up, woke bankers, lefty Civil Service
Now why she courts the far right loons in the US to justify her massive failure. It's pathetic and feel sorry for her family
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:05,
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We should feel sorry for her family because they are her family.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:27,
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Her new life is pretending it didn't happen with a straight face so laughing it off is always going to be tricky
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:16,
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I'm no sure she knows how to pretend.
She's a real weird one. I think she's most probably neurodivergent in a number of ways. Something affects her spatial awareness, she usually seems to need assistance walking, suggesting dyspraxia or overwhelming social anxiety... It's said she really has conceptual difficulties with doors, entrances and exits.
She evidently has massive problems with reading comprehension, logic, social cues, social norms and values, morality, numbers, and conversational English.
It would be interesting to find out who actually owns/operates her and what their motivations are. I think she's just a passenger in her own empty vessel.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:37,
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She seemed pretty normal when I knew her at university.
I think part of the problem when you have to spout shite on a regular basis is that you start to believe at least some of what you’re saying.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:50,
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The endless killing has driven her mad
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:22,
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I'm not sure she knows how to believe either.
By all accounts she was fairly normal before her right wing conversion. Maybe it coincided with a brain trauma of some kind?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 14:10,
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Perhaps she was kicked in the head by a horse.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 1:35,
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She's a weird sociopath and physically repulsive.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:32,
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dozer thinks women have to be attractive to be valid
gotcha
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piss and shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:32,
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Well if you're going to be completely useless at your job you could at least look nice doing it
Go ooan daaaaaaaarlin' gizza smile might never appen!
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dyllon nice beaver., Wed 14 Aug 2024, 19:26,
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Well yeah, of course.
This is why I want a Morgan Ortagus presidential run, or Penny Mordaunt for PM.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:04,
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Engineering ASMR
Not my usual bag but I watched it to the end and had brief ideas about buying the kit.
Who am I kidding
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:18,
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That looks like fun
Exactly the kind of thing I'd enjoy building, run once and then stick it in the loft.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:20,
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You can always make a Stirling engine with rubbish.
You’ll need a wire coat hanger, PVC pipe scraps, a few empty coke cans, some metal epoxy, a CD and a balloon. Oh and a tea light and an ice cube.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:22,
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I've only got some pipe cleaners, a cereal packet and some sticky-back plastic.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:50,
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Throw in some Uranium from the back of the kitchen drawer and you’ve got a fast breeder reactor.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:01,
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Cylinder liners held with o-rings
*triggered*
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jonbob loves you, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:41,
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Damn straight
If the polyaxial contrary co-rotatory flange doesn't engage the radial varispeed sprocket socket... well gosh, I'm sure I don't need to describe the terrible things that might happen!
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 1:17,
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Maybe the scale forces it.
An interference fit using heat might be difficult.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:10,
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We really need an AI tag.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 20:59,
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Yes
vm.tiktok.com/ZGecYC2XY/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 6:10,
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Instant Stuff
I made this!
Actually my dad's kitchen, I can barely fit in my kitchen.
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Chuffley, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:45,
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Raw-dogging
May give Michael O'Leary a few more ideas
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:02,
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When asked, the pilot and his wife could not explain why they'd taxiied the RyanAir jet from the airport to the small car park in the woods that night.
A local who claimed to have been walking their dog said that it had run off terrified by the whine of the jet engines and the dazzling lights, especially when they'd been flashed after the jet arrived.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:56,
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That reminded me of a thing at my school
Where kids would prove themselves by seeing how many times they could handle a sheet of coarse sandpaper being rubbed up and down their forearm. Proves about as much as staring at the back of a plane seat, and is a lot cheaper.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 13:25,
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I don't mind staring out the window with my own thoughts
nothing to boast about, though. It's pretty much what every fucking kid had to do on interstate holidays in australia, Driving from Melbourne to Perth is 4 full days, and a lot of the scenery is like a shit video game that ran out of budget. An empty flat treeless brown plain
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 14:17,
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Funny you should say that,
it reminds me of school when a bunch of boys had scabs on the back of their hands because they'd scratched them with their fingernails until they bled. This was to prove that they weren't a jessie. I did not do this, and I didn't care if that made me a jessie.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:23,
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Ah, chicken scratches and
raps...the playground is a harsh place...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:45,
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We called it
"Hunt the cunt"
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Pompey Monkey, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:59,
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Our Primary School tradition was 'Postie'.
The School's sign was situated on two 3 inch metal posts just inside the playground boundary. The bigger boys would grab their victim, give them a pair of dead legs and then pick them up, an arm and a leg each, and run them spread eagled into one of the posts. Fucking brutal in retrospect.
Inner-city Catholic school, go figure.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:22,
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raps was brutal
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:16,
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I can see the appeal. Bit like meditating (which i should probably do)
Or that ultramarathon in a dark tunnel in Bristol.
Altho not having a piss or water seems stupid.
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dyllon nice beaver., Tue 13 Aug 2024, 9:48,
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Idaho is in for some sticky shit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 2:21,
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some sticky shit
Some stick stick stick,
STICKY SHIT!
Boom wowow chakawow
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 3:40,
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What's brown and sticky?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 4:29,
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A stick.
What's brown and runny?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 5:35,
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Linford Christie!
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 6:15,
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The Isle of Wight Ferry!
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:19,
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What's brown, steaming, and comes out of Cowes?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:46,
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A...
stick!
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 13:46,
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Could've been
worse...(some delicious-sounding floods here).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:23,
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christ
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 23:58,
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“Because of you I will rebuke your descendants; I will smear on your faces the dung from your festival sacrifices, and you will be carried off with it” (Malachi 2:3, NIV)
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:23,
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